Don't the Cooks at Your Vast Heaven Holy Land Have It Way Too Hard?

Everyone knows that Vast Heaven Holy Land is the most peaceful place in the entire Four Continents.

The disciples of each palace hardly need to scheme against or step on others!

Because there's no need for that...

No matter how many resources a disciple needs, the sect will arrange them directly. Even when it comes to the Civil Engineering Department, no matter how much the sect arranges, Huang Ritian from the Civil Engineering Department dares to give you double, triple, quadruple, quintuple, septum, septum, octum, octum, octum, or even ten times the amount!

What the hell? You're telling me Huang Ritian is openly defying the sect's orders? Isn't he afraid of being punished?

Huang Ritian said, "Tell me, what the hell do I have to be afraid of?"

I dared to provoke the Grand Elder to his face, why would I be afraid of you?

Just tell me how many more years of imprisonment I want!

Do you think I, Huang Ritian, am afraid of another three or five hundred years of imprisonment?

With all resources and cultivation techniques maxed out, plus the support of various Concept Gods from the Vast Heaven Holy Land, the disciples of the Vast Heaven Holy Land don't need any tricks. As long as they cultivate normally, their speed is simply unmatched by any other force outside.

You see, the Formation Spirit Palace seems pretty ruthless, beating their disciples to tears over the slightest disagreement!

Go to any sect and see for yourself; other sects don't just verbally abuse you until you cry, they take direct action!

When encountering some slightly unruly disciples, it's normal to beat them so badly they can't even take care of themselves.

What the hell? You're saying they're all geniuses? What if they get killed?

If you kill someone, immediately send a letter home. The person died from a qi deviation during cultivation...

It's that simple!

It sounds cruel, but in fact, every faction recruits a portion of its disciples each year who inexplicably go astray and become possessed by evil spirits!

Therefore, apart from the Vast Heaven Holy Land, the first lesson you learn when you enter any other sect is not how to cultivate, but how to conduct yourself within that sect!

How can we acquire resources without being too conspicuous, since the tallest tree in the forest is bound to be felled by the wind?

It also requires involution, but not too much; it requires showing its talent, but not too much!

Therefore, many disciples of powerful factions may have great talent, but because they don't know how to conduct themselves, they ultimately won't achieve much.

The Formation Spirit Palace only managed to yell at one disciple until he cried. But if this happened outside, your junior sister who failed two hundred times... she wouldn't just be your junior sister, she'd be your sister-in-law too, she'd be thoroughly punished.

At this moment, Chu Xinghe didn't want to know how other major forces cultivated their disciples. All Chu Xinghe knew was that he had to listen to Elder Ling Mou!

You should cultivate them using a joyful teaching method!

The main focus is on having fun; teaching methods don't really matter!

What the hell? Elder Ling Mou, don't you think this is inappropriate?

If this were in another palace, and other elders said it was inappropriate, I, Chu Xinghe, would remain silent. But Elder Ling Mou, have you forgotten that I, Chu Xinghe, am an Innate Formation Mastery!

We're both array masters, so tell me, isn't my "Innate Formation Mastery" more authoritative?

Am I a better teacher than my students?

So, as I said, just focus on making people happy, and that's it!

Goodness, even Elder Ling Mou was helpless... because if the other elders from the various palaces tried to teach Xinghe a lesson without any real disagreement, they would all reply with something like, "Xinghe, you don't know..."

But Elder Ling Mou said, "How can I say that to Xinghe?"

As a formation master, am I telling you, "Innate Formation Mastery, that you are unaware of something?"

What kind of outrageous words are these? Am I being a little too presumptuous?

So, although Elder Ling Mou had no choice, he still followed Xinghe's arrangement and started the happy teaching mode!

Goodness, the Formation Spirit Palace really went a bit too far with what happened next...

"Junior sister... the formation you set up is just too... too interesting... Junior sister... you're the best, I'm rooting for you..."

"Junior brother, everything you've been learning these past few days has been like a dog's belly... A dog's belly is soft, junior brother, how about we take a break and go pet Big White's belly to relax..."

"Junior brother, you're wrong again... You're absolutely the best... the most outstanding disciple I've ever seen... Future is limitless..."

Good heavens, while the four thousand newly recruited disciples are happy, all the Formation Spirit Clan of the Formation Spirit Palace are genuinely unhappy!

Because Senior Brother Xinghe has made arrangements that no one is allowed to insult the newly initiated disciples!

Be happy... happiness comes first, teaching must come after happiness!

As the saying goes, good students are praised into being, not scolded into being.

What's the point of scolding someone for making a mistake? Will making them cry have any better effect?

They just wasted some resources, didn't they?

Who wouldn't waste resources learning the art of formations?

You all criticize others when they fail. Those who know better understand it as disappointment, but those who don't might think our Vast Heaven Holy Land is desperate for money!

Goodness, the Formation Spirit Palace has begun its joyful teaching...

The spies from the major powers across the Four Continents haven't been idle these past few days either...

Ever since Chu Xinghe announced that he would personally train these four thousand disciples, all the major powers across the Four Continents have been paying close attention to every move of the Vast Heaven Holy Land.

Everyone wants to see what Chu Xinghe is up to this time!

