A Super Leap Up the Family Tree

Wu Changkong and Wu Bingyu stared at each other, mainly because they didn't know what to say to each other for a moment.

Looking at the report in front of him, he repeatedly checked the authenticity of the paternity test, but the result left him speechless: the report was correct.

In other words, the tomboy with the blue and pink punk hairstyle that Chen Jianshu summoned was related to his daughter by blood, meaning... it was very likely also his daughter...

But no matter how hard he thought about it, he couldn't recall any relevant experience. That couldn't be right.

Since they are each other's daughters and the same age, the problem can only lie with the parents.

The two are the same age, which means that Long Bing is definitely fine, because Long Bing was pregnant with Bing Yu at the time, Wu Changkong also confirmed that Bing Yu was their only child.

Next comes the matter of family relationships. Wu Changkong is an only child, Long Bing is an only child. It can't be that their parents had a child out of wedlock, can it?

"Yu'er, I'm pretty sure that apart from Bing'er, I've never made any other moves with any other men. Let's go and confirm it again."

Wu Changkong first tried to calm his daughter down. To be honest, he also needed to calm himself down, but the most urgent thing now was to find the other party to confirm.

The two immediately set off for Chen Jianshu's dormitory. Chen Jianshu and Na'er, who were playing with lightning in the dormitory, suddenly heard a knock on the door. When they went to check, they found Wu Bingyu and Wu Changkong. They immediately asked:

"What's wrong, Teacher Wu? Bing Yu, what happened?"

"A Shu, could you please ask them to remove me from their blacklist? Thank you."

Wu Bingyu directly stated her purpose: she had been blocked and could not contact the other party, and Wu Changkong's friend request had not been accepted by the other party.

"Oh... okay."

Upon hearing this, he picked up his phone and sent a message to Haji Dong. The other party replied instantly. After explaining the situation, Wang Dong reluctantly removed the other party from his blacklist.

[Winter]: It's impossible for us, please don't bother me anymore.

From her perspective, Wu Bingyu was just a little fangirl who was infatuated with her good looks and had repeatedly bothered Chen Jianshu to bother her. So she chose to come up and directly state that the two of them were impossible, completely cutting off any thoughts the other might have.

To her surprise, the next second, the other party threw a document at her, which read "Paternity Test Report." She was completely dumbfounded when she saw it.

No way? Don't tell me you have my child. There's anything on the internet these days, all sorts of ridiculous things like having a child just from holding hands.

She glanced at it immediately and found that it contained a report from two sisters who were related, and at the same time, a message was sent from the other side.

[Asura]: Can we talk? I asked A Shu to get your hair for a paternity test, and it turns out we seem to be sisters.

Upon seeing the message, Wang Dong's mind went blank for a moment. For a split second, she was completely stunned, staring blankly at the other person's phone, as if she had lost her soul.

Her mind raced. She remembered that she had indeed been pregnant before, but it was all the other person's fault for only caring about their own pleasure and not taking any precautions.

Question: What does the story of the farmer and the snake teach us?

A: It's troublesome having snakes inside.

Analysis: A farmer put a hibernating snake in his clothes to keep it warm, but it bit him instead, so... snakes are a nuisance when they're inside.

A thought flashed through Wang Dong's mind: Could it be... really my descendant? That's my and A Shu's great-great-great-great-granddaughter... a great-great-granddaughter several generations removed?

But that shouldn't be happening! Ten thousand years have passed; the bloodline should have diluted considerably by now. There shouldn't be any signs of kinship remaining, right? Could it be a case of blood reversion and atavism?

My descendants have undergone layers of reverse bloodline regression and reached this level? So this girl is my... descendant?

A glint of wisdom flashed in Wang Dong's eyes. The more he thought about it, the more likely it seemed. He was immediately shocked. "Is this my descendant? I never expected it to be such a coincidence. I'd better put on the air of an ancestor."

Wang Dong immediately got up and sat on the bed, pondering how to appear more mature. He thought to himself, "I am the ancestor, I must put on an air of authority befitting an ancestor."

The two started chatting, discussing where to meet. Wu Bingyu and Wu Changkong planned to find each other again to confirm the issue of the paternity test.

They finally agreed to meet in the afternoon at the hospital. After their conversation, Wu Bingyu said goodbye.

"Alright, A Shu, thank you for your trouble. You guys continue, we won't bother you any longer."

After confirming their meeting, the Wu Family father and daughter left. Chen Jianshu and Na'er looked at each other, unsure of what to say.

What happened?

Na'er looked at the two people who came and went in a hurry with a puzzled expression, her eyes full of curiosity. What were they doing so mysteriously?

