Sasuke in Danger! Konoha Secret Technique: Thousand Years of Death
Upon hearing Jiraiya's words, Naruto assumed that his strength had intimidated the lecherous old man and proudly declared, "Listen up! I am none other than Naruto Uzumaki, the future Fifth Hokage of Konoha!"
"Naruto Uzumaki?"
Jiraiya mentioning Naruto and began to scrutinize Naruto.
That blond hair, just like Minato's, and that little mustache that seems to have grown under the influence of the fox spirit!
He should have realized sooner that this blond-haired boy was the son of his disciple, Minato!
Even the name 'Naruto' was chosen by him back then!
It's been many years since I last saw him; he's grown so much.
He even learned his father's Rasengan, which truly felt like meeting an old friend.
"And what about him?"
Jiraiya pointed to the Shinki.
"Shinki."
Shinki introduced himself calmly.
Jiraiya frowned; it was a name he had never heard of before.
But looking at this kid's red hair, could he be related to the Uzumaki Clan?
Furthermore, since this red-haired boy was a good friend of Naruto, Jiraiya connected him with Kushina Uzumaki.
Could it be Naruto's cousin or something?
"So what you just used was the Flying Thunder God Technique? The Flying Thunder God Technique that the Fourth Hokage used back then?!"
Jiraiya then asked.
Shinki nodded.
He wanted to say that he had figured it out himself, but since everyone said that the Body Flicker Technique he had figured out was the same as the Flying Thunder God Technique of the Fourth Hokage, he might as well admit it, which would make it easier for the other party to understand.
Jiraiya: "Hiss~"
Judging from the child's age, he's about the same age as Naruto.
Where did he learn the Flying Thunder God Technique?!
When the Fourth died, he was probably still in his mother's womb!
"You stole the Konoha Scroll of Seals?"
Jiraiya asked instinctively.
Shinki:(ー_ー)!!
"No."
After a brief chat between the one adult and two children, Naruto pulled Shinki aside, wanting Shinki to help him train.
Before leaving, Naruto turned back and casually said, "Hey old man, don't peep at women taking a bath anymore. That's very bad behavior, it's shameful."
"We'll let it go this time since we still need to cultivate, but don't do it again next time."
Jiraiya stubbornly insisted, "I already told you, I was just looking for material for my writing!"
"You all know 'Icha Icha Paradise,' right? That famous book that's popular all over the world! That's my work Lord Jiraiya's! (ﾉ∇︎ )"
Shinki and Naruto shook their heads in unison. "Never heard of it."
"Alright, that book is for ages 18 and up, so it's normal that you two are ignorant." Jiraiya said with a helpless expression.
Just then, the three of them heard a series of rustling sounds coming from the woods!
It looked like fists and feet were clashing; someone was fighting.
Driven by their curiosity, the three Ninjas followed the sound.
Pushing aside the obstructing bushes, one could see Kakashi Hatake and Sasuke Uchiha in an open area ahead.
"Too slow! Haven't you been working hard to reach the Shinki? Your crude Taijutsu is no match for Shinki!" Kakashi blocked Sasuke's attack with one hand, not forgetting to mock him.
"Stop being so verbose!"
Sasuke was furious at Kakashi's taunting behavior while fighting, and he increased the pressure on his hands. "Who said I'm targeting him? I'm Avenger, my only goal is to kill that man!"
To this, Kakashi chuckled and replied, "Whatever your motives, you're still a long way off!"
"Bang!!"
After another collision, Sasuke staggered back dozens of steps!
Then, he formed a hand seal!
"Whoa!!"
Lightning Release Chakra gathered in his hand, and the restless electricity emitted a sound similar to birdsong.
Naruto behind the bushes, said, "Huh? I remember Shinki used this Ninjutsu before."
"I think it's called 'Piercing Hand'..."
Jiraiya: "What kind of name Piercing Hand'? That's such a lame name. ┐(´-`)┌"
Shinki: "..."
(✘_✘)
Thank you, I was offended!
Then, Jiraiya explained, "The Ninjutsu used by that Uchiha Clan, the one with his palm covered in lightning, is the S-Rank Ninjutsu Kakashi developed back then— Lightning Blade."
"S-class?"
Naruto turned his head, his eyes filled with shock, and looked at the Shinki.
It turns out that the things Shinki used so casually back then were actually this powerful!!
In an open space.
Sasuke's right hand was enveloped in Lightning Release Chakra. He used his left hand to support his right hand and quickly thrust at Kakashi!
A violent Lightning Release Chakra crackled and emitted a sound similar to the chirping of birds!
Sasuke named this move -- Chidori!
"Chidori!"
After shouting, Sasuke activated his Sharingan, quickened his pace, and attacked Kakashi!
Kakashi stood there confidently.
Just as the Chidori Current was about to touch him, Kakashi used the Substitution Technique to disappear.
When they reappeared, Kakashi was behind Sasuke.
"Ninja should never expose their back to the enemy!"
Kakashi's voice was deep and muffled.
The next moment, he clasped his hands together.
"I'll teach you a lesson today... Konoha Style: Thousand Years of Death!!"
This attack was aimed straight for Sasuke's rear!
"Whoosh!"
Sasuke: (σ;Д)σ
His chrysanthemums: (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄o(╥╥)o
Naruto, Shinki, Jiraiya, watching from the sidelines: (ｷ`ﾟДﾟ´)!!
The two of them immediately felt a strange tightness in a certain part of their body.
Jiraiya's eyes widened in disbelief. "Teachers these days are too harsh! They can even use techniques like this!"
Naruto instinctively gripped Shinki's hand tightly. "Thank goodness we didn't train with Kakashi-sensei, otherwise we might end up like Sasuke now! (ㅎ.ㅎ)"
Shinki wholeheartedly agreed, took a deep breath, and nodded in agreement with Naruto's point of view.
After enduring the Thousand Years of Death, an exhausted Sasuke collapsed to the ground, clutching his anus, his face filled with utter despair.:_(: D)∠)_
Just then, Kakashi's face showed a look of alertness. "Who is it! Who's there?!"
Sasuke was startled!
_(´ཀ`" ∠)__
Is someone nearby?!
Didn't someone just see my embarrassing moment?!
How embarrassing!
I must escape Konoha if I ever get the chance!
Just after Kakashi finished speaking, Jiraiya emerged