Yin-Yang Transformation Gu

Inside his hut, Gangzi lay on the bed in a drunken haze, a bottle of cheap rice wine in his hand.

His brother had cut ties with him.

The disciple he had been so proud of had also been taken away.

I've spent my whole life walking on thin ice. When will I finally reach the end?

He took the Pope Token his idol Tang Hao had given him from his pocket and held it up. Looking at the token that represented an elder of Spirit Hall, Gangzi retched and vomited straight onto the bed.

"The Pope Token..."

"What use is this Pope Token to me..."

"I..."

Gangzi's eyes suddenly widened. He had just remembered that he seemed to know someone in Spirit Hall too.

Bibi Dong, the former Holy Maiden of Spirit Hall, who had been innocent and pure and knew nothing, whom he had won over with nothing more than a few commonplace theories, and who had been utterly devoted to him. She was now the Pope of Spirit Hall!

"That's right! She's the Pope of Spirit Hall. As long as she's willing to help me, she'll definitely be able to find Tang San!"

At that thought, Gangzi quickly got up and patted down his clothes, which were already covered in all kinds of vomit.

They still smelled sour and foul, so Gangzi decided to change everything he was wearing, inside and out.

Just as Gangzi had stripped naked and was looking for clothes, the door opened.

Startled, Gangzi hurriedly grabbed a book beside him to cover his crotch.

Once he saw who had come in, the book slipped from Gangzi's hands and fell to the floor.

"L-l-l-l-l... Little San, is that really you?"

Gangzi stammered, staring at Tang San in disbelief and pointing at him with a trembling arm.

"Little San!"

Once he was sure it wasn't an illusion, Gangzi burst into tears, strode over to Tang San, and pulled him into an embrace.

He paid no mind to whether he might poke Tang San.

"Teacher, do you know where my father went?"

"I can't find him."

Gangzi released Tang San and placed both hands on his shoulders. "I'm sorry to say," he said, "I don't know where your father went either. I haven't seen him again since the day you were taken away."

"But it's all right. Your father will definitely be fine."

"He's a Titled Douluo!"

"As long as you keep studying under me and make a name for yourself on the continent, your father will naturally be able to find you!"

Seeing Tang San had restored Gangzi's confidence, and he spoke smugly.

"I see. Gangzi, you really are useless. You can't even find my father."

"Trash like you wants to take me as a disciple? Dream on!"

"And don't fucking poke me!"

Tang San kicked Gangzi in the crotch so hard that he sent him flying and burst his balls.

The excruciating pain shot straight to Gangzi's head and knocked him unconscious.

Gangzi lay in the rubble, convulsing and foaming at the mouth.

While Tang San was busy strengthening the bond between master and disciple, Tang Feng wasn't idle either.

He opened the system panel and began fishing across the heavens.

[Current fishing attempts available: 16]

"Use all fishing attempts."

With a thought from Tang Feng, the number of fishing attempts on the system panel dropped back to zero.

[Obtained: Empty] ×4

[Obtained: Concept: Overpowered Hand Blade (Your hand-blade attacks ignore 99% of the opponent's defense and deal 500% damage)]

[Obtained: Empty] ×4

[Obtained: Yin-Yang Transformation Gu (Adapted. As long as an injured person still has a breath left, they can be perfectly healed by swallowing a Gu worm of the opposite attribute. As for the consequences...)]

[Obtained: Empty] ×6

"Huh?"

"What's this?"

"Another concept-level ability!"

Tang Feng stared wide-eyed at the two items the system had fished up.

He had thought all concept-level abilities were like the Supreme Staircase, whose sole purpose was to gather dust in the Warehouse. He had never expected there to be something like Concept: Overpowered Hand Blade.

A hand-blade attack that ignored 99% of defense and dealt 500% damage? That was fucking overpowered!

And what the hell was this Yin-Yang Transformation Gu?

It didn't seem useful to him.

It's not like I'm a Gu pervert... Hmm?

Wait...

Tang Feng looked at the black and white pair of spheres in his hand and chuckled. Suddenly, he had a brilliant idea...

"Jie jie jie..."

"Tang Hao, where on earth are you?"

"I've prepared a wonderful gift for you!"

By the time Tang San returned from Nuoding Junior Soul Master Academy, Tang Feng had already booked a room at an inn.

Inside the inn, Tang Feng took out the Yin-Yang Transformation Gu, retrieved the Yin Gu from it, and said to Tang San:

"Eat it."

Without any hesitation, Tang San took the Yin Gu and swallowed it in one gulp.

All sorts of wondrous changes then began to take place in Tang San's body.

His short blue hair grew longer bit by bit, and his features became more delicate and beautiful. His once-unremarkable chest muscles also began a second round of development.

The fitted clothes Tang San had been wearing now bulged outward.

Holy crab!

Tang Feng stared in a daze. Right before his eyes, Tang San had gone from a man to a lovely young girl with waist-length blue hair and a fairly pretty face.

Awesome!

Tang Feng asked:

"Do you have any women's clothes?"

Tang San nodded.

"Yes."

With that, she took an outfit Xiao Wu had once worn out of the Twenty-Four Moonlit Bridges.

"Hm? Aren't those Xiao Wu's clothes?" Tang Feng asked in confusion.

"Xiao Wu doesn't have a Storage Soul Tool, so she keeps all her clothes with me," Tang San answered truthfully.

"Come to think of it, isn't that a little small?"

"Won't it dig into your crotch if you wear it?" It was one of those miniskirts that barely covered the crotch.

"I can cut it and sew it again."

"Then get started. Oh, right, don't forget to make it blue."

"Remember to put it on when you're done."

While Tang San stayed in the inn altering the clothes, Tang Feng was outside thinking about where Tang Hao might be.

He wasn't in Holy Soul Village or Nuoding City, so that left only the place where Ah Yin had been found.

After all, an 'Ah Yin' was still growing there. Tang Hao most likely wouldn't have forgotten her.

After the time it took an incense stick to burn, Tang San finally finished cutting and sewing a beautiful blue dress that he could wear.

Inside the inn, Tang Feng smiled in satisfaction as he looked at Tang San, who stood before him graceful and poised like a young lady from a noble family.

Considering that Tang San had been a young virgin in his previous life and was Xiao Chu Nü in this one, he might not know much about such matters.

So Tang Feng decided to go to Suotuo City first and have Tang San get some hands-on experience with Ma Hongjun.

After a day of travel, the two finally arrived in Suotuo City.

Tang Feng swept the city with his Divine Sense and found Ma Hongjun.

Although Shrek Academy had disbanded, Ma Hongjun was Flender's disciple, so naturally he couldn't have left Flender just because the academy had disbanded.

The same went for Oscar. As a wild genius Flender had found, he too had stayed by Flender's side, tending his shop.

Ma Hongjun was currently in a brothel full of older women, embracing them on both sides and showing off his rooster-like prowess.

"Damn, that's some extreme taste," Tang Feng remarked. Feeling as though his eyes were about to go blind, he decided to let Ma Hongjun have something better.

"Little San, go on. That's the room. Your former good brother Ma Hongjun is waiting for you."

"Don't turn down his kindness."