Our Snake Clan Just Wants to Live. What's Wrong with That?
Both She Meng and She Kui were furious!
If you elders today say that our Snake Clan's cultivation is inferior, then we have nothing to say, after all, there are many who are more capable than our Snake Clan.
But you're saying they're more despicable, shameless, and shameless than our Snake Clan?
You are insulting our Snake Clan!
Who could be more despicable than us, the Snake Clan? Who could be more shameless than us, the Snake Clan?
The despicable and shameless nature of our Snake Clan is ingrained in our very bones!
Look at me, She Meng and She Kui, our faces are etched with utter despicable, shameless, and shameless ruthlessness!
Now you're saying your Vast Heaven Sect has anyone more despicable, shameless, and shameless than our Snake Clan?
Have you considered the feelings of our Snake Clan when you say that?
As the patriarch of the Snake Clan, I, She Meng, am considered utterly despicable, shameless, and without any moral bottom line within the entire Snake Clan... This is something we must take into account when selecting a patriarch for our Snake Clan.
Why was She Kui the deputy clan leader back then? It wasn't just because his cultivation was inferior to mine; his despicable and shameless nature was also inferior to mine!
That's why I, She Meng, became the clan leader!
Before She Meng could say anything, the Grand Elder had Shen Chun invite Ouyang Ling over.
When She Meng saw Ouyang Ling, a fair-skinned, pretty girl who reeked of pork knuckle, walk in, he was so angry She Meng almost jumped up.
Elder, Elder... It's not that I, She Meng, disrespect you, but haven't you gone a bit too far today?
You're saying this little girl is even more despicable and shameless than our Snake Clan?
I wouldn't be angry if you She Meng me, but I really can't stand it when you She Meng me like this!
The Grand Elder ignored the snarling She Meng and She Kui beside him and spoke to Ouyang Ling, "Ouyang Ling, do you know why you were brought here?"
"Elder, Senior Brother Shen Chun just said that he wanted to ask him why he was investigating our Haotian Mountain Range and who was behind it, right?"
"Not bad... How confident are you in entrusting it to you?"
Do you want the results today or tomorrow?
The audience. "???"
Both She Meng and She Kui were dumbfounded... What? Do you want the results today or tomorrow?
The elder asked you how confident you were... not how long it would take...
The Grand Elder nodded slightly, indicating that it was fine with him; he could do as he pleased.
Without saying much, Ouyang Ling grabbed the Bat Clan from the ground and prepared to leave, but she was stopped by the Grand Elder: "Ouyang Ling, let Elder She Meng and Elder She Kui go with you!"
Hearing the elder's words, Ouyang Ling nodded slightly. "Elder, whatever you say goes!"
She Meng and She Kui felt slightly relieved after hearing the Grand Elder's arrangement... See, the Grand Elder still needs our Snake Clan to take action. After all, we are the most despicable, shameless, and shameless. It's safer for us to interrogate them!
Just as She Meng and She Kui were smiling, the Grand Elder secretly pulled them aside.
"The two elders will have to put in a lot of effort!"
"Rest assured, Elder! We will do our utmost!"
"No... I didn't mean that. I'm asking the two elders to keep an eye on Ouyang Ling and make sure she doesn't go too far astray!"
She Meng: "???"
She Kui: "???"
She Meng and She Kui's pants were soaked with sweat!
Elder... do you know that what you're saying isn't even human?
We feel insulted! We want to see just how shameless Ouyang Ling really is!
After receiving their orders, She Kui and She Meng, along with Ouyang Ling, led the Bat Clan to the Vast Heaven Sect's prison.
She Meng and She Kui watched as Ouyang Ling sat down in the prison cell, and first took out five braised pork knuckles... two bowls of braised pork... three plates of vegetarian chicken... fifteen kinds of pastries... and more than thirty kinds of snacks.
After everything was arranged, Ouyang Ling walked up to She Meng.
"Elder She Meng, please help me seal this Bat Clan's mouth shut! I don't like hearing screams!"
She Meng: "???"
She Meng was completely dumbfounded... Ouyang Ling, why did you seal his mouth like that... Weren't we here to interrogate him?
How the hell are we supposed to interrogate them if they're completely sealed off?
According to the usual procedure, shouldn't we first try to scare them and see how they react before resorting to torture?
You shut me up without even asking any questions. How am I supposed to ask anything now?
But after listening, Ouyang Ling said, "Elder She Meng, you're so naive... Why did you ask? What did you ask?"
I, Ouyang Ling, never intended to ask!
What the heck? You said I promised the Grand Elder I'd give you the results today or tomorrow?
I was just saying that casually... The two elders don't actually think I'd give them a result, do they?
She Meng: "..."
Is this the legendary Ouyang Ling?
Isn't this going way too far?
You even lied to the sect's Grand Elder?
Ouyang Ling had something to say about Elder She Meng's words... Ouyang Ling said, "Elder She Meng, how could you say such a thing..."
What do you mean by lying...? That's not lying... Even if we can't get anything out of them, we can make up a false story and tell the Grand Elder, that's real lying...
If we fabricate a story well enough, even the Grand Elder won't be able to tell the difference, right?
She Meng and She Kui: "..."
As for interrogation... there's no need for interrogation... our Vast Heaven Sect has nothing to hide, let him investigate if he wants, we'll just say he got lost, the Grand Elder can believe it or not!
But do you know how rare such excellent experimental subjects are?
