I Only Wanted to Destroy My Sect, So How Did I Defy Heaven and Become a God?
Chapter 2262

Chu Xinghe, Are You Trying to Turn Our Buddha Domain to Your Side?

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An Ying's idea wasn't wrong in itself; if he normally turned into a six-legged horse... he wouldn't really attract much attention!

Even if someone spots the An Ying running towards it alone, most people wouldn't actually chase after it!

Seeing a horse on the road, most normal people wouldn't assume it's a wild horse; they'd probably just assume it's someone's horse that got scared and ran away...

So most people probably wouldn't bother getting involved in other people's business, right?

But what if you see a four-legged horse?

That would be completely different!

Holy crap! Such a rare horse... isn't this a treasure?

So An Ying was captured...

This wouldn't be a big deal... it's only half a day, right? After half a day, he can just change things again and leave!

Just as An Ying was saying that half a day didn't matter, the horse trader who had captured him was seen leading a magnificent stallion into the room!

"Laowu... this little four-legged mare is a treasure... Big brother told me to sell her, but I don't think that's right. Isn't that killing the goose that lays the golden eggs?"

"If we could get it to produce horses with other four legs, wouldn't we be able to sell even more four-legged horses? So Laowu... thank you for your hard work!"

As the horse trader spoke, he affectionately patted the Laowu!

That's right... Laowu is the name of that six-legged stallion!

An Ying didn't understand. Why the hell would a stallion be called that lousy name, Laowu?

Why don't you call yourself Shen Laowu?

And An Ying is saying... wait... is it possible that I might be a stallion?

The problem is, right now An Ying is a horse, and no matter how a horse neighs, the other side won't understand...

What happened next was something An Ying didn't want to recall...

The horse trader, leading the weakened Laowu, had just stepped out of the stable when he was stopped!

"Second brother, what kind of nonsense are you spouting? Your idea is good, but that four-legged thing isn't a mare... it's a stallion!"

"Huh? A stallion? There's a mistake... a mistake... what are we going to do!"

"You think you're the only one who wants to keep it for breeding... I've already sold this horse to Landlord Zhang. He paid a hefty price, but the men Landlord Zhang to collect it won't be here for a while... Go and fetch a few purebred mares, let's keep them for breeding..."

An Ying didn't want to recall what happened after the thoroughbred mares were brought in...

The An Ying thought to itself, "Even though I'm a horse now... you guys aren't human either..."

The second day...

The An Ying transformed back into Chu Xinghe's appearance!

What the heck? Why did it turn into Chu Xinghe?

If I An Ying into Chu Xinghe, the worst I can do is get hammered to the ground!

Tell me, is it better to be pinned to the ground and beaten, or to be...

I was... I was... I was... Waaah...

An Ying says, "This damn memory has hurt me again, An Ying!"

After that, An Ying's journey was relatively smooth. Apart from experiencing three waves of robbery, four waves of human trafficking, six waves of revenge-seeking people who targeted the wrong people, and about ten drunk people who started beating people up, it was generally very smooth!

At this moment, An Ying wanted to say was, "Is this some kind of Buddha Domain?"

Is this definitely not a bandit territory?

Compared to this Buddha Domain, the security in our Evil Shadow Continent is simply the best in the world... We are the best in the world...

What happened to Chu Xinghe's supposed unparalleled luck?

Why the hell do all these filthy things have to happen to me?

Are you, Chu Xinghe, blessed with unparalleled luck or unparalleled misfortune?

Seeing the An Ying crying with snot and tears streaming down his face, Chu Xinghe was completely dumbfounded!

"Not... An Ying?"

"Mmm... it's me..."

"Why are you crying? Who did something to you?" Chu Xinghe was completely bewildered... Why was An Ying crying so miserably?

It looks like she's been sexually assaulted!

"This is... someone who came from the Four Continents with you?" Little Buddha looked at Chu Xinghe, who was crying adorably with teary eyes, with a blank expression!

"Yes! This is my Junior Brother An Ying..." Chu Xinghe gave a brief introduction to An Ying.

But as Chu Xinghe explained, the Little Buddha was shocked once again!

What the hell? Can there really be someone in this world with such a bizarre ability?

Can you copy other people's abilities? As long as they are of the same level, can you still use the other person's abilities after copying them?

This is truly terrifying!

However, Little Buddha knew that Chu Xinghe was not lying just by scanning the aura on An Ying's body, because at this moment, the aura on An Ying's body was almost exactly the same as Chu Xinghe's!

This is practically a carbon copy of Chu Xinghe!

But what the Little Buddha didn't understand was: was this An Ying born to cry?

Why are you crying like this?

"An Ying... what did you encounter in the Buddha Domain? Come, tell me, if there was any injustice, I'll help you resolve it!"

"I... no! I've had a perfectly fine journey... I haven't encountered anything... I'm just a crybaby!" An Ying through gritted teeth.

What the hell? Why won't you tell me, An Ying?

Am I fucking crazy?

Can I even talk about what I went through along the way?

Faced with the choice between crying and telling my story, as long as I, An Ying, have even the slightest bit of sanity left, I know which one to choose, okay?

