Dr. Song, Please Sign for Your Wife
Chapter 36

Tearing a Green Tea Bitch Apart

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As she worked the settings,

Everyone in the livestream saw the two originally straight chopsticks become crooked and wavy.

An Zhiwu's entire face also turned hammer-shaped, and her eyes grew abnormally large, making her look like a snake spirit.

Once she was done with this series of adjustments, An Zhiwu turned the beauty filter off again. "That proves I didn't have a beauty filter on, right?"

—Hahaha, are those haters still here?

—Slap, slap, slap, right in the face!

—Turns out our An'an is a total beauty!!

—Xinxin fans, does your face hurt?

—As an An'an fan, I can finally hold my head high!

—Nobody objects if I say "Xinxin Loves Spicy Food" is ugly, right?

—I'm an An'an fan. Before, I was worried she had a beauty filter on, so I didn't dare say anything. Now that it's been proven she didn't, I'll say it straight: I think "Xinxin Loves Spicy Food" looks really ordinary. Honestly, lots of girls at my university are much prettier than her.

After An Zhiwu's counterattack, "Xinxin Loves Spicy Food" lost half her viewers.

Even more astonishingly, "Xinxin Loves Spicy Food" ended her stream outright and disappeared from the livestream.

Needless to say, the result was that An Zhiwu's fans piled on to mock them.

After calming her fans down, An Zhiwu ended her stream.

She had successfully struck back.

An Zhiwu was in a pretty good mood.

She picked up a piece of spare rib and gnawed on it.

Then she noticed Song Yihe staring at her.

Oh no. She'd been so absorbed in the livestream that she'd forgotten Song Yihe was still beside her.

For all she knew, Song Yihe now thought she was the kind of shrew who bullied defenseless women.

"Um, actually, I'm not like that in real life. I was backed into a corner just now~"

Song Yihe indicated that he understood. "Mm, to prove your beauty, there really was no other way."

Sweat...

An Zhiwu felt even more awkward.

After the meal, Song Yihe took it upon himself to clear the dishes and went to the kitchen to wash them.

An Zhiwu sat on the sofa.

She scrolled through posts on the mukbang forum.

Sure enough, someone had already rushed to post about her livestream connection with "Xinxin Loves Spicy Food" on the forum.

The post was basically about how "Three-Hundred-Jin An'an" had proven on the spot during her livestream that she wasn't using a beauty filter, causing "Xinxin Loves Spicy Food" to end her stream right then and there.

An Zhiwu browsed through the comments.

Most of them said she was pretty. Only a small number thought she hadn't given "Xinxin Loves Spicy Food" face or something along those lines, and said her fans had no manners.

Damn it.

These days, was there really such a market for green tea bitches?

Unable to swallow her anger, An Zhiwu switched to her alt account.

She fired back furiously at ninety-nine of those comments!

She was still arguing with people on the forum when Song Yihe finished washing the dishes and came out.

As a result, when she went to bed that night, she was tearing green tea bitches apart even in her dreams.

The next afternoon,

After An Zhiwu received a message from Xia Qian,

She showed up at Xia Qian's door in less than five minutes.

Startled to see her so suddenly, Xia Qian asked in surprise, "How did you get here so fast?"

An Zhiwu thought for a moment and didn't tell her she was staying at Song Yihe's place. "I happened to be nearby."

Xia Qian didn't dwell on it.

She asked An Zhiwu to help sort the things she had bought on commission.

This time, Xia Qian had mainly bought luxury goods on commission.

Most were small items.

Xia Qian took a small box from among them and presented it to An Zhiwu like a treasure. "Zhiwu, this is a little gift I picked out for you abroad. I fell in love with it at first sight and thought it would suit you. See if you like it?"

An Zhiwu was pleasantly surprised, but at the same time, she was instantly overwhelmed with guilt.

She had just hidden the fact that she was staying at Yihe Garden from her...

Inside the box was a delicate, Korean-style bracelet.

Its thin strands of colorful beads and small sterling silver beads gave it a vibrant look.

An Zhiwu tried it on. Her skin was already fair, and the brightly colored bracelet made it look even more radiant.

"I knew it! This bracelet was bound to suit you!" Xia Qian praised her own taste from the side.

An Zhiwu thought it was beautiful too. "Thank you, Xiaxia. You spent money on me, but I didn't prepare a gift for you."

Xia Qian waved a hand dismissively. "It's fine. I'm rich, and you're poor."

An Zhiwu: "..."

Thanks, that hurt.

Then Xia Qian pulled her over and said mysteriously, "Do you remember that Tang Jingwen? I went to deliver her things as soon as I landed this morning. Didn't she ask me to order a bunch of men's gifts for her? Tsk, tsk, tsk. I have to say, that Dr. Song is really lucky to have a young lady like that thinking about him."

An Zhiwu's hand trembled. "How do you know they're for Dr. Song?"

"Does that even need saying? Who else would she give the ties, cufflinks, shirts, and things she asked me to buy to, if not Dr. Song? And there's a ring, too. Unfortunately, it has to be custom-made, so I haven't seen what it looks like yet."

After hearing that, An Zhiwu fell silent for a moment. "I don't think they're boyfriend and girlfriend."

Xia Qian looked up. "How do you know?"

"Um... I heard Dr. Song mention it once. He said that girl was his neighbor growing up."

Xia Qian's interest was immediately piqued. "Really? So the falling flower longs for love, but the flowing water has no heart for it?"

Then she abruptly changed tack. "Wait a minute, Zhiwu. Why would he tell a patient that?"

An Zhiwu felt uncomfortable all over under her stare. She held back again and again, and in the end didn't dare say she was living at Song Yihe's place now. "Maybe he just felt like chatting..."

Although Xia Qian had a very outgoing personality, she was actually quite perceptive. Seeing An Zhiwu acting evasive and stumbling over her words, she didn't press the matter.

Today's shoot was relatively simple.

It was no longer about styling outfits.

An Zhiwu only had to wait for Xia Qian to put on a watch, bracelet, or other accessory, then photograph the relevant part of her body.

So although there was quite a lot of jewelry, the shoot went very smoothly.

Once the shoot was finished,

An Zhiwu went to the Cainiao Post in the residential complex to pick up her delivery.

The flower seeds she had bought yesterday had arrived!

There were not only various flower seeds, but also a sun hat.

After picking up the package, An Zhiwu hurried back.

There was always an inexplicable excitement to opening packages, especially one she had been looking forward to.

Once she had taken out all the seeds,

An Zhiwu opened Little Green Book and started searching for how to plant the different flower seeds.

After that came loosening the soil, scattering the seeds, and watering them.

By the time she finished everything, she was exhausted.

In the end, she had sacrificed everything for the beauty of this house.

Looking at the half-planned garden, she decided to buy some more flower seeds.

Then she also needed to buy vegetable seeds.

She needed to put up a trellis, too.

And ideally, she could put in a swing someday~

By the time it was a little after six in the evening,

She wasn't planning to livestream today.

She decided to sort out dinner herself.

Thinking of Song Yihe, she took out her phone and sent him a WeChat message: [Are you coming home for dinner tonight?]

A little while later, she received his reply.

[I'll be back at seven.]

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