Do you know how difficult things are for me Ouyang Ling?
When other disciples and elders of our Vast Heaven Sect want to conduct any dangerous experiments, they always seek help from the Dark Moon Clan Dark Moon Clan, who are particularly fond of assisting them.
But they clearly discriminated against me, Ouyang Ling. Every time I, Ouyang Ling, suggested doing an experiment, they would turn around and run away...
Elders, do you think they're bullying me Ouyang Ling...? Waaah...
Hearing Ouyang Ling's words, She Meng and She Kui felt a chill run down their spines!
Although we haven't been with the Vast Heaven Sect for long, we still know a lot about the Dark Moon Clan... The Dark Moon Clan possesses Undying Body, and we Snake Clans know all too well what Undying Body is...
The Dark Moon Clan rejoices whenever they hear of a new way to die...
But what on earth did Ouyang Ling do to make the Dark Moon Clan refuse her?
Soon, the She Kui went out to investigate... and the result was...
She Meng and She Kui found out... others were asking the Dark Moon Clan for help with potentially fatal experiments, so the Dark Moon Clan naturally cooperated.
But Ouyang Ling's experiment... highlighted something that even she herself had no idea what would happen.
Last month... An Lan took the medicine prescribed by Ouyang Ling... and almost lost his mind on the spot, Ghost Envoy rushing into the pigsty... Luckily, the Great Sage reacted quickly enough and killed An Lan with one palm, otherwise, with his pants already down, An Lan might have had some unspeakable things happen with the pigs in the pigsty...
The month before last... An Xin, out of kindness, agreed to participate in Ouyang Ling's experiment... An Xin only ate one packet, and while she didn't die... she immediately developed four or five strange, indescribable organs on her body...
After An Xin cut herself up, she died eight times in a row and discovered that these strange organs kept regenerating with her... It wasn't until the ninth time that they finally stopped regenerating...
I heard that An Xin has started having nightmares at night, in which she keeps shouting something like "I don't want so many eggs..." We don't know if they're duck eggs or chicken eggs...
The month before last... Dark Moon Clan's An Chen was quite brave; he took a whole packet of Ouyang Ling's medicine, but his organs didn't grow any extra...
Guess what... it's missing!
The person was so An Chen they almost peed on the spot... but couldn't... because they had lost an organ...
He died fifteen times before An Chen finally returned to normal. I heard that An Chen cried for days while holding his little baby, and now he can't even pee when he hears the name Ouyang Ling...
The month before last... An Bing was somehow threatened by Ouyang Ling and ended up taking a packet of Ouyang Ling's medicine. As a result, An Bing didn't lose or gain any organs... but he was petrified on the spot... and couldn't be cured no matter what... and his defense was also raised to the extreme, so he couldn't even die and be reborn.
In the end, it was only after the Great Sage used the Universal Celebration twice that An Bing was finally killed, allowing it to be reborn.
Therefore, the Dark Moon Clan is not without fear... at least they are quite terrified of Ouyang Ling and Jiuli's food...
Previously, the most terrifying thing about the Vast Heaven Sect was the food of the Jiuli, but now Ouyang Ling's own concoctions have surpassed those of the Jiuli, making her the most terrifying existence in the Vast Heaven Sect.
Poison Venerable Ji Changfeng himself said... "My medicine may be poisonous, but at most it will only kill you..."
Ouyang Ling's medicine... even she herself didn't know what strange changes it would cause...
I'm so glad I was born a few years earlier, otherwise, let alone me, the Poison Venerable Ji Changfeng, even my master, the Poison Saint, would probably have to give up his title to Ouyang Ling!
What? You want me to teach Ouyang Ling a lesson to keep her from causing trouble?
Ji Changfeng said he went... yes... almost died while teaching Ouyang Ling...
Ji Changfeng had always believed his poisons were invincible, but now Ji Changfeng realized that compared to Ouyang Ling's, his poisons were nothing...
He had only managed to research a few incurable poisons in his entire life, yet every time Ouyang Ling used one, there was no antidote...
Others research poisons; if there's no path, forge your own.
Ouyang Ling was researching poisons. Since there was no road, she dug a hole and buried everyone...
She Meng and She Kui were trembling with fear. As She Kui was learning about Ouyang Ling, the usually calm An Lan was shouting at She Kui in a hoarse voice, telling him to stay away from Ouyang Ling! There was absolutely no way to survive within a hundred paces of Ouyang Ling!
You Snake Clan dare to call yourselves shameless?
Ouyang Ling's methods are truly shameless!
The reason they don't allow other disciples to go down the mountain is because they are worried about the disciples' safety outside!
The reason we don't let Ouyang Ling go down the mountain is because we're worried about the safety of others if she's out there!
The only way to survive when facing Ouyang Ling is to tell Ouyang Ling before she looks at you a second time, "I think you and Senior Brother Xinghe Ouyang Ling a perfect match!"
While wiping the cold sweat from their foreheads, She Meng and She Kui stammered, "Ouyang Ling..."
"She Meng, She Kui, is there anything I can help you with?"
"We think you and the Holy One are a perfect match!"
"Really? The two elders noticed it too? Everyone in our sect is saying the same thing... Except for my brother who's blind, everyone else is saying the same thing..."
She Meng and She Kui nodded emphatically, indicating that they had always thought he was a perfect match for the Holy One...
What? You think it's shameless for us Snake Clan to say such things? I urge you to be kind; we just want to live...
What did we do wrong?