You Call This Understanding Me?
Good heavens, all the Evil Lord are gathered in the Heavenly Secrets Evil Spirits Division!
Looking at the way the many Evil Lords were staring at him, the Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord thought to himself, "This look is all too familiar!"
That so-called White Spirit Evil Lord... When others look at me like that, I don't say a word... What the hell gives you the right to look at me like that?
Ah! Tell me, on what grounds?
Looking at the Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord before him, the Heart-Devouring Evil Lord thought to himself, "Hey, Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord... you've started, huh... you've started too, haven't you... Old Bai's side ran out of ideas this time, so you've come up with some now, haven't you?"
Are you determined to compete with Old Bai for the title of the number one King of Ideas in the Evil Shadow Continent?
Before the Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord Heart-Devouring Evil Lord could speak, the White Spirit Evil Lord stepped forward in response to what the Heart-Eating Evil Lord had said.
The White Spirit Evil Lord retorted, "Heart-Devouring Evil Lord, what the hell are you talking about? What?! Am I, the White Spirit Evil Lord, the only one without ideas?"
Let me tell you, I have an idea, and I'll explain it to you in detail now...
Good heavens, even the Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord was terrified when he heard what the White Spirit Evil Lord said...
The various Evil Lords all exclaimed, "That White Spirit Evil Lord... we're begging you, the Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord's scheme is absolutely insane..."
Could you at least have some pity on the Evil Spirits of the Evil Shadow Continent? The only thing you have to offer is your own idea, which is the biggest idea in the entire Evil Shadow Continent, okay?
White Spirit Evil Lord: "..."
Right now, all the Evil Lords are going all out against the Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord!
"Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord, so Xie Yue also cast his vote, right...? I know Xie Yue is fiercely competitive and has to compete with Zang Ling and the others for the first place in the Defector Palace..."
"Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord, don't tell me that not only Xie Yue has sworn allegiance, but you have too... Are you determined to the Defector Palace?"
"Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord, when it comes to breaking through the impasse, I think Chu Xinghe is definitely no match for you. No matter how ruthless Chu Xinghe is, he still has to pay the price of Ten-Colored Spirit Stones to break through the impasse in our Evil Shadow Continent. But when it comes to breaking through the impasse, it has to be you Heavenly Secrets Evil Spirits... Chu Xinghe is a master strategist, you guys are damn brilliant!"
"With a mere calculation, Xie Yue directly helped the Vast Heaven Chamber of Commerce establish a foothold in the Evil Shadow Continent. This alone shows that the Star Divination Art is nothing special. When it comes to divine calculation, it has to be your family's Heavenly Secrets Secret Art!"
"Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord, you don't need to hide anything anymore... Just tell me directly, how much did the Vast Heaven Chamber of Commerce pay you to be the number one brand ambassador for the Xie Yue Evil Shadow Continent region?"
"Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord, Xie Yue is absolutely the most outstanding brand ambassador I've ever seen in the world. Other brand ambassadors just come out and say a few pre-designed words, but Xie Yue's approach of personally getting involved has truly opened up a whole new style and way of thinking for brand ambassadors across the entire Four Continents!"
"I've heard that many luxury brands now want to hire Xie Yue as their spokesperson!"
"It's not just luxury brands, Tantai Jing has already publicly announced that he's asked Xie Yue to be the spokesperson for Momo's business! I heard Tantai Jing has even thought of the lines... Demon Demon Express, the best express delivery service that delivers faster than my Xie Yue!"
"Demon Demon Investment... an even more precise investment than my Xie Yue Investment!"
"MoMo's advertising is good, but my Xie Yue's marketing is even better! MoMo's business is more trustworthy than my Xie Yue's..."
At this moment, a group of old, eccentric Evil Lord's words left the Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord speechless...
After the Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord saw off the group of old Yin-Yang masters, Xie Yue, the number one rhythm master of the Four Continents, returned to the Heavenly Secrets Evil Spirits Division with a bewildered expression!
That's right, in a short period of time, Xie Yue proved with his strength that he is the number one rhythm master in the Four Continents!
When it comes to stirring up trouble, Xie Yue is a professional. All you guys are saying—this company's spies, that company's trolls—are always praising how well you're stirring up trouble, how fast you're doing it. But tell me, in this battle with the Vast Heaven Chamber of Commerce of Commerce, who can stir up trouble as fiercely as Xie Yue?
Regardless of whether the rhythm is positive or negative, just say whether the rhythm is intense or not!
"Master, please believe me, I really didn't win this time..." Xie Yue looked at the Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord with teary, innocent eyes, wanting to explain...
The Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord: "Alright, Xie Yue, there's no need to explain some things to your master. Your master understands you!"
This simple phrase, "I understand you," is worth more than a thousand words to Xie Yue...
At this moment, Xie Yue looked at his master and understood that this was his true master. No matter what the outside world said, no matter how outrageous his actions seemed, his master's words, "I understand you," were enough!
Xie Yue hugged Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord and cried out all her grievances.
Throughout the entire process, the Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord remained silent, only gently patting Xie Yue's shoulder. In Xie Yue's eyes, his master's hands were like the most solid barrier in the world, protecting him!
Xie Yue felt grateful and fortunate to have such a master; what more could one ask for in life?
"Please rest assured, Master, I, Xie Yue, will personally avenge this humiliation in the Future!"
Xie Yue swore to the heavens that he would make the Vast Heaven Holy Land and Chu Xinghe Xie Yue for today's humiliation a thousandfold. Only in this way could he live up to his Xie Yue's absolute trust in him!
