Special: Monster Douluo's Wedding

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With two weeks to go before the start of the semester, Chen Jianshu suddenly received a special invitation—a wedding invitation—sent by the Xiao Family.

"Ancestor, the famous powerful Monster Douluo of the continent is about to hold his wedding. I would like to ask if you would like to go and take a look?"

The person who sent him the wedding invitation was Xiao Tian, Heavenly Flute Douluo of the Xiao Family. The invitation stated that a veteran Titled Douluo was getting married and was inviting everyone to a grand wedding banquet.

Upon seeing the message, Chen Jianshu pondered for a moment and found it quite interesting. He decided to go and take a look; he had never attended a wedding before, so it would be a good opportunity to go and see.

He told Xiao Xiao about the news. Since it was sent by the Xiao Family, there were only two photos, so he and Xiao Xiao could each take one to the wedding banquet.

"Xiao Xiao, the Xiao Family has a marriage invitation from Monster Douluo. Do you want to go take a look?"

"A wedding invitation? Great, let's go take a look together."

The other party readily agreed. The two quickly packed their things, said goodbye to the people at the manor, and then boarded the Soul Guidance Train to depart.

This time, the Soul Guidance Train had neither a certain train conductor surnamed Mo nor any train assassins, and Chen Jianshu and Xiao Xiao arrived at the wedding venue without any problems.

Xiao Xiao changed into a proper formal dress, while Heavenly Flute Douluo of the Xiao Family was already waiting for the two of them at the Spirit Pagoda.

"Ancestor."

Xiao Xiao addressed him respectfully, then looked around but did not see the figure of the Spirit Transferring Ancestor, so he asked in confusion.

"Ancestor, where is the ancestor Spirit Transferring?"

"He... seems to be changing clothes."

Upon hearing the sound, Xiao Xiao also looked around for Chen Jianshu's figure. The two searched together and soon noticed a figure wearing a leather suit.

It was a humanoid suit, with white, blue, and red markings on its body. It had a light bulb on its chest that emitted a blue glow, and its eyes, shaped like half an egg, shone brightly.

Upon seeing this figure, Xiao Xiao and Xiao Tian froze, a question mark appearing above their heads. Under their gaze, the strange man in the leather suit slowly walked over and met their eyes.

Six eyes met, both were silent for a moment, then the man in the leather suit in front of them shouted:

"Cheep! (Very loud)!"

Xiao Xiao Tian's body trembled. He used his Spiritual Power to sense it, then hesitated, as if about to speak but stopped himself. "Ancestor, what are you doing, Ancestor?"

"Um... A Shu, is that you?"

Xiao Xiao seemed to have realized something, and looked at the other person with a similarly complicated expression, only to see the other person nod in affirmation.

The three of them then traveled to the wedding venue in a private car. Xiao Xiao looked at the other person's leather suit and hesitated to speak.

Are you sure you want to wear this to the wedding?

"Just!"

Chen Jianshu nodded in agreement. Seeing this, Xiao Xiao silently moved away from him. It was too embarrassing, and he didn't even give her a Zero. He was so disloyal.

Soon, the three of them entered the wedding venue with their wedding invitations, while Chen Jianshu went backstage, where Xiao Tian had arranged for himself to deliver the rings.

Soon, the wedding was held as scheduled, with many guests attending. Among them, Xiao Tian was naturally the most important, and the emcee gave a speech on stage.

"Distinguished guests, friends and family, good afternoon! On this day filled with love and blessings, we gather together to witness the perfect blossoming of this beautiful love story. I am your host, Huanyu Douluo Lingyunge."

"Then please allow me, on behalf of the groom, Mr. Jiang Nan, and the bride, Ms. Herzog, to extend a warm welcome and sincere thanks to every guest present."

The host was very mysterious; he was an unfamiliar Titled Douluo, and even Xiao Tian couldn't see through his cultivation level.

"Now, please welcome Mr. Jiangnan, the Monster Douluo, and Ms. Herzog!"

