Farts Like Thunder, Luo Sanpao Blasts Grandmaster Away with a Fart
Su Mu narrowed his eyes at Tang San's words.
Something was off about the kid's reaction.
Tang San saw that Su Mu barely reacted.
He could no longer suppress the fury in his heart.
He was a dignified God King. When had his words ever been ignored like this?
At that thought, Tang San decided to teach Su Mu a lesson.
This person who should never have appeared.
"Su Mu, since that's how it is."
"Don't blame me for what happens next."
With that, Tang San assumed an attacking stance.
Su Mu watched, a trace of disdain in his eyes.
Tang San moved, sending a kick straight at Su Mu's face. Seeing that Su Mu still hadn't reacted, he smiled inwardly.
He was just a kid who had only just awakened his Martial Soul.
Even if his talent and Martial Soul were better than Tang San's current ones, what good did that do him?
Did he understand combat techniques?
As Tang San's kick drew close, Su Mu raised a hand.
He grabbed Tang San's ankle and stood up.
He lifted Tang San off the ground.
Feeling the force gripping his ankle, Tang San was startled.
How was this possible? How was he so strong?
Just as Tang San tried to use the hold to kick Su Mu with his free foot,
Su Mu swung Tang San around like a giant windmill.
After two spins, he hurled Tang San away.
Tang San had intended to adjust his position in midair and land safely.
But then he realized the force was a little too great.
He couldn't adjust himself.
"Bang."
With a bang, Tang San crashed heavily to the ground.
Su Mu clapped his hands at the sight.
He had no intention of pursuing him.
Who knew if Tang Hao was hiding in some nook or cranny, spying on them?
Just after Su Mu turned around,
Tang San slowly climbed up from the ground.
He looked at Su Mu's back.
A vicious glint flashed in Tang San's eyes.
He slowly raised his right hand and aimed at Su Mu.
The general principles of the Mysterious Heaven Treasure Record: once you have determined that an opponent is an enemy, as long as he has a path to death, show no mercy, or you will only bring trouble upon yourself.
Die.
With his mind made up, Tang San fired the Silent Sleeve Arrow.
Three short arrows shot toward the center of Su Mu's back.
Su Mu had been holding back out of concern.
But after hearing the sound behind him, anger rose in his heart too.
If Tang Hao came rushing over, Golden Crocodile Douluo would be no slower than him.
Su Mu turned around. His right hand transformed into a dragon claw, covered in pitch-black dragon scales.
He raised it and easily caught the three short arrows.
Tang San's pupils contracted slightly at the sight.
How was this possible?
Even if Su Mu had absorbed his first Soul Ring, he couldn't possibly have detected the Silent Sleeve Arrow.
Before Tang San could react,
Su Mu raised his hand and flung one of the short arrows at him.
Tang San couldn't dodge in time, and the arrow lodged in his thigh.
Seeing Su Mu raise his hand again,
Tang San summoned his Martial Soul, the Blue Silver Hammer.
A white Soul Ring emerged from beneath his feet.
As Su Mu flung a second short arrow,
The white Soul Ring beneath Tang San's feet lit up.
The Blue Silver Hammer, originally blue, turned iron-gray.
Tang San raised the Blue Silver Hammer, on which he had used his first Soul Skill, to shield himself.
"Crack!"
A sound like an eggshell breaking rang out.
A hole was punched straight through the gray Blue Silver Hammer.
A short arrow passed through Tang San's shoulder and pinned him to the ground.
"Su Mu."
"You forced me to do this."
Tang San stared viciously at Su Mu as he spoke.
Su Mu's heart jolted at those words.
Could Tang San have some other means he didn't know about?
"Stop!"
Just then, a work-study student came running over with Yu Xiaogang.
Yu Xiaogang hurried to Tang San's side.
He examined Tang San's injuries.
"How ruthless."
"You actually hurt my student this badly."
Yu Xiaogang looked at Tang San's still-bleeding shoulder and thigh.
He turned a fierce glare on Su Mu, but when he saw Su Mu's face clearly,
His eyes filled with venom.
"It's you!"
Su Mu looked at the man before him, whose face was still somewhat bruised and whose hair was cropped short.
He frowned.
No matter how he looked at it, he felt Yu Xiaogang's face was begging to be punched.
"I haven't settled the score with you for last time."
"And now you've come to bully me, Yu Xiaogang, again."
"Do you think I, Yu Xiaogang, am easy to bully?"
Yu Xiaogang looked at Su Mu.
Two Soul Rings, yellow and yellow, appeared beneath his feet, followed by a purple-skinned pig.
Luo Sanpao bared his teeth at Su Mu, looking ferocious.
"Kid, I won't be careless this time!"
"Farts like thunder—Earth-Shattering Luo Sanpao!"
Yu Xiaogang's first Soul Ring flashed.
Luo Sanpao ran toward Su Mu.
But this time, Luo Sanpao didn't get as close as he had last time.
Instead, while he was still some distance from Su Mu,
He leaped into the air and turned his butt toward him.
He paid no attention to Gu Yuena, who was still standing beside Su Mu.
Watching this,
Su Mu couldn't help grumbling inwardly.
That purple butt was just like looking at Yu Xiaogang's face.
Disgusting.
As Luo Sanpao's belly swelled,
A smile appeared on Yu Xiaogang's face.
There was a playful look in his eyes.
Seeing Yu Xiaogang's smile, Luo Sanpao also showed a humanlike smile on his chubby face.
Seeing that the time was about right,
Su Mu sprang forward and kicked Luo Sanpao in the butt.
Luo Sanpao, whose butt had been facing Su Mu,
Now had it pointed at Tang San and Yu Xiaogang.
After Su Mu landed, Luo Sanpao looked at him, his eyes full of confusion.
Suddenly, a look of panic appeared on Luo Sanpao's fat face.
A familiar voice came from behind him.
"Sanpao, hold it in!"
Luo Sanpao stiffly turned his head, trying to look at Yu Xiaogang.
But his big purple belly blocked his view.
Before Yu Xiaogang could close his mouth,
"Boom!" With a thunderous blast, a yellow dome of light burst out, enveloping Tang San and Yu Xiaogang.
A foul stench spread through the air.
The work-study students who had been watching nearby
All scattered.
The yellow dome of light dissipated.
Tang San and Yu Xiaogang were both lying on the ground.
They had passed out cold.
From Yu Xiaogang's mouth and the clothes of both men,
Thin wisps of yellow gas continued to drift out.
Su Mu pinched his nose.
With his other hand, he kept fanning the air in front of it, trying to drive away the stench.
Gu Yuena hurried over to shut the dormitory's doors and windows.
After all that commotion, it was already time for class.
Although Su Mu hadn't come here to attend class,
He still went through the motions, taking Gu Yuena away from the dormitory.
Mainly because it stank too much here.
After the two left,
A few work-study students who knew Tang San
Tried to wake the two men.
But before they could get close,
The students couldn't help throwing up.
One of them was a little smarter and held his breath.
He looked at the companions who had been made to vomit by the stench, a smug expression on his face.
After walking over to the two men, he shook Yu Xiaogang.
He found that he couldn't wake him.
By then, he couldn't hold his breath any longer.
"Tea... urgh~~~"
"Urgh~~"
After finally suppressing his nausea, the work-study student hurried away from Yu Xiaogang and Tang San.
Fear showed in his eyes.
After everyone had left,
A black figure appeared there.
After taking a few steps forward, the man frowned.
The man forcibly suppressed his nausea.
He hurried over to Tang San and picked him up.
The man's gaze inadvertently fell on the puddle of substance on Yu Xiaogang.
"Urgh~~"