"Xie Yue, you don't need to have too much burden. I understand you, and you don't need to make any promises to your master, because your master understands!"
Looking at her master before her, Xie Yue's vision blurred with tears once again!
A simple "I understand" or "I get it" is the best remedy in the world!
To have such a master in this life, to be a disciple of the Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord, is the greatest fortune of me, Xie Yue!
"Hey... Xie Yue, look, these endorsement fees from these companies are pretty high, and Master has accepted them all for you!"
Xie Yue: "?"
"Xie Yue, there's no need to look at Master like that. Look at the Demonic Sect's endorsement deal—the Demon Demon Investment offers the highest price. However, I don't think the wording is very good. Demon Demon Investment, an investment that's even more precise than my own, Xie Yue's, investments!"
"This term isn't quite right. I think it should be changed to 'Demon Demon Investment,' an investment as precise as my Xie Yue's!"
Xie Yue: "??"
"Don't worry, Xie Yue, I've already adjusted your schedule. Although you might not have much time to rest in the near future, there are still some opportunities to adjust. Xie Yue, this title of the number one rhythm master in the Four Continents didn't come easily. So many endorsements, the fees are astronomical. Xie Yue, you must cherish it..."
Xie Yue: "???"
"Well... Xie Yue, as you know, although our Heavenly Secrets Evil Spirits Division gave the Taiyang Puppet to the Ming Clan, our previous expenditures were still too great. All those Evil Spirits in our Heavenly Secrets Evil Spirits Division need resources, and as the Holy Son of Evil Spirits of our Heavenly Secrets Evil Spirits Division, you have to shoulder this responsibility. So, Xie Yue, the Future of our Heavenly Secrets Evil Spirits Division rests on your shoulders!"
Xie Yue: "??????"
Xie Yue was completely dumbfounded... no...
Master... is this script even correct?
You call this understanding me? You call this knowing what I mean?
You don't understand anything... You know nothing at all!
What the hell does this mean he's the number one rhythm master in Four Continents?
What?! We've taken on so many endorsements? No... wouldn't that just invite ridicule from all sides?
Are you really going to accept it?
Regarding Xie Yue's question, the Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord immediately objected... The Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord seemed to be saying, "Xie Yue, what the hell are you talking to me about?"
What do you mean, "really take it"?
What? Endorsement fees aren't money?
Why are you all laughing at us? Do you, Xie Yue, even know what making money means? What's so shameful about this?
Our Heavenly Secrets Evil Spirits Division is so poor we're practically starving. In this situation, as the Holy Son of our Heavenly Secrets Evil Spirits Division, shouldn't you stand up?
I am very dissatisfied with your current behavior. Tell me, where did you learn your sense of shame from?
As an Evil Spirit, when did your master ever teach you anything about shame?
What the hell?! Isn't it incredibly disrespectful of you to tell your teacher this?
Xie Yue, oh Xie Yue, do you even know what dignity is? For us Evil Spirits, poverty is the only thing in this world without dignity!
Don't think my actions are outrageous. Let me tell you, you have to play Xie Yue this time, no matter what. If you really don't, then I'll play myself...
It'll just be a matter of changing the advertising copy!
What the hell? You're saying the other Evil Spirits will curse us if we do this?
Xie Yue, oh Xie Yue, what makes you, an Evil Spirit, have such thoughts?
"Come, come, Xie Yue, let your master analyze this for you. Tell your master, if we don't do this, will they stop scolding us?"
Xie Yue: "They should still be cursing..."
"Isn't that settled then? Since they're going to criticize us anyway, isn't it perfectly reasonable for us to make this money?"
Xie Yue: "It seems... to make some sense?"
"What do you mean by 'making some sense'? Xie Yue, think about it carefully. They can curse all they want, and we make a fortune. They're happy cursing, and we're making a killing. Isn't that a win-win situation?"
Xie Yue: "It seems... to be?"
"What do you mean 'seems to be'? Think about it from the other side. If we don't make this money, we'll still get criticized by them. Wouldn't that be a huge loss for us?"
Xie Yue: "Yes!"
"That settles it! So now tell me, should we accept this endorsement?"
Xie Yue: "Okay... take..."
Seeing the sensible Xie Yue, the Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord revealed a satisfied smile... As expected of my disciple, the Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord, your understanding of things is exceptionally clear!
What the hell? Do you think I, the Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord, am being too shameless?
In response, the Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord said, "You laugh at me, the Evil Lord of Heavenly Secrets, for being a scoundrel? I laugh at your whole family still paying off their mortgage!"
In a short period of time, the Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord successfully secured more than two hundred endorsements for Xie Yue from Four Continents!
Xie Yue, the number one rhythm master in the Four Continents, is constantly trending on the Haotian Mirror search list!
What the heck? You're saying a lot of people are criticizing our Xie Yue?
What's wrong with that? Isn't black and red red?
The louder your insults, the higher our popularity, Xie Yue! The fiercer your insults, the higher our Xie Yue fee!
Look at the image of our Xie Yue! Look at our Xie Yue's ability to set the tone!
Isn't this a natural spokesperson?
The Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord n't care at all about what others said about Xie Yue and his faction. All he knew was that the endorsement fees were rolling in!
Thanks to the series of maneuvers by the Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord, Xie Yue has truly taken off...
The Heavenly Secrets Evil Lord proves with facts that sometimes making a fortune doesn't necessarily require a reliable master; an unreliable master might just make you make an even greater fortune!