This Trait Was the Ultimate Fantasy of Every Corporate Drone
Lu Ping looked at the simulation start screen and clicked "Yes".
The light screen distorted, and the familiar white background with black text cascaded down like a waterfall.
[Simulation begins.]
[You are Lu Ping, eighteen years old, Grand Supreme Elder the Greenwood Sect, Nascent Soul Early Stage.]
[KPI reward received, draw KPI reward...]
[KPI rewards are being generated...]
[Congratulations on obtaining the Trait: Work Experience (Grade A) -- As long as you're employed, your experience will continuously increase. After all, ten years on-site projects and ten years slacking off in the office are both ten years of Work Experience, right? (Young man, it's just as you think; your experience will automatically increase over time.)]
[Current Equipment (18/19): Heavy Tomato User / I'm the Client Salty Fish Reverse Engineering...]
[Change/equip Trait? (Trait must be equipped if not full.)]
Lu Ping stared at the newly created Grade A Trait, momentarily lost in thought.
He even felt that his friendship with the system might have surpassed that of family.
[Work Experience] Isn't this effect a bit too outrageous?
As long as you are employed, your cultivation level will increase automatically.
Although I slacked off for ten years on Blue Star, it does indeed count as ten years of Work Experience on my resume.
After the initial excitement, Lu Ping realized why such a powerful Trait was only Grade A.
For a normal cultivator, once the Golden Core Formation, it operates on its own, allowing it to slowly absorb and exhale the Heaven and Earth Spiritual Qi, and its cultivation level increases constantly.
Upon reaching the Nascent Soul Realm, the Nascent Soul is in complete harmony with heaven and earth, and its cultivation level increases to a level that is no weaker than that of the Golden Core.
From this perspective, [Work Experience] seems to simply quantify and stabilize this process to some extent.
The problem is, this world is different.
The Heaven and Earth Spiritual Qi gradually decreases from the Upper Domain to the Central Region and the Border Region.
For Golden Core cultivators, the concentration of Spiritual Qi in the Border Region is almost like a vacuum.
There is absolutely no possibility of "automatic growth".
Cultivators must rely on a vast amount of Spirit Stones and Pills to increase their cultivation level.
[Work Experience], on the other hand, ignores the context.
So, this Trait is essentially saying that everyone's cultivation speed is reduced by ten thousand times, while mine remains unchanged?
System, you're so thoughtful!
However, we still need to test how much difference there is between the daily passive increase and the active cultivation.
Then came the exciting moment: Trait combination!
Lu Ping opened the Trait database, which contained ninety-three D-level Trait.
[You begin filtering the Trait.]
[You contributed ninety D-level Trait, including Weekly Report Literature, Meeting Minutes, Printer Paper Jams, Team Building, Afternoon Tea, etc.]
[Trait being synthesized...]
[Congratulations on obtaining the Trait: Countless Films Watched (Level C) -- While Overtime at night, you watched a lot of short films and learned a lot of things you'd never practiced before. (This seems like a rather unconventional Trait.)]
Lu Ping was truly shocked when he saw this Trait.
Previous Friend of Women," "Workwear Thug," and "Office Romance," while not entirely wrong, were at least somewhat useful.
So, this Countless Films Watched... nakedly...
Lu Ping quickly added this Trait to the Trait.
[Congratulations on obtaining the Trait: Air-Conditioning Culture (Level C) -- In the sweltering summer, the boss is wrapped in a blanket with the air conditioning on, while employees are sweating profusely to meet deadlines. The temperature difference equals the class difference. (Young man, match your class!)]
Upon seeing this Trait, Lu Ping's resentment surged from Blue Star, almost overwhelming even [Salty Fish ].
In a large office with over twenty workstations, the air conditioning temperature cannot be lower than 27°C in the summer.
Then, in the boss's office all to himself...
No, Lu Ping is now Grand Supreme Elder; he's the one who's wrapped in a blanket and enjoying the air conditioning.
[Congratulations on obtaining the Trait: Heatstroke Prevention and Cooling (Level C) -- In summer, you can receive one cold drink every day. It's mainly large white ice. Sometimes it might be a mung bean popsicle.]
Ten D-grade items can be exchanged for one C-grade item.
Ninety D-grade items were combined to create nine C-grade items.
The Trait originally contained seventeen C-level entries; with these nine new ones, the total has reached twenty-six.
Fifteen C-grade items can be combined to form one B-grade item.
They've become wealthy.
Lu Ping continued selecting C-level Trait, preparing to synthesize them.
After glancing at the Trait "[Countless Films Watched]", Lu Ping quietly skipped over it.
[You selected fifteen C-level Trait to synthesize.]
[You've invested in Paid Pooping, Housing Provident Fund, Perfect Attendance Bonus, and Second-Party Mindset...]
[Trait being synthesized...]
[Congratulations on obtaining the Trait: Passive Income (Level B) -- You don't need to work continuously; even while you sleep, a small amount of income is automatically generated.]
Lu Ping stared at the Trait, his breath catching in his throat for a moment.
Earn money after you sleep!
These four words carry the weight of Great Dao pronouncement or the radiant glow of ascension for any office worker who has experienced the "blessing" of the 996 work schedule!
This is the ultimate fantasy of every overworked office worker!
System, you call yourself an office survival system, but you don't understand the hearts of cattle and horses at all.
Isn't Tom's skill definitely an SSS-level divine skill?!
Lu Ping suppressed his inner elation and, without hesitation, equipped the newly acquired B-Rank Trait into the last empty slot.
Then, Lu Ping replaced "Passing the Buck" with "Work Experience".
Nineteen Trait Slots, fully equipped.
[Current Equipment Trait (19/19):]
S-level *4: Heavy Tomato User / Salty Fish User/ I'm the Client / Reverse Engineering
Grade A *8: I’ll Make Three Points: / Early Leave / Artisan Spirit / Cost Reduction and Efficiency Improvement / Friend of Women / Quality Sleep / Bully at Home / Work Experience
Grade B*7: Workaholic / I Love Working / Overtime / Flattery / Passive Income / Workwear Thug / Office Romance]
[You have begun testing the Trait of two new equipment items.]
[After you killed Han Changqing, you seized over 23,000 Low-Grade Spirit Stones.]
[This amount of assets, even among Nascent Soul cultivators, would still earn them the title of the poorest Nascent Soul True Lord.]
[You begin your cultivation.]
[You've confirmed it. With your current Nascent Soul Early Stage cultivation, the maximum number of Low-Grade Spirit Stones you can absorb per day is approximately two hundred.]
[If one doesn't sleep and relies solely on absorbing Spirit Stones, it would take approximately sixty years to advance to the Nascent Soul Middle Stage.]
[The "Work Experience" Trait passively grants you approximately fifty Low-Grade Spirit Stone Spiritual Power stones per day.]
[This is about a quarter of what you actively cultivated.]
[Total cultivation time reduced by fifteen years.]
[You felt no reaction, and even found it quite reasonable.]
After all, how can the experience of slacking off at work compare to the experience of the "blessing" of working 996?
[As for the other Trait, you won't get the result until noon the following day.]
[Passive Income, effective...]