Little Lulu?! Yes, Little Lulu

Time flew.

More than ten years slowly passed amid Ten Unohana's melancholy.

And why was Ten Unohana melancholy?

The reason was simple: he had discovered that his plan to bed them faced obstacle after obstacle!! With so many women, he couldn't bed any one of them first. They all wanted to be first.

Even when he hinted that the mistress of his harem wouldn't be decided by the order in which he bedded them, it didn't work. Ten Unohana had even paid a heavy price for that hint, because his womanizing had made all the girls angry.

"Sigh, sigh—sigh!" Ten Unohana heaved a long sigh toward the sky, making the women behind him cover their mouths and giggle.

Ten Unohana looked at the women giggling behind their hands.

"All right! I won't stoop to arguing with you women. I'm going to find my Orihime." With that, Ten Unohana left the villa.

Then,

"Are we going too far? What if Ten gets angry when the time comes..."

That was a fairly normal thing to say. No, it was perfectly normal.

But what wasn't normal was the person who said it.

Her beautiful golden hair fell to her shoulders and fluttered in the wind. A loose top concealed the flaw of her flat chest, while tight pants outlined her shapely legs. Crystal-colored high-heeled sandals adorned her fair little feet. And yet this person was—

Hiyori Sarugaki.

This was also Ten Unohana's proudest accomplishment to date: training the crude, wild, foul-mouthed Hiyori Sarugaki from the original story into this.

What an accomplishment!!!

Karakura First High School

Orihime Inoue was far more of an airhead than Masaki. Masaki only pretended to be one, while Orihime Inoue was the real thing. Entirely unaware of how earth-shattering what she had just said was, she saw everyone on the field, boys and girls alike, turn to look at them all at once.

"What are you staring at? Get running!!!" Ten Unohana roared.

"Um, Big Brother, did I say something wrong again?!" Sensing that something was off, Orihime gave an awkward smile.

Ten Unohana waved a hand. "No, how could you have said anything wrong? They were just looking at our Orihime because she's pretty, giving you those lecherous stares. You need to be careful from now on, Orihime-chan!!"

Orihime Inoue blinked and asked, "Really?!"

"Mm!" Ten Unohana answered with complete certainty.

"Oh—then I'm going to run too, Big Brother."

"Hey, you don't have to go, Orihime-chan. Hey!—"

"Big Brother, it's fine. I'm not going to be different from the other students just because you're the PE teacher," Orihime called back, already a good distance away.

Ten Unohana was sadly wounded and lowered his head.

"Hehe, serves you right!"

Ten Unohana looked up at the girl before him. She smiled back at him.

"Masaki, sit down!" Ten Unohana said to her, paying no attention to the fact that the ground was a lawn.

Masaki sat down beside Ten Unohana, and seeing this, Ten Unohana also sat down beside Masaki. Watching the students running on the field, Masaki suddenly said with a smile, "I really didn't expect you to take such good care of Orihime. You've even made Ikumi a little jealous. She went off to open an eel restaurant."

Ten Unohana said fiercely, "Hmph, I'll spank that girl when the time comes. Let's see if she keeps sulking then."

Masaki smiled. "Aren't you sulking yourself right now?"

Ten Unohana smiled sheepishly.

"Ten, why did you come here to teach? It wasn't just for Orihime, was it?!" Masaki asked with a smile.

Ten Unohana wasn't particularly surprised by Masaki's guess. Apart from a few absentminded girls like Orihime Inoue, who didn't know, the others should all have noticed.

"For that kid!" Ten Unohana said with a smile, looking at Ichigo as he ran.

Masaki asked in puzzlement, "That one?! Ichigo Kurosaki?"

Ten Unohana nodded. "Yes! He has the same surname as you, so he should have some connection to your family. His current father is a Soul Reaper, the former Tenth Division Captain, but Ichigo Kurosaki apparently isn't his biological son. Ichigo Kurosaki was probably adopted or taken in by him; I don't know the details. Ichigo Kurosaki's current mother died somehow. I didn't notice what happened there either. Ichigo Kurosaki himself also has some Quincy genes. All in all, he's a very complicated person. And Ichigo Kurosaki is connected to some matters in Soul Society, so I'm keeping an eye on him."

"Huff—huff—huff—"

"Tired? Come rest for a bit and have some water." Ten Unohana spoke to the panting Orihime Inoue as he held out a bottle of water to her.

"You lecherous big brother who's after Orihime, move over!" At that moment, Tatsuki Arisawa, Orihime Inoue's close friend in the original story, came over and blocked Ten Unohana's view of Orihime Inoue, whose whole body was drenched in sweat.

Ten Unohana looked at Tatsuki Arisawa speechlessly. "Fine, then. I'm done playing with you. I'm leaving. Masaki, let's go play uniform seduction and ignore this underdeveloped little girl."

Masaki smiled. "Sure!"

"I'm not a little girl. I'm in high school!"

"Oh, goodbye, little high school girl."

Tatsuki Arisawa gritted her teeth as she watched Ten Unohana leave...

