Awakening the Office Survival Simulator in the Cultivation World
Chapter 48

Villains Die Because They Talk Too Much

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[After hearing your words, the middle-aged man raised his right hand, and the lead crow hopped from his shoulder onto his wrist.]

[It pecked at his flesh.]

[The middle-aged man let it peck until he bled.]

["The Qingyang Central Region? That's an even worse place where people are eaten bones and all!"]

["The major sects monopolize Pill Formulas, Spirit Blanks, and cave abodes."]

["Once a Rogue Cultivator struggles all the way to Foundation Establishment Perfection, he has to beg for a Yellow Fang Pill to break through. But there's no getting one, so he can only wait for death."]

[You asked, puzzled,]

["Life in the Qingyang Central Region may be hard, but if you stay here in the Qingling Border Region, is there any hope of advancing?"]

[The middle-aged man fed the blood from his wrist to the fire crow.]

["Hmph. How would sect disciples like you know how long and arduous the Great Dao is?"]

["With you four added in, I've finally gathered enough for my Blood-Congealing Five-Elements Pill."]

["With that pill, I can form a False Core."]

["Although a False Core is inferior to a Golden Core and locks me at that realm, it can extend my life by fifty years."]

[He paused, his gaze sweeping over the two of you.]

["And that lord has already promised that as long as I form a False Core, he can use the Bloodline Reversal Great Art to turn me into a Demon Cultivator."]

["I won't have to buy Spirit Blanks or be a dog for a sect anymore!"]

[Options appeared.]

[A: Keep fishing for information and ask who that lord was.]

[B: Immediately detonate the Spirit-Eroding Powder and strike first.]

[C: Suggest he run a background check before changing professions, so he doesn't fall for a Demon Cultivator training loan.]

Lu Ping hadn't expected to get so much information out of a Rogue Cultivator like this.

He felt that he really did need to get out more often.

In the previous five-year simulation, he hadn't even left the Greenwood Sect. How could he have encountered a plot like this?

Lu Ping chose A.

[You chose A.]

[You spoke in a low voice.]

["That lord can turn you into a Demon Cultivator, senior. His origins must be extraordinary."]

[The middle-aged man raised a hand and pressed it down.]

[The remaining fire crows stopped in midair, and the lead crow let out a short, low cry from his wrist.]

[He enjoyed being held in such high regard.]

["A little insect from the border region thinks he's worthy of asking that lord's name?"]

["But you're about to die. A dead man can hear a little more."]

["That lord comes from the south. Once the Azure Dragon Upper Domain falls into chaos, sect disciples like you will all become meat."]

[Your heart sank.]

[The south? That was the Myriad Demon Domain.]

[The Azure Dragon Upper Domain falling into chaos?]

[You sensed a massive conspiracy unfolding.]

[The middle-aged man finally raised the fire ring.]

[The lead crow spread its wings and rose from his wrist, hovering in midair once more.]

[The remaining fire crows gathered behind it again. Though fewer in number, their formation held.]

["You two, it's time to enter the furnace."]

[Options appeared.]

[A: Detonate the Spirit-Eroding Powder and attack with everything you've got.]

[B: Pass the trouble to the monk and let him take the attack head-on.]

[C: Kneel and apply for the position of pill-refining assistant, demanding five insurances, a housing fund, and room and board.]

If he passed the buck now, he really would become an ingredient.

Lu Ping chose A.

[You chose A.]

[You sent out several bursts of spiritual power, and the Spirit-Eroding Powder in the cave exploded all at once.]

[Heavy Tomato User took effect.]

[Even Han Changqing at Foundation Establishment Perfection couldn't withstand the Spirit-Eroding Powder, so naturally, neither could the humans and demons in the cavern.]

[The fire crows' spiritual power was partially eroded, and they all sank lower in the air.]

[The lead crow shrieked as it tried to steady the formation, but even the flames on its own wings dimmed somewhat.]

[Even the monk was poisoned.]

[He had just raised his golden alms bowl when his spiritual power faltered.]

[First, he cursed.]

[Then he saw the fire crows sinking in unison and forcibly swallowed his second curse.]

