Soul Land: Ascending to Godhood Starting by Fusing Hashirama Cells
Chapter 31

Suotuo City Telecom Scam • Shrek

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Driven by her desire to grow stronger, Zhu Zhuqing had learned of a very special school.

Every student who graduated from this school was a super genius who had reached level forty and become a Soul Ancestor by the age of twenty.

Not only that, but a former graduate had reportedly become the second-in-command of Spirit Hall, subordinate only to the Pope. He was Spirit Hall's youngest elder, a Titled Douluo whose status could be said to place him beneath one person and above ten thousand.

Shrek Academy had been established exactly twenty years ago. Its admission requirement was a Soul Power Level above twenty at the age of twelve.

If that Shrek graduate whose status was second only to the Pope had merely been among Shrek Academy's first batch of students, that meant this Spirit Hall elder who had graduated from Shrek Academy had reached the level of a Titled Douluo at just thirty-two!!!

And that was a conservative estimate. If the elder had not been in Shrek Academy's first batch of students, but its third or fourth..., then he would have been even younger when he became a Titled Douluo!

That was fucking divine, terrifying beyond belief, and utterly unheard of!

Zhu Zhuqing did some quick mental arithmetic. After reaching this conclusion, she did not hesitate in the slightest.

Her twin peaks took control of her brain, and she decisively chose to believe it.

Wasn't this Spirit Hall elder from Shrek Academy more gifted than Clear Sky Douluo, who was hyped up like a god or a ghost across the continent?

A piece of trash who had only become a Titled Douluo at forty-four dared to falsely claim he was the youngest Titled Douluo on the continent?

Pure shock wave.

If he had the guts, he could come to Shrek Academy and see how he measured up!

Zhu Zhuqing left Star Luo City, the capital of the Star Luo Empire, by carriage that very night, bound for a tiny, rundown village outside Suotuo City in the Balak Kingdom, on the border of the Heaven Dou Empire. There stood the renowned academy even Spirit Hall recommended: Shrek! Academy!!!

When she arrived at the academy gates, she saw its distinctive, rather shabby entrance, made from a few battered wooden planks.

A few enormous, hideous characters were scrawled crookedly across the sign above it: Shrek Academy.

Zhu Zhuqing stared in silence at Shrek Academy's gate, which was on par with a pigpen fence.

"Did I come to the wrong place?"

"And why is nobody here?"

Zhu Zhuqing wandered around the village for quite a while before finding a village woman and asking her where Shrek Academy was.

"Shrek Academy?"

"Eww~"

"Girl, you're so pretty. What are you going to Shrek for?"

"Everyone in there is a pervert, I'm telling you."

The village woman then told Zhu Zhuqing about two Shrek perverts she knew of.

"Ma Hongjun: fat and ugly, and his Martial Soul is a fire-breathing rooster. The fire he spits is all sticky!"

"Just like him, absolutely disgusting. He hasn't been able to keep his little pecker under control since he was a kid. With a little stinking money to throw around, he's practically lived in brothels since he was little, and he's had his way with all the women in the village too. He's not picky, either. If it's female, he'll do it, no matter how old she is. It's scary!"

"Then there's Dai Mubai. Now, he's not too bad. Much better-looking than that Ma Hongjun, except there's something wrong with his eyes. They're two different colors."

"Of course, I only said he looked better than Ma Hongjun. As for his character, they're two peas in a pod. I remember this guy seemed to have a nickname, something like peerless yin..."

Just as Zhu Zhuqing thought the village woman was about to call Dai Mubai a peerless hero, she heard the woman slap her forehead and exclaim excitedly:

"I remember!"

"He's the peerless silver stud!"

"My goodness, I'm telling you, this Dai Mubai is outrageous."

"Every time I go into the city, Suotuo City, I mean, every single time I run into Dai Mubai, he's always got his arm around some really high-class slut, and it's never the same one twice!"

