I'm Counting to Three!

"Xiao Yin, I'm back! Did you miss me?"

Chen Jianshu said, holding the small silver dragon, about the size of a cat and about twenty centimeters long, in his arms.

The silver dragon in his arms nuzzled his cheek affectionately, acting very clingy.

Having not petted a dragon for a few days, he decided to enjoy the thrill of petting a dragon as well, and immediately put the Little Silver Dragon on his face and gave it a good suck.

The Little Silver Dragon turned Pink all over, but still very cooperatively rubbed its head against him.

Just then, he suddenly felt someone watching him. He immediately took the Little Silver Dragon off his face and turned around to see another Little Silver Dragon staring blankly at him.

"Um?"

At that moment, he was stunned, a question rising in his mind: how could there be two Silver Dragons? Soon, the Silver Dragon in his arms also noticed the Silver Dragon sitting blankly on the ground not far away.

Three pairs of eyes met, and the atmosphere instantly fell silent. Soon, the Little Silver Dragon opposite reacted instantly, its originally silver body turning red, transforming from the Silver Dragon King into the Red Dragon King.

"You bastard! You bastard! Na'er, you actually used my identity! Have you no shame?!"

"Roar!"

From Chen Jianshu's perspective, the Little Silver Dragon opposite him was just panting, but it seemed to be swearing quite rudely, and that was indeed the case.

From Na'er's perspective, the insults were indeed very vulgar. Who knew that after the other person went out and came back, they would suddenly bring back a substitute, a sense of redemption? Moreover, the other person even mistook that substitute for themselves.

"I only turned out like this because I was afraid my brother would be sad when he couldn't find you."

Na'er said confidently. The two communicated in the Dragon Language. Hearing what the other said, Gu Yue was completely enraged and pounced on the enemy, using her ultimate technique.

"Give me the monkey!"

The Little Silver Dragon on the ground jumped up and slammed down with its Dragon Claws, unleashing an Old Wu Earth-Shaking Palm strike at the Little Silver Dragon in Chen Jianshu's arms.

"Oops!"

Seeing the Little Silver Dragon pounce on them, Chen Jianshu was caught off guard. Then, Gu Yue knocked Na'er, and the two Little Silver Dragons started wrestling on the ground.

Because the two Little Silver Dragons were fighting, he couldn't tell them apart for a moment. After all, the two Little Silver Dragons looked exactly alike, making it impossible to distinguish them.

I can't tell them apart, I really can't!

Pfft!

Soon, many Dragon Scales fell off, and drops of blood splattered. One of the Little Silver Dragons was injured. Seeing that the two dragons had already started fighting, he knew that he could no longer sit idly by and wait to die. He immediately thought of a plan.

Chen Jianshu could sense that the Dragon Claws claw was powerful enough to tear everything apart. Don't forget, this was a dragon body at the level of Dragon King. How could his mere mortal body easily shake it?

Then, he raised his hand and released a summoning gesture, and a little girl suddenly appeared, wearing a golden battle dress, with long golden hair tied in twin ponytails and wine-red eyes.

"Golden Dragon King, help me hold them down."

Chen Jianshu patted the little girl in front of him and said, while Gu Yue and Na'er immediately stopped fighting and looked up to fix their gazes on the golden-haired little girl in front of them, sensing the appearance of the Golden Dragon King.

But the blonde little girl didn't even glance at the two Little Silver Dragons. Instead, she fixed her gaze on Chen Jianshu, and with a sudden push, slammed him against the wall.

He was stunned for a moment, then looked up to see the Blond Girl in front of him looking up at him, saying affectionately:

"Mom, my name is Gu Chenxi, marry me!"

In an instant, the air fell silent again. Chen Jianshu felt as if his mind had committed suicide, and at the same time, he felt a moment of mental confusion. Why did he have such a strong sense of déjà vu? Had he faced the same situation before?

The holder of this Golden Dragon King Character Card is the Reincarnation of the Golden Dragon King, possessing a completely new soul and personality.

At the same time, because of the Dragon God Oracle's oracle, she will have a motherly respect for herself, but she is mainly driven by love.

As everyone knows, in the Douluo World, romantic love reigns supreme, including the Dragon God. Damn it, the Dragon God himself is a romantic idiot; how could his Imperial Decrees possibly be more powerful than rules governed by romantic love?

Gu Yue and Na'er instantly formed a united front, ceasing their internal Douluo I. Na'er immediately reverted to her original form, unleashing her Silver Dragon Spear.

The dragon spear, gleaming with a cold light, struck in an instant. Gu Chenxi felt the strong wind and his right hand instantly transformed into Dragon Claws as he slammed it back down.

Ping!