However, An Ying swears to the heavens... from this day forward, things like Little Huang... earthworms... horses... are absolutely not to be changed!

These things should be directly removed from Lao Tzu's Thousand Illusions Phantom Art!

Although it had experienced darkness, the An Ying felt it had finally seen the dawn...

Seeing the An Ying covered in wounds, Chu Xinghe was not stingy and took out various healing pills for the An Ying to take!

It must be said that, with the support of various elixirs and the power of his body transformed into Chu Xinghe, An Ying's recovery speed was extremely fast.

As the An Ying devoured various pills—potentially just hearsay and never actually seen—like candy, the Little Buddha's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets!

"Chu Xinghe... you promised to have the Four Continents support our Buddha Domain. I wonder if there are any medicinal pills involved?"

"Of course!"

Chu Xinghe was completely dumbfounded... This pill must be on the support list...

You should know that these pills are one of the key sources of our Vast Heaven Holy Land's annual profits!

With your Buddha Domain charging ahead in this battle, our Vast Heaven Holy Land won't be able to sell a single pill; we'll send them all directly to your Buddha Domain!

"Then... how many pills are there? I wonder if you can get 100,000?" Little Buddha asked cautiously, but then realized that his request was a bit too much!

After all, 100,000... that's a rather excessive number!

The Little Buddha's idea was that if a full-scale war were to break out with the Star Sea Abyss, the Buddha Domain would have at least 100,000 cultivators capable of fighting. The Little Buddha also wanted to equip each of them with a healing pill, which would not only increase their combat power but also give Buddhist cultivators a greater chance of survival!

"If I don't have 100,000... 50,000 will do... if that really doesn't work, 30,000 will do..." The Little Buddha thought for a moment and felt that 100,000 was a bit excessive. How about 30,000?

But before he could finish speaking, Chu Xinghe interrupted him, "If it's 100,000 trucks, the first batch should be able to be supplied, and then it can be increased to about 150,000 trucks per month!"

Little Buddha: "???"

No... Little Buddha says that we need to standardize the units of measurement in our Buddha Domain and the Four Continents!

Look... In our Buddha Domain, pills are counted by the pill... But in the Four Continents, they don't call it a single pill, they call it a whole cartload of pills!

In our Buddha Domain, the term "cart" is usually used to represent the total amount a horse-drawn carriage can carry!

Therefore, the Little Buddha indicated that the unit of measurement for the Four Continents was somewhat inappropriate...

But soon, the Little Buddha realized that the units of measurement were indeed different between the Four Continents and the Buddha Domain!

Even though they're all the same car... just how rich is your Vast Heaven Holy Land?

The first batch will consist of 100,000 vehicles?

That's right!

Is it a car?

Little Buddha: "Chu Xinghe! Are you sure it's a carriage? One of those big carriages pulled by six horses?"

Chu Xinghe: "That's impossible!"

The Little Buddha finally breathed a sigh of relief when he heard it was impossible!

Chu Xinghe: "Because we don't have that many six-legged horses in our Four Continents!"

Little Buddha: "???"

Wait... is this some kind of discussion about how many legs a horse has?

Aren't we discussing the issue of elixirs now?

Chu Xinghe: "Even if our Four Continents had six-legged horses, we definitely wouldn't be able to gather 100,000... Even if we hurry up and breed the horses, we still won't be able to gather 100,000 six-legged horses to pull carriages in a short time!"

Hearing what Chu Xinghe said, Little Buddha was completely dumbfounded...

Hearing what Chu Xinghe said, An Ying was already crying!

An Ying said... If you're going to discuss elixirs here, then discuss elixirs! Why do you keep reopening old wounds for me An Ying?

Why do you insist on talking about four-legged horses and six-legged horses?

You guys even talked about reproduction? Did you even consider my feelings, An Ying?

Nobody cared about An Ying's feelings right now, and nobody knew what An Ying was feeling... After all, a six-legged horse... who else but An Ying had ever experienced that... and wouldn't dare to...?

At this moment, Chu Xinghe stopped dwelling on the matter of the horses with several legs. To show the sincerity of the Vast Heaven Holy Land, Chu Xinghe directly stated that he truly did not have the 100,000 chariots available at the moment!

However, even with 100,000 boxes, there were actually some in his own Qiankun Ring!

There was no way around it... I really didn't plan to bring so many pills, but my fellow disciples from the Civil Engineering Department were like animals, constantly dumping pills into their storage rings!

That guy had boxes of pills piled up like a small mountain!

Furthermore, since it was for their own use, the Civil Engineering Department students were particularly fond of buying expensive items, but not necessarily choosing the right ones...

All the elixirs are characterized by high quality and high price!

So when Chu Xinghe took out boxes of various pills and placed them in front of the Little Buddha, the Little Buddha had only one thought!

Are you, Chu Xinghe, trying to support our Buddha Domain?

Are you sure you're not trying to turn our Buddha Domain against us? With just these pills, Chu Xinghe could easily expand his territory throughout the Buddha Domain...

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