We Have to Gross Them Out

Martial Emperor City single-handedly swept the entire second day's lucky draw, winning ten Flute of Space and Time, making everyone else green with envy.

Zheng Yu waved his hand and said, "Increase your investment! We'll continue competing tomorrow! We've made a fortune from Flute of Space and Time!"

All parties were unwilling to lag behind.

What? Only your Martial Emperor City has tricks up your sleeve, huh?

We have that too!

You want to get really into this? We won't stop until we get the Flute of Space and Time.

Therefore, all parties began to increase their investment. Although the individual investment from each party was not enough to purchase any one Flute of Space and Time, the total amount added up was truly terrifying.

Yesterday, Senior Brother Feng Fei looked sad, but today he is beaming with joy as he sees the spirit stones that have been invested from all sides.

However, people's joys and sorrows are always different.

Yesterday, Junior Brother Xinghe was all excited, but today he looks sad as he sees the spirit stones that have been invested by all parties.

As for the praise from his senior brothers and even the Grand Elder, Chu Xinghe thought, "Can you guys just shut up a bit?"

Also... could you guys help me talk to Thunder Shadow? He really wants to electrocute Zheng Yu right now, and I can barely control him...

The next day, a heartbroken Chu Xinghe could only privately approach the various prodigies and express that there was no need for such competition, as it might damage relationships.

Upon receiving Senior Brother Xinghe's suggestion, the various prodigies first thanked him, then said, "Senior Brother Xinghe, this is nothing! How could this possibly damage our relationship?"

Look at the last Martial Emperor City arena match, they fought to the death over a mere disagreement, but in the end, weren't they all fine?

Finally, Zheng Yu also visited Senior Brother Xinghe and said that although he, Zheng Yu, did not have unparalleled luck, he did have unparalleled ideas...

The King of Ideas Zheng Yu disgusted Chu Xinghe so much that he almost couldn't suppress Thunder Shadow.

After seeing off the King of Ideas Zheng Yu, Chu Xinghe's eyes were filled with tears.

The lottery on the third day was indeed much more normal... but that was all. Martial Emperor City made another effort, and Zheng Yu went on stage three times to win the Flute of Space and Time, which brought many people to tears.

But it's one thing for you, Zheng Yu, to take the stage and receive the Flute of Space and Time, but what the hell is with you mocking everyone at the drop of a hat?

Zheng Yu immediately expressed his gratitude to everyone for their leniency towards Martial Emperor City, saying that Martial Emperor City would continue to strive for excellence.

Do you even realize that this is a group mockery?

Look at those big shots, their faces have turned black with anger...

Everyone's clamoring for increased investment!

This is a lucky draw, not an auction... We're competing for luck, not just the highest bidder wins...

But the highest bidder wins, right? Theoretically speaking, if you invest enough spirit stones, your chances of winning are high enough...

Chu Xinghe didn't know if others were disgusted, but he was so disgusted by Zheng Yu, Chu Xinghe King of Ideas, that he could only frantically try to appease Thunder Shadow.

No, no Thunder Shadow, calm down... Zheng Yu is just a little shameless... a little filthy... a little mentally unstable... it's a bit inappropriate for us to electrocute him...

Let's find an opportunity to annoy him...

Just as he was thinking about how to come up with something even more sinister to really disgust Zheng Yu, Ma Liang suddenly jumped out from some nook and cranny.

"Senior Brother Xinghe, I heard we made a fortune in this lucky draw!"

Ma Liang was excited, and Chu Xinghe quickly suppressed Thunder Shadow.

Ma Liang, why aren't you busy with your own business? Are you here to cause trouble?

Just as Chu Xinghe was about to send Ma Liang away, he remembered the matter of having Ma Liang cooperate with Lu Chengqing some time ago, and quickly asked about it.

"Senior Brother Xinghe... I was just about to tell you about this... Our progress hasn't been going very well, so I was hoping to get some guidance from Senior Brother Xinghe."

What the heck?

Hearing this, Chu Xinghe felt much better... Things weren't going well, were they?

Ma Liang, you've finally started to have a conscience... Listen to how auspicious your words are!

Not going well? That's great!

Senior Brother Xinghe has been barely surviving these past two days thanks to this good news of yours.

As for guidance? Chu Xinghe immediately said, "Junior Brother Ma Liang, you're already a mature junior brother. How can you rely on your senior brother to guide you in everything?"

What if your senior brother guides you to take off... cough cough... no... how can you improve if you rely on your senior brother for everything?

So you need to think more for yourself... Here's what I'll do: Senior brother will find you an opportunity. It just so happens that people from all sides are staying at our Vast Heaven Sect. That so-called lucky draw is disgusting.

Since things aren't going well on your end, that's great! It'll be perfect to show those who are having an overly successful performance this unsuccessful one...

Especially that Zheng Yu, is he trying to pull some kind of underworld plot with me?

Let me tell you, when it comes to playing with the underworld, my Junior Brother Ma Liang has a unique approach.

"Senior Brother Xinghe... our collaboration has only just begun... and it's not going very well. This performance will make us a laughing stock..." Ma Liang said, looking somewhat timid.

Seeing Ma Liang so timid, Chu Xinghe felt that Ma Liang had brought him nothing but good news today.

The collaboration has only just begun and progress is very slow, which means your performance is all about the underworld... and utterly unwatchable?

Is there anything more unbearable than a completely unwatchable performance?

When everyone sees this, they'll think, "Holy crap... Is this all the Southern Branch Vast Heaven Sect has to offer?"