"I don't know, Na'er, let's continue."

Chen Jianshu shrugged, seemingly unsure of what to do. It seemed to be someone else's family matter, and he shouldn't interfere. But just then, a bunch of messages popped up on his phone. He glanced at them and saw that they were from Wang Dong.

The other person was spamming the chat, sending a bunch of pig-slaughtering knife emojis, basically saying that she was going out, so Chen Jianshu had no choice but to make up an excuse to send Na'er away.

"Na'er, I need to use the restroom."

"Oh oh."

He then hid in the bathroom and released the other person. Wang Dong had already packed his things and looked like an adorable little boy.

I have to go out for a bit, don't miss me~

Wang Dong winked at him. She was very happy to see her offspring. She immediately waved and jumped out of the bathroom window.

Chen Jianshu felt completely bewildered. What was going on? Why was everyone so busy?

Outside the Eastsea Academy, a black sedan slowly drove up and stopped at the academy gate. The license plate number was: Hai D?00001.

Hai represents coastal cities, D represents East, Haidong, or East China Sea, and I don't need to explain what the license plate number 00001 means, right?

Wang Dong jogged to the school gate, opened the car door without hesitation, and got in. There were two people inside.

One was a purple-haired woman, none other than the driver Zi JI, a three-hundred-thousand-year-old Four-Word Battle Armor Master Ferocious Beast. The other figure was the most familiar one, Di Tian, who was undoubtedly the living top-tier figure under the gods on the current continent.

"Senior Di Tian, it's been a long time."

Wang Dong greeted him, and Di Tian nodded slightly. The vehicle slowly drove towards the Spirit Pagoda, and the tall, composed figure inside spoke calmly.

"It seems you still remember."

"Well, I'll have to trouble Senior Di Tian to take care of him from now on. It seems like A Shu doesn't remember anything..."

A thought flashed through Wang Dong's mind: the other party seemed to have forgotten everything, so it didn't matter; they could start over. This time, she protected A Shu, and the other party nodded in response.

"Of course, welcome back."

Di Tian glanced at Wang Dong; he hadn't expected to reunite with his old friend after ten thousand years.

He thought he would lose his memory and forget them like that guy, but unexpectedly, the other party still remembered him.

Who knows how interesting Di Tian's expression was when he suddenly saw an offline being who had been offline for ten thousand years log in and send him a message of greetings from his Douyin friend list.

"Senior Di Tian, please take me to the Eastsea People's Hospital. I want to see my descendants."

Wang Dong mentioned the destination, and when he heard about the descendants, Di Tian didn't think much of it; their child was the third-generation master of the Spirit Pagoda.

After the First Generation Spirit Transmission Douluo passed away, the second generation Tower Master Fengxiao Douluo, chose to raise their child, but unfortunately, fate did not grant their wish.

As his friends who had co-founded the Spirit Pagoda with him passed away one by one, he felt a strange unease. After all, that little guy was his first disciple, and he eventually died of old age.

The black sedan drove towards Eastsea People's Hospital. Di Tian used his Divine Sense to create some disguise, and the two of them got out of the car together, making it seem as if the surrounding pedestrians couldn't see them.

Soon, Di Tian's gaze fell on a father and daughter, especially the figure in blue. He remembered... this kid seemed to have received guidance from the Snow Empress when he was young.

He later went to Shrek as an undercover agent. Shrek and Tang Sect both had spies infiltrated by the Spirit Pagoda naturally also had spies from other forces.

That's quite normal. Big powers always have a few spies. He remembered... this kid is quite promising, he's even become the heir to the Sea God Pavilion. He'll give Shrek a good thrashing and then recall him.

As for whether an undercover agent will betray you? You're overthinking it. You don't actually believe Shrek and the Tang Sect will get along well, do you?

On Shrek and Tang Sect's side, you have to buy everything with contribution points. They only do some brainwashing work, and they don't give you any benefits whatsoever.

The main problem was that there were a few people from the Shrek Academy who were dragging their feet. For example, after forcibly breaking into the Spirit Pagoda and slapping Qiangu Dieting, he was kicked back to Shrek by the Soul-Calming Douluo Light and Dark Douluo two moves.

Long Yeyue had always held a grudge against those two kicks, so she would cause trouble during the Sea God Pavilion Meetings. For example, when Yun Ming decided to distribute more cultivation resources, she voiced her opposition.

After all, there have been several instances where students absconded with the cultivation resources after Shrek distributed them. The most egregious case involved an elder absconding with two Hundred Thousand Year Soul Bones, along with three others who were forcibly left at Shrek Academy as Ten-Thousand-Year Soul Spirits, before returning to the Spirit Pagoda.