On his way out, Ten Unohana suddenly stopped and said in puzzlement:

"Huh? This is—"

Above Karakura Town,

A Senkaimon slowly opened,

And a slender woman slowly stepped out.

She wore a Soul Reaper's uniform and had an onion-shaped hairstyle.

"Mama Hana said he's here. I wonder if he won't like me?" the woman said, straightening her appearance.

Then she headed toward Ten Unohana's residence in the distance.

The newcomer was none other than Rukia, one of the two popular heroines of the Soul Reaper world. However, since she hadn't married into the Kuchiki Clan, her surname wasn't Kuchiki.

Ten Unohana sensed the fluctuations of Rukia's Reiatsu, recognizing them from a long-ago memory. He smiled at Masaki. "Something's come up. Someone's here, so I think our uniform seduction has to end here. What about you? Going back?"

"Sure, let's go back, then. Come on, together!" Masaki said with a smile.

"Is this the place? Will he like me?" Rukia asked cautiously outside the villa.

Rukia had already spent a long time fretting outside, voicing and thinking through all sorts of guesses...

Sensing Rukia's indecision outside the villa, Ten Unohana smiled and said to Yoruichi, "Yoruichi, go open the door! Otherwise, I think she won't come in even by nightfall."

Yoruichi was also puzzled by the situation and didn't know what was going on. After all, she wasn't familiar with Rukia.

Puzzled, Yoruichi went out and opened the door.

When Rukia saw the door open and found that it wasn't Ten Unohana, she thought she had the wrong place.

"Ah! Sorry, I came to the wrong place." Rukia froze when she saw Yoruichi come out, then bowed her head in apology.

Yoruichi took Rukia's hand. "Come on. Look at you, being silly."

Once inside,

Rukia stared in surprise at all the beauties in the room: Masaki Kurosaki, Yoruichi, Lisa Yadōmaru, Hiyori Sarugaki, and Mashiro Kuna.

"Mm, you look alike, really alike. Hehe, you and your sister really look so much alike. It's as if you were carved from the same mold. Sigh..."

Ten Unohana looked at Rukia and sighed as he spoke.

Rukia looked at the somewhat downcast Ten Unohana, unsure what to say. Ten Unohana noticed this and composed himself. "All right, let's not talk about that. I remember your name is Rukia, right?"

"Yes."

Ten Unohana looked at Rukia. "Then did you come to the World of the Living on a mission? Or...?"

"A mission, and while I'm here, to see..." Rukia stopped there, unsure what to call Ten Unohana.

"You can call me Ten, Big Brother Ten, or Big Brother. Any of those is fine." Ten Unohana took Rukia's hand as he spoke. "So, Little Lulu, will you stay here with me? I'm so happy."

Ten Unohana turned his head and said, "What kind of thing is that to say?" Then he said to Rukia, "Actually, the surroundings here are beautiful, the air is good, and it doesn't cost anything. See how nice it is?! So, stay here!"

Yoruichi came over, pulled Rukia to her side, and said to Ten Unohana, "Rukia will stay with us. Forget about her staying with you."

Ten Unohana said, "Why is it that every time I bring someone back, you all drag her away to sleep with you?!"

No one paid Ten Unohana any attention. The women all left one after another to chat with Rukia and get closer to her.

Ten Unohana gave a huge yawn and wanted to go to sleep too.

"Big Brother, I'm home!" Just then, an airheaded voice rang out, and a figure gradually approached from outside the door.

"Huh?! You're back, Orihime. Why are you home so late?" Ten Unohana went over and took Orihime Inoue's schoolbag. "It's so dangerous this late. Why didn't you stay at school? You can stay at your Sister Masaki's place at school! It's so late. If nothing else, I could have come to pick you up!" Ten Unohana looked out at the dark night and spoke worriedly.

Orihime Inoue said innocently, "Hehe, I saw that Sister Masaki wasn't at school, so I came home. I didn't think of asking you to pick me up, Big Brother. Besides, I know some self-defense. What danger could there be?!"

Ten Unohana said helplessly, "Your self-defense... Forget it. Be more careful about these things from now on. When real danger comes, your self-defense won't do you any good."

"Oh."

Orihime Inoue didn't know that Ten Unohana wasn't worried about bad people, but Hollows. Lower-level Hollows often came to the World of the Living to attack people with relatively strong Reiatsu, and Orihime Inoue was one such person. If she ran into a Hollow while the others were away, wouldn't that be a tragedy?

Besides, it was almost time for Aizen's experimental Hollows to be released, wasn't it? Karakura Town was a key area for their deployment. Because of this, Ten Unohana even made sure that whenever Masaki went out, at least one of the other women with top-tier combat strength accompanied her.

"All right, now that you're back, sleep with me, Orihime-chan!!" Ten Unohana said to Orihime Inoue, smiling like a fox.

And Orihime Inoue?

"All right, I'll sleep with you, Big Brother." Those innocent words immediately sent a thrill through Ten Unohana's heart~~~~~