The plan to deal with Shrek Academy
Numerous sliced watermelons fell into the cauldrons. Xiao Hongchen, his face dark, Martial Soul Possession Three-Legged Golden Toad Martial Soul, manipulating eight metal rods to stir the watermelons inside the eight cauldrons.
My eyes practically rolled to the sky. You went to all that trouble to call me out just to do something like this?
Wang Dong remained silent, tossed a watermelon over, and then pressed for details about the plan.
"A Shu, what are you trying to do?"
"Hmph, listen carefully: first, we previously colluded with the enemy camp; second, our strategy was tailored to the specific situation; third, we are prepared for war so that we will never be caught off guard; and fourth, we will annihilate the enemy in one fell swoop!"
"In the dark of night, with the wind howling, the sword's ingenious plan decides the fate of the world. A net of heaven and earth is laid out before and after, and no matter how strong he is, he cannot escape."
Chen Jianshu produced a folding fan with the words "A Timeless Stratagem" written on it, which made Wang Dong roll his eyes.
"You want to become a supreme being? You've been reciting poetry the whole time."
"Your Excellency, I have already achieved that; I am now the Soul Ancestor!"
"Alright, alright, I know you're amazing."
While everyone was chatting, all the watermelons inside the cauldrons were crushed into pieces. Gu Xuanyu picked up one cauldron in each hand and poured all the watermelon juice into the boxes.
Meng Hongchen took action and froze all the watermelon juice, keeping it at the level of a slushie.
"A Shu, should we add some poison?"
The other party asked him if he wanted to use poison or something similar, but Chen Jianshu shook his head and refused.
"No need. You know how potent an ice-cold watermelon that's been left out overnight is. It'll make them completely exhausted after drinking it."
"Are you going to poison me? That's so ruthless!"
Dai Yun'er came closer, looking at the watermelon juice frozen into slush, and Chen Jianshu chuckled.
"There was no poisoning, it was just a full-scale bacterial attack. Just wait, we'll see what's going to be like tomorrow."
Just as he was plotting how to give Shrek's disciples a big surprise, Yue Hongchen walked in with her phone.
"Everyone, please join this Star Dou Spirit Transmission Academy final exam group chat. It's full of students taking the final exams, so it'll be easier for us to communicate."
Upon hearing this, everyone joined the group chat. Then came the next step of the plan: Chen Jianshu put the ten full boxes of watermelon juice into his Storage Soul Tool.
Then, he led Wu Siduo, Dai Yun'er, and Na'er to an empty area within the outer wall of the Shrek Academy.
As Na'er began to inscribe the Teleportation Array, the other three were teleported inside. A flash of silver light, and Gu Yue's figure came into view.
This is Portal that Na'er and Gu Yue created together. Gu Yue is dressed in ordinary casual clothes and holding a broom, looking like an ordinary girl sweeping the floor.
The four exchanged glances, Chen Jianshu immediately pulled out three green Shrek Academy uniforms.
Why are you wearing Shrek Academy's uniform?
A question mark appeared above Dai Yun'er's head, "Is this right? How come you still have enemy clothes?"
"The textile shops under the Spirit Pagoda make these; change your clothes quickly."
Chen Jianshu casually took off his shirt and put it on, causing Dai Yun'er to blush and cover her eyes in embarrassment.
You scoundrel!
"You're the one who looked at me! I was the one who called you a pervert, now change!"
"Fine, we'll change it... Turn your head away! Don't look!"
"You've already seen me, now I need to see you back."
"Get out of here, you pervert!"
Soon the three of them changed into the Shrek Academy student uniforms, looking just like ordinary students. They even deliberately put on some ugly makeup, since their looks would definitely be eye-catching, so they had to wear ugly makeup.
"This is a map of the Shrek Academy's outer courtyard. It's late at night now, and most of the powerful elders are in the inner courtyard. Also, Shrek Academy sends patrols every two hours, so please be careful."
Gu Yue held out the map, and the three of them glanced at it, nodding in confirmation. But just then, the ice crystal in Gu Yue's hand suddenly lit up with starlight.
"Huh? It's Xu Xiaoyan. She warned us that patrol personnel are coming this way. Let's get out of here quickly."
As Gu Yue finished speaking, the four of them immediately dispersed. Chen Jianshu, Dai Yun'er, and Wu Siduo slipped into the darkness and plunged into the Public Restroom of the Shrek Academy, specifically the women's restroom.
After confirming that no one was inside, the three of them entered a pit. Chen Jianshu took out a bag of Water Beads, those colorful little granules that grow bigger when soaked in water. The author used to keep these as pets every day when he was a child.
He poured the entire bag of Water Beads directly into it, while Dai Yun'er and Wu Siduo watched from the side.
"Is this Toilet Offensive, leaving them with no toilets to use?"
"Yes, these Water Beads are for you. I'm going to the men's restroom."
The two understood his plan. After handing them several hundred packets of Water Beads, Chen Jianshu went to the men's restroom.
Next was the teaching building. The three of them sneaked into the darkness and filled all the toilets on the first floor of the teaching building with Water Beads.
If the first floor is blocked, then the floors above it will all be destroyed, followed by the student dormitories, where many students are resting.
Wu Siduo deftly vaulted into the room, and after confirming it was safe, the other two followed suit.
Dai Yun'er glanced at the male students who were cultivating in the room and established a mental link with them using her Spiritual Eyes Martial Soul.
What's the next step?
"I used Spatial Powers to isolate sound."
Chen Jianshu raised his hand, and the Spatial Power blocked out the sound. Seeing this, Dai Yun'er quietly slipped into the toilet, poured a large bag of Water Beads into it, and even pressed the flush button, otherwise she would have been discovered.
After confirming that everything was alright, the three of them quietly left and went to the next dormitory to do the same thing.
Midway through, they encountered a Soul Ancestor student with Mental Attribute. The student keenly sensed something was wrong, but was immediately stunned by Dai Yun'er's Mental Shock, and then knocked unconscious by Wu Siduo's hand chop.
"Wuhu~ How exciting! Infiltrating the enemy camp to do bad things."
"Stop pushing things, let's finish off the last few and then leave."
Dai Yun'er felt extremely excited; this kind of heart-pounding activity was really fun! Chen Jianshu, on the other hand, urged the two of them to retreat quickly.
Next came the teachers' dormitory, which was a bit more troublesome. All the teachers here were Soul Saint level experts, making it impossible for them to sneak in silently.
So Chen Jianshu chose to use earth escape. He used earth element to descend into a hidden place and went directly to the toilet pipe. Wu Siduo kept watch above, while Dai Yun'er stayed in the pit he dug, maintaining a mental connection with the two of them.
Because of the limitation on using too much Soul Power, the more Soul Power used, the stronger the Soul Power fluctuations, and the easier it is to be detected, so the digging progress is somewhat slow.
You stepped on my Shoulder!
Chen Jianshu felt a pair of feet in sneakers step on his Shoulders. Dai Yun'er said helplessly:
"Who told you to dig vertically downwards? And don't look up."
"What do you know? This is called the Real Man's Vertical Digging Method. What if it collapses if you don't dig deep enough? Also, it's yellow, and it has a cat pattern."
"You perverted freak! Die!"
This is the first update on September 10th. I have few classes today, only in the morning. At the same time, I've had a burst of inspiration. Today I'm going to show you something good, so please get your rice ready.