I, Xuanwu, Suddenly Don't Quite Recognize Luck Anymore...
Xuanwu had gambled countless times... Xuanwu, who had never lost, once thought the world was lonely... and even felt that there was no one left for him to gamble with!
But today... Xuanwu says I'm fucking furious!
When I first proposed this test, the other party always cried and begged, saying, "Xuanwu Sacred Venerable, this is far too difficult..." Please, Xuanwu Sacred Venerable, give us some hints...
How about reducing the quantity?
We really can't do it...
But today, Xuanwu truly witnessed arrogance beyond measure.
Not only did they not ask for any hints, not only did they not ask for a reduction in the number, they actually doubled, doubled, and doubled again... They literally turned one hundred small Xuanwu into eight hundred.
That's not even the most infuriating part... What do you mean by sending me two hundred of them directly?
Calm down! Calm down! They're just too young... Don't criticize them too harshly... Don't criticize them too harshly!
But Xuanwu is truly enraged today!
You all risked your lives just now, right...? Let me tell you, if you lose today... I won't give you any chance of leaving here alive. I'm going to take turns verbally abusing you to death!
Before I unleash my fury on you, I need to ask you: do you submit or not? What makes you so arrogant?
Who gave you the courage?
Ah! Tell me! Who gave you the courage!
Who is it?!
My Xuanwu Master controls the mysteries of destiny; even the Beast God, a deity in his time, couldn't surpass me in terms of Xuanwu... How dare you mortals be so arrogant?
Since you're all looking for death... then I'll grant your wish!
With a wave of his hand, Xuanwu instantly filled the sky with tiny Xuanwus... exactly one thousand, no more, no less!
Let alone choosing... I'm completely confused just looking at it... Xuanwu says, "Even if you asked me to choose, let alone you guys... I'd be in a real bind!"
Just as Xuanwu was waiting for the other side to become fearful due to the large number of small Xuanwu, Tantai Jing spoke up.
"Well... Xuanwu Sacred Venerable, you promised to get moving... Keeping it still like this makes the selection process too unchallenging... and it's too unfair to you... Move... let little Xuanwu move..."
Xuanwu: "???"
Xuanwu was stunned...
So you're getting moving... Fine... I'll make sure you're all thoroughly dead!
Then a thousand little Xuanwus started spinning around like a sky full of stars. You wouldn't believe it if you didn't choose one... Even the Xuanwus themselves felt dizzy after just one look!
From a thousand spinning Xuanwu, I will choose the correct little Xuanwu possessing the power of Xuanwu... Today, I, Xuanwu, will surely subdue you gambling dogs!
I'll make you understand... gamblers deserve a terrible death!
As all the Xuanwu moved, everyone's eyes fell on Chu Xinghe.
"Senior Brother Xinghe, please begin your performance!"
Chu Xinghe's eyes were brimming with tears... but at this moment, Chu Xinghe really had no choice...
Well... Xuanwu Sacred Venerable, it's not just you who thinks these little gamblers are too arrogant... I, Chu Xinghe, also think they're too arrogant...
I even wanted them to lose so badly they were crying and begging for mercy...
But his abilities simply wouldn't allow it!
Now Chu Xinghe knew he had no chance of losing this round... Since he couldn't teach the petty gamblers what it meant for gamblers to die a horrible death, he decided to try a different approach... He would teach the great gambler Xuanwu Sacred Venerable, what it meant for gamblers to die a horrible death...
Saving Xuanwu is our inescapable duty!
"Well... Xuanwu Sacred Venerable, I feel that simply choosing the correct one from these is a bit too easy... How about we add another rule..."
Xuanwu: "???"
At this moment, Xuanwu's forehead shows absolutely no expression other than a question mark!
"How about this... let's raise the difficulty a bit more... let's play the process of elimination... you add nine more to these thousand little Xuanwu... making a total of ten... then I'll eliminate the remaining nine hundred and ninety. If I encounter any real little Xuanwu during the elimination process, I lose, okay?"
Xuanwu: "???"
"Excellent, excellent... Senior Brother Xinghe, this is interesting... even more exciting!"
"This is much more exciting than before..."
"I think we should not only eliminate them this way, but also number these ten little Xuanwus from one to ten... so they keep moving. And when Senior Brother Xinghe is eliminating them, they must also be constantly moving. Not only do we need to complete the elimination, but we also need to ensure that the ten correct little Xuanwus move to the correct order from one to ten during the final movement... If the order is wrong, we lose!"
"Tsk tsk tsk... Senior Brother Zheng Yu truly lives up to his reputation as King of Ideas... This sorting method is so interesting... This is so exciting!"
"This level of difficulty is unprecedented... A thousand randomly moving little Xuanwus —not only do you have to eliminate all the errors, but you also have to perfectly match the numbers one through ten together at the end. That's what you call tense and exciting!"
"Brother Zheng Yu's reputation King of Ideas is well-deserved!"
"Quick, quick, everyone, think of any other ideas, otherwise we'll be taking advantage of the Xuanwu Sacred Venerable too much!"
Xuanwu: "???"
