The Yolk and White Haven't Separated Yet

Shinnosuke Nohara was a first-year high school student. Because he hadn't fully developed yet, he was only 172 centimeters tall (perhaps that was the average height of an R-country person).

He had looked rather dim-witted as a child, but he had changed completely as he grew up. He had inherited the stern features of his maternal grandfather, Yoshiji Koyama, and looked a little fierce when he frowned. Skipping a generation was a frightening thing.

From the original owner's memories, this guy was usually pretty unreliable... He couldn't walk past a pretty girl without stopping... I could never imitate his personality!

Summer vacation was almost over. What was that school called again? This guy doesn't have a single thought about studying in his head!! Shinnosuke searched his memories, and suddenly, inspiration struck!

"I think it was called Seito Private High School... A private school, huh? Wait! Can my family afford to send me to a private school?!" Shinnosuke looked as though he were constipated. As he recalled, his family still had twelve years of mortgage payments left...

Shinnosuke ran downstairs and woke Misae from her nap, imitating the tone Shinnosuke usually used in his memories.

"Hey! Mom! Wake up! What's the name of the school I'm going to? Hey! Mom, stop sleeping!"

Misae rubbed her eyes and yawned.

"What is it, Shin-chan? I was with Richard..."

"That doesn't matter. What's the name of the school I'm going to?"

"Hmm... haaah~ I think it's called Seito High School... mm..." Misae yawned and answered sleepily.

"But isn't that a private high school? Isn't the tuition really expensive?"

"That was a long time ago... mm... the government bought it a while back... Tuition is really cheap now." Misae paused.

"So you woke me up for that? Hmm?"

A chill ran down Shinnosuke's back. He suddenly remembered something: his mom seemed to be very cranky when she woke up...

Suddenly, Shinnosuke saw two blurs of fists flying toward him at incredible speed. Even with his reaction speed increased by 12%, he couldn't dodge in time! Hiss... Could Mom be a Dou Zong powerhouse?! How terrifying!

"Bang! Bang!"

Shinnosuke crouched on the floor, clutching his head... His whole body trembled nonstop... Tears and snot streamed down his face... Two huge bumps stood out on top of his head!

"Mom! Give me some money! I'm going to get a haircut!"

"It's in the bag by the entryway. Get it yourself..." Misae said, holding a mop without looking back.

Shinnosuke casually took a ten-thousand R-yuan bill from the bag and ran out without looking back.

As he approached the bridge by the river, he spotted a group of delinquents with bizarre, multicolored hairstyles from a long way off. They seemed to be extorting a student. How could Shinnosuke, overflowing with a sense of justice, stand by and do nothing?!

"Heh, you're lucky today. My stomach hurts, so I'll let you off!"

Just then, a system notification sounded...

[System mission: Become an envoy of justice and subdue the delinquents. Time limit: ten minutes]

[Mission rewards (Physique +2) (Aura Wind Chime): Increases the wearer's aura by 100%. Effect lasts ten minutes]

[Refuse to accept/mission failure: Kidney failure]

"Fuck you, *****! Didn't you say it was a minor punishment?! What the hell is kidney failure? You call this a fucking punishment? This is fucking murder!!!"

Shinnosuke's heart sank. He had finally started a new life, and he didn't dare gamble on it! The aspiring young man running beneath the moonlight suddenly felt that survival was hopeless and his future bleak... If every punishment was this fucked up, wouldn't he be having tea with the King of Hell every day?

"Come visit often, young man~" Shinnosuke could almost see an old man in splendid robes and a tasseled hat, his face fierce, speaking to him...

[Beep, beep, beep. Mission countdown started (9:59)]

"?!!"

"Stop right there!!!"

Only ten minutes!!! Shinnosuke grabbed a stone and threw it. With a "whoosh," it struck a delinquent with pinpoint accuracy and knocked him out. His companions let out a strange cry of "Aah!" Two crouched down to check on him, while the others charged straight at Shinnosuke!

"Bastard!!!"

"You bastard, you actually ambushed Ryu-chan!!"

"Ryu just got careless and didn't dodge!! Get him and avenge Ryu-chan!!"

Four or five of them charged at him. He turned and ran, with the men behind him in hot pursuit. They were just about to catch Shinnosuke, and had already figured out how to beat him to make his screams sound even better... Suddenly, the kid stopped under a large tree ahead of them and turned back with a grin...

"Fuck! He's provoking us!"

"Get him, boys!!"

"I'm gonna make him scream dame!!!"

"Wait... did something weird just slip in there??"

Shinnosuke had just run behind the tree and grabbed a handful of dirt. When the men reached him, he flung it straight into their faces. The two in front were charging too fast to react and got faces full of dirt!

"Fuck!! My eyes!! Aah~~"

"Thud~"

Shinnosuke dodged to the left and stuck out his right foot. Both men fell flat on their faces.

Only then did the people behind them arrive. A guy with a cowpat hairstyle sent a flying kick at Shinnosuke. How could an attack like that possibly hit Shinnosuke, whose reaction speed had increased by 12%?

He grabbed the guy's ankle with one hand and swung him hard with the momentum, slamming him straight into his companions.

By then, the two guys who had gotten dirt in their faces and been tripped had climbed back up. With a shout of "You damned bastard!!" they charged at Shinnosuke!

Shinnosuke dodged one man's punch and sent him flying with a kick. The guy behind him immediately threw a punch at Shinnosuke's cheek. Shinnosuke quickly raised both forearms to block, but the punch still made him stagger.

"That really hurt... So it really was only my reaction speed that improved..."

Enduring the pain in his arms, Shinnosuke kicked the man straight in the crotch! It was as if he heard a "crack," and then...

"Aaaaaah!!!!!!!"

The man clutched his crotch and dropped to his knees, repeatedly banging his head against the ground in pain, as though the pain in his head could offset the injury to his lower body...

His companions who had come to their senses saw this and sucked in a breath of cold air! Their own crotches seemed to ache faintly, and they instinctively covered themselves...

"Th-this guy!! He's too vicious!!!"

"Kuso!! Taro!!! Daijoubu!!!"

Taro, who had been struck in the crotch, lay on the ground with vacant eyes, tears of regret running down his face.

"I... can't feel it anymore..."

Shinnosuke felt around in his pockets and found he had no cigarettes on him. Then he plucked a blade of grass from the ground, stuck it in his mouth, and spoke.

"Those of you who are awake, take him to the hospital. If you hurry, you should still make it. The yolk and white haven't separated yet."

The men froze and cried out in shock! Was that something a human being would say??

The men who were still awake carried their injured companions away from the scene, leaving behind a parting shout: "You just wait!!!"