So it's rumored that 100 million spies have entered the Vast Heaven Holy Land in the past few days!

That guy, even the top tour guide Hua Xizhong has been assigned to lead large tour groups!

There's no way around it; there are too many spies and too few tour guides. Small groups simply can't meet the spies' needs.

Originally, the spies from all sides wanted to secretly find out the specific situation of the Spirit Array Formation Spirit Palace through various means.

But the top tour guide Hua Xichen, said that you guys are seriously underestimating the Vast Heaven Holy Land!

Upon the arrival of a constant stream of spies, Hua Xizhong personally entered the Vast Heaven Holy Land to inquire about the situation of the Formation Spirit Palace.

After all, Hua Xizhong knew that Chu Xinghe was personally training disciples at the Formation Spirit Palace, so would the scouts be completely forbidden from approaching the Formation Spirit Palace? Was the Formation Spirit Palace now a forbidden zone?

If that's the case, then Hua Xizhong wouldn't dare to lead his spies to blatantly trespass!

After all, Hua Xizhong understood the Hua Xizhong of a full stomach at every meal.

However, even Hua Xizhong did not expect that Hua Xizhong Xinghe personally come out to receive him in response to his inquiry.

"Old Hua... you're one of the elders around our Vast Heaven Holy Land. You should know that there's nothing hidden about our Vast Heaven Holy Land. The Formation Spirit Palace isn't a forbidden area; any spy can enter to investigate! The Formation Spirit Palace open to the public! The training of all new disciples doesn't need to be kept secret; you can look around as you please... even if it disturbs the disciples' cultivation, it doesn't matter!"

Hua Xizhong: "???"

For a fleeting moment, Nima Hua Xizhong even wondered if this was all a dream.

Why don't you listen to why Chu Xinghe's words are so outrageous?

As we all know, when any sect recruits new disciples, do they secretly train them?

The spies had absolutely no chance of getting close.

But what does it mean that the Vast Heaven Holy Land can just casually look at anything now?

Are we saying that the Vast Heaven Holy Land is now open to this extent?

As this news spread, good heavens, the Formation Spirit Palace was completely surrounded by spies...

To put it simply, the walls around the Formation Spirit Palace are now completely covered with spies... They're so crowded you can't move an inch!

After all, everyone wants to be the first to obtain the secrets of Chu Xinghe's disciple training methods, right?

But damn it, you wouldn't believe it until you see it—the spies were all pissing!

No way... is this how your Vast Heaven Holy Land trains its disciples?

What is this? Fun teaching?

Isn't your Vast Heaven Holy Land's approach to training disciples a little too haphazardly?

Look at all these new disciples, failing miserably in every way...

But in other places, a failed new disciple would be punished so severely that they'd pee their pants. However, in the Vast Heaven Holy Land, let alone being punished, they weren't even allowed to utter a single curse!

"Junior brother... don't be discouraged... what's wrong with failing? Your failure this time is definitely because you didn't sleep well last night, it's not your fault! Keep going, junior brother! I believe in you!"

"Oh dear... Junior brother, you failed again... It's alright, it's alright... It's only been 136 failures... Our batch of disciples has a record of 352 failures, Junior brother, you still have a long way to go to reach that record..."

"Oh dear... Junior brother, you failed again... Believe me, although you failed this time, you've improved a lot compared to last time. And I can tell that this failure wasn't due to your own fault; it must have been because the braised pork knuckle this morning was too salty... I told you this morning that the cook put too much salt in today's food, which would affect your cultivation! So, junior brother, keep up the good work, and let's have something light for lunch!"

Good heavens, this scene completely baffled the spies!

The spies said, "You might not believe it, but the way the Vast Heaven Holy Land teaches its disciples is absolutely outrageous!"

In our sect, if a disciple fails once, they'll be scolded until they cry; if they fail twice, they'll be beaten; and if they fail three or more times, forget about eating a light meal today—you might not even have any resources for tomorrow!

But look at the Vast Heaven Holy Land...

In other factions, when disciples fail and see the displeased expressions of their senior brothers and sisters who taught them, they quickly make excuses for themselves, saying, "Senior brother, perhaps I'm not in good condition today... I'll adjust right away, I'll adjust right away..."

But look at Vast Heaven Holy Land, if you fail, you don't even need to make excuses yourself; the senior brothers and sisters in charge of teaching will have already come up with the reasons for you!

But can the excuses of not sleeping well last night and the cook putting in too much salt this morning really hold water?

Are the chefs at your Vast Heaven Holy Land having it too tough?

It's one thing to blame someone for bad cooking, but why should the cook be blamed for a disciple's failed cultivation?

Is this a proper disciple training session?

Who trains their disciples like this?

Not to mention the spies, even the other palaces of the Vast Heaven Holy Land felt that this kind of fun teaching was a bit too fun, when something happened that left everyone dumbfounded!

With this fun and engaging teaching method implemented, wow, those disciples who were originally progressing very slowly started to make rapid progress in learning formations!

For example, a junior sister who used to fail thirty to fifty times when learning a formation can now learn a formation after being praised ten or so times!

When this result came out, not only were outsiders stunned, but even Elder Ling Mou was dumbfounded!

Elder Ling Mou remarked that he was still far behind the Innate Formation Mastery.