A Not-So-Smart Idiot

In the royal palace of the former Kingdom of Edolas.

"Your Majesty, you're back! Your Majesty, you've worked so hard! Those soldiers were truly useless, daring to trouble Your Majesty to personally intervene. I will certainly teach them a lesson."

In the deep corridors of the royal palace, God King Eleven walked along, receiving a royal cloak draped over his shoulders by his attendants. Beside him, a chubby, sleazy old man resembling a scientist kept running around his king, flattering him.

The God King showed no impatience with such flattery, maintaining a smile throughout as he spoke calmly.

"Alright, Gay, stop bothering those soldiers. These otherworldly beings are quite capable. Take them all to the throne room. Also, call everyone over; I need to allocate these research resources to you."

"Yes, Your Majesty, I will take care of it immediately." The Left Minister was very happy to receive the task and withdrew respectfully.

The Left Minister was very efficient. The God King had barely settled on his throne when the Fairy Tail members were brought before him, all bound hand and foot.

The God King stepped down from his throne, his gaze sweeping across the faces of these visitors from another world, seemingly in a pleasant mood. Finally, his gaze settled on Uncle Gildarts, revealing an expression of amazement.

"Tsk tsk tsk, the humans from another world are really amazing. How can they store so much magic power in their bodies?"

As he sighed, a smile appeared on the God King's lips. He turned to the guards beside him and ordered, "Men, take this old man to the magic storage room. He should be able to create a very large Magic Crystal."

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

No one dared disobey the God King's order. As soon as he finished speaking, several strong guards rushed forward and dragged Gildarts out from among the Fairy Tail members.

"Gildarts!"

"Hey! You bastards, what are you going to do to Gildarts?"

Almost everyone in Fairy Tail was injured, clearly having been badly beaten earlier. However, they couldn't just stand by and watch Gildarts be taken away and turned into magic crystals, and they all fiercely resisted.

Natsu and Cana resisted the most fiercely, after all, one was Gildarts' daughter and the other was a simpleton.

The royal guards showed no mercy to the Fairy Tail members, frequently slamming their clubs down on them. Natsu and Cana, who had been causing the most trouble, received special treatment and were beaten the most severely, soon becoming unable to even stand up.

On the other side, Gildarts, who was being dragged away, was enraged to see his daughter suffering. He suddenly gained strength from somewhere and managed to snap the ropes binding him with his muscles.

"You bunch of bastards, how dare you hurt Cana!!"

As the strongest mage in Fairy Tail, even without magic, he is still a force to be reckoned with by ordinary guards.

The moment Gildarts broke free of his ropes, he unleashed two powerful punches, sending the two palace guards escorting him flying. Then, like a tiger descending a mountain, he pounced on the bastards who were beating Cana with clubs.

However, before Gildarts could achieve his goal, a thunderous roar suddenly exploded in the empty throne room, and a golden figure appeared above Gildarts's head like a ghost, then stomped down!

Boom!!

This sudden turn of events caused everyone to instinctively stop what they were doing and turn to look. Amidst the billowing dust, a few streaks of eerie blue electricity could be seen occasionally, and a knight clad in heavy golden armor slowly revealed himself. Gildarts had just been bloodthirsty and berserk, now had his entire head pinned to the floor by the knight, motionless and his fate unknown!

"How dare you be so disrespectful before His Majesty! You deserve to die!"

The knight's angry, gloomy voice came from behind the mask, making the already deathly silent hall even more somber. Even the Fairy Tail members were so shocked by Gildarts's defeat that they forgot their angry roars for a moment.

Just then, the deathly silence was broken by the hearty laughter of God King -God King Eleven. Eleven tossed his cloak aside and gracefully returned to his throne, laughing loudly at the golden-armored knight.

"Haha, you've finally arrived! I've been waiting for you for so long, Laxus!"

(A)(′д`): What?! Laxus?!

The golden-armored knight immediately abandoned Gildarts and strode quickly to the throne. Without hesitation, he knelt on one knee before the God King Eleven and respectfully removed his helmet. His familiar, resolute face and golden spiky hair immediately came into view of the Fairy Tail members.

"Lord Laxus, Grand Master of the King's Royal Guard Knights, greets Your Majesty! I am late and have caused Your Majesty alarm; please punish me!"

Seeing Laxus so obediently kneeling before Eleven and submitting to him, the Fairy Tail members' expressions were more interesting than the last. They even forgot that they were still fish on the chopping block, their eyes sweeping back and forth between the two Laxus, their eyes full of schadenfreude.

Just then, the massive door between the thrones was pushed open, and several figures of varying heights, builds, and builds filed in, each kneeling respectfully on one knee beneath the throne of God King Eleven.

"His Majesty's Left Advisor, Gay, pays his respects to His Majesty the God King!"

The speaker was the same chubby, lecherous old man who had been fawning over God King Eleven in the corridor earlier. He was still dressed like a scientist and still sported a greasy smile.