With a crisp clang of metal clashing, Na'er felt a tremendous force. Under the same level, the Silver Dragon King's strength could not possibly be greater than that of the Golden Dragon King.

Boom!

A loud crash rang out, Na'er's figure smashed through the wall, falling from the second floor into the courtyard. At the same time, the Golden Dragon King's irritable voice rang out.

"Get out of my way! Don't get in my way!"

My house!

Chen Jianshu let out a sharp, explosive sound, "Damn it! If you want to fight, go outside and fight! What kind of nonsense is this, fighting in my room?!"

The next moment, numerous elements bombarded the Little Silver Dragon that Gu Yue had transformed into: fireballs, Ice Cone, Wind Blades, lava balls, and Fire Crystals.

Boom!

Countless destructive elemental attacks crashed down, but Gu Chenxi used her amplification Soul Skill, with numerous golden lights and Dragon Scales appearing on her body, blocking them all.

In an instant, the entire room was completely transformed; the floor collapsed, and her figure fell down, crashing into the kitchen area below.

"Stop! Stop! Don't fight anymore!"

Chen Jianshu immediately called for a stop, but all three parties seemed to have gotten carried away. Confessing to him in front of Gu Yue and Na'er had clearly touched a raw nerve.

Na'er's figure crashed through the glass in an instant, and a gun pierced Gu Chenxi's abdomen. The opponent, who had just regained her footing, had no time to react, and the wounded Na'er was instantly aroused by ferocity.

"Court death!"

She grabbed the Silver Dragon Spear and flung the opponent away. Na'er crashed into the living room, smashing the television. But it wasn't over yet; the Little Silver Dragon that Gu Yue had transformed into continued to unleash elemental bombardment, shattering the entire house.

"Labor and management on the Shu Road!"

The next second, a sharp, angry shout rang out, carrying the might of the Dragon God. Gu Chenxi, Gu Yue, and Na'er, who had just gotten up, all froze.

They all turned to look at the figure standing in the dilapidated room. They saw that Chen Jianshu had already independently completed the Self-Fusion Skill Dragon God Transformation, transforming into a figure with colorful white hair, colorful eyes, and holding Silver Dragon Spear.

The absolute suppression belonging to the Dragon God instantly pressed down on the Dragon Body. In an instant, the four figures simultaneously pulled out Washboards, keyboards, Durians, and Acupressure Mats and knelt down in front of him in an orderly fashion.

Gu Chenxi, Na'er, the Little Silver Dragon, and the Nine-Colored Dragon all knelt here.

"What are you arguing about...?"

Then Wang Dong angrily opened the door, shouting in dissatisfaction, until he saw the dilapidated house and froze. Was this the end of the world?

Wang Dong walked out of the room, his expression blank, staring at the broken floor, walls, and the messy house.

She even thought she wasn't fully awake, or that she had traveled through time, or that the world was going to end. As she stepped out of the room, the entire house collapsed instantly, turning into ruins.

She turned her head blankly and looked at the place where she had just slept, which had long since turned into ruins.

Gu Yue, Na'er, Gu Chenxi, and the Nine-Colored Dragon were all kneeling with their heads bowed on the objects in front of them.

For some reason, whenever Chen Jianshu got angry, the four of them would kneel down with surprising ease, a skill that was almost frightening.

The commotion attracted the attention of many passersby, who called the police, and some concerned citizens even ran over with Soul Spirit Ball to inquire.

"Children, what's happening here?"

A middle-aged man holding Soul Spirit Ball immediately came up and asked what was wrong. He looked at the two people and two dragons kneeling on the ground and seemed a little confused. Wang Dong also shook his head in bewilderment.

"I... I don't know!"

Upon seeing this, Chen Jianshu immediately covered his face, looking at the four figures kneeling in front of him, speechless. He then waved his hand and said:

"We were researching Martial Soul Martial Soul Fusion Skill when we accidentally blew up the house."

"I see. I thought there was a terrorist attack. But kid, remember to do your research on Martial Soul Fusion Skill in the training room next time."

Seeing this, the several enthusiastic citizens who had come over understood, and the Mecha Brigade arrived quickly.

Gu Chenxi was taken away by him, and afterwards all three people and two dragons were taken to the Public Security Bureau to give statements.

"Name."

"Chen Jianshu."

"... gender."

"Well..."

Looking at the process in front of him, he fell silent, never expecting to be back at the Public Security Bureau so soon.

I'm speechless! Is this a case of raising three Siberian Huskies at home? They've completely destroyed the house, turning it into ruins.

Just as he was sighing, he saw the Mental Attribute Soul Beast, the White Spirit Swan, holding his information and asking him a question with a puzzled look.

Why does your gender section say "Na'er's dog"? What is that gender?

