Transmigrated into Douluo 3: Playing Golden Spatula in The Legend of the Dragon King
Chapter 171

The Two Academies' Contest

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"What's going on?! We haven't even left Shrek City yet, why have all our students been captured by those guys from the Star Dou Spirit Transmission Academy?!"

Upon hearing the reports from the instructors, Cai Yue'er became so angry that her face turned red and she started cursing loudly.

"Elder Cai... we don't know either. All the trainees suddenly had stomach problems, and all the toilets were clogged..."

The instructor below bowed his head and reported everything. Cai Yue'er then realized that Shrek Academy had been set up and was immediately furious.

"Useless! They're all useless! They were almost completely wiped out right after leaving the academy! Did they waste their time studying?!"

Her face was gloomy, her eyes were bloodshot, and she was panting heavily. She never expected that Shrek would be completely defeated in this final exam. This was an utter disgrace!

In previous years, a few students could still make it to the Star Dou Academy, but now they were wiped out as soon as they left the academy gates. This is simply the most humiliating final exam in the history of the Shrek Academy.

"Then... what about our trainees who were arrested, Elder Cai?"

"Are you fucking stupid too? The trainees have been arrested, so hurry up and figure out a way to get their ransom!"

Under Cai Yue'er's angry scolding, the instructor hurriedly ran to redeem the person, which led to a power struggle between the Shrek Academy and Star Dou Spirit Transmission Academy.

[Shocking! Students from the world's number one academy are polluting the environment in the street! Is this a distortion of humanity or a decline in morality?]

[The daily life of the Shrek Academy students consists of polluting the environment.]

Shrek Academy doesn't even have a decent toilet, forcing students to relieve themselves outside.

Numerous news headlines dominated the trending searches, all thanks to the media students from the Star Dou Spirit Transmission Academy who instantly humiliated Shrek Academy, followed by the Chinese language students.

The class representative for Chinese language arts: Shrek Academy students expressed their homesickness by letting loose in the street.

Math class representative: It takes one minute for each Shrek Academy student to release their power, so it would take seventy-five minutes for seventy-five students to release their power. If they come back tomorrow, it will take one hundred and fifty minutes, which means everyone has wasted two and a half hours of their time.

Geography class representative: Let's analyze the local culture and climate first. It seems that the culture of the area where Shrek Academy is located is quite unique.

Biology class representative: This is Spirit Transferring Douluo, taught us about "biodiversity."

Physics class representative: When Shrek students unleash their power, they stand on three legs, demonstrating the stability of a triangle.

Chemistry class representative: Human civilization's potions have reached 80,000 orders!

Foreign languages... Sorry, the language has been standardized, so there's no need to learn foreign languages.

Author: Wait, how come you guys can lift 70 or 80 pounds at the gym? I went to the gym and only lifted 100 pounds before I got kicked out. Why is there discrimination in the bodybuilding community? Others can use their trapezius muscles for leverage, so why can't I use my sphincter muscles? Hehehe!

The war of words between the Star Dou Spirit Transmission Academy and Shrek Academy has begun. The two academies were already at odds, and now their offline confrontation has turned into an online battle.

Shrek Academy came to ransom the person and simultaneously sued the opposing academy for infiltrating their academy and drugging their students with laxatives.

Not to be outdone, the Star Dou Spirit Transmission Academy launched a vicious attack on morality, claiming that the inherently evil Shrek Academy students were polluting the environment in the street and falsely accusing them. They declared that the students were Path to Death.

This incident immediately alarmed the Sea God Pavilion, and Shrek Academy's vigilance was immediately raised to a new level. At the same time, Shrek Academy reviewed the surveillance footage and only saw three blurry figures shrouded in dark elements sneaking into Shrek.

However, it's impossible to tell whether it's male or female; it's just a black mass, and most surveillance cameras are shrouded in darkness, making it impossible to record anything.

They also checked the cafeteria's surveillance footage, which showed everything was normal. Several chefs were busy in the kitchen, and there was no sign of laxatives being added from the time the dishes were cooked until they were served.

They hadn't noticed anything amiss; it was just a small watermelon shaved ice, and without concrete evidence, the Shrek Academy students could only leave in frustration.

This operation was a huge victory for the Star Dou Spirit Transmission Academy. Clearing Shrek in just five hours broke the record, and the final exam group is buzzing with excitement.

[Chang Le]: Brother, you're awesome! You've got some big stuff going on quietly!

[Qing Teng]: Yeah, I feel like we haven't even done anything yet, and it's already solved.

[Grandmaster of Wisdom and Path]: Low profile.

He was quite pleased with the praise from everyone. As expected of him, he had only used a slight move to push Shrek Academy to its limits.

Just when everyone thought the final exams were over, little did they know that Shrek Academy would take action again in just one week.

