Mu Xiaoqi, Special Guest Slacking-Off Instructor!

Mu Xiaoqi felt that today was truly a pleasant day!

Ever since Mu Bai and Chief Mu Ran of the Divine Wood Clan stopped going out to cultivate the spirit fields every day, Mu Xiaoqi felt that there was much less joy in the world!

Although there are still countless spirit fields in the Three Continents that have not been cultivated, the problem is that Mu Bai can hold on, but Chief Mu Ran cannot. Chief Mu Ran needs to take a break every now and then.

Furthermore, now that it has become the Vast Heaven Holy Land, many new disciples have joined the sect, so Senior Brother Feng Fei arranged for Mu Bai to stay at the Spirit Crane Palace to teach the new disciples.

But since Mu Bai stayed in the sect, Mu Xiaoqi's days were numbered.

Those days when I could slack off however I wanted were gone forever. Now, if Mu Bai caught me slacking off, he'd kick me right away...

Mu Xiaoqi said that the past few days have been absolutely unbearable.

Moreover, several times, Mu Xiaoqi came up with various excuses to escape Spirit Crane Palace and go elsewhere to slack off, but others didn't know what Mu Xiaoqi was thinking, and Mu Bai was completely unaware...

Therefore, whenever Mu Bai is at home, Mu Xiaoqi's days of slacking off become incredibly difficult.

But today... there was really no one available to deliver the pills, Mu Xiaoqi was arranged by Mu Bai to deliver the pills to the Body Cultivation disciples.

Although Mu Bai's plan was for Mu Xiaoqi to return to the Spirit Crane Palace as soon as possible after delivering the pills.

But Mu Xiaoqi said, "Don't you know the principle that a general in the field may disobey orders?"

I, Mu Xiaoqi, finally escaped from the Spirit Crane Palace, and now you want me to go back?

Absolutely not!

Shouldn't I find a place to slack off and have some fun fishing?

How many days has it been since I, Mu Xiaoqi, last slacked off?

Do you know that if you can't slack off in life, what's the difference between that and being dead?

So Mu Xiaoqi had already planned it all out: after delivering the pills, she would find a place to hide away and slack off!

Just as Mu Xiaoqi put down the pill and was about to happily go fishing while singing a little tune, she was caught by Senior Brother Xinghe.

Before Mu Xiaoqi could figure out what excuse to use to escape and continue slacking off, she heard Senior Brother Xinghe's instructions.

"Xiaoqi... as you've seen, these Body Cultivation disciples are working incredibly hard and are putting in a lot of effort, so Senior Brother Xinghe would like to ask you for a favor!"

"Senior Brother Xinghe, please let me go! I really can't copy those secret techniques anymore... I'll die..." Mu Xiaoqi's tears were streaming down her face.

Seriously... Senior Brother Xinghe, you're not trying to drag me into the Technique Repository Tower again, are you?

The old Technique Repository Tower was my favorite place to slack Mu Xiaoqi... I would swim and slack off in the ocean of cultivation techniques!

But ever since Senior Brother Xinghe dragged me to copy the cultivation technique last time... Mu Xiaoqi hasn't entered the Technique Repository Tower since!

Because as soon as you step into the Technique Repository Tower, no matter which floor you're on, you feel like there's a Senior Brother Xinghe jumping out from behind you and trying to get you to copy the skill manual... Senior Brother Xinghe is always with you!

So what did Senior Brother Xinghe mean today? What do you mean these disciples have worked so hard?

Senior Brother Xinghe wouldn't ask me to copy a cultivation technique for each of these disciples, would he?

If that's really the case, then Mu Xiaoqi says, what's the difference between that and being dead?

Fortunately, Senior Brother Xinghe soon told me what I needed to do...

After hearing what Senior Brother Xinghe said, Mu Xiaoqi was dumbfounded...

What the heck? Senior Brother Xinghe, you want me to teach these Body Cultivation disciples?

I, Mu Xiaoqi, don't even understand what Body Cultivation is... How can I be qualified to teach them?

"Xiaoqi... look at these Body Cultivation disciples, they work incredibly hard every day... So Senior Brother Xinghe isn't asking you to talk to them about Body Cultivation, but rather about... cough cough... specific ways to relax..."

"People say that cultivation is like rowing against the current; if you don't advance, you fall behind. But Xiaoqi, you should understand that cultivation is also like drawing a bow. If the bowstring is stretched to its limit, it will break... Your young junior brothers have only just begun their studies. They are all tense right now, just like that taut bowstring. If it's too tight, it might cause problems in the end. So, Xiaoqi, do you understand what I mean?"

"I understand... but Senior Brother Xinghe... I have no experience in lecturing..."

Mu Xiaoqi's previously distressed face has softened somewhat now, as long as she's not asked to copy cultivation techniques. But Mu Xiaoqi really doesn't understand these lectures.

"Xiaoqi, nobody's born knowing everything. Your job is to share your... cough cough... relaxation experience with them, help them relax, and teach them your specific methods for relaxing!"

"It's that simple?"

"It's that simple!"

"Alright... Senior Brother Xinghe, could you please tell Mu Bai that I've been staying here lately to... cough cough... teach... and haven't been able to return to the Spirit Crane Palace!"

"Someone! Go tell Mu Bai that I've requisitioned Mu Xiaoqi... From today onwards, Xiaoqi will stay here to teach at the Body Cultivation. Tell Mu Bai that no matter how important the matter, he is absolutely forbidden to disturb Xiaoqi!"

The disciples received the order and went to the Spirit Crane Palace to inform Mu Bai.

Mu Xiaoqi's eyes welled up with tears when she heard this!

Senior Brother Xinghe! You are truly my Mu Xiaoqi parents!