"Your Majesty's Right Attendant Minister, Sebas, greets His Majesty the God King!"

Beside the minister stood a very capable-looking middle-aged gentleman with a single-lens reflex lens framed in gold, giving him an air of refinement and wisdom.

"Ah, Pascal, the chief engineer of the Mechanical Corps, greets His Majesty the God King!"

Next to him was a young man in overalls, his clothes covered in grease and smelling of metal, which seemed so out of place in this magnificent and sacred castle. The dark circles under his eyes, so thick they looked like eyeshadow, made him look very listless. He even yawned when he greeted His Majesty.

"Hmph, Angelika, Chief Beastmaster of the Magic Beast Combat Unit, greets His Majesty the God King!"

As soon as Pascal finished speaking, a voluptuous woman in a sexy SM leather outfit couldn't wait to speak up. While greeting His Majesty, she also gave the God King a flirtatious wink, but received no response.

"Dr. Snake, Director of the Biochemical Research Institute, greets His Majesty the God King!"

Further to the side, almost in a corner, a small purple kitten was timidly muttering to itself, its voice so soft it was almost inaudible. It was wearing an ill-fitting long white coat and looked pitiful.

The stained glass behind the throne cast a dazzling light, making the shadow of the towering throne appear even more majestic and profound.

The Left Minister, the Right Minister, the Chief Engineer, the Chief Beastmaster, the Dean of the Research Institute, and the Knight Commander Laxus —all five of them and the cat—bowed their heads in submission to God King Eleven, loyally offering everything to His God King!

Under the king's gaze, an epic scene unfolded!

"Alright, alright, get up, everyone. You're all busy, stop with this nonsense." God King Eleven seemed to have no airs of a superior at all, always smiling, and his words were completely devoid of any kingly demeanor.

However, when his gaze shifted to the Fairy Tail crew, it instantly felt like falling into an ice cave. His smiling eyes didn't seem to be looking at his own kind at all; it was as if a gluttonous chef was looking at pork belly on a cutting board. Although he liked it very much, he showed no mercy when he swung the knife down.

"Sebas, haven't you been researching that mechanical dragon left behind by Faust? Those two pure-blooded Dragon Slayer are yours, the one with the pink hair who doesn't look very bright and the little girl with blue hair."

"Thank you, Your Majesty!" Right Minister Sebas.

Fairy Tail sent two more people away, one of whom was the still young Wendy. Logically, it would have been impossible not to cause a commotion, but at this moment, it was eerily quiet. Not a single person moved, and they just let the guards escort Natsu and Wendy away.

Watching Natsu walk further and further away Wendy, the Fairy Tail members all had terrifyingly ferocious expressions, their foreheads bulging with veins, but their bodies were unable to move an inch. A powerful and terrifying magical force enveloped their bodies, and no matter how much they struggled, they could not break free.

"Angelika, did you see that white-haired beauty? She's yours." The God King completely ignored the murderous glares from the Fairy Tail members and continued distributing the "experimental subjects."

"The magical energy channels within this woman are quite intricately damaged. Aren't you conducting those experiments involving magical energy catalyzing the human body? Perhaps she can offer you some insights."

"Heh, thank you, Your Majesty! What a beauty! I will certainly cherish her."

As she spoke, Angelika swayed her sexy waist, grabbed Mira's hair, and dragged Mira out of the hall. Behind them, Elfman's eyes were bloodshot, his angry eyeballs almost bulging out, but he was helpless and could only shed helpless tears.

"Bacchus, would you like to claim one too?" The God King then turned his gaze to the chief engineer.

"Ha! I don't want Your Majesty. They'll only cause trouble for me." Bacchus had absolutely no interest in the people from other worlds, and even yawned.

"Well, that makes sense. Dr. Snake, you choose one. It's still interesting to see how those poisons you concocted will affect people from another world." The God King looked at the kitten and smiled slightly.

"Um, um, I guess I don't need it. My poison kills me instantly, so whether I'm from another world or not... it shouldn't make a difference."

The little purple cat named Dr. Snake poked at his chest with his two tiny paws, his lips moving as if trying to refuse His Majesty the God King's offer. But when he looked up and saw the God King's smiling face, his voice grew softer and softer until it became completely inaudible.

After hesitating for a long time, Dr. Snake finally did not dare to refuse the gift from the God King like Pascal did. He could only muster up his courage, take two steps forward, close his eyes, raise his little paws and shout loudly at the Fairy Tail.

"You... you guys, anyone who wants to be poisoned by me, please step forward!"

The scene was completely silent...

Dr. Snake was about to cry...

"I'll take it, choose me."

Just when Dr. Snake thought he was about to suffer a complete social death, a voice, like heavenly music, entered his ears. Turning his head, he saw a man with dark red hair and a dazzling tattoo on his face calmly looking at him.

(ˊˋ) Wow, this person is definitely a great guy!

