Heaven Bless Vast Heaven! Stop Hitting Me, Heaven Bless Vast Heaven!
Zang Ling seemed to be doing the same thing as usual. After finishing his work, he greeted the disciples of Vast Heaven Holy Land while shouting "May Heaven bless Vast Heaven."
"May God bless Vast Heaven... Good evening, brother..."
"May Heaven bless Vast Heaven... Brother, you've been cultivating all day, haven't you? You've worked hard..."
"May Heaven bless Vast Heaven... This beautiful young lady, staying up late will give you dark circles under your eyes, you should get some rest..."
Amidst cries of "May Heaven bless the Vast Heavens," Zang Ling returned to his room. As usual, he ate a simple meal, cultivated for a while, and then washed up and went to bed.
All of this seems perfectly normal...
Not only did the Zang Ling appear completely unremarkable, but the guards outside, both visible and hidden, were also as usual.
But no one knew that the Zang Ling lying on the bed, seemingly resting, had a slight smile on his lips, because he knew that today was the day he would be reborn.
Today... I, the Zang Ling, will break out of prison!
Today I will escape the Vast Heaven Holy Land and regain my freedom!
It wasn't until late at night that Zang Ling sprang out of bed like a ghost. This was the time when the guards outside changed shifts. Although the guards of Vast Heaven Holy Land would change shifts between the visible and hidden sentries, Zang Ling had still managed to find a loophole after so many days of observation.
Zang Ling knew that this shift change was the only chance, because during this shift change, the guard captain in charge of the visible sentry duty was very talkative. He always liked to greet the hidden sentries when passing by, and that was the key.
When they greet you, you'll be momentarily distracted, and that momentary distraction is your chance to escape!
As expected, everything went exactly as Zang Ling had predicted. The captain of the guards at the visible post was still as talkative as ever. He casually greeted the sentry at the hidden post, and the sentry responded for a moment. But in that instant, Zang Ling took advantage of the darkness and slipped out of the window like a ghost.
After escaping the room, Zang Ling didn't move, because he knew that turning left now would immediately lead to a patrol of hidden sentries...
Forty-five breaths later, it will be time for the changing of the guard here. During the changing of the guard, I will have two breaths...
After forty-five breaths, using the two breaths he had calculated, Zang Ling successfully broke through the group of sentries... and then once again slipped behind some cover.
This is a crucial point. Next, there will be two shifts of sentries, one visible and one hidden, seemingly impenetrable. But Zang Ling knows that there is never an absolute defense in this world, only loopholes that you cannot see.
After so many Zang Ling still found a loophole... that was the artificial hill on the left. The artificial hill seemed to be completely formed without any passage, but Zang Ling accidentally discovered a gap at the bottom of the artificial hill. In the past few days, Zang Ling used every opportunity to quietly dig through the artificial hill. As long as he concealed his presence, he could crawl out through the passage at the bottom of the artificial hill, which was not much wider than a rat hole, and bypass this wave of visible and hidden sentries!
Zang Ling's escape skills are absolutely top-notch. After using Zang Ling Bone-Shrinking Technique, he crawled out of a rat hole. Behind the rat hole was a latrine, which was the most crucial place.
There were many sentries, both visible and hidden, outside the outhouse, making it impossible to avoid them. However, everyone overlooked the depths of the latrine inside the outhouse...
At the deepest part of the cesspool is a pipe that transports excrement out; this pipe is the key to getting to the next area.
The Zang Ling leaped into the cesspool, then bravely Xiangqian along the pipes...
After crawling for about half an hour, the Zang Ling finally crawled out of the tube.
Ignoring the nauseating smell on his body, Zang Ling knew he couldn't delay; he had to slip across the garden in less than two breaths during the next changing of the guard.
Heaven rewards those who persevere; the Zang Ling, after waiting patiently, finally got its chance...
He walked through the garden, and the dog hole next to the gate ahead was the final barrier.
Once I get past that barrier, I will have successfully broken through both the visible and hidden sentries here, and then I will be able to escape from the Vast Heaven Holy Land!
However, this final door is not simple. In fact, in the eyes of the Zang Ling, this final door is the most uncertain and risky of all the plans...
Because there were three groups of guards here, and their shift changes were at different times, they were in a cross-defense system. In addition, the shift changes were completely different, so Zang Ling knew that he could not wait for the shift change to go out. He only had one chance, which was for one of them to lose focus.
Only by taking advantage of this moment of distraction to crawl through the dog hole and pass through it could he complete his final plan.
But Zang Ling also understood that disciples of the Vast Heaven Holy Land rarely lost focus...
But now, the Zang Ling knew he had no other choice but to gamble on God's blessing and a chance...
And so, the Zang Ling dormant in place, waiting. Half an hour passed... an hour passed...
The night grew deeper, but the Zang Ling never got any chance.
