I Only Wanted to Destroy My Sect, So How Did I Defy Heaven and Become a God?
Chapter 2027

Senior Brother Ouyang's Rocking Chair Is Way Too Unreliable!

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Shu Da didn't know what kind of changes had occurred in the entire Dead Spirit Realm, but Shu Da knew that the current Dead Spirit Realm was clearly beyond his ability to handle.

So without any hesitation, Shu Da directly ordered his second and third brothers, along with himself, to split into three... hundred groups, and at the same time notify the big shots of the various palaces of our Vast Heaven Holy Land!

At the same time, Shu Da personally went to inform Senior Brother Xinghe!

Spirit Crane Palace... This time, Chu Xinghe wasn't sitting in the rocking chair!

In the past two days, as the rocking chair continued to break down, Ouyang Ming took the matter very seriously, so he personally went to the Spirit Crane Palace to find out the specific reason for the rocking chair's damage from Senior Brother Xinghe!

After a thorough investigation, Ouyang Ming discovered that the problem with the rocking chair's repeated damage was not due to the material itself, but rather because the rocking chair had suffered an excessively large impact at that moment!

Ouyang Ming was utterly puzzled by this!

Senior Brother Xinghe, what exactly did you do? Why did you cause such a huge impact on the rocking chair?

Did you use Thunder Shadow?

Chu Xinghe remained silent in response to Ouyang Ming's question...

Chu Xinghe said to Ouyang Ming, "You bastard, do you think only the rocking chair suffered a huge impact at that moment?"

Did you ever consider that I, your Senior Brother Xinghe, was the first to bear the brunt of it back then...?

Is it possible that the impact I, Senior Brother Xinghe, suffered was so immense that it was accidentally transferred to the rocking chair, which couldn't withstand even the slightest pressure from Senior Brother Xinghe?

Do you know how much pressure your Senior Brother Xinghe has to endure every day under these circumstances?

Although Ouyang Ming didn't know why Senior Brother Xinghe was under so much pressure, Ouyang Ming told him not to panic...

When it comes to relieving stress, my rocking chair, Ouyang Ming's, is quite capable.

Ouyang Ming said that he has recently conducted in-depth research on rocking chairs. To be honest, Senior Brother Xinghe, our Ouyang Ming rocking chair can now not only function as a small fan, but we have even added a bionic hand massage function!

Senior Brother Xinghe, you write down how you need massage and relaxation techniques, and I, Ouyang Ming, will take care of everything for you!

Chu Xinghe also showed great interest in the bionic hand massage rocking chair.

You know what... that bastard Ouyang Ming has finally become somewhat useful!

You're a master craftsman; if you just focused more on perfecting rocking chairs every day, would I, your Senior Brother Xinghe, really feel so much pressure?

Look at you! A master craftsman, neglecting your duties all day long. Today you're forging this spiritual weapon, tomorrow you're improving the crafting method for that spiritual treasure...

Do you have anything important to do?

Do you even realize you've been married for a long time...? Look at your Senior Brother Feng Fei... he's already planning for a second child...

Could you please finalize the one-child policy first...?

If you walk behind Elder He like that... aren't you embarrassed?

Ouyang Ming: "Elder He? What happened to Elder He?"

Chu Xinghe: "Hehe... it's nothing..."

So next, Chu Xinghe a request to Ouyang Ming, saying, "Ouyang Ming... as the Future head of the Artifact Refining Palace, although you are now invincible in the art of weapon forging..."

But as the saying goes, a soldier who doesn't want to be a cook isn't a good tailor!

Do you understand what well-rounded development means?

You're already Artifact Refining Divine Master... you're only Slight Understanding Level away from being a novice... could you perhaps choose to develop in all aspects now?

For example, building a rocking chair...

Ouyang Ming, have you considered that the rocking chair market is actually a blank area in the Four Continents' weapon-refining industry?

Look at these weapon refiners nowadays, they're all either forging swords, spears, armor, or shields.

While these things can be profitable, doesn't this make the path of a weapon refiner too monotonous and boring?

So, as the King of Weapon Forgers, have you ever considered starting a completely new path?

For example, a rocking chair?

You spend all day in the Artifact Refining Palace saying that the way of refining weapons gets more and more difficult as you go higher, and that you can't research anything new as you go higher!

Is this problem related to the art of weapon crafting? Or is it possible that you, Ouyang Ming, have gone down the wrong path?

What breakthroughs can you achieve by forging those broken spirit weapons every day?

If you create something like a rocking chair... wouldn't that open up a completely new path?

After listening to Senior Brother Xinghe's words, Ouyang Ming first fell into deep thought, then his eyes lit up!

Because Ouyang Ming felt that what Senior Brother Xinghe said made a lot of sense!

What the hell? Are you saying that what I, Chu Xinghe, am doing is setting my junior brother up?

That's right! I'm definitely setting Ouyang Ming!

Is Ouyang Ming the same as the Body Cultivation junior brothers and sisters?

My fellow disciples in the Body Cultivation sect don't have much of a Future yet, and I can't let them down under these circumstances!

But do you even know what people outside call that bastard Ouyang Ming?

The greatest Artifact Refining Divine Master in history...

It's only a hair's breadth away from the Slight Understanding Level...

He's about to create a whole new level of weapon refiner!

What's wrong with me messing with Ouyang Ming in this state?

This guy is completely invincible in the weapon-refining world right now, okay?

Last month, the Four Continents held a weapon refiner conference, and weapon refiner masters from all sides personally invited Ouyang Ming to be the final judge of this weapon refiner conference!

The Three Continents had no objection to Ouyang Ming becoming a final judge at such a young age, but the Evil Shadow Continent was not satisfied!