As Ling Yunge finished speaking, Chen Jianshu immediately took out his speaker and started playing music. With the music and the sound of celebratory cannons, Monster Douluo Jiangnan took the stage, followed by the bride, Herzog, who was wearing a pure white wedding dress.

Two figures stood together on the stage, gazing deeply into each other's eyes, their gazes fixed solely on one another. The host, Ling Yunge, looked at Jiang Nan and said:

"Mr. Jiang Nan, do you take Miss Herzog to be your wife, to be together for all eternity?"

Jiang Nan looked at Herzog in front of him with deep affection in his eyes, and his reply was firm and resolute.

"I do!"

Ling Yunge then looked at the other person and asked:

"Miss Herzog, will you marry Mr. Jiang Nan, to be together in sickness and in health, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, for better or for worse, until death do you part?"

Herzog looked at Jiang Nan, his eyes filled with tenderness, and whispered:

"I do!"

"Well then, congratulations to the newlyweds, may your ceremony be successful!"

As Ling Yunge loudly announced, Chen Jianshu, the actor who plays Tiga, made a dazzling entrance. He walked onto the stage step by step, dragging two rings in his hands. The children around him were shocked. The groom was so powerful! He even managed to invite Tiga.

Chen Jianshu displayed the two rings, Ling Yunge spoke loudly again.

"Please, bride and groom, exchange rings."

Jiang Nan and Herzog each took out a ring and slipped it onto each other's fingers, thus concluding the ceremony! The host, Ling Yunge, announced again:

"Now, groom, please give the bride a gentle kiss!"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Nan lifted Herzog's chin and kissed him. Applause erupted from below the stage, celebrating the newlyweds and wishing them Jiujiu! 99 years, Jiangnan!

"Wait! I disagree!"

Just then, an untimely Speaker, and everyone turned to look. A figure dressed in black burst into the wedding venue, and the surrounding security guards were unable to stop him.

"Jiang Nan, have you forgotten our vows of eternal love? You've actually married someone else!"

The newcomer, his eyes bloodshot and panting heavily, questioned the monster Douluo Jiangnan. The surrounding crowd, seeing the man in black, were immediately surprised and began to murmur amongst themselves.

"This seems to be... Three-Spoon Douluo Chang Gongwei."

"The Three-Spoon Douluo actually likes the Monster Douluo?!"

The guests were immediately shocked; this Three-Spoon Douluo from Sichuan was actually...!

On the stage, Jiang Nan was also taken aback when he looked at the Three-Spoon Douluo Chang Gongwei below. Finally, he frowned and showed an uncomfortable expression, saying:

"Awei, this isn't a place for you to fool around."

Upon seeing this, Chang Gongwei was so angry he laughed, pointing at Jiang Nan and roaring hoarsely:

"I'm being ridiculous? Hah... Jiang Nan, have you even forgotten the vows you made to each other back then?"

"You said you'd marry me with a grand procession, two sets of phoenix coronet and embroidered robes, and that you'd throw away every brown sugar bun you ate. If I gave birth to a boy, you'd reward me with an embroidered gold bellyband and Xiao Hong with vase bottoms."

Chang Gongwei's eyes were brimming with tears as he looked at Jiang Nan as if he were a heartless man who had ruined him.

He even feared that people wouldn't believe him, so he directly presented the evidence: a huge Projector played back the words Jiang Nan had said, which was irrefutable proof.

Seeing this enormous piece of evidence laid out here, everyone's expressions turned strange.

I never imagined that Monster Douluo and Three-Spoon Douluo had such a secret connection.

Faced with irrefutable evidence, Jiang Nan's face suddenly turned pale and then red, his expression turning grim. However, he quickly came up with a brilliant idea.

"Awei, don't be like this, you are my wings too."

He then stepped down from the stage, pulling Chang Gongwei into his arms. The two looked incredibly intimate. Chen Jianshu, who witnessed the whole thing, felt like he was about to burst out laughing. What a little monster! As Ultraman, it was time for him to clean up the mess.

On stage, Herzog looked at Jiang Nan, who had abandoned him and was now holding Chang Gongwei, and his eyes flashed with astonishment, followed by sorrow.

