Special Episode: The Final Battle

Time passed quickly, and Jiang Nan turned eighteen. He finally reached the level of God-Troller, becoming a figure in the middle ranks of the continent.

Now it was his graduation ceremony, and Principal Ling Yunge, the God of Joy, was giving a speech.

"Dear students, today is your graduation ceremony. For a century, I have seen off one genius after another, and now I am about to see off another class. I wish you, these God-Troller, a successful graduation."

"Now, please welcome the outstanding God-Troller to the stage to receive their awards!"

At Ling Yunge's call, a large group of God-Troller slowly went up on stage to receive their awards. The first one was none other than the most familiar Ling Shen, the God-Troller of all God-Troller, who could be called the king of God-Troller.

Next came several outstanding God-Troller who had entered the God-Man Realm: Yu Sheng, Anbion, Shen Chi, San San, Mo Ranxi, Qing Shiweikan, Xu, Jian Chi Ben Strive to Sleep Early Persistence Is Extraordinary, Li Nu Zao Shui, 𫉁 Qi Kong Beiqie, Fu Su, and A Bai.

These people are all part of Ling Shen's harem. As for Jiang Nan? He's just an ordinary, unlucky kid; there's no way he could become an outstanding God-Troller.

After graduation, Jiang Nan chose to join a special forces unit with his senior, a unit specifically designed to target the Anti-God-Troller Organization.

The leader of the Anti-God-Troller Organization is named... Hoshino's Beloved Dog.

Now, Jiang Nan is accompanying his senior classmate on the operation to capture Hoshino's Beloved Dog. Senior classmate Tang Zhangwei is leading the team and, looking at Jiang Nan, gives him some instructions:

"Junior, from now on, follow my instructions and don't run around."

"Okay, senior!"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Nan nodded solemnly to indicate that he understood. The group of seven quickly arrived at the base of the Anti-God-Troller Organization and soon began a fierce battle.

In an instant, countless Soul Skills flew out, and booming sounds rang out continuously, making the battle extremely intense.

"Attention all units! The leader of the Anti-God-Troller Organization has appeared!"

Just then, a notification sound came through the headset. Jiang Nan's pupils contracted upon hearing the sound, and when he looked up, he saw a figure standing on the ruins, with supreme pressure sweeping over him.

In that instant, Jiang Nan was unable to move, feeling as if he had lost control of his entire body.

"Watch out, little junior!"

Just then, senior student Tang Zhangwei suddenly pulled Jiang Nan away, but she herself was seriously injured.

"Senior!"

Seeing his senior sister fall, struck by a bullet, Jiang Nan suddenly awoke. Tang Zhangwei weakly opened her eyes and murmured:

"Remember not to get distracted next time, or there won't be a senior student to save you then..."

As the senior student finished speaking, she fainted. Jiang Nan's eyes immediately welled up with tears, and he roared to the sky.

"No! Senior! Don't leave me! How can I live without you, Senior!"

Just as Jiang Nan was helplessly holding his senior's cold body and weeping, two powerful auras descended. He looked up and saw that it was his classmate Ling Shen, and the principal of the Kalai Ke Academy, Ling Yunge.

Rumble!

Ling Shen and Hoshino's Beloved Dog engaged in an epic battle, causing the earth to collapse, space to shatter, order to crumble, and even the Great Dao to be obliterated.

Principal Ling Yunge then approached the weeping Jiang Nan and bestowed upon her a spell:

"This is a God-Troller incantation passed down in my family. If you want your senior to be resurrected, then recite this incantation."

As Ling Yunge, the God of Joy, spoke, he directly transmitted the incantation. Jiang Nan felt the incantation, a resolute look flashing in his eyes, and he agreed without hesitation.

Meanwhile, as Hoshino's Beloved Dog barked loudly, a huge Gold Coins came crashing down. Ling Shen's pupils shrank as he looked at the enormous Gold Coins, and he then tried his best to defend himself.

Rumble!