Shrek Academy survives on Shrek City's tax revenue and the Tang Sect's arms sales, and also earns income by stealing Federation fighter jets, but most of the time it's a miserable existence.

After all, Shrek City is right across from Spirit Transmission City. Every time Shrek has its final exams, students from the Star Dou Spirit Transmission Academy would camp out there, making it feel almost like a battle, which is quite abstract.

Furthermore, Di Tian had considered destroying the academy several times, but he was always wary of the Divine Sense within the Shrek Academy, which is why he didn't take action.

But now... it seems that Shrek Academy's destruction is not far off, just like that person who completed Douluo Continent in a week back then.

Just as Di Tian was deep in thought, Wang Dong looked at the message on his phone and walked towards Wu Bingyu.

"Are you Asura?"

Wang Dong waved to greet her, while simultaneously sizing up the girl opposite him, noticing that she did indeed resemble him somewhat.

"Yes, yes, it's me!"

Wu Bingyu was stunned for a moment. Why did someone suddenly appear? Wu Changkong sensed something was wrong, looked up, and saw the burly figure slowly walking towards them.

Wu Changkong immediately spread his Spiritual Power to isolate this area, and then respectfully bowed to the figure in Black-and-Gold Robes in front of him.

"Greetings, Tower Master Di Tian."

"Your Majesty! Greetings, Tower Master Di Tian..."

Upon hearing the way her father was addressed, Wu Bingyu immediately looked up and noticed the figure not far behind Wang Dong. The person's face was as distinctive as that of an international top star.

He froze instantly, quickly bowed, and the other person simply nodded without saying anything.

"Um, could you explain the paternity test matter again?"

Wang Dong Dongyang showed the message on his phone, curious about its contents, while Wu Bingyu explained. In the end, the group conducted another paternity test.

This time, the Spirit Pagoda, and the results came out in just five minutes. The final result completely surprised Wu Bingyu Glasses.

This tomboy was related to her, but had no blood relation to her father. For a moment, she felt like her mind couldn't process it all.

"What's going on... Why are you related to me by blood, but not to my father?"

Her eyes were filled with confusion; this had suddenly touched upon a blind spot in her knowledge. Wang Dong, hands on his hips, puffed out his unremarkable chest and said:

"Let me explain, I am actually your ancestor!"

"Ancestor..."

Hearing the explanation, Wu Bingyu felt as if her cerebellum had atrophied. Wu Changkong glanced at the other person's signature pink and blue hair. Although he was dressed as a man, the fact that the Tower Master Di Tian would personally escort him... was probably only possible for...

"That's right, I am your ancestor, Winter Butterfly Douluo. Your bloodline is connected to mine because of the reversal of bloodline and ancestral transmission. This also explains why I don't have a bloodline connection with your parents, but I do with you."

Wang Dong stopped hiding and directly removed his disguise. According to Senior Di Tian, this family were all members of their Spirit Pagoda.

Her father, Wu Changkong, was a student of Snow Empress and a spy sent by the Spirit Pagoda Shrek. Her mother, Long Bing, was an assassin trained by the Spirit Pagoda's Shadow Division. The whole family was loyal and trustworthy.

With a flash of white light, the original pink and blue-haired boy transformed into a little girl who looked remarkably similar to Wu Bingyu when they stood together, exuding an unprecedented sense of familiarity.

"You... are you really my ancestor?"

Wu Bingyu Glasses. Wasn't Winter Butterfly Douluo a figure from ten thousand years ago? A character from history books was actually appearing before her eyes? Was this for real?

"Not bad, young man. Let me see your Martial Soul."

Wang Dong'er put her hands behind her back, adopting an old-fashioned posture, and gestured for the other party to summon their Martial Soul. Wu Bingyu was stunned for a moment, but also chose to summon her Martial Soul.

As a White Peacock appeared, a murderous aura of Asura swept over her, causing her to frown immediately. This aura... isn't it the Asura Power that was meant to kill me? According to A Shu, she has many powerful bloodlines within her, including this one.

He immediately took out his phone and sent a message.

[Winter]: A Shu, lend me the Asura Demon Sword!

As the message was relayed, Wang Dong'er raised her hand, and the next second, an endless killing intent swept through the entire lounge. Fortunately, Di Tian and Wu Changkong isolated this killing intent.

Upon seeing the Asura Demon Sword Asura White Peacock immediately showed signs of affection and submission. After receiving confirmation from her biological father, Wu Bingyu also confirmed that the person before her was indeed her ancestor.

Super seniority!

P. S.: The first two chapters of August 5th will be combined into one large chapter.