Your Great Qi Kingdom's Brothels Have Ridiculously High Standards!
Of all the beings in the entire Heart Demon Illusion Realm, Elder He is undoubtedly the most difficult.
When Elder He first entered this Heart Demon Illusion Realm, he kept thinking about how to break free. Elder He even tried to retrace the path he remembered.
Even after Elder He left, no solution to the problem was found.
However, this concern is no longer present. Now, Elder He is not only searching for a way to break the deadlock himself, but his Heart Demons will also help him find Elder He.
It feels like you've entered a level where not only are you searching for a way to pass, but the final boss is also searching with you. You tell me, is that safe or not...?
But now everything else is stable, the only thing that's not stable is that Elder He is looking at the various random NPCs that are refreshing all around him with teary eyes.
But you can't really blame Elder He. Even if you brought two movie stars here, they'd still find it hard to get into character seeing all this stuff that's spawning from the Four Continents...
"Elder He, please calm your mind and treat it all as nothingness..." Chu Xinghe advised Elder He from the side.
"Yes, yes, yes... Calm your mind. As long as your mind is calm, you won't be disturbed by external things..." The Heart Demon also joined in comforting Elder He.
But upon hearing this, Elder He, who had initially calmed down somewhat, admitted that he found it extremely difficult to remain calm...
While others Heart Demon Illusion Realm Heart Demon, Gaga is constantly battling and fighting against Heart Demon and Heart Demon...
Why is it that in my own Heart Demon Illusion Realm, the Heart Demon helps me to kill indiscriminately?
Why do these strange things always happen where the Xinghe is located...?
But now is clearly not the time to consider whether it's strange or not; the key now is how to break the deadlock.
Chu Xinghe retorted, "Haven't you heard the saying 'the longer the night, the more dreams'?"
I, Chu Xinghe, single-handedly destroyed all of the Lord of Evil Spirits's treasures, and now, thanks to my series of actions, the Misfortune Compass is about to take off.
Therefore, we must escape this Heart Demon Illusion Realm as quickly as possible. Once we escape, once this Heart Demon Illusion Realm disappears, all of the Lord of Evil Spirits's magical treasures will also vanish.
In other words, as long as we escape this Heart Demon Illusion Realm, the Misfortune Compass will immediately begin its calculation.
So whether this was Elder He's Heart Demon Illusion Realm or not, Chu Xinghe didn't know. What Chu Xinghe knew was that this was definitely his own Heart Demon Illusion Realm!
According to Elder He's memory, in the subsequent timeline, Elder He and Xu Peishan were deeply in love, and their relationship quickly heated up. Although Xu Peishan has now become a courtesan Xiaohong, fortunately, the Heart Demon is professional enough, Elder He is also patient enough.
So all of this can be considered a successful outcome.
Soon, guided by his Heart Demons, Chu Xinghe followed Elder He to General Weiyuan's mansion!
Back then, when Elder He went to General Weiyuan's mansion to ask for Xu Peishan in marriage, General Weiyuan did not, like in a melodramatic drama, tell Elder He to get out at the drop of a hat and then refuse to agree to the marriage no matter what!
General Weiyuan used a classic case of feigned indifference to lure Elder He if Elder He passed the imperial examination with flying colors, he would agree to Elder He's marriage to Xu Peishan!
It was all of this that made Elder He understand for the first time what the wickedness of the human heart truly meant!
Now, Elder He has returned to the place he once again visited, arriving at the gates of General Weiyuan's residence...
But as soon as he arrived, Elder He froze on the spot...
Elder He was stunned not because his feelings had changed upon revisiting the place, but because... General Weiyuan's mansion was gone!
To revisit a familiar place, shouldn't there first be a familiar place?
But now, due to Xinghe's series of actions, everything in the entire Heart Demon Illusion Realm has become chaotic.
The General Weiyuan Mansion, which should have stood tall in the city center, is now gone...
Instead, it was replaced by... a brothel?
Seeing that General Weiyuan's mansion had been turned into a brothel, Elder He was completely dumbfounded...
Elder He said he was completely baffled by the situation. "Now tell me, should we go in or not?"
I, He Yanming, am here to propose marriage, but who the hell has ever seen someone propose marriage in a brothel?
At this moment, not only Elder He was dumbfounded, but even Chu Xinghe was completely bewildered.
Previously, General Weiyuan had suddenly appeared in the graveyard without warning. Chu Xinghe realized that this marriage proposal scene would become very strange, since you never know what kind of thing General Weiyuan would appear in!
However, Chu Xinghe said that he had anticipated that General Weiyuan might be strange, but what he hadn't anticipated was that the actions of General Weiyuan's mansion were even stranger than those of General Weiyuan!
According to Elder He's memory, we should be going to General Weiyuan's mansion to propose marriage, but instead we're facing a brothel. What are we supposed to do?
It has to be said that Heart Demons react quickly!
The Heart Demon immediately said, "Don't worry, although General Weiyuan's mansion has been turned into a brothel, that's not the key point. The key point is that the Heart Demon Illusion Realm still assumes that this is General Weiyuan's mansion, so we just need to go in and go through the normal procedures!"
Hearing the Heart Demon's words of comfort... Chu Xinghe thought that what the Heart Demon said made sense.
Elder He, you don't need to worry at all; it's just a formality!
Elder He nodded firmly and then walked step by step to the brothel.
He Yanming requests an audience with General Weiyuan!
Elder He stood outside the brothel, requesting an audience with General Weiyuan.