["Fellow Daoist, why did you poison this poor monk too?"]

[Without explaining, you flicked him a low-grade Detoxification Pill with a backhanded toss.]

["It's cheap. Make do with it."]

[The monk caught the pill, glanced at it, and swallowed it on the spot.]

[The monk sent his golden alms bowl flying and charged at the middle-aged man.]

[Anger appeared on the middle-aged man's face, and he shouted,]

["When did you lay the poison?"]

[You ignored him. Villains died because they talked too much. You weren't a villain.]

[With the Spirit-Eroding Powder in the air, everyone's cultivation realm had dropped, while you remained unaffected.]

[Thousand-Hand Guanyin, activate. Forty-eight flying knives shot out at once.]

[Forty-eight knives were certainly not a thousand hands.]

[But in this cave, they were enough.]

[Carrying spiritual power and poison, the flying knives blocked the middle-aged man's escape routes on both sides.]

[The lead crow suddenly swooped in from the side, striking repeatedly with both claws and blocking four flying knives for the middle-aged man.]

[The flying knives lodged in its body, and it shrieked shrilly, stubbornly refusing to retreat.]

[The monk smashed the golden alms bowl down from the front.]

[The middle-aged man roared, and the fire rings all exploded, shaking the entire cavern.]

[The monk was pushed back by the fireballs and slammed into the stone wall, losing consciousness on the spot.]

[Most of your flying knives were blasted away; most of them were even shattered.]

[The lead crow was caught in the red flames and sent spinning into the cavern wall, the fire on its wings nearly extinguished.]

[A force of fire struck you in the chest, and the taste of blood immediately welled up in your throat. You took out a handful of Rejuvenation Pills and swallowed them.]

[The medicinal power burst through your body. Facing the fire rings, you raised your hand and struck with Red Fire Finger.]

[The finger strike hit the lead crow.]

[Panic appeared in the middle-aged man's eyes. He reached out to protect it, but it was already too late.]

[Half the lead crow's body exploded, and it fell to the ground.]

[The middle-aged man's Crow-Control Technique was completely severed.]

[The few remaining fire crows, bereft of direction, flew aimlessly around the cave. Some even crashed headfirst into the stone walls.]

[The middle-aged man finally panicked.]

[He tried to use the fire rings to forcibly gather the fire crows.]

[But the flock had first been suppressed by the Spirit-Eroding Powder and then lost its lead crow. They gave no response to the fire rings' commands.]

[You sent out the last six flying knives at once.]

[Two pierced his throat, two entered his chest, and two lodged in the middle-aged man's Dantian.]

[The middle-aged man fell to his knees, poisonous gas rising from his entire body.]

[You walked over and finished him off with another Red Fire Finger. Firelight engulfed his corpse.]

[You easily killed the remaining fire crows.]

[The monk lay by the stone wall, still breathing.]

[After confirming he wouldn't die anytime soon, you paid him no further attention.]

[The cave suddenly fell quiet, the corpses of fire crows carpeting the floor.]

[You sat down cross-legged and used the Method Formula in the Fire Crow Technique to begin refining the lead crow's soul on the spot.]

[Tame the soul, erase its spirit, and bring it into the Dantian.]

[Half an hour later, the first Fire Crow Seed had barely taken shape.]

[You finally confirmed that the Fire Crow Technique really was a fragment from High Antiquity.]

[But it was one hell of a trap.]

[Fire Crow Seeds needed constant feeding.]

[Sun True Fire, Nine Netherworld Fire, Earth Core Fire—all kinds of spirit fire would do.]

[Only one thought remained in your mind.]

[This isn't raising a bird. It's dealing with a client.]

[When the monk woke up, you were searching the middle-aged man's Storage Ring.]

[He first looked at his two companions on the ground.]

[Then he pushed himself to his feet, walked over, and performed rites to deliver their souls.]

[He chanted quickly, as though he were in a hurry.]

[When he finished, he looked at you.]

["Thank you, fellow Daoist, for saving my life."]

[You divided the contents of the Storage Ring into two piles, then said calmly,]

["There's no need to thank me for saving your life. Isn't it time you told me about the secret realm?"]

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