I Only Wanted to Destroy My Sect, So How Did I Defy Heaven and Become a God?
Chapter 1282

Today Is a Good Day to Make Soup!

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Chu Xinghe had no idea what Yin-Yang Reversal was, nor did he know what perfect strategy meant.

Chu Xinghe is now offline...

Didn't we agree that I, Chu Xinghe, would dominate and slaughter everyone in this round?

This Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord, do you have any shame?

Don't you even know that your Taiyin and Taiyang Primordial Puppets have this Yin-Yang reversal function?

You Heavenly Secrets Evil Spirits Division don't have a precise user manual like our Wuj iang Holy Mother, do you? You're trying to trick me Chu Xinghe, from thousands of miles away, outside the Four Continents Barrier?

What the hell? You're saying this round was my fault, Chu Xinghe, for being too greedy?

Let me tell you, that's impossible!

The main reason for this defeat wasn't me, Chu Xinghe, at all. Think about it... as long as this Yin-Yang Reversal function exists, then regardless of whether I personally push for the puppet shop to sell puppets, the Ming Clan will definitely continue selling them...

As long as the number of puppets sold exceeds a certain threshold, the Yin-Yang Reversal, so I was wrong from the very first step...

I guess I really did suffer from a lack of education this time...

The problem is, even the Heavenly Secrets Evil Spirits Division himself couldn't understand this ancient divine artifact, so how could I, Chu Xinghe, possibly comprehend it?

Evil Shadow Continent...

At this moment, inside the forbidden area of Heavenly Secrets Evil Spirits, the other seven Evil Lords were so angry that they wet themselves looking at the forbidden area, which was completely devoid of resources!

Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord, do you want to hear if you're even speaking human language?

You're saying the Taiyang Progenitor Puppet suddenly malfunctioned and devoured all of today's resources?

Are you trying to pull some nonsense on us?

You should know that since the last resource explosion, the resources being absorbed from the Vast Heaven Holy Land have been increasing day by day.

Therefore, to prevent the Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord from causing any more trouble, the other seven Evil Lords simply stayed at the Heavenly Secrets Evil Spirits's place.

Every day, the seven Evil Lords would personally come to the forbidden area of Heavenly Secrets Evil Spirits Division and collect the resources they were entitled to according to a set ratio.

As the days went by, the sheer amount of resources they found in the forbidden area each day left the seven Evil Lords completely bewildered.

This is incredibly wealthy... Has the Vast Heaven Holy Land become this rich?

The Evil Shadow Continent can be said to be the richest place in terms of resources, and the Nine Evil Spirits... now the Eight Divisions can all be said to be extremely wealthy.

But who would complain about having too many resources?

So these past few days, the Evil Lords have been extremely happy, coming to the forbidden area of Heavenly Secrets Evil Spirits Division at fixed times every day to collect resources!

But today, when they arrived at the Heavenly Secrets Evil Spirits Division to collect resources as scheduled, they were surprised to hear the Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord declare that not only were there no resources today... but the resources of the Heavenly Secrets Evil Spirits Division had been devoured by the Taiyang Progenitor Puppet!

Is this even human language?

The entire plan was devised by you, Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord... The entire operation was carried out by you, Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord.

You were the one controlling the Taiyang Puppet over the Taiyin Puppet, and now you're saying the Taiyang Puppet is consuming resources and not providing any?

Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord... do you even know how shameless you are?

If you want to monopolize the resources, just say so. You don't have to be so shameless.

However, when the other seven Evil Lords arrived at the forbidden area with the Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord, they discovered that everything seemed to be exactly as the Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord had said.

At this moment, the Taiyang Progenitor Puppet appeared with a devouring vortex similar to that of the previous Taiyin Progenitor Puppet...

Now, resources must be continuously poured into the Taiyang Progenitor Puppet, otherwise the Taiyang Progenitor Puppet will become sluggish, and the Puppetry Art the Heavenly Secrets Evil Spirits will also become weaker!

But why this change occurred is something that not only the other Evil Lords, but even the Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord himself doesn't know!

"Could it be that the Wu Man have caused some trouble again?"

"That won't do... Wu Man doesn't understand Puppetry Art, what could he possibly create... Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord, you should study this further..."

After nodding, the Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord began inspecting the Taiyang Puppet. But what he found almost made him wet himself with anger...

At this moment, the Taiyang Progenitor Puppet changed, becoming extremely weak... This feeling was exactly the same as the previous Taiyin Puppet.

Previously, yang was dominant and yin was weak; now, yin is dominant and yang is weak...

Although the Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord that Yin-Yang Reversal, he had absolutely no clue as to why it had been reversed!

But the Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord knew what the consequences would be if this continued.

They were using the Taiyin Puppet to drain the Ming Clan, but now everything has changed; the other side is using the Taiyang Puppet to drain the entire Heavenly Secrets Evil Spirits Division.

Although the Heavenly Secrets Evil Spirits Division is far, far richer than the Ming Clan, even the best dog can't withstand three doses of diarrhea...

If this endless devouring continues, even if the Heavenly Secrets Evil Spirits Division can hold out for now, what about in the long run?

As the Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord voiced his concerns, the other seven Evil Lords all fell silent...

"Gentlemen, say something! When the resources were being distributed, I didn't shortchange anyone by a single penny... Now that something's happened, shouldn't we all share the blame?" The Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord looked at the other Evil Lords with a pleading expression.

"Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord, please don't be anxious. This matter is not yet beyond resolution," the White Spirit Evil Lord said from the side.

"Then please, White Spirit Evil Lord, help me think of a way to solve this problem..."

"Alright... Please rest assured, Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord, I will immediately return to the White Spirit Division and search through all the ancient texts. I will definitely come up with a solution for you... Guards... let's return to the White Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord White Spirit Division..."

Then the White Spirit Evil Lord left...

The Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord: "???"

"Well... Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord, White Spirit Evil Lord is right. With the resources of White Spirit Division, they will definitely be able to come up with a perfect solution for you. So you don't need to worry, just wait patiently. Well... I'm still making soup at home, so I won't stay any longer. Goodbye..." The Heart-Devouring Evil Lord went home to make soup...

"The Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord and the White Spirit Evil Lord both said there's absolutely no problem, so you can rest assured... Um... Heart-Devouring Evil Lord, what kind of soup did you make...? I'll go try it..." The Phantom Evil Lord followed the Heart-Devouring Evil Lord home to make soup...

"I remember now, I also have soup cooking at home..."

"Yes, yes, me too, we make soup at home too..."

"Oh, you're making soup at home too, Witch Curse Evil Lord... Today is truly a perfect day for making soup... Come on, let's go home and make some soup..."

And so, all seven Evil Lord White Spirit Evil Lord went home to make soup...

Only the Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord was left bewildered in the wind...

This damn Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord says he knows those seven aren't loyal, but aren't you guys a little too disloyal too?

When it came to dividing the spoils, you were all eager to get your hands on two, but when it comes to taking the blame, why is it that our Heavenly Secrets Evil Spirits Division is the one who has to shoulder the responsibility?

The Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord looked at the Taiyang Puppet that was consuming resources so quickly, and tears welled up in his eyes...

At this moment, all he could do was follow the example of the previous Ming Clan Head and start having the Heavenly Secrets Evil Spirits Division use as little puppet power as possible, because only under these circumstances could the Taiyang Progenitor Puppet consume less power.

Don't forget, the puppets of the Heavenly Secrets Evil Spirits Division are far more numerous than those of the original Ming Clan. So even with limited use, the Taiyang Progenitor Puppet's devouring power far surpasses that of the original Ming Clan...

Heavenly Secrets Evil Spirits Division is difficult to watch or not is unknown, but right now the most distressed are the Civil Engineering Department disciples of the Vast Heaven Holy Land...

Azure Dragon has heard that the plan to convert the Azure Dragon Divine Hall into a public toilet has been agreed upon...

So what if you want to change it... Haha, you're making it sound like I, Azure Dragon, can go back to my old ways... So don't even mention turning it into a public toilet, even if you turn it into a paid public toilet, I, Azure Dragon, will absolutely have no objection...

Many Civil Engineering Department students were teary-eyed... What about Senior Brother Xinghe... What happened to the promised holiday?

In response to Huang Ritian's words, Chu Xinghe immediately retorted, "Huang Ritian, do you have any shame?"

If it weren't for me, Senior Brother Xinghe, leading you all these days, would you have been able to experience the joy of singing in a large chorus?

Can you guys even imagine experiencing this semi-resting state?

What are you thinking? Still want a complete vacation? You should thank Senior Brother Xinghe for bringing you joy...

The Civil Engineering Department students said that the happiness Senior Brother Xinghe mentioned was simply too much.

How could I not be happy?

Previously, the resources of the Vast Heaven Holy Land came from various industries, as well as mineral deposits and the Vast Heaven Divine Domain. Now... there's another Taiyin Progenitor Puppet that can spew out resources on its own...

Look at that Taiyin Progenitor Puppet, spewing out resources from morning till night... It looks absolutely terrifying...

That's fucking terrifying...

Moreover, this resource spitting isn't just a matter of a few days. Unless the Heavenly Secrets Evil Spirits has the ability to reverse Yin and Yang again, the Taiyin Progenitor Puppet will control the Taiyang Progenitor Puppet, turning it into a vampire and frantically extracting resources from the Heavenly Secrets Evil Spirits and even the entire Evil Shadow Continent, sending them to the Vast Heaven Holy Land...

Now, not only are the Grand Elders anxious about when the Four Continents can be merged, but the disciples of the Civil Engineering Department are even more anxious...

The constant resource dumping is terrifying. We need to get the Four Continents merged quickly. Then we can plead with the Heavenly Secrets Evil Spirits Division. If that doesn't work, you can just surrender...

Otherwise, if you keep sending us resources like this, we Civil Engineering Department students really can't keep up...

We, the disciples of the Civil Engineering Department, are begging you, Heavenly Secrets Evil Spirits Division, please? If you just give in... this endless stream of resources being sent to our Vast Heaven Holy Land will be resolved...

Civil Engineering Department disciples suffer daily or not is unknown, but now, on the Three Continents, the disciples of the Ming Clan say... we Ming Clan disciples are no better than you Civil Engineering Department disciples...

Ever since the puppet show started selling things recklessly, we haven't seen that legendary holiday again...

The disciples of the Ming Clan nowadays are making puppets from the moment they open their eyes, and they are still making puppets in their dreams even when they close their eyes.

However, you have to admit that with such high-intensity puppet making, the strength of the entire Ming Clan has also increased dramatically.

But all the disciples of the Ming Clan declared, "If becoming the number one clan in the world is like this... then we, the Ming Clan, would rather not have it... we just want a holiday!"

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