This setback caused Cai Yue'er to lose her temper and immediately announced that a make-up exam would be held. Because it happened suddenly and was due to her insistence on her own way, the undercover agent did not have time to spread the news.

Upon receiving the news, many students from the Shrek Academy boarded the Soul Guidance Train and headed to other cities.

Upon receiving the information, Star Dou Academy took action, with many students dividing into groups and heading to their respective cities according to the intelligence.

(By the way, do you know why the protagonist's domain expands? It's because Shrek is making a comeback after a week, and Chen Jianshu is about to return to the battlefield.)

Therefore... Zhou Shu returns to battle!

Heaven Dou City.

A disheveled figure lurked in the shadows, eating a chicken leg in his hand, with a family heirloom wine gourd hanging from his waist.

It is said that this is a wine gourd used by the Taotie Douluo ten thousand years ago. It is a treasure passed down through the Xuan family. In reality, it has just been used so much that people have become attached to it.

His cultivation level was Level 98, Three-Word Battle Armor Master. He was also one of the elders protecting the students. In order to prevent the Star Dou Spirit Transmission Academy from using any more tricks, all the elders who had nothing else to do came out.

Looking down at the five prodigies of Shrek, Xuan Mu felt immense pride. How could the prodigies of the Shrek Academy give up because of a little setback?

Soon, Xuan Mu discovered an Evil Soul Master hiding in an abandoned, unfinished building.

"Evil Soul Masters? Hmph! They're nothing but low-class things. Perfect for giving the little ones some experience."

As he spoke, he Shrek communicated with the five students, who immediately headed towards the abandoned, unfinished building.

At the same time, Chen Jianshu also arrived in Heaven Dou City. Since there were quite a few Shrek students here, and most of them were scattered, the group dispersed.

Chen Jianshu, Na'er, and the Gu Yue clan, Wang Dong's words could only be temporarily concealed because her appearance was already known to all the higher-ups at Shrek.

Based on the intelligence location, Chen Jianshu and the others quickly arrived at the street near the unfinished building and set up a small stall. The three of them put on grape-themed makeup and began selling jianbing guozi (Chinese crepes).

As he began cooking, the aroma spread outwards. Na'er ate the first two, but when he was preparing the third, a disheveled old man arrived, sat down on a wooden chair, and said:

"Little one, give me a jianbing guozi."

Upon hearing someone order food, Chen Jianshu, Na'er, and Gu Yue all looked over and saw a disheveled old man covered in grease sitting on a wooden chair.

"Alright, sir, please wait a moment!"

Upon hearing this, he nodded directly, then glanced at his treasure vault and quickly found a food-type jianbing guozi (Chinese crepe), which he then attached with a yellow soul ring.

To outsiders, Chen Jianshu appeared to be a one-ring food-type Soul Master, and as his Soul Ring flashed, he uttered a Soul Incantation.

"Yo yo check it out! One jianbing guozi, please! Sir/Madam, your jianbing guozi is here."

He placed the bag containing the jianbing guozi (Chinese crepe) on the table. Xuan Mu nodded slightly, then picked it up and started eating. After just one bite, he nodded repeatedly.

"The food tastes good, little one. Are you setting up this stall with two girlfriends?"

Xuan Mu looked at the man and two women, who were all the same age and had ordinary appearances, and couldn't help but ask another question.

Gu Yue paused slightly, then smiled, as if to say, "You have excellent taste."

"No, these two are my sisters."

"Oh, I see. It must be tough for you to raise two younger sisters all by yourself. Here's what we'll do: make the rest of your jianbing guozi. I'll take them all."

"But sir, can you finish this?"

"Don't worry about that, just get on with it."

Urged on by Xuan Mu, Chen Jianshu had no choice but to start making jianbing guozi (Chinese crepes). Na'er and Gu Yue, who were standing nearby, both knew the principle that the more you say, the more mistakes you make, and the less you say, the fewer mistakes you make, so they came over to help.

Soon, one jianbing guozi after another was served. Xuan Mu finished each one in two or three bites. At the same time, Chen Jianshu's Spiritual Power also detected five Shrek students approaching from all directions.

He was immediately jolted, though his expression remained outwardly calm; in fact, his mind was racing as he considered the reasons.

"Strange... why are all the Shrek Academy students moving towards me? I shouldn't have been exposed, right...?"

Besides, I'm only ten years old now, and I don't look like a student from a high-level academy at all, so they definitely won't suspect me.

He thought he should wait and see what happened, and soon, through his senses, he saw five Shrek Academy students gather not far in front of him. Then, the five of them entered an unfinished building in a courtyard.

Xuan Mu ate his jianbing guozi (Chinese crepe), glancing occasionally toward the unfinished building.

"Little one, do you have any wine? I'm a bit thirsty after eating so many jianbing guozi."