The Heart-Devouring Evil Spirit Clan possess formidable crafting abilities!

What the hell? If the Heart-Devouring Evil Spirits has such terrifying crafting abilities, why has the Zang Ling Girl never used it?

It's not because Zang Ling doesn't use it, but because after watching Zang Ling Ouyang Ming's weapon-refining techniques, she directly said, "Compared to Ouyang Ming, do I even deserve to understand the way of weapon refining? I'm much more suited to selling products!"

Therefore, at the first weapon-refining competition of the Four Continents, the weapon-refining master from the Evil Shadow Continent, the Heart-Devouring Evil Spirits, had some objections to Ouyang Ming becoming the final judge of the weapon-refining competition.

As everyone knows, Ouyang Ming is a pure person. When faced with the dissatisfaction of many Heart-Devouring Evil Spirits in the Evil Shadow Continent, Ouyang Ming proved on the spot why he was qualified!

Ouyang Ming simply demonstrated his weapon-forging skills, creating two divine-grade rice bowls on the spot... leaving all the weapon-forging masters of the Evil Shadow Continent dumbfounded!

The weapon-refining masters of the Evil Shadow Continent said, "We've studied weapon-refining techniques for tens of thousands of years, and we never dreamed that someone would forge a divine-level rice bowl!"

And can you believe that this thing is actually used to hold rice?

While all the weapon-refining masters of the Evil Shadow Continent were completely dumbfounded, Ouyang Ming then performed the incredible feat of eating 162 bowls of cold noodles with this rice bowl!

All the weapon-refining masters of the Evil Shadow Continent were stunned on the spot!

At this moment, the weapon-refining masters of the Evil Shadow Continent realized that not only were they no match for Ouyang Ming in weapon-refining skills, but all of them combined wouldn't even be enough for one meal for Ouyang Ming!

All the Heart-Devouring Evil Spirits of the Evil Shadow Continent were instantly subdued!

Ouyang Ming, who not only possesses the strongest weapon-refining skills but also won second place in the Four Continents Eating Contest, what's wrong with having him as the final judge of the weapon-refining competition?

What the heck? Why are you only in second place?

Because the first place winner is Ouyang Ling... Ouyang Ling is not allowed to leave the mountain, so she cannot participate in the weapon refiner competition...

So this weapon refiner became famous in the weapon refining competition, and that weapon refiner triumphed in the weapon refining competition...

Ouyang Ming didn't even qualify to participate. If he was invited, there was only one spot that belonged to him... and that was the final judge!

Ouyang Ming said, "You young people... it's great that you became famous at a young age, but I can't. Although I'm young, I can't become famous in this weapon refiner competition like you..."

But I have a little ability: if I pick one of you, that person will become famous in this weapon-refining competition!

Chu Xinghe was naturally aware of what that bastard Ouyang Ming had done.

So, seeing Ouyang Ming racking his brains every day to try and reach the Slight Understanding Level, Chu Xinghe felt a bit panicked!

Do you even know when something strange might suddenly happen to Ouyang Ming, and he'll unexpectedly become a Slight Understanding Level without warning?

Our Vast Heaven Holy Land already has too many experts at the Slight Understanding Level... so Ouyang Ming, could you at least help your Senior Brother Xinghe out?

Why don't you go study something else and postpone reaching the Slight Understanding Level of weapon crafting?

Therefore, in order to slow down Ouyang Ming's progress to the Slight Understanding Level, Chu Xinghe put forward numerous new requirements for the rocking chair.

For example, this rocking chair shouldn't just have a massage function; could it also have a cooling function?

The small fan is simply not enough for me, Senior Brother Xinghe... The sweltering summer is just around the corner. In this situation, do you think it's possible for a rocking chair to have a cooling effect...?

For example, what if we invented something called an air conditioner... that could continuously blow out cold air?

Ouyang Ming fell into deep thought upon hearing what Senior Brother Xinghe had said. Ouyang Ming remarked, "What you said makes perfect sense, Senior Brother Xinghe!"

I need to go back and think about this carefully!

Chu Xinghe had no idea what Ouyang Ming was thinking after he went back...

But what Chu Xinghe knew was that with all this nonsense in Ouyang Ming's mind, wouldn't Ouyang Ming's ambition to reach the Slight Understanding Level be delayed for a while?

After seeing Ouyang Ming off, Chu Xinghe was just about to lie down in the rocking chair to rest when there was a knock on the door!

"Enter!"

As soon as Chu Xinghe called out "Come in," he saw Shu Da rush in from outside the door, looking flustered!

"Starry Star... Senior Brother Xinghe... Something terrible has happened!"

Upon hearing the words "something terrible has happened," Chu Xinghe plopped down on the side of the rocking chair, landing squarely on the floor next to it!

Seeing that Senior Brother Xinghe had sat down on the ground with a thud, Shu Da quickly went over to help him up!

While helping Senior Brother Xinghe brush the dust off his clothes, Shu Da couldn't help but complain that Senior Brother Ouyang's rocking chair was too unreliable.

I'd heard before that Senior Brother Xinghe had been tricked by Senior Brother Ouyang's rocking chair many times, but that was just hearsay. Seeing it with my own eyes today, this rocking chair is just too bad!

Chu Xinghe couldn't stand Shu Da's complaints anymore!

I sat on the wrong side myself, what does that have to do with the rocking chair? The rocking chair shouldn't be blamed!

Shu Da retorted, "How could it possibly be Senior Brother Xinghe's problem?"

Shouldn't a good rocking chair be able to automatically correct itself and catch its owner when they sit in an off-center position?

So, is this a defect in the rocking chair?

Chu Xinghe: "..."

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