A huge Gold Coins crashed down, burying Ling Shen completely. This attack severely injured him, Hoshino's Beloved Dog laughed wildly.

"Haha! I've really had enough of you bunch of God-Troller!"

He looked at the people lying on the ground with disdain, his eyes full of contempt. Ling Shen got up from the ground, spitting out blood repeatedly, and looked at the supreme expert in front of him with a solemn expression.

"That was Tip Power. Has he already stepped into the legendary Patron Realm '?"

When he voiced this guess, everyone gasped in astonishment. Was it really the legendary, absolutely supreme Patron Realm?

That's an existence powerful enough to rule a universe! Ling Shen turned to Principal Ling Yunge and said:

"Principal, this person has become too powerful. We have become immortal beings. How should we deal with him?"

"How would I know? I haven't received any tips."

Ling Yunge simply shrugged. He'd never been signed to a contract, nor had he ever received any tips, so what business was it of his?

Soon, Hoshino's Beloved Dog charged towards Ling Shen, its fist slamming down heavily. Ling Shen raised his ink shield, but was still knocked back four or five steps by the punch.

The dog's eyes were filled with murderous intent as it looked at Ling Shen, and it angrily vented its frustration:

"You bastard Ling Shen! You know perfectly well that I am the God-Trolling Hero! Yet you used such despicable means to break my bandages! Then you inherited the title of God-Troller Hero and enjoyed the admiring gazes of all beings."

Hoshino's Beloved Dog spoke, it continuously swung its fists and feet at Ling Shen in front of it. Ling Shen kept blocking, and Hoshino kept asking questions in return.

"I don't know what you're talking about. I just saw something good and wanted to share it with you... How could you say that to me!"

Ling Shen's eyes were filled with sorrow, as if he were a victim who had been betrayed. Hoshino's Beloved Dog, however, became angrier the more he thought about it and threw a punch.

Ling Shen crossed his arms and used his divine domain to block! Bang! With a loud bang, his figure flew backward and crashed heavily onto a small hill.

"Stop with that disgusting innocent act! You just want to throw stones at me, trying to break my defenses, and you're still pretending to be innocent!"

Hoshino's Beloved Dog spoke, a humanoid figure appeared behind him—it was the Stand user, Star Platinum!

"Time stop!"

He shouted, and the surroundings paled instantly. Ling Shen was frozen in place, staring at him with difficulty.

"Not only do you send us those rock-like videos every day to torture our ears and eyes—my ears, my Brain —but you also spam my feed with those bizarre memes and even write special episodes of this rock-like stuff to torment us!"

He recounted Ling Shen's sins, then manipulated the Star Platinum behind him to raise its fist and smash down.

Ora ora ora!

Countless fist shadows rained down like a storm, leaving Chen Jianshu with no choice but to resort to incantations, Limitless!

He folded and stretched countless spaces, skillfully deflecting all the fist shadows. The time freeze ended quickly, and he immediately created distance, saying:

"How could you say that! These videos, memes, and the special episodes I wrote may all be stones, but they are stones I Meticulous Care prepared for my fans, so they have a different meaning!"

"Shut up! That's sophistry! Today I will rid you of this scourge of Earth! Emperor Armor, combine!"

Hoshino's Beloved Dog roared, and a set of golden imperial armor covered his body before charging towards Ling Shen.

"Beta Capsule! God-Troller of Light!"

Seeing this, Ling Shen countered with a move of his own, a Beta Capsule appearing in his hand. He activated it, and in an instant, a giant shining with light appeared, and the two clashed once more.

The two exchanged countless blows again, and Ling Shen was once again knocked away, followed by the massive golden sword crashing down.

"100% Barehanded Blade Catch!"

Ling Shen used his special technique, clamping his hands together to successfully block the sword strike, and then let out a loud shout.

"I'm not a lolicon!"

Next, his nose shot up like a magic staff, directly knocking Hoshino's Beloved Dog back.

The latter's Emperor Armor disappeared, replaced by black clothes, a hood, and a mask. A heavy rain began to fall, and a sword appeared in his hand as he practiced swordsmanship in the rain.