Senior Brother Xinghe treats me like a national hero, and I will repay him with the same respect!

I no longer have to go back to the Spirit Crane Palace... I no longer have to be dragged around by Mu Bai to do this and that... I can finally slack off happily!

That day, the specially invited "slacking off" instructor Mu Xiaoqi, started her job.

Chu Xinghe's requirements for Mu Xiaoqi were very simple...

Xiaoqi, all you need to do every day is tell them how to relax and how to stop!

If you, Mu Xiaoqi, can reduce the cultivation time of the Body Cultivation by more than half every day, you won't just not want to go back to the Spirit Crane Palace... I can directly ask Senior Brother Feng Fei to order you to be expelled from the Spirit Crane Palace. From then on, you, Mu Xiaoqi, can go wherever you want to slack off!

Hearing Senior Brother Xinghe's promise, Mu Xiaoqi said, "Senior Brother Xinghe, it's a deal!"

That day, the specially invited "slacking off" lecturer Mu Xiaoqi, began lecturing to the Body Cultivation disciples.

If we're talking about lecturing, Mu Xiaoqi is indeed not a professional... but if we're talking about slacking off, in the entire Vast Heaven Holy Land, including myself, Chu Xinghe, who can rival Mu Xiaoqi?

Is Mu Xiaoqi of "King of Slacking Off" just an empty boast? He's incredibly lazy!

Special guest lecturer Mu Xiaoqi started by talking about the fun, delicious, and beautiful things in Vast Heaven Holy Land. And you know what? Although Mu Xiaoqi's teaching skills were very, very average, it was anything but captivating. It would be a miracle if he didn't make people fall asleep.

But does it matter?

If the Body Cultivation disciples come to listen to the lectures, you can just say that they have no way to cultivate!

If Chu Xinghe weren't worried that Mu Xiaoqi would suddenly die, he would have even wanted Mu Xiaoqi to teach non-stop for twelve hours a day!

Regardless of the process, the result was a happy one for everyone.

Mu Xiaoqi successfully escaped from the Spirit Crane Palace and no longer had to see Mu Bai every day... Life became incredibly pleasant.

Moreover, Mu Xiaoqi only needs to spend three or four hours each day giving casual talks to the Body Cultivation disciples; the rest of the time is all Mu Xiaoqi's time to slack off.

At first, Mu Xiaoqi was worried that she didn't know how to give a lecture, and what if she didn't do a good job...

Will Senior Brother Xinghe make me return to the Spirit Crane Palace because I didn't speak well?

But Mu Xiaoqi soon discovered that Senior Brother Xinghe not angry because of her rambling; on the contrary, he seemed quite satisfied.

Now Mu Xiaoqi was completely calm...

What kind of class is this... it's just nonsense. Whether the Body Cultivation disciples listen or not is up to them; I'll just say whatever I want...

Three or four hours of lecturing was initially a bit grueling for Mu Xiaoqi soon discovered that lecturing wasn't entirely impossible to slack off on...

They can say whatever they want, but their minds are already wandering far away...

At first, Mu Xiaoqi taught the class honestly, but later Mu Xiaoqi started teaching while lying down... Finally, fearing that Senior Brother Xinghe Mu Xiaoqi not think it was appropriate... Mu Xiaoqi arranged a bed for each Body Cultivation disciple!

Good heavens... Chu Xinghe was moved to tears when he saw Mu Xiaoqi in class.

Xiaoqi, you've truly lived up to expectations!

Has anyone ever seen someone attend class lying down?

Look around... there are thousands of beds crammed into this newly built training ground...

The teacher was lying on the bed, talking nonsense like he was in his sleep... The students below were also lying on their beds, whether they listened or not, they could even fall asleep on the spot... As long as you didn't cultivate yourself, the teacher wouldn't give you a second glance.

Mu Xiaoqi's courses emphasize a comfortable and stress-free experience...

Anyway, whether you slack off or not in Mu Xiaoqi's class is another matter, but you definitely won't be able to cultivate...

Seeing this, Chu Xinghe was extremely satisfied.

During this time, some disciples who Body Cultivation also came to find him.

"Senior Brother Xinghe... can we skip Xiaoqi's class?... Attending these classes every day is starting to affect our cultivation!"

"Yeah, Senior Brother Xinghe... if it really comes down to it, let's reduce the length of Xiaoqi's classes... they're taking up half of our cultivation time..."

Hearing the demands of the many Body Cultivation disciples, Chu Xinghe immediately became anxious.

What do you mean, Xiaoqi Brother Qi wasted your time?

What do you mean that Xiaoqi is affecting your cultivation?

Do you know how ruthless your Xiaoqi Brother Qi is?

If you had even glanced at the Senior Brother Xinghe in my back, you wouldn't have said such naive things!

If we're talking about hard work, your Xiaoqi Senior Brother is definitely at the bottom of the entire sect.

But if we're talking about ability, your Xiaoqi Senior Brother's ability is absolutely top-tier even in the Vast Heaven Holy Land!

You don't really think your Xiaoqi Mu Xiaoqi trash just because Senior Brother Mu Bai often calls him trash, do you?

Go ask around in each palace. You can say your Xiaoqi Brother is lazy, but who dares to say he's incompetent?

Aside from that bastard Mu Bai, who dares to say Mu Xiaoqi is trash?

If Mu Xiaoqi is really that incompetent, would Mu Bai really let him teach the disciples of the Muyue Kingdom?

The "trash" that Mu Xiaoqi refers to is just Mu Bai's own opinion of Mu Xiaoqi!

So you all better learn from your Xiaoqi! He has so much to teach you... enough for a lifetime!

As for the cultivation you're talking about? How do you know that slacking off with Senior Brother Xiaoqi... cough cough... relaxing... isn't that a form of cultivation?