Suddenly, he asked about wine. After a moment of silence, Chen Jianshu pointed to the small shop next door and said:

That little shop sells beer.

"Beer... never mind, beer will do."

Xuan Mu seemed to prefer strong liquor, but being a heavy drinker, he figured it was better than nothing, so he stood up, went to the small shop next door, bought a few bottles of beer, and continued eating and drinking.

Meanwhile, on the other side, five Soul Ancestor students stepped into the unfinished building. They were wary of their surroundings, which were filled with a foul stench.

"Get out here! You cowardly wretch!"

With a furious shout, the Soul Ancestor, possessing the Bright Phoenix Martial Soul, instantly illuminated the building, and the five quickly spotted a figure draped in a black robe, radiating countless green energies.

"Heh heh! Five mere brats who haven't even grown their first hairs yet, and they think they can emulate the official crackdown on organized crime? They've been reading too many novels and gotten themselves stupid."

When the Corpse Poison Messenger saw that the five people who came to capture him were only Soul Ancestor, he didn't take them seriously at all. He was a level 49 Soul Ancestor, while the highest level on the other side was only level 43. What was there for him to be afraid of!

"Hmph! Evil Soul Master, prepare to die!"

Without any preamble, the two sides immediately began fighting. All five of them had purple Soul Rings Soul Ring Configuration, while the Corpse Poison Messenger Soul Ring Configuration yellow-yellow-purple-purple Soul Rings obtained from hunting Sea Soul Beasts.

The ocean is vast and teeming with diverse species; inevitably, a few lone creatures will be caught.

The Douluo I, and the two sides instantly clashed. Under Chen Jianshu's perception, the unfinished building began to tremble continuously, and the battle looked very intense.

Xuan Mu crossed his legs and watched the students, who had been beating the Evil Soul Master so badly in less than thirty rounds, nod in satisfaction.

This is truly a disciple of the Shrek Academy! He easily routed this Evil Soul Master who only dared to hide in the shadows.

Seeing that the Evil Soul Masters were completely surrounded, he felt more at ease, then picked up a bottle of beer, opened it, and gulped it down.

However, at that moment, a sudden change occurred. The five Shrek Academy, who had been holding an absolute advantage, suddenly froze, and their skin instantly turned green.

Then, he collapsed to the ground, utterly exhausted. This was the ability of the Corpse Poison Messenger; the poison would lie dormant within the body and then erupt all at once to subdue the enemy.

The five Shrek Academy, in a state of combat, had their Soul Power circulating too rapidly, which accelerated their blood circulation, causing the toxins to spread throughout their bodies in an instant.

Seeing the five people fall in an instant, the Corpse Poison Messenger burst into wild laughter.

"Ha! What a bunch of idiots! Did you really think you had the ability to complete those childish hero games? This is the price for daring to provoke me, the Corpse Poison Messenger!"

The battle turned in an instant. Xuan Mu, who was still drinking beer, suddenly spat out all the beer with a "pfft," and jumped into the air in a panic, shouting angrily:

"Oh no! Children!"

Hey! You haven't paid yet!

Seeing Xuan Mu soaring into the sky, Chen Jianshu's expression changed drastically. The other party hadn't paid yet!

The next moment, a huge Godly Taotie Bull Martial Soul appeared, surrounded by nine Soul Rings: three purple, three black, and three red. The aura of a Level 98 Super Douluo instantly erupted.

"Super Douluo!"

The Corpse Poison Messenger changed drastically as he looked at the super strong expert charging towards him, and he hurriedly activated his Fourth Soul Skill.

Suddenly, the five Shrek Academy students began to inflate like balloons. This was a poison explosion, detonating the toxins they had planted within their targets.

"You beast! How dare you!"

Xuan Mu's eyes turned bloodshot, and he roared furiously, panting heavily Corpse Poison Messenger immediately retreated, then unleashed several poisonous palm strikes that hit the building's load-bearing pillars.

"Old man, if you dare to chase after them, I guarantee they'll all die!"

As the Corpse Poison Messenger spoke, he used a secret technique to burn his life essence and escape. The load-bearing pillars, which were already on the verge of collapse due to the battle, were instantly corroded, and the entire high-rise building collapsed instantly.

Left with no other choice, Xuan Mu could only use his powerful Soul Power to suppress the Corpse Poison on the five students, while simultaneously erecting a protective shield to resist the collapsing high-rise building, watching helplessly as the Corpse Poison Messenger slipped away.

A salute to the strongest Soul King, the Death Messenger! Now another strongest Soul Ancestor has emerged, the Corpse Poison Messenger. Awesome!

With a deafening roar, the building, over twenty meters tall, collapsed, sending up Smoke and Dust. The commotion attracted the attention of many, Mecha Brigade came to investigate, only to find Xuan Mu and five green elves lying on the ground.

The first two chapters of September 12th will be combined into one large chapter.

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