Bird-Head Staff appeared in Ling Shen's hand, and a pink combat suit appeared on his body at the same time.

"You author, born evil and wicked! Today I will act on behalf of Heaven to bring about justice!"

"I've committed countless evils? There might even be people who enjoy watching! If you don't like it, you can leave!"

Ling Shen was knocked away again, her Magical Girl form deactivated, her left eye turned red, and six red tails grew from her back— Tokyo Ghoul!

Hoshino's Beloved Dog also deactivated its Jiahao Form and threw a punch. The fist, as if made of rubber, shot out a hundred meters away, but was blocked by Ling Shen's six red tails.

"Someone likes it? Don't be ridiculous, your writing is like stone! It's designed to irritate readers' eyes, how could anyone possibly like it!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a rubber battle axe slammed Ling Shen into the ground. A large sword appeared in Ling Shen's hand, and he unleashed Getsuga Tensho, bursting out of the ground.

Hoshino's Beloved Dog had already changed its appearance, its eyes turning blood red, and then a skeleton appeared, which instantly transformed into Susanoo.

Susanoo's greatsword slashed down instantly, Ling Shen immediately used his Godman Main Force Possession, transforming into a giant milk dragon, then burst into laughter, clutching his belly.

Private laughter, like sound waves, swept around them, Hoshino's Beloved Dog roared with eyes wide with rage:

"I will never forgive you! Die, Ling Shen!"

"I was just kidding with you, you're not really taking it seriously, are you? No way, no way?"

Hearing Ling Shen's response, Hoshino's Beloved Dog immediately laughed in anger, then roared hoarsely:

"Are you kidding me? Draft beer, please! I want to know, who suddenly Projection a picture of a Northeastern rain-themed woman's big feet onto my phone just as I was about to take off? It made me place my bet on her and I can't back down now."

"Six hundred and sixty-six, eating so well, don't you think Sister Yu from Northeast China has a certain charm?"

"You big idiot!"

Susanoo kicked the milk dragon away, and Ling Shen's figure flew back for thousands of meters, crashing through a mountain before finally stopping. Then, when he looked up, he saw a huge meteorite appear in the sky, hurtling towards him.

This is precisely the special technique used by Hoshino's Beloved Dog: Heavenly Obstruction Planet!

Ling Shen immediately changed his appearance, becoming bald, wearing a yellow combat suit, a red cloak, and a white cape. He soared into the sky and shattered the meteorite with a single punch.

Boom! A massive planet was easily shattered, Hoshino's Beloved Dog appeared, sporting a striking golden hairstyle—it was Super Saiyan.

"I've suffered for twenty years in Douyin and with my Kuaishou, all because you keep tagging me!"

"I only tagged you because I saw a really tense video!"

Hoshino's Beloved Dog kicked Ling Shen away, and the two fought from the sky to the ground, still venting their frustrations:

"You know perfectly well that I am the God-Trolling Hero! You've always known, but that old man Ling Yunge has always refused to admit it!"

Ling Shen, who was being trampled on the ground, kicked him away and then retorted:

"You're destined to be just a roadside nobody, how could you possibly be God-Trolling Hero? This isn't my fault!"

"It's not your fault? Heh..."

Upon hearing this, Hoshino's Beloved Dog burst into laughter in anger. It changed its form, a Gu worm appeared in its hand, and then it threw a punch.

Ling Shen also changed his form, and a large sword appeared in his hand—the Tessaiga.

"Wind's Wound!"

He roared and unleashed a golden wave of light that swept across the area. Hoshino's Beloved Dog shattered the wave with a single punch using its Strength Gu and then cursed angrily.

"Who gave you the right to tag me in the comments of those videos from the underworld? Who cut my internet connection just when I was about to take off, or posted those photos of Sister Yu from Northeast China giving out freebies?!"

Ling Shen was sent flying by a punch, crashing into a small hill again. Hoshino's Beloved Dog now had a watch on its arm, which was none other than GG Bond's Five-Spirit Lock.

