Spring of Drowned Girls

Daylight broke.

The person who didn't sleep a wink last night was... Tang San!

When Wang Dong'er opened her eyes in the dormitory, Shen Yichen was still fast asleep.

One hand was inside his clothes, while the other was wrapped around his slender waist.

His heart started pounding again, and he could probably feel the life force of his heartbeat clearly in his palm.

Wang Dong'er helplessly pulled Shen Yichen's hand out of her clothes, then turned around to face Shen Yichen.

Last night, whatever the reason, I've fallen for him.

I must have lost my mind.

But, for some reason, when Shen Yichen seriously assigned him some ridiculous tasks, besides the incomprehension, his mind was also filled with... other emotions?

She didn't quite understand what that kind of feeling was.

But... it's definitely not resistance.

To be honest, last night it was a case of mutual attraction and reluctance, but ultimately a compromise.

But after last night's experience, she was no longer worried about the 'threat' from Tang San. That bastard Shen Yichen, besides making her furious, also brought her a great sense of security.

Lifting a strand of hair, Wang Dong'er gently brushed it across his face.

Suddenly, Shen Yichen's eyelashes trembled, and his bewildered eyes opened.

"Stop fooling around~" After saying that, Shen Yichen wanted to close his eyes again and take a nap.

Didn't you say you were going to take me to meet your friends?

"Hmm..."

Shen Yichen threw back the covers. "Alright, alright, I do have important business to attend to today."

"Sigh, I really don't know how you, who sleeps in late every day, managed to reach level sixty at this age!"

Shen Yichen: "..."

Thinking back on the past five years, Shen Yichen felt a pang of sadness.

Although sleeping with Sister Lexuan is a perk, it's much more comfortable than sleeping with Wang Dong'er.

But... Sister Lexuan is really strict. No sleeping if you don't cultivate!

Even when sleeping with Qiu'er, she still had to make sure she completed her daily cultivation tasks.

I haven't had a good night's sleep in a long time.

"Who am I going to see today?" Wang Dong'er asked, biting her hair tie and combing her hair. "Do I need to pretend to be a man?"

"No need!"

"So how will you introduce me to your friends? Your roommate? Your female roommate?"

"Is that not allowed?"

I am a member of the Shrek Dragon clan. If I say yes, who dares to utter a single word of objection?

"I'm going to see Xue'er today and Xue'er to help Sister Xiaotao suppress her Evil Fire."

"Ma Xiaotao?"

Wang Dong'er has been in the group chat for five or six years, and knows most of the people and things there.

Who is Xue'er?

Shen Yixue.

Wang Dong'er suddenly raised her head, her voice rising two octaves, "Snow Empress?"

The Continental Elite Soul Master Tournament hasn't even started yet, and you've already hooked up with the Snow Empress?

"Hmm..." Shen Yichen nodded somewhat perfunctorily.

My mind was completely absorbed in the Diary...

Good morning, Shrek City!

What should I do today?

[Speaking of which, who was the name I mentioned the most yesterday? It should have been Ning Tian, right?]

[Young Master Ning Tian, are you the Copy Holder? What reward did you receive?]

Shen Yichen's lips curled into a smile.

He already knew whether Ning Tian was the Copy Holder.

Yesterday, the reward I received was called 'Mother's Drowning Spring Water'.

If you pour it on someone, it will give them a new physical condition.

It turns into a female when exposed to cold water, and into a male when irrigated with hot water.

If Ning Tian got this reward, wouldn't he be ecstatic?

--

As it turns out, Ning Tian has indeed become halfway to the dark side.

Looking at the spring water in the small bottle, it's clear why it didn't immediately turn black.

Because... this thing isn't just for personal use!

Anyone who dares to laugh at their Qiankun Asking Love Valley and Destiny will taste the power of the Mother's Drowning Spring!

"Heh, hehe..."

Ning Tian smiled sinisterly.

"Young Master?" Wu Feng felt that ever since he came to the Shrek Academy, the young master seemed to be possessed by something unclean, and would laugh from time to time, which was creepy.

[Great Sage Equal to Heaven: Hey? I have a plan to find out if Ning Tian is in the group chat!]

[Xiao Qi: Explain in detail.]

Just one night later, Shen Yichen and Wang Dong'er's conversations took on a more harmonious, marital tone.

[Great Sage Equal to Heaven: Yesterday, besides Ning Tian, who was the second most mentioned person? Ask that person if they received a reward, and we'll know if Ning Tian is in the group.]

Ning Tian's sinister smile froze instantly.

How can Shen Yichen be so dirty!

Is he even human?

Ning Tian subconsciously flipped through yesterday's diary, trying to find whose name was second in the list besides her own. (PS: I'll go check the earlier entries too.)

Wu Feng, Ning Rongrong, Ning Fengzhi, Tang San.

Wu Feng didn't have Diary, and neither did Ning Rongrong, Ning Fengzhi, or Tang San.

Then... there's also the Sky Azure Bull Python and the Titan Giant Ape, they... probably wouldn't have Diary either.

In other words... of all the people mentioned yesterday, only I have Diary. As long as I firmly refuse to mention that I received a reward, then... no one will know I'm in the group!

[The hope of the whole village: If you put it that way, if the second-place winner announces the prize, wouldn't their identity be exposed?]

Ning Tian mustered his courage and made Shen Yichen feel uncomfortable.

Hmph, this Mother's Drowning Spring isn't entirely unusable for Shen Yichen!

[The Great Sage Equal to Heaven: That makes sense.]

Shen Yichen blinked suspiciously, "Xiao Wang, do you think Ning Tian is the hope of the whole village?"

Xiao Wang?

Wang Dong'er, with a sour face, said, "I don't know!"

[The hope of the whole village: And... how can you be so dirty-minded? What good does it do you to expose the identities of the group members?!]

The internet gave Ning Tian the courage to speak out boldly.

Even though she desperately wanted to be near Shen Yichen, online, where her identity was kept secret, she dared to give orders!

However...

My courage had just been mustered.

[The Great Sage Equal to Heaven: Oh ho, now that you know who I am, you still dare to talk to me like that?]

[The Great Sage Equal to Heaven: Do you even know what Shrek Celestial Dragons are?! Do you even know what the underworld is?!]

[The hope of the whole village:...]

Shen Yichen is now 90% confident that Ning Tian is the hope of the entire village!

Although there's no evidence, do the Shrek Celestial Dragons need evidence to act? They'll act first and report later—it's with the Sea God's permission!

My boss is Sea God Tang San. If you have the guts, go and reason with him.

[Great Sage Equal to Heaven: Brothers, I have an announcement to make. Starting today, I'm also looking for group members. The punishment for the Diary shouldn't just be me Di Tian suffering, right?]

[Black Dragon:...]

[The Great Sage Equal to Heaven: Hey, Di Tian, you're awake?]

Di Tian's lips twitched. Even though the blow wasn't aimed directly at him, the aftershock had left him unconscious for several days.

Afterwards, he asked his master. That staff was aimed at the Douluo Continent landmass. If the gods of the Divine Realm and his master hadn't intervened, that single staff strike could have sunk most of the Douluo Continent.

That Shen Yichen is ruthless!

If I had known he was also a member of the group, I definitely wouldn't have been so arrogant!