Xuanwu has now transformed into a question mark shape!
Xuanwu's mind went blank at this moment... If at first Xuanwu thought these young people were too arrogant, then now Xuanwu no longer thinks so.
Because this isn't even a question of whether it's arrogant or not, okay?
I see you all completely disregard my Xuanwu.
With the way you guys are playing, even if I, Xuanwu, went up there, I'd feel like I was just giving away free kills!
Xuanwu is now saying, "I've unlocked my own epic skin, Question Mark Xuanwu!"
Do you all have a death wish?
What makes you so eager to die here?
Just as Xuanwu was completely bewildered, Douding'er walked out of the crowd and stood beside Xuanwu.
"Xuanwu Sacred Venerable, I wish to retract some of what I just said..."
Xuanwu smiled upon hearing the little girl's words.
Hmph! The little girl has finally calmed down... So she's scared now, huh?
Although you were too arrogant just now, I, the Xuanwu Sacred Venerable, will not stoop to your level. Since you sincerely want to live, I will give you a chance.
Xuanwu nodded slightly, indicating that Douding'er.
The next moment, Douding'er walked up to his Qiankun Ring and took out a bag of nuts from it...
"Xuanwu Sacred Venerable, I'm not betting on the nuts... I'm betting on everything else!"
When the others saw that Douding'er had taken the nuts, they all came up and said, "Xuanwu Sacred Venerable, we should take our own things too..."
Then, to Xuanwu's bewildered gaze, they each took away... roast chicken... peanuts... pig ears... cucumber salad... various fruits and snacks that Xuanwu couldn't understand at all...
Xuanwu was furious after seeing what they returned!
Do you know what you're doing?
This is clearly a life-or-death match, okay?
Do you know you'll die if you lose?
Shouldn't you be jumping out now and saying we regret it, we don't want to die... we're not going to gamble with our lives anymore?
What's the meaning of you all coming up here laughing and taking away all sorts of snacks?
Can't you guys even respect life?
But just as Xuanwu was roaring that life should be respected and that you gamblers would die a horrible death.
Chu Xinghe took out a piece of black cloth from his pocket... and then, amidst cheers from everyone, Chu Xinghe blindfolded himself with the cloth.
"Blindfolded guessing... Xuanwu Sacred Venerable, this is definitely more difficult... the reward should be increased too..."
"Yes, yes, yes... the difficulty has increased again... the rewards should also increase..."
"With such a high level of difficulty, if the Xuanwu Sacred Venerable loses, can he afford the compensation?"
Xuanwu: "..."
Blindfolded, Chu Xinghe didn't keep Xuanwu waiting long; the next second, Chu Xinghe was already guessing what Little Xuanwu was doing.
Without needing to make any judgment, Chu Xinghe casually pointed to a small Xuanwu a mythical creature) in front of everyone.
Then the small, wildly flying Xuanwu exploded in mid-air... without any Xuanwu power appearing...
And then, Chu Xinghe began his performance...
Without a second thought, Chu Xinghe's hand shot out with lightning speed... causing all the small Xuanwu to explode at the point he touched.
However, every single one of the exploded little Xuanwus lacked Xuanwu power...
Although Xuanwu was amazed by Chu Xinghe's incredible luck, it was normal that he hadn't encountered any of the thousand beasts before.
It gets harder to encounter them the further you go in the journey.
If Chu Xinghe were to encounter any one of the ten Xuanwu forces, none of these gambling addicts would escape today.
But when Xuanwu looked at the little gambler over there, he almost vomited blood again from anger...
These young gamblers watched Chu Xinghe clicking away haphazardly, showing absolutely no fear, not even a hint of tension... Are you guys really that confident in this Chu Xinghe?
My Xuanwu Palm reveals the profound mysteries of destiny... No matter how strong Chu Xinghe's destiny is, even if he is the Child of Fortune, he is destined to lose today!
After all, with such an outrageous betting method, Xuanwu is saying, "I've even lost confidence in myself, okay...?"
This kind of gambling is beyond my ability to grasp the mysteries of destiny. Even if I didn't control destiny at all, and I just lay there doing nothing, tell me how I could possibly lose?
Just as Xuanwu was starting to think about how to eliminate them if they won Chu Xinghe spoke up.
"Forget about counting them one by one, it'll take forever to count a thousand... How about this... open the whole area!"
The next second, all the small Xuanwu within the area marked by Chu Xinghe exploded with a crack...
The crowd cheered, because none of the exploding Xuanwu contained any Xuanwu power.
Whether others cheered or not, Xuanwu stunned... because Xuanwu had witnessed a small Xuanwu possessing Xuanwu power in the area Chu Xinghe had chosen. But the instant Chu Xinghe made his selection... that small Xuanwu, which had been flying peacefully, suddenly seemed to be controlled by some mysterious force, and was forcibly flown out of the area Chu Xinghe had chosen...
Looking at this wondrous scene, Xuanwu, who is said to control the mysteries of destiny, could only say...
Was that the legendary luck we just witnessed?
Suddenly, I, Xuanwu, am a little confused about what luck is...