Iron Tiger Heavy-Breaking Fist!

The opponent threw another punch, Ling Shen had no choice but to use his transformation as well, creating a White Tiger Ability Lock.

"Huo Yun Art!"

Rumble! The earth trembled once more, and Hoshino's Beloved Dog's questioning voice rang out again.

"I will never forgive you in this lifetime! You keep pushing those personal novels on me, like 'I Have Feelings for Zhao Wuji,' 'I Have Feelings for Luo Sanpao,' 'I Have Feelings for Chao Tianxiang,' and 'I Have Feelings for Xuan Zi.'"

I've developed feelings for Xiong Jun. I've developed feelings for Guang Long. I've developed feelings for Qian Lei. I've developed feelings for my group members. I've developed feelings for my readers.

I'm so angry! If you're going to recommend a book, at least recommend a good one! You said reading your recommendations wouldn't make your heart race, but what kind of garbage are these?! From now on, if I ever read another book recommended by you, I'm a dog!

Hoshino's Beloved Dog let out a loud shout, and then used the Kun Peng Treasure Art, which produced a huge Kun giant wearing suspenders, who then used the Iron Mountain Lean on Ling Shen.

Ling Shen could only reach into his four-dimensional crotch to pull out his Noble Phantasm, and then unleash the Unlimited Blade Works.

"I'm a worthless wretch!"

The next second, the world around them changed, leaving only Ling Shen and Hoshino's Beloved Dog. Then, a connection appeared, and they chanted a spell towards each other.

"You're Stinky Penguin! You're Stinky Penguin!"

"Roll!"

He kicked the Stinky Penguin away, then continued to berate it.

"Ling Shen! What I can't forgive you for is that you poured chili powder all over my cup (my drinking cup, not anything else)! You wanted to make me spicy chicken!"

"This... is indeed my fault. I apologize. To express my remorse, I will return the God-Trolling Secret Manual to you right now."

Ling Shen listened to the accusations, then handed over the God-Trolling Secret Manual. Upon seeing this, Hoshino's Beloved Dog frowned slightly and said:

What trick are you playing now?

"I didn't... I just didn't want to lose you as my sugar daddy. Can you forgive me? As an apology, I'll hand over the God-Trolling Secret Manual to you right now."

As he spoke, he handed over the God-Trolling Secret Manual. Seeing this, his beloved dog also became somewhat excited. As long as he obtained the God-Trolling Secret Manual, he could become the God-Trolling Hero.

"Seriously, if I read this God-Trolling Secret Manual, can I really become God-Trolling Hero?"

"Nobody knows, but supposedly you can even recognize the voices of internet trolls."

"Oh? That sounds cool."

"That's right, in Teyvat, only you can Cloud Genshin Impact, da da! I really want to Cloud Genshin Impact! You can even feel the gaze of the Honkai: Star Rail Aeon."

Wow!!

Upon hearing Ling Shen's introduction, Hoshino's Beloved Dog became so excited that it danced with joy:

Can I play Cloud Genshin Impact? Can I get four 648s in a row?

"Don't get excited, let's see what's inside."

"Okay!"

Hoshino's Beloved Dog took the God-Trolling Secret Manual, then slowly began to open God-Trolling Secret Manual. Suddenly, its eyes widened and it barked in terror.

"Ahh!"

"What's wrong?! What's wrong with this God-Trolling Secret Manual?"

Upon hearing this, Ling Shen immediately asked another question, and Hoshino's Beloved Dog, after looking at it several times, responded:

"It's Fort Tower."

"What?!"

"Shall I show you?"

"No, no! Fort Tower, get out!"

Hoshino's Beloved Dog was about to hand over the God-Trolling Secret Manual when Ling Shen quickly covered his eyes to indicate that he didn't want it. However, after a moment's pause, he suddenly snatched it and started reading.

"It's quite big... I really don't understand... but I respect that..."

Reader: What's wrong with this chapter?

Ling Shen activated: But... I feel very sacred.