Just as Zang Ling was thinking of returning the way he came and waiting for another opportunity, he suddenly noticed a disciple of the Vast Heaven Holy Land yawning...
Just as he yawned, the disciple from Vast Heaven Holy Land next to him turned around with a smile and said that he looked so tired, and then started joking with him.
In the instant they were joking, the Zang Ling knew his chance had arrived...
They were distracted!
I've waited until my Zang Ling!
Without the slightest hesitation, Zang Ling darted into the dog hole like a ghost, disappearing unnoticed...
He hadn't been discovered at all. After crawling through the dog hole, Zang Ling kept crawling Xiangqian. The moment he emerged from the dog hole, he felt... it was already dawn...
My Zang Ling has been reborn!
Just as Zang Ling was eagerly preparing to continue Xiangqian escape from Vast Heaven Holy Land... a beam of light from a teleportation array fell directly in front of Zang Ling as he prepared to flee.
The next second, while Zang Ling was still completely bewildered, a figure appeared right in front of him.
The Zang Ling stared blankly at the figure descending from the teleportation array; he was almost offline...
Because he had already clearly seen the identity of the newcomer... Feng Fei from the Vast Heaven Holy Land!
"It's... it's you..."
"It's me! Zang Ling! You piece of trash!"
Slap! A resounding slap echoed through the night sky. The Zang Ling felt dizzy, and the immense force propelled him into a 360-degree spiral, soaring over the dog hole wall he had just passed through, and back inside...
The one who delivered that slap was none other than the An Ying, disguised as Feng Fei...
An Ying had been teleported all the way from the Vast Heaven Divine Domain, but the moment he landed, An Ying was dumbfounded...
It's supposed to be the Vast Heaven Holy Land?
What the hell is this lousy teleportation array? I need to escape... I need to get out... Why am I still stuck in the Vast Heaven Holy Land?
Before An Ying could recover from his daze, he saw someone in front of him...
This guy stinks... like he just came out of a cesspool...
But An Ying quickly realized who this guy was!
Zang Ling!
It's Zang Ling!
The moment Shadow saw the Zang Ling, An Ying was thrilled!
I've finally found you, you bastard...
You, a Heart-Devouring Holy Son, surrendered without a second thought... Do you know what I, An Ying, went through? I, An Ying, didn't surrender, and you did?
Tell me, what gives you the right? Have you ever met Shen Laowu? Have you ever seen the magistrate's wife?
Do you know what Undead Knight is?
Have you ever been trafficked?
Have you ever grasped the Staff Intent?
You haven't experienced anything, so tell me, what gives you the right to Zang Ling medium?
You are a disgrace to the Evil Spirits... You are a disgrace to the Evil Spirit Clan!
And you can vote all you want... but you even reported my An Ying! There are only two Evil Spirits in the entire Three Continents. If you say my An Ying was exposed or discovered, I, An Ying, have nothing to say. But who the hell reported me, An Ying? I never expected to be reported by you, Zang Ling!
So in that instant, An Ying couldn't care less about anything else; anger welled up in his heart and malice arose in his heart, and he slapped Zang Ling hard across the face.
Good heavens, that slap from An Ying sent the Zang Ling flying.
But An Ying had no intention of letting it go. An Ying leaped over the wall, and when he saw An Ying, disguised as Feng Fei, chasing after him over the wall, Zang Ling was terrified!
He instinctively turned and ran.
How could the Zang Ling possibly compare in combat power to the An Ying of Feng Fei?
An Ying grabbed him in one swift motion, and started slapping Zang Ling across the face like there was no tomorrow...
The Zang Ling fangs were all knocked out...
While attacking the An Ying, he angrily cursed, "You Zang Ling, you dare to run away... You run... I'll teach you to run... You're the hell out there running away!"
An Ying was referring to the "run" that Zang Ling ran after you jumped over, but Zang Ling didn't think so. Zang Ling thought Feng Fei had discovered his escape... At this moment, Zang Ling's mind was completely blank after being slapped hard by Feng Fei!
At this moment, the Zang Ling could not care about anything else; all it could do was desperately cry out, "Heaven protect Vast Heaven... Stop fighting... Heaven protect Vast Heaven..."
But the Zang Ling's shout only made things worse; it infuriated even the An Ying...
At a time like this, you're still yelling "Heaven bless Vast Heaven" at me... I'll kill you!
What followed was a bizarre scene... In the middle of the night... one person shouted "May Heaven bless Vast Heaven!" and another person slapped the other person hard across the face after each shout of "May Heaven bless Vast Heaven!"
"May God bless Vast Heaven!"
"Smack..."
"May God bless Vast Heaven!"
"Smack..."
Such a noise naturally attracted the attention of disciples from the nearby Vast Heaven Holy Land, and countless disciples from the Vast Heaven Holy Land rushed here immediately.
The disciples of Vast Heaven Holy Land then said that as soon as they entered, they saw Senior Brother Feng Fei performing the Zang Ling...