Awakening the Office Survival Simulator in the Cultivation World
Chapter 89

The Cultivation World Has No Use for Social Graces

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[Age 42, 24 years of service]

[Trait being generated...]

[Congratulations on obtaining the Trait: Drinking Table Culture (Level B) -- In social drinking situations, each toast increases the other person's favorability towards you, even if they are of a much higher status than you. They will lower their guard and easily agree to your requests.]

Should we replace it?

Lu Ping stared at the Trait, completely dumbfounded.

Grade B.

He felt his luck was turning around.

Last year, I provided after-sales service to Salty Fish -hand marketplace platform), and received a "I Love Working" rating of B.

I'll give it a B grade again this year.

Dear System, please forgive my previous disrespect.

However, the conditions for using this "Drinking Table Culture" are too strict.

Want to have a drink with Nascent Soul monster?

That depends on whether cultivators like the Household Ancestor Zhao will give him a chance.

Lu Ping reluctantly refused to change it.

[You choose not to change.]

[One year later, the amount of ore submitted by the Mining Hall was 20% higher than before the reforms.]

[The number of times the alchemy furnace exploded in the Alchemy Hall decreased by 30%.]

[The number of disciples from the Miscellaneous Affairs Hall who absconded has been reduced to zero.]

[The first thing low-ranking disciples do after receiving their monthly stipend isn't to slack off, but to buy Qi-Congealing Pills.]

They knew better than anyone that cultivation level was the only true qualification.

[But in the past, even the money to buy a work badge had to be borrowed from the sect.]

A Crow perched on a beam in the alchemy hall, watching several Qi Refining disciples line up to receive their Pills.

[One of the female disciples carefully placed two Qi-Congealing Pills into her cloth bag.]

[Before she left, she bowed to Qian Dafu.]

"Elder Qian, we don't need to borrow money this month."

Qian Dafu paused for a moment.

[He is now the true person in charge of the Alchemy Hall.]

[But the phrase "No need to borrow money this month" carries more weight than any compliment.]

[The lower-ranking disciples truly rely on Spirit Stones, not just because they are poor.]

[Furthermore, consuming too many Low-Grade Pills can lead to the accumulation of Pill Poison.]

The Pills for clearing Pill Poison is even blacker than the Pill Poison itself.

[Therefore, you began developing the Meridian-Clearing Pill.]

[Meridian-Clearing Pill is not a high-end product.]

[It can only help Qi Refining disciples clear a small amount of Pill Poison and unblock their meridians.]

But it's cheap enough.

[Options pop up.]

[A: List the Meridian-Clearing Pill as an internal benefit of the Greenwood Sect, and use it discreetly first.]

[B: Sell openly, using low prices to bankrupt surrounding Pills.]

[C: Introducing a member-only version of the Meridian-Clearing Pill, starting at 9.9 yuan for the first month, with automatic deduction of Spirit Stones upon renewal.]

Lu Ping directly chose A.

Only option B aligns with the profit logic of cultivation-based capitalism.

But what Lu Ping wanted wasn't to earn a few more Spirit Stones.

What he wants is the Greenwood Sect as a machine, instead of relying on grinding down the lower-level disciples to keep it running.

In my past life, the company treated new employees like disposable resources, leaving behind only seasoned veterans who knew how to shift blame.

[You chose A.]

[The Meridian-Clearing Pill will first be tested within the Greenwood Sect.]

[The first batch of thirty Qi Refining disciples took the Meridian-Clearing Pill.]

[Three days later, the blockages in the meridians of the twenty-one people were reduced.]

Three months later, all five broke through to the minor realm.

[The Meridian-Clearing Pills were secretly distributed within the Greenwood Sect, given only as a hidden reward to its disciples.]

[The average cultivation speed of Qi Refining disciples has increased.]

The number of people with overdue loans on Zongmen Loans has decreased.

[Disciple mortality rate decreased.]

[The bad debts in the Greenwood Sect's ledgers began to decrease little by little.]

[Age 43, 25 years of service.]

[Trait being generated...]

[Congratulations on obtaining the Trait: Excel Proficiency (Level D) -- Ability to quickly analyze massive amounts of accounts, data, and task information, accurately identifying loopholes and opportunities for manipulation.]

Should we replace it?

PPT Mastery, Word King, now let's talk about Excel proficiency.

Looking at himself finally having collected the three essential items for working people, Lu Ping felt a chill run down his spine.

The shadow of his former office seemed to have returned.

"Don't come any closer!"

[You choose not to change.]

[The wound in your Dantian has been suppressed to a minimum.]

[Current methods seem insufficient to completely eradicate it.]

[You didn't get discouraged; instead, you focused more of your energy on other Cultivation Method.]

[The Southern Bright Li Fire Scripture has also been cultivated to the second level.]

[After you cultivated the Azure Origin Dao Canon, your understanding naturally improved as well.]

[This Cultivation Method, obtained from the Storage Ring of Han Changqing was in the Foundation Establishment Realm, is surprisingly of a very high grade.]

[Like the Azure Origin Dao Canon, it is a top-grade Cultivation Method.]

[The Southern Bright Separation Fire has endless uses.]

[Making a fire, feeding the birds, hitting people.]

[This year, you finally raised the Black-Feather Fire Crow to the Foundation Establishment Realm.]

[After reaching the Foundation Establishment, the Black-Feather Fire Crow was no longer just a Scout.]

[In the entire Greenwood Sect, there are very few who can withstand a single blow from it.]

[This is Crow-Crow I've raised for twenty-three years; it now possesses a high level of intelligence.]

[It can operate on its own even without your command.]

[You feel like you've finally raised a helpless little one into a graduate, ready to go out and earn money for you.]

[Although, in essence, it is still a clone of your Divine Sense.]

[Age 44, 26 years of service.]

[Trait being generated...]

[Congratulations on obtaining the Trait: Workplace Old Hand (Level C) -- Always manages to avoid the dirty, tiring, and dangerous tasks within the organization, and is more likely to snag easy, high-paying jobs. However, being a veteran can be a turn-off and lead to poor interpersonal relationships.]

Should we replace it?

Wow, that's the same Trait that corresponds to the Workplace People-Pleaser.

In the world of cultivation, human relationships and social niceties are disregarded.

Moreover, Lu Ping himself is now the Sect Master.

[You choose not to change.]

[You have finally reached the Foundation Establishment Perfection.]

[The Yellow Fang Pill was placed in the jade box.]

[Azure Origin Dao Canon circulation is complete.]

The crack deep within my Dantian is still there.

[Try to deduce the Core Formation.]

[After circulating the energy for only half a cycle, a tearing sensation came from the Dantian.]

Stop immediately.

[Yellow Fang Pill lay there quietly.]

It wasn't fortuitous opportunity.

[It's a premium membership voucher that can't be redeemed for cash.]

[You've finally confirmed that your problem with Core Formation shouldn't be too serious.]

The problem is, I'm certain I won't survive the Golden Core Heavenly Tribulation.

[It's not a lack of preparation, but rather a flaw in the foundation of one's spiritual path.]

[If you force Core Formation, and the heavenly tribulation strikes, you'll most likely become the most expensive pile of ashes in the history of the Greenwood Sect on the spot.]

[Options pop up.]

[A: Continue repairing the roadbed and find a safe solution.]

[B: Forcibly attempting to break through to the Golden Core, gambling with one's life—that's the romance of cultivating immortality.]

[C: List the Yellow Fang Pill in the Azure Dragon Merchant Association's second-hand section, with the note "opened but unused".]

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