Pah, Scumbag!

The next morning...

Eleven walked out of Magnolia's largest nightclub in a daze and looked up at the sky.

()ah!

What a bright sun... oh no, what huge clouds...

Behind him, Loke was bidding a reluctant farewell to the two young ladies in his arms, while several other young ladies winked at Eleven's retreating figure, but unfortunately, Eleven was lost in thought and didn't see them.

Last night, after spending some time with Eleven, Loke discovered that if he could ignore Eleven's unconventional thinking, he was actually quite an interesting person.

Moreover, Eleven is really handsome. If he just sits there smiling and doesn't say anything, he's definitely a heartthrob. I wonder how many girls he could attract if he took him out.

So Loke took Eleven to the liveliest magical nightclub in Magnolia.

Then, Eleven was dumbfounded...

Although Eleven is usually harassed by female fans all day long, everyone keeps a gentlemanly distance of more than five meters, so it's very safe!

However, nightclubs are, well, quite unsafe places!

The girls were all incredibly bold, Eleven felt like he'd been groped all over that night. Even when he hid in a corner, someone would still come up to flirt with him.

Fortunately, Loke, being a loyal friend, shared a lot of the pressure with him, managing to keep Eleven's innocence. Otherwise, he probably would have been devoured without a trace.

"Hey buddy, how was your first time out?" Loke said goodbye to the girls, then put his arm around Eleven's shoulder with a mischievous grin, acting like a seasoned veteran.

():"Oh?"

Eleven remained somewhat dazed, his mind constantly flashing through images of white flesh that made his mouth water.

"Pfft," Loke couldn't help but chuckle at Eleven's naive and unsuspecting look. He then wrapped his arm around Eleven's neck and began to coax him into understanding.

"Eleven, you can't go on like this. You're wasting such a great opportunity. Hey, from now on, just hang out with me. Picking up girls is an art, let me teach you!"

Eleven stared blankly at the lewd Loke, then suddenly remembered how Loke had rocked the place last night while he could only tremble in a corner. Suddenly, he felt a surge of admiration for Loke.

This guy's got talent! Loki seems way more reliable than Mira! I really want to become his apprentice, what should I do?

"Loke, do you want to join our Fairy Tail guild?" Eleven suddenly asked out of the blue.

Loke: [_]

"Our guild has lots of beautiful women, and we even hold a beauty pageant every year!"

(￣▽￣): "Okay, okay, let's go quickly!" Loke flashed a bright smile.

Loke laughed excitedly, Eleven was also very happy. The two walked arm in arm toward Fairy Tail, their smiles gradually turning lewd.

Along the way, Loke couldn't wait to start teaching Eleven his tips for picking up girls, which Eleven found very helpful. At the same time, he secretly despised what kind of nonsense Mira had taught him before.

The guild was bustling as usual today; you could hear the sounds of fighting even before you got close.

The two had just pushed open the guild's door when a figure was blasted out and crashed into Eleven's arms.

(╬◣д◢): "Oh, Eleven, let me go! I'm going to teach that damn Erza!"

Eleven looked closely and realized that it was Mira who had flown out. She was being held in Eleven's arms in a princess carry, kicking her legs frantically, trying desperately to break free and continue fighting.

Eleven speechless and about to give up, but then he remembered Loke's teachings on the way, and his playful side kicked in. He tightened his arms, leaned forward, and brought his big face right up to Mira's eyes.

"You'll get hurt if you do that, my cute little wildcat."

(ω): "Eh?"

Mira, who had been irritable, blushed instantly. In fact, she hadn't heard what Eleven had just said at all; she had only looked into Eleven's eyes, which were so close to hers, and felt his breath almost touching her face, which made her go limp.

Huh? What's going on? What is Eleven trying to do?

Huh? Could it be... could it be that he's flirting with me?

Ahhh, I'm so shy!

Should I close my eyes? Right? At times like this, a delicate girl should close her eyes, right?

So, under Eleven's strange gaze, Mira tightly closed her eyes, as if she were afraid of seeing something terrifying.

Eleven: (゜゜)???

Seeing Mira suddenly close her eyes as if she were dead, Eleven suddenly didn't know how to proceed.

Did Loke just teach you how to seduce the dead?

Eleven pondered for a long time but still didn't know what to do next. He had no choice but to look to Loke for help. However, Loke had no time to pay attention to Eleven at this moment. His attention was completely drawn to the beautiful women of all ages in the guild.

There are quite a few female mages in the guild. Besides the new generation like Erza, the older generation of mages are also still very attractive.

The existence of magic can continuously nourish the mage's body and improve their physique, so there are very few women who can make a living through magic who are not good-looking; their average quality is much higher than that of ordinary young women on the street.

Although Mira in Eleven's arms was exceptionally cute, there were plenty of easy targets around, so Loke naturally wouldn't compete with his good buddy for her.

"Mira! Don't run! Our battle isn't over yet!"

At this moment, Erza angrily pushed through the crowd and chased after Mira from the guild. She was the one who had just knocked Mira away.

Her long, crimson hair and dashing figure immediately drew Loke's attention like a magnet.

"Mira, what are you doing with Eleven? Come here and continue... uh... who are you?"

"Ah, Erza Scarlet, what a beautiful ruby! If I weren't wearing sunglasses, I think my eyes would be burned by you. My name is Loke, it's a real honor to meet you."

Just as Erza was about to wake Mira, who was lying in Eleven's arms and acting like a lovesick fool, her hand was suddenly grabbed by a frivolous man.

Then, this man actually pinned her against a pillar at the guild entrance with a deeply affectionate look on his face. His sunglasses slipped down, and he gazed at her tenderly, as if he wanted to speak through his eyes.

Loke was clearly familiar with the beauties of various guilds, and he had naturally heard of Erza's fame, but she was even more stunning in person, and he couldn't resist making advances towards her.

Erza was also taken aback by Loke's sudden attack; no one had ever pinned her against a wall before... or rather, no one had ever dared to do so...

"Beautiful Miss Erza, may I buy you a drink...?"

Bang!!

Erza (╬￣皿￣): "Get out of my way! Don't get in my way! Are you provoking me?"

Then Loke flew back the way he came from the guild gate and crashed heavily onto the streets of Magnolia.

Eleven glanced at the pitiful Loke, then at Mira, who was secretly glancing at him with narrowed eyes, and decisively chose to let go...

"Ouch! Eleven, what are you doing...?"

Eleven looked at Mira, who was sitting on the ground rubbing her bottom, and suddenly realized that Mira was right. It was indeed safe to keep a distance of more than five meters from unfamiliar girls.

It's probably best not to continue learning from Loke, otherwise you might be the one getting blasted away later.

Watching Loke fly away, Eleven couldn't help but curse inwardly.

Pah! What a scumbag!

Genius in a second: m. biquzhh