Naruto! You Should Call Me Dad

The land next to Turtle Island.

Shinki, who was forging iron, paused, then looked puzzled. "What a strange feeling..."

Is someone watching me?

A small seaside town in the Land of Lightning.

Suburbs.

Killer B, holding a microphone, stood on a makeshift wooden stage and waved his hands wildly.

"Yo yo~ Thank you all for coming to Killer B's concert. This is my solo performance, I'm the only one who shines..."

Naruto stood backstage, watching Killer B on stage, utterly speechless.:(||๐_๐)

"What?! You promised to help the Allied Shinobi Forces fight against the Akatsuki! All you did was sing songs! ¯_(ツ)_/¯"

A short, old man walked up to Naruto and said righteously, "Young man, don't underestimate us Enka Ninjas. While the Allied Shinobi Forces are fighting on the front lines, maintaining the stability of the people's morale in the rear is also crucial! Enka Ninjas can help everyone relax!"

This little old man seemed to be Killer B's music teacher, and Naruto respected him quite a bit. "I understand the reasoning, but Mr. Kogane... can Killer B really make anyone relax? Apart from Futai, nobody in the audience is listening! ~_~"

As he spoke, Naruto pointed to the giant raccoon in the audience.

This raccoon is Ms. Kogane's pet, Futai.

Teacher Kogane nodded in agreement. "What you said makes some sense. Whether it's singing or rapping, there's absolutely no emotion. And he studied with me for so many years..."

Teacher Kogane got angrier and angrier, and finally pointed directly at Killer B on the stage. "Hey! Bee! Stop singing and get off the stage right now!"

Killer B retorted confidently, "No! Mr. Kogane, once the stage starts, it can't stop! Enka Ninja who disrespects the audience should just go home! Skr~"

Teacher Kogane got even angrier when she heard this. "There's no one in the audience, what are you still persisting for!"

"Stop torturing Futai, get down here right now! (ꐦ ಠ 皿ಠ)"

Killer B: "No way!"

For a moment, Mr. Kogane and the stubborn Killer B were locked in a stalemate.

Just then, the giant raccoon Futai, who was lying down in the stands, let out a "Awooo!"

Teacher Kogane looked surprised. "Futai, what did you say? We have guests? (•̀⌄•́)"

As soon as he finished speaking, Naruto saw a group of six or seven Ninjas appear in the distance, all dressed in black cloaks, their attire quite strange!

At the same moment Naruto noticed the group of cloaked figures, the Nine-Tails within his sealed space warned, "These people are hostile! They're up to no good! (ꐦ ಠ 皿ಠ)"

Meanwhile, Killer B on stage put down his microphone, walked to Naruto's side, and together they confronted the several cloaked figures in the distance!

"Teacher Kogane, you and Futai go first. Naruto and I will stay here." Killer B gently tugged at Teacher Kogane's sleeve.

"Then be careful." After hearing Killer B's warning, Ms. Kogane didn't hesitate and rode off on her Futai...

As the six or seven figures drew closer, Killer B and Naruto couldn't help but tense up.

"Naruto, this is our first battle since leaving Turtle Island, so don't embarrass yourselves!" Killer B whispered.

"Of course! ୧⍢⃝୨" Naruto shouted, activating Nine-Tails Chakra Mode and donning a golden Chakra robe!

The moment the Nine-Tails Chakra, the Nine-Tails inside the sealed space suddenly began to stir. "Naruto! Something's wrong!! I sense the other half's Breath... and... Hashirama Senju?! ヽ( ຶ▮ ຶ)ﾉ!!"

Naruto: "Hashirama Senju? That name sounds familiar..."

Killer B: "Naruto's got no brains! Hashirama Senju is the God of Shinobi, the founder of Konoha, and a hero of peace in the Shinobi World! Yo-yo~"

Naruto: "So, in that case..."

Before Naruto could finish speaking, the cloaked figures in front of him moved!

"Attack!!" Orochimaru commanded, and two Flying Thunder God Kunai launched!

Immediately afterwards!

"Swish!!"

Two figures used the Flying Thunder God Kunai to teleport behind Killer B and Naruto!

For a moment, the four Former Hokage formed an irregular quadrilateral!

The next moment, all four of them shouted at the same time!

"Four Red Yang Formation!!"

"Buzz--!"

The red barrier extends and connects, using the bodies of the four casters as fulcrums!

In the end, it transformed into a four-sided prism-shaped barrier, enveloping Naruto and Killer B within it!

After subduing Naruto and Killer B, the cloaked figures removed their hoods, revealing their faces...

Orochimaru laughed, "As expected, a good Formation still needs good people to execute it. The Four Red Yang Formation used by the four Hokage is flawless! (◍ ´꒳` ◍)"

Naruto: "Orochimaru? And Kabuto?! ⊙▽⊙"

"And... the Third Hokage, my grandfather?"

"The other three are... the old men depicted on the Kage Rock in Konoha?!"

The Second Hokage's face darkened. "You should call me Lord Second Hokage. =_="

The Fourth Hokage's face darkened as well. "You should call me 'Otōsan' (Dad)! 눈_눈"

Naruto: "It seems so... Dad, and the Third Hokage, what brings you here? Are you here to help us fight the Akatsuki?! ( ˝ᗢ̈˝ )"

Killer B's face is dark:(ーー゛)

"Naruto, it's about time you used your brain!"

"Did you see the cracks on their faces? Those are marks that appear when someone is Impure World Reincarnation!"

"In other words, Konoha awakened your Former Hokage Orochimaru fight us! ꒦ິ^꒦ິ"

Naruto: "Got it! That means I'm going to fight Dad! ୧⍢⃝୨"

Killer B: "Why are you still a little excited?! =͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪ ‧̣̥̇)"

"The Eight-Tails Jinchuriki is clever, but if you were any smarter, you would have come with us to fight the Shinki!" Orochimaru said.

Killer B his hand. "Orochimaru, I advise you to give up now. I've fought Shinki, I've interacted with him, and I've studied him, so I know he's practically invincible in the Shinobi World..."

"Even the Impure World Reincarnation Madara Uchiha was defeated by a Shadow Clone of him, how can you still not give up... o_O"

Orochimaru: "I never do anything I'm not sure I can do."

"With the four Former Hokage and my years of research on the Shinki, I don't need to defeat it, but I can at least suppress Shinki!"

"As long as I suppress his abilities, I can directly possess his body! (⌯︎¤̴̶̷̀ω¤̴̶̷́)✧︎"

Just as Orochimaru was excitedly speaking, a shrill female voice came from behind him. "Orochimaru, you're still alive! (*Ӧ)σ"

Orochimaru turned around and found two people standing behind him!

It was Mabui sent the Hokage and Raikage here using the Heavenly Transfer Technique!

Unlike the Hokage's domineering statement, the Raikage seemed somewhat hesitant. "The Second Hokage, Tobirama Senju, who developed a series of Forbidden Techniques!"

"The Third Hokage, the Professor of Ninjutsu proficient in all five ninjutsu, Hiruzen Sarutobi!"

"The Fourth Hokage, Minato Namikaze, who caused the Kumogakure immense suffering in the last great war, and was known as the Yellow Flash Minato Namikaze!"

"Finally, there's Hashirama Senju, hailed as the God of Shinobi! ∑(✘Д✘๑)"

"Tsunade, when will our reinforcements arrive? (°Д°≡°Д°)"

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P. S.: I've been updating for over a hundred days straight without missing a single day, that's really something!! (ಥ_ಥ)

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