"What?!"

His expression changed drastically upon hearing the other person's words, and he immediately snatched the documents from the other person's hand and began to read them.

Name: Chen Jianshu

Gender: Na'er's dog.

Affiliation: Spirit Pagoda, First Year student of the Eastsea Intermediate Soul Master Academy.

When he saw the information in the gender column, he was completely dumbfounded. What the hell was going on? Why was my gender listed as Na'er's dog? How did this damn information register my account? I had hidden it so well...

Author: Woof Woof, I'm a nimble dog from the mountains!

The Swan, the recorder in front of her, adjusted her Glasses, and a tolerant voice came from the translator around her neck.

"This society is quite open-minded. Because many Soul Beasts are hermaphroditic, there are also neutral, plant-like, and asexual types. Our society is quite inclusive."

Upon hearing the answer, Chen Jianshu was surprised for a moment. Then, a series of doubts popped into his mind, and he asked a question.

Should androgynous people use the men's or women's restroom?

"Neutral beings generally refer to people who can freely change their sex or who have gender dysphoria, and they use Gender-Neutral Restroom in Private Restroom or Public Restrooms."

What about plant-based ones?

"They are plants; they don't need to use the toilet, they just shed leaves and become bald."

What about asexuality?

"Genderless organisms are generally bacteria, Paramecium, Tapeworms, and the like. Of course, there are also genderless marine organisms, such as Flounder, which can change sex according to the surrounding temperature, or some gill-bearing aquatic creatures, which generally do not need to use toilets."

White Spirit Swan answered Chen Jianshu's questions smoothly, one by one, clearly showing that this wasn't the first time she had encountered such bizarre questions.

Chen Jianshu never expected that he could learn something while drinking tea at the Public Security Bureau. He really broadened his horizons. However, he asked another question out of curiosity.

"Can I use the women's restroom because I'm of that gender?"

You need to use the Gender-Neutral Restroom, otherwise I might see you again.

"All right..."

Chen Jianshu looked disappointed. He had never seen a women's restroom before, and he was really curious about what it was like inside, whether it would be more upscale and luxurious than the men's restroom.

Otherwise, why would girls linger in the toilet for so long after using it? And why are toilets always packed with long queues? Some people even go into the men's room; he's genuinely curious if there's some kind of mysterious power inside.

The White Spirit Swan narrowed its eyes slightly. Its mental fluctuations indicated that the child in front of it had no malicious intentions and was simply curious. That was why it hadn't paid any attention to the child; otherwise, it would have needed to be given a good talking-to.

After the statement was quickly taken, Chen Jianshu walked out of the Public Security Bureau. At the same time, Wang Dong and Na'er also finished their statements. He picked up the cat carrier containing the Little Silver Dragon, and the group headed towards the Eastsea Academy.

Because their home was demolished and needs to be rebuilt, they have nowhere to live, so they can only sleep in the dormitories at the Eastsea Academy.

Wang Dong is the most bewildered person right now. How could his home be gone after just one night's sleep? Building a new house will take half a month, and for the next half month, they will have to live at the Eastsea Academy.

After the explanation, Wang Dong finally understood the general reason. Looking at the Little Silver Dragon, Na'er, and Gu Chenxi kneeling in front of him, Chen Jianshu sighed.

"Fine, it's just a house. Let it be destroyed. It's not worth much. Just don't let me see any of you three do this again, or I'll give you a good spanking and kick you out of the house."

His words instantly plunged the two of them, Yilong, into an icy abyss. Na'er immediately admitted her mistake, hugged his leg, and said with tears in her eyes:

"Brother, Na'er was wrong. I promise I won't destroy the house again. Please don't send Na'er away..."

"Mom, I was wrong, I won't fight anymore..."

Gu Chenxi and the others immediately admitted their mistake. If they were really kicked out of the house by their mother and disliked, they would have nowhere to cry.

The Little Silver Dragon timidly rubbed against his hand, but it was pushed away. Clearly, he was really unhappy, and Gu Yue was shocked.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! I've made Mom angry! What should I do?! I don't want to be kicked out of the house!"

After that, all three of them behaved themselves, becoming very obedient friends and no longer daring to fight, since none of them wanted to be kicked out of their homes.

Wang Dong narrowed his eyes as he saw yet another little girl calling him "Mommy." Last time it was Gu Xuanyu, and now it's Gu Chenxi —both are little girls who can call him "Mommy."

In addition to Xiao Xiao, Xu Xiaoyan, Na'er, Gu Yue, Wu Bingyu, Ice Empress, and now herself, all of them are little lolis. She seriously suspects that Chen Jianshu is a die-hard loli-con!

The first and second updates of September Fourth will be combined into one large chapter.