I suspect the reputation of the Southern Branch will also suffer as a result.

Junior Brother Ma Liang, I'm begging you, please help me embarrass myself, okay?

"Be bold enough to challenge yourself. After tonight's lucky draw, we'll arrange for everyone to come see your performance."

"Huh? Senior Brother Xinghe, you're being too hasty... How about we give ourselves a few more days to hone our skills? This... this might not be enough!"

No? That would be great...

My senior is waiting for you to say "you can't do it." If you tell me you're ready, I'll definitely bench you.

Just go ahead and smash things up, and if anything goes wrong, Senior Brother Xinghe will cover for you!

As for giving you time to hone your skills? Ma Liang, you're overthinking it. I can't give you even a little bit.

Chu Xinghe felt much better after telling Ma Liang to hurry back and prepare.

Which of these bigwigs or prodigies who came to the Vast Heaven Sect this time wasn't a seasoned veteran?

I went to see Ma Liang and his group's performance a few days ago, and it was absolutely awful!

What's so interesting about a group of vengeful ghosts flying around on stage while a few musicians, all bundled up in costumes, play music?

Chu Xinghe found it difficult to describe how he spent that hour; if it weren't for saving face for Ma Liang and the others, he would have had to run away halfway through.

So the performance in the underworld is all about disgusting people, and Chu Xinghe definitely doesn't want to watch it a second time; it's pure torture.

I just specifically asked Ma Liang, "You're not planning some kind of surprise for your senior brother again, are you?"

You're not up to some crazy idea again, are you?

This time, Ma Liang was absolutely certain that Lu Chengqing had planned all the performances, and apart from offering a few suggestions, he really hadn't done anything.

After hearing this, Chu Xinghe felt much more at ease.

Arrange!

I had my junior brothers inform everyone that today there's not only a lucky draw, but also a performance afterward!

Are you surprised? Are you taken aback?

As for what kind of performance? I dare not tell you easily, what if you don't go after hearing it? You've been disgusting me for so many days, now it's my turn to disgust you.

At the same time, Chu Xinghe also sent someone to Lu Chengqing's place to tell everyone that big shots were going there tonight, and if he messed things up, he would lose face throughout the entire Blazing Sun Continent.

Not only did Lu Chengqing turn ashen-faced after hearing this, but the musicians below were also trembling with fear.

After all, with such a sudden announcement and such a sudden performance, they were truly unprepared, especially with such a heavyweight figure in attendance. How could they not be nervous?

It's okay to be nervous.

As the saying goes, people are bound to make mistakes when they're nervous. The more nervous you guys are, the worse our performance will be. The worse our performance is, the more disgusting we'll be to those guys. Whether we can disgust them this time depends on you Senior Brother Xinghe!

If you can disgust them so much that they won't even want to participate in tomorrow's lucky draw, then I, your senior, will thank you all.

In the evening, the lucky draw was held as scheduled.

People who are too cocky will eventually have their downfall. After drawing ten Flute of Space and Time, Zheng Yu's face turned as black as the bottom of a pot.

They didn't get a single item from Martial Emperor City... Chu Xinghe was ecstatic to see Zheng Yu's face turn ashen.

Junior Brother Zheng Yu, you've finally met your match!

The laughter lasted less than five seconds. When Zheng Yu shouted that they would increase investment tomorrow, Chu Xinghe burst into tears...

Hey... Junior Brother Zheng Yu, winning and losing are common in war. Maybe you'll reap the rewards if you reduce your investment. What's with you getting more excited the more you lose?

After drawing the Flute of Space and Time, everyone didn't disperse, because they had received news that the Vast Heaven Sect had prepared a special performance for them after the lucky draw.

It seems to be a program prepared by the Southern Branch.

Speaking of Haotian Tower, the big shots know about it. Although Haotian Tower doesn't wear as little clothing as Star Moon Tower these past two years, their basic skills are solid enough.

As a prodigy of the Star Moon Sect, Guo Qizhen was actually most concerned about the Star Moon Sect itself when it came to this performance.

After all, Haotian Tower's biggest competitor is Star Moon Tower, which has been taking a risky approach in the past two years and is even showing signs of surpassing Haotian Tower.

I heard before that Lu Chengqing, who is in charge of Haotian Tower, has started thinking about going down the custom clothing route?

They call it custom-made clothing, but it's really just skirting the same lines as Star Moon Tower!

However, Guo Qizhen remained completely unfazed by this borderline approach!

Hmph! When it comes to wearing less clothing, can the Vast Heaven Sect compare to our Star Moon Sect?

No matter how much you wear, we Star Moon Sect musicians dare to wear even less!

Custom-made clothing, huh?

If you really push us too far, Star Moon Tower dares to offer non-custom-made clothing, believe it or not!

Senior Brother Xinghe, although you act whimsically, our Star Moon Tower is a master of entertainment. Senior Brother Xinghe, do you really think you can turn around Haotian Tower's decline with a single performance?

That's a bit disrespectful to our Star Moon Sect!

So no matter what the performance is tonight, my Star Moon Sect will remain completely calm!

Chu Xinghe didn't know if Guo Qizhen was panicking. All Chu Xinghe knew was that after tonight's performance, Haotian Tower was completely finished. From now on Haotian Tower would be the number one underworld team without a doubt.

But don't worry, Junior Brother Lu Chengqing, I'm never an irresponsible person. If you mess up this performance, I'll clean it up for you. It's just the underworld, right? If it really doesn't work out, we can quit the entertainment industry and switch to the funeral industry, right?

If we can't entertain the living, can't we entertain the ghosts...?