"He plays around at a much higher level than Ma Hongjun. Apparently, he spends dozens of times more than that little fatty does each time. He also goes in and out of some tower or other all the time."

"He even seems to have earned a really famous achievement there, something called the thousand-person slayer."

"I don't know what it means, but anyway, this guy..."

"He's loaded!"

"Oh, right, let me tell you. Yesterday, someone in the village said they saw him in the city with his arms around a pair of twins."

"Goodness, just think how fancy his games must get."

"I'm embarrassed just thinking about it."

"Eww~ I daren't imagine it, daren't imagine it."

"Oh, right, girl, what exactly did you come to Shrek for? To sign up?"

"If you're signing up, that doesn't start until the day after tomorrow. You're early!"

Zhu Zhuqing, who had been stunned silly by everything she had heard, nodded numbly, then followed the country path toward Suotuo City.

She felt somewhat lost and began to wonder whether coming to Shrek Academy had been the right choice.

But whenever she thought of the graduate who had become a Titled Douluo before the age of thirty-three, Zhu Zhuqing truly could not resign herself to leaving just like that.

Even if Dai Mubai, whom she utterly loathed and found nauseating, was in the academy.

After pondering for a long time, Zhu Zhuqing decided to take a look first. If it really was false advertising, she would find another path then.

In any case, she would not choose to run away like that coward Dai Mubai. She wanted to live.

It was not for the so-called throne. She simply did not want to die and could not accept the injustice of her fate.

Why should she have to die just because her older sister was a few years older than her?

She refused to accept it. She would become a female Douluo and cut apart every shackle forced upon her!

Suotuo City.

Zhu Zhuqing wandered the streets for a long time before finding two relatively decent hotels.

One was called the Rose Hotel, and the other was the Cloudside Hotel across from it.

Zhu Zhuqing compared the two and felt that the Rose Hotel seemed a little improper, so she went to the Cloudside Hotel across the street.

Unlike the Rose Hotel, which had only one room left, the Cloudside Hotel still had plenty of rooms.

After a brief registration, Zhu Zhuqing took her key and went upstairs.

She was a little tired after the long journey from the Star Luo Empire to the Heaven Dou Empire.

Zhu Zhuqing enjoyed a thorough wash, scrubbing herself clean, then got dressed and decided to go out for a walk.

Suotuo City was so close to Shrek Academy that she could take the opportunity to ask about the academy's reputation in the city.

She wanted to find out whether it was really as disreputable as the village woman had said.

Though she had said she was going out for a walk, Zhu Zhuqing only went down to the lobby, because there were female attendants there.

Wasn't that more convenient than finding someone to ask on the street?

"Boom!"

A tremendous crash came from outside the hotel.

Zhu Zhuqing and everyone in the lobby looked toward the sound.

Before she had a chance to ask about Shrek Academy, everyone in the lobby went outside to watch the excitement.

Zhu Zhuqing had not intended to go, but she heard some men at the entrance talking about female twins.

"Whoa, those two gorgeous girls who look exactly alike in the Rose Hotel lobby—aren't they the Phoenix Tower's new top courtesans?"

"Yep. I was lucky enough to catch a glimpse of them once. It's them. Apparently, some mysterious person took them on as kept women. I didn't expect to see them at the Rose Hotel today."

"That's exactly where you'd expect to see them. The Rose Hotel's Rose Series Suites are simply unbeatable. So comfortable."

"That handsome young guy is fucking amazing. He punched the twins' patron straight into the wall."

"What level would a Soul Master have to be to do that?"

Zhu Zhuqing wanted to squeeze her way to the front and see whether the person who had been punched into the wall was Dai Mubai.

But there were too many people in front of her, so she had to find another angle.

She looked up and scanned her surroundings.

Zhu Zhuqing realized that the window of her room gave her a perfect view of the Rose Hotel's lobby across the street.

She hurried back to her room, and the moment she pulled open the curtains, a dazzling blood-red light shot into her eyes.

So bright!

What is this?

Three Hundred Thousand Year Soul Rings!!!

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