Kidney Burst
In the space of a moment.
Huo Yuhao went from the sky to the Clear Sky Sect, right in front of the Hilichurl version of Tang San.
"Where is this? What happened?"
Hadn't he just defeated Ice Bear King Xiaobai? Then a giant hand had suddenly grabbed him and brought him here.
Huo Yuhao had also seen what the Hilichurl version of Tang San had said on the sky screen.
Huo Yuhao instantly blew up.
Although he didn't know where he was.
The moment he opened his eyes, he saw some guy impersonating the legendary Lord Tang San and bullying the Sky Dream Ice Silkworm, the Ice Empress, and the Snow Empress.
Especially the Sky Dream Ice Silkworm, who was like both a mentor and a father to him. He also shared bonds of life and death with the Ice Empress and the Snow Empress.
Huo Yuhao came before Tang San and roared, "What the hell are you? What gives you the right to make the Ice Empress and the Snow Empress sacrifice themselves?"
Tang San looked astonished. "Who are you??"
Huo Yuhao sneered as he looked at the Hilichurl version of Tang San. "You're asking who I am? You just said it yourself on the sky screen: Huo Yuhao is your son-in-law. What, your son-in-law is standing right in front of you, and now you don't recognize me??"
Tang San's pupils contracted sharply. He remembered that the God King committee chairman Huo Yuhao shown on the sky screen just now and the youth before him...
Looked exactly alike and had exactly the same presence, though the youth before him seemed much weaker.
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Tang San's face was full of question marks.
What the fuck.
What the hell?
Wasn't Huo Yuhao from ten thousand years in the future?
How could he have appeared here?
Was that reasonable?
"Huo Yuhao, let me explain."
"My name is Tang San. I'm your father-in-law, and this is the time and space of ten thousand years ago."
"I've just run into some difficulties and need to borrow a few of your resources for the time being," Tang San said.
Huo Yuhao was so dumbfounded that he laughed. "Heh, heh. Do you take me for a fool?"
"You think someone like you deserves to call himself Tang San?"
"And you even fucking say that the legendary Senior Tang San is my father-in-law? How come I didn't know Tang San was my father-in-law?"
"Good. Very good."
"You say you're Tang San? If you can take this Buddha's Fury Tang Lotus, I'll believe you."
Huo Yuhao raised his palm, and a golden lotus slowly emerged. Nine petals shot out, whistling toward Tang San so fast that the air itself burst with explosive cracks.
Before Tang San could react.
All nine petals had struck him.
His body flew backward like a cannonball, smashing a small hill in the distance to pieces.
Tang San struggled to his feet, covered in blood and dressed in rags. But he had no time to worry about any of that. He desperately used all his strength to stop the bleeding first.
"Ah, my kidneys! My kidneys!" Tang San made a quick check and panicked instantly. The Buddha's Fury Tang Lotus had blasted both his kidneys to bits. Even though he desperately used Sea God Divine Power to repair them, it didn't do a damn thing.
Tang San went completely mad. "Huo Yuhao, you rebellious son-in-law! You actually used a Tang Sect weapon to smash both my kidneys!"
What was the Buddha's Fury Tang Lotus? It was a sacred object in his heart. In his previous life, he had jumped off a cliff and died because he had forged the thing.
Never in his wildest dreams had he imagined that one fucking day, his future son-in-law would use a Buddha's Fury Tang Lotus to smash both his kidneys.
"You still dare impersonate Senior Tang San? You're courting death!" Huo Yuhao was utterly furious too. He appeared in front of Tang San like a ghost and slammed a fist at him.
"Let me explain. I really am Tang San."
"This really is the past."
"I've just run into some difficulties and need to borrow a little of your future opportunities for the time being."
After fighting for the time it took an incense stick to burn, Huo Yuhao beat Tang San unconscious.
The huge commotion also drew over quite a few elders from the Hilichurl version of the Clear Sky Sect.
Huo Yuhao hurriedly used Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track and fled the Clear Sky Sect as fast as he could.
Huo Yuhao connected to the sky screen.
(Ice Empress: Tang San, have you lost your mind? You're only a Soul Ancestor right now, and you're under the Curse of Immortality. You still want to become the Asura God?)
(Sky Dream Ice Silkworm: Tang San, you actually dared to tell my wife to sacrifice herself to you? I'll fucking beat you to death.)
(Ice Empress: Get lost. Who's your wife?)
(Huo Yuhao: Ice Empress, Tian Meng, what are you talking about? What Curse of Immortality? And where is this? Why can we chat here?)
(Sky Dream Ice Silkworm: ????? Huo Yuhao, how could you be here? Aren't you from ten thousand years in the future?)
(Ning Rongrong: ????? How could someone from ten thousand years in the future appear here? Could he be an impostor?)
(Zhu Zhuqing: Unlikely. The names on the sky screen are all real.)
(Huo Yuhao: I don't know. I'd just defeated Ice Bear King Xiaobai and absorbed the ten-thousand-year Profound Ice Marrow to break through to level eighty. I was about to go to the Sea God Matchmaking Convention when a hand grabbed me and brought me here for no apparent reason.)
(Little Paimon @ Huo Yuhao: I-I'm sorry, Huo Yuhao. I said I really wanted to see how you'd react if you were here and saw what Tang San said. Silent Bottle thought it would be fun, so he took it upon himself to grab you from the future without asking. I'm really sorry. This is the Douluo Continent ten thousand years ago.)
(Huo Yuhao: ?????? What do you mean, he thought it would be fun, so he grabbed me from the future and brought me to the Douluo Continent ten thousand years ago?)
(Huo Yuhao: I know every word you said, so why the fuck can't I understand them when you put them together?)
(Ice Empress: ?????)
(Sky Dream Ice Silkworm: ??????)
Little Paimon's statement instantly caused a storm in both the Douluo Continent and Teyvat livestream sections.
Star Dou Great Forest, Lake of Life.
"He brought Huo Yuhao from the future to the present just because he thought it would be fun!"
Gu Yuena's expression was grave as she looked at Little Paimon's words on the sky screen.
When she first heard those words.
Her brain had frozen for a moment.
She spent a full half hour reading them word by word before she barely managed to understand.
She understood the concept of time.
Everything in the world was made up of all kinds of elements.
The divine positions in the Douluo God Realm were divided the same way.
Life, Destruction, Goodness, Evil, Asura.
Sea God, Rakshasa, Angel, and so on.
The higher the tier of the element, the higher the divine position it represented.
Their Dragon Clan had similar divisions: the Mountain Dragon King, the Water Dragon King, and so on.
In the Douluo God Realm, even the combined power of the Five Great God Kings couldn't pull someone from ten thousand years in the future back to the time and space of ten thousand years ago.
According to the inherited memories left by the Dragon God, the universe was vast, and the Douluo Continent was only an insignificant plane within it.