Erza Is My Girlfriend Too!
"Clang--"
Erza casually placed the enormous monster horn on the ground, causing the entire guild ground to tremble.
She glanced around the familiar hall, and the icy coldness on her face softened slightly.
"I'm back. Is the student council president there?"
"Welcome back." Jiang Bai leaned against Mirajane and waved to her.
"The president is at the regular meeting," Mirajane replied with a smile.
"I understand." Erza nodded.
At this moment, a slightly bolder guild member couldn't resist leaning closer, pointing to the horn that was even taller than him, and asked curiously, "Miss Erza, what is this enormous creature?"
Erza glanced at the horn and explained calmly, "It's the horn of the monster I defeated. The locals made some decorations from it and gave it to me as a gift. Did it cause you any trouble?"
"N-No, no!"
The guild member was so frightened by her sharp gaze that he broke out in a cold sweat and waved his hands frantically.
Macao, like a mouse before a cat, stealthily and slowly moved closer to Jiang Bai, lowering his voice and pleading, "Jiang Bai, when Erza tries to kill me later, you have to help me!"
"Uncle, you're exaggerating a bit." Jiang Bai looked at him with amusement.
Lucy stood to the side, looking at the red-haired beauty who, despite her powerful aura, behaved quite normally, and felt a little puzzled.
"How come... this isn't quite what I expected?"
She had barely finished speaking.
Erza's eyes suddenly turned cold, like a drawn sword, sweeping across the entire guild.
"You!"
Her voice wasn't loud, but it instantly silenced the noisy hall.
"I heard a lot of bad rumors during my travels."
"You bunch of bastards, you've been causing Fairy Tail trouble again. Even if the guild master forgives you, I won't!"
A terrifying pressure emanated from her.
She first looked at Cana in the corner.
"Cana, what kind of person are you, drinking all day long?"
Cana's hand holding the barrel stiffened slightly.
Erza turned her gaze to the other side.
"Vijeeter, if you want to dance, go outside!"
"Wakaba, your ash is about to fall!"
"Nab! You're still the same old Naboo, just hanging around in front of the quest board? Get back to work!"
She acted like a discipline committee member, calling out names one by one. Those whose names were called all bowed their heads in admission of wrongdoing, trembling with fear.
Finally, her gaze fell on Macao, who was almost shrinking behind Jiang Bai.
"Macao!"
Macao felt a jolt, and cold sweat instantly broke out on his body. He was even prepared to be punched and sent flying.
However, Erza only stared at him for a few seconds, and finally sighed heavily without saying anything.
This is even more painful than simply scolding him.
Macao, with a long face, said, "What are you going to say...?"
Just when everyone thought the lecture was about to end, Erza's gaze finally settled on the man who was leisurely watching the show.
"Jiang Bai!"
"Huh?" Jiang Bai was taken aback, then pointed to himself, "Is there anything else I need to do?"
"Have you been smoking again lately?" Erza's eyes held an unquestionable interrogation.
"Hey~ That's right! Jiang Bai was secretly smoking!"
That little traitor, Happy, stabbed Jiang Bai in the back without hesitation.
"You traitorous cat!" Jiang Bai glared at it fiercely.
Lucy watched in stunned silence. She leaned close to Mirajane and asked in a puzzled voice, "Mira, does Erza even have to control these personal preferences? Isn't that a bit...?"
"Oh dear," Mirajane chuckled, covering her mouth, "Erza doesn't restrict the guild members' hobbies, as long as they don't make mistakes."
She paused, then looked at Jiang Bai, who was being scolded by Erza, with an expression of anticipation.
"She's just restricting Jiang Bai."
"Huh?!" A big question mark popped up above Lucy's head. "But, Miss Mira, aren't you Jiang Bai's girlfriend? Why...?"
Before she could finish speaking, Jiang Bai interrupted her with his matter-of-fact voice.
Erza is my girlfriend too!
While receiving Erza's "smoking is harmful to health" lecture, Jiang Bai took a moment to explain it to Lucy.
"..."
Lucy's brain has crashed.
The way she looked at Jiang Bai changed instantly.
It was a complex look in his eyes, a mixture of shock, disdain, and "So you're this kind of person too."
The same way she looked at Loke before.
Scumbag.
These two words were practically etched onto her forehead.
Hey! What's with that look you're giving me?!
Jiang Bai instantly felt the intense contemptuous gaze and protested indignantly.
"I'm not a jerk!"
"It's just that I happen to love two people."
Mirajane looked at Jiang Bai's nonchalant attitude, then glanced at Erza, who had a serious expression and seemed determined to persuade Jiang Bai to quit smoking.
Finally, unable to resist, I took a glass of juice and walked over gracefully.
After Erza finished reciting the entire list of "Ten Harms of Smoking," she smiled and advised, "Erza, let it go. Xiao Bai only smokes one occasionally. Besides, what's a little bit of nicotine to his abnormal constitution?"
Erza glared at Jiang Bai, who was still grinning, and snorted coldly, "I'll let it go this time for Mira's sake."
She rubbed her throbbing temples and sighed heavily, "Honestly, none of them are easy to deal with. I won't say anything more today."
"You've said enough already..." Lucy muttered precisely in the background, "Is she a disciplinary committee member or what?"
"Hey~ this is Erza." Happy said, sitting on Lucy's shoulders, with the air of someone who's been there.
"But she looks like a perfectly normal, pretty older sister," Lucy still couldn't understand. "Does everyone really need to be so afraid of her?"
She had barely finished speaking when Erza's icy voice rang out again.
Where are Natsu and Gray?
Natsu and Gray, who were wrestling and wanting to pin each other to the ground and beat each other to a pulp just a second ago, seemed to be Petrification Magic the moment they heard that name, their movements freezing instantly.
The next second, the two separated at a speed so fast that it was almost impossible for the naked eye to see, and then they put their arms around each other's shoulders with a very natural smile, their faces showing a friendly and harmonious brotherly smile.
"Hey! Hello, Erza!" Gray even waved to Erza haltingly. "We got along really well today!"
"Eh~" Natsu stood stiffly to the side, nodding obediently like a docile kitten.
"Natsu has become just like Happy..."
Lucy's eyes almost popped out.