"Jiang Nan, what about me?!"

Faced with the question, Jiang Nan turned to look at her. After a moment of eye contact, just as he was about to respond, Herzog turned around and said:

"Well... it seems I've come at the wrong time..."

Herzog was heartbroken and was about to leave when Jiang Nan stopped him.

"Zog, wait! You've come just in time!"

As Jiang Nan spoke, he reached out a hand and embraced the other person. At this moment, Jiang Nan felt as if he had reached the pinnacle of life. On his left was his brother and lover Three-Spoon Douluo Chang Gongwei, and on his right was his bride and lover, Herzog.

Surrounded by beauties on both sides, how delightful!

Xiao Xiao, sitting in the audience, was immediately disgusted by this scene, feeling that human civilization had truly reached the point of needing 80,000 doses of medicine.

Old Man Beng's family's joyful Douluo Ling Yunge couldn't help but laugh, and he immediately improvised:

"Then, Mr. Chang Gongwei, are you willing to stay with Mr. Jiang Nan forever, never to be separated?"

Upon hearing the question, Chang Gongwei turned to look at Jiang Nan, his eyes filled with love, and replied in a strong and resonant voice:

"I do!"

"Alright, then let's have the groom exchange rings!"

At the behest of Ling Yunge, the Joyful Douluo, Jiang Nan removed the ring from his finger, then took Gong Changwei's hand and personally put it on his finger.

The ceremony is now complete! Chang Gongwei, Jiang Nan, Herzog will be together happily ever after. This trio is bound together forever! Never to be separated again!

San Nan Ge 99, San Nan Ge for Jiujiu!

Just when everyone thought they were about to witness a beautiful wedding, the next second, something unexpected happened!

Chang Gongwei's clothes exploded open, revealing a pair of External Soul Bones, the Eight Spider Lances. The Eight Spider Lances pierced through Jiang Nan and snatched his upper body away.

This unexpected turn of events shocked everyone. Jiang Nan also looked at Chang Gongwei in disbelief and said:

"Awei... why?"

Faced with this question, Chang Gongwei's eyes were filled with deep affection, and he said tenderly:

"Jiang Nan, because I only want you all to myself, but seeing how well you and your bride love each other, I can't bear to let you down, so... I've decided that your upper body belongs to me, and your lower body belongs to your bride, Herzog."

Hearing such shocking words, Jiang Nan was immediately stunned, his eyes filled with disbelief. Soon after, his pupils dilated and he lost consciousness.

With his upper body held by Chang Gongwei and his lower body held by Herzog, the three of them lived a happy life.

Chang Gongwei looked at the lifeless Jiang Nan in his arms, his voice filled with endless love as he said:

"Jiang Nan, we will be together forever and ever, never to be separated."

With the end of Monster Douluo, Joyful Douluo Ling Yunge is surrounded by myriad laws. He is an existence that once avoided being erased by the indefinable [Purification Network], and naturally, he is also a being that skips over any known framework.

"Word Spirit, Myriad Laws Effect Before Cause."

Joy Douluo was born for joy. He also has other names: God of Myriad Laws, God of Myriad Laws of the Eternal World, Lord of the Myriad-Laws Universe. He manipulates cause and effect for the happiness and joy of countless people.

Word Spirit [Myriad Laws]

Level: Unknown.

Description: Unknowable, undefinable, indescribable.

Under the control of the God of Myriad Laws, in a certain universe, a red-haired woman awakens from a dry well.

The God of Myriad Laws has issued a divine decree, granting this red- Uesugi Erii the fruit of substitution, and later fulfilling the cause of the substitution.

The death of Monster Douluo shielded this girl from certain death, Uesugi Erii survived established a predetermined cause and effect.

"You're not allowed to die."

This Imperial Decree comes from the highest authority and sets forth established rules. Anyone who disobeys it will be punished by the law of cause and effect.

This concludes this special chapter.

I admire the Third Young Master! I admire the Third Young Master! I admire the Third Young Master!