Seeing this, Chu Xinghe gave Elder He a big thumbs up!
Chu Xinghe said, "Let's not talk about anything else, just talking about acting skills, our Elder He is absolutely phenomenal!"
Even under such harsh and demanding conditions, Elder He was still able to get into character!
Based on this alone, He Yingdi truly deserves the title!
"He Yanming requests an audience with General Weiyuan!" Elder He spoke again, and just as Elder He was trying to get into character...
Two courtesans emerged from the brothel... and then, one on each side, they wrapped their arms around Elder He's arms and began to usher Elder He inside!
Elder He: "???"
Chu Xinghe: "???"
Heart Demon: "???"
Chu Xinghe was dumbfounded... What the hell was this supposed to be a chaotic mess? Logically speaking, if you turned the General Weiyuan Mansion into a brothel, I, Chu Xinghe, would remain silent!
Logically speaking, it's not unacceptable for someone like me, Chu Xinghe, to come out of a brothel...
But now you explain to me, what the hell is this about girls coming out of brothels?
The Heart Demon seemed to say, "This question has really stumped me..."
This Heart Demon Illusion Realm is not under my control at all, so any strange things that appear are within the bounds of reason!
Chu Xinghe n't know what "within a reasonable range" meant; all he knew was that this was utterly outrageous...
At this moment, as Elder He was pulled into the brothel by the girl, good heavens, things became even more chaotic inside. For a moment, Chu Xinghe even wondered if this was the work of his Heart Demons.
Because if you just glance at this brothel, even if a group of stone lions were toying with a toad, I, Chu Xinghe, wouldn't find it unacceptable.
The problem is, all the girls in this brothel are girls! What the hell is that?
But that's not the most crucial issue. The most crucial issue is that while Chu Xinghe was still in a daze, "General Weiyuan" also appeared!
Can anyone explain why General Weiyuan has now become a madam?
The scene that should have taken place here was at General Weiyuan's mansion, General Weiyuan said to He Yanming, "My daughter cannot marry a commoner like you. Now that the imperial examination is just around the corner, if you, He Yanming, can pass the exam with flying colors, then I will agree to give my daughter to you in marriage!"
Elder He then embarked on his path to the imperial examinations.
But now, in a brothel, General Weiyuan has become a madam... If you were to suggest that the madam speak General Weiyuan's lines, Chu Xinghe would say he couldn't completely accept it; let's just consider it a mistake in the visuals.
The problem is, part of what the madam said was General Weiyuan's line, and part of it wasn't...
And so, what happened next left Chu Xinghe completely dumbfounded!
"He Yanming... come visit our Heavenly Origin House more often when you have time, but my girls aren't just for anyone to serve. With the imperial examinations just around the corner, if you, He Yanming, can pass with flying colors, then I'll agree to let the girls serve you!"
Elder He: "???"
Chu Xinghe: "???"
Heart Demon: "..."
Chu Xinghe felt like his worldview was about to explode...
Can anyone explain to me how these chaotic lines were glued together?!
What I do know is that the Heart Demon Illusion Realm here are in chaos.
Those who didn't know better might wonder, "Are the brothels in the Great Qi Kingdom really this high-class?"
Even commoners aren't qualified to enter brothels?
To find two girls in a brothel, you first have to pass the imperial examination and achieve top honors?
What? What kind of nonsense is the imperial examination in your Great Qi Kingdom?
Is this Heavenly Origin House? Are you sure this isn't Zhuangyuanlou?
In the Great Qi Kingdom, are only the top scholars (those who achieve the highest rank in the imperial examinations) qualified to visit brothels?
Whether Chu Xinghe was confused or not was unknown, but Elder He was completely dumbfounded!
Elder He glanced at the Heart Demon, Xiaohong, standing to the side...
The Heart Demon Xiaohong looked at Chu Xinghe...
Chu Xinghe gritted his teeth, stomped his foot, and walked out.
"General Weiyuan, please rest assured, our He Chang... Brother Yanming will surely pass the imperial examination with flying colors!"
Chu Xinghe couldn't care less about anything else at this moment. He was just forcibly pushing the plot forward. If he could get this part through, maybe the rest would go smoothly!
"Don't call me General Weiyuan, just call me Sister Liu. You're quite handsome, come on, which girl have you taken a fancy to? Sister Liu will arrange it for you..."
Chu Xinghe: "..."
Chu Xinghe was absolutely furious; he felt like he was about to explode!
Is this General Weiyuan's dialogue? Has this Heart Demon Illusion Realm become so chaotic that even the lines are utterly nonsensical?
What followed was rather bizarre; the madam, disguised as General Weiyuan, kept introducing girls to Elder He...
The general's wife also came out, but her gender seemed a bit off. The way the wife of General Weiyuan, with a full beard, spoke in a soft voice was somewhat hard to accept.
Regardless, he eventually passed this hurdle. Next, Chu Xinghe followed Elder He to take the exam, along with... his Heart Demons...
What the heck? You're asking why Heart Demons can follow you too?
Because the Heart Demon's current identity should be Xu Peishan, but based on everything that has happened before, it is certain that Elder He's Heart Demon is not Xu Peishan, so even if the Heart Demon follows, it will not affect the overall situation.
And the Heart Demon is begging you, please let me come along, let me help you break this Heart Demon Illusion Realm, I, the Heart Demon, really don't want to live anymore...
Please, have some mercy and send my Heart Demons on their way...
I don't know how other Heart Demons operate, but mine is definitely the most pathetic Heart Demon in history...