Although it looks a bit scary

But to save me from embarrassment, he volunteered to be poisoned by me. He must be the kindest person in the world.

Thinking of this, Dr. Snake unfurled a pair of pure white wings from his back with a whoosh, and flew towards Erik like a kind little angel. He gently took Erik's large hand and walked joyfully towards the door.

If his goal wasn't to poison Erik, this scene would be as beautiful and innocent as a fairy tale.

The fact that another experimental subject had been sent out pleased Eleven the God King. He glanced around at the remaining Fairy Tail members, finally fixing his gaze on Laxus's face, and a slight smile appeared on his lips.

The God King- King jumped down from his throne, strolled over, and squatted down in front of Laxus. After examining him closely, he chuckled and said, "Hey, you really look like Laxus! You're practically identical. What's your name?"

Laxus glared fiercely at "Eleven" in front of him with his big bull eyes. Sure enough, no matter which world he was in, that face was still just as annoying!

What do you mean by looking exactly like Laxus? I am Laxus himself!

Seeing Laxus staring blankly for a long time without saying a word, God King Eleven suddenly realized, "You're not also named Laxus, are you? No way, no way, hahaha, this is really interesting."

Looking at the smug, smug look on the face of the God King Eleven, Laxus almost mistook him for Eleven himself. The infuriating posture was exactly the same!

However, in the next instant, the God King Eleven suddenly put away his smile, replaced it with a majestic and holy expression, stood up, and looked down at Laxus.

"So, Laxus from another world, are you willing to serve me? I can appoint you as the vice-captain of the Knights, and as Laxus number two, dedicate everything to me, your life!"

Laxus, with his legs bound, could only sit on the ground, looking up at the God King Eleven. With each word uttered by Elivin's lips, Laxus felt the magical pressure on his body grow heavier.

By the time the God King Eleven finished speaking, Laxus felt a suffocating pressure. Vast waves of magical power crashed against Laxus like a flood, as if they could tear him to Crush at any moment.

"Me, me"

Laxus tried to speak, but no sound came out of his throat; instead, he let out a meaningless whimper, like a tattered, leaky sack.

"Hmm? What do you want to say?" God King Eleven seemed pleased that Laxus had finally responded, and leaned closer to listen to what Laxus had to say.

"Me, me"

(╬◣д◢): "Pah!! I will absolutely kill you, you bastard Eleven!!"

Laxus's face contorted in rage. After a long pause, he finally unleashed a glob of phlegm, which, despite the terrifying magical pressure, was spat into the face of the God King Eleven. It was a truly satisfying moment!

However, the phlegm did not land successfully; instead, it was intercepted in mid-air by magic.

"Wow, what a fierce Laxus!"

Looking at Laxus's ferocious expression, God King Eleven shook his head helplessly. Then, his gaze turned cold, and the phlegm in mid-air flew back the way it came.

(Д)vomit

"I really don't like this kind of Laxus, Gay!"

"Your Majesty, I am here!" The sleazy-looking Left Minister stepped forward with a forced smile.

"This guy is yours now. Treat him well."

"Hehehe, Your Majesty! This old minister has long coveted his physique and will certainly treat him well."

The Left Minister's lewd words, coupled with his evil smile, sent a chill down the spines of both Laxus present, who glared fiercely at the lewd old man.

God King Eleven ignored what Left Minister Gay said, coldly turning back to his throne. His unsuccessful attempt to humiliate Laxus had soured his previously good mood.

"Let's send the rest of the otherworldly beings to jail for now. We'll see if they're useful later."

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

Soon, all the Fairy Tail members in the hall were taken away, leaving only Knight Commander Laxus and God King Eleven in the throne room.

"Your Majesty, why didn't you kill that man? He dared to be so disrespectful to Your Majesty while wearing my face! I wish I could tear him to pieces!"

"Alright, Laxus, don't be so stingy. It'll be more interesting to hand him over to that old pervert, the Left Minister, for some discipline. Maybe soon you'll have a subordinate who looks exactly like you."

"Yes, Your Majesty's will!" Laxus gave a knightly salute, then changed the subject instead of bringing up the matter again.

"Your Majesty, we still haven't found that escaped alien. We only know that he was probably taken away by those people from the Rebel Alliance."

God King Eleven sat on his throne, casually crossing his legs. "It's alright, no need to look for him anymore. I've already left the bait there; he'll come to me on his own."

"But Your Majesty," Knight Laxus still had some concerns, "Would anyone really be foolish enough to fight against an entire nation alone just to save a few people? What if he just disappears and goes into hiding?"

"Heh, what's there to worry about if he runs away? He's just a useless nobody." At this point, God King Eleven suddenly laughed. "Besides, I've noticed that these guys from other worlds don't seem to be very bright."

Resisting Allied forces camp

!!∑(Дノ)ノ: "What did you say?? You're going to save them? Alone? Do you know what you're saying??"

(￣▽￣)/: "It's not just one person, there's also Happy and Carla!"

Are you an idiot???