HP: This Sword Cultivator from the East Is Just a Little Bit Strong!

[Original female lead; possibly no romance. If there is a pairing, it'll most likely be Professor Snape! What can I say? I love him. But there won't be any romance early on. If it happens, it'll be later, when the heroine is older.]

[An overpowered-heroine romp, leaning toward goofy slice-of-life comedy. Strong female lead.]

[A Multiverse Planar Trading System!]

[The heroine is working on developing a normal moral compass...]

[The heroine is in Gryffindor. Can't be helped-she's a sword cultivator!]

[Includes original worldbuilding. No canon character bashing or glorification, but there may be some OOC characterization. Apologies in advance.]

Struck by lightning during her heavenly tribulation and blasted into the HP world?

Chu Yao took it in stride.

After all, this was her third life. She'd been a corporate wage slave, competed her way through both the immortal and demonic paths, and practically specialized in being targeted by the Heavenly Dao.

But this life wasn't following the right script!

Her sect cherished her like the apple of their eye, murder was illegal, and the Dark Lord was still clinging to life.

Chu Yao pulled the Ten Thousand Souls Banner out of her soul sea and fell into thought: Can I still refine this thing into a Human Sovereign Banner?

But after linking up with the "Multiverse Trading Group," Chu Yao, who'd only wanted to slack off, was "forced" to embark on a career as an interplanar merchant.

With Chu Yao's arrival, life at Hogwarts began taking a bizarre turn, too...

When Voldemort's Killing Curse collided with her life-bound sword formation, when Dumbledore discovered that her modified Patronus Charm could summon an Eastern divine dragon, when Snape watched her improve Potions using alchemy-

"Miss Chu," Snape said expressionlessly, watching the golden liquid churn in the cauldron, "you call this 'a little bit of talent for Potions'?"

Chu Yao gave him an utterly innocent smile. "It really is just a tiny little bit. A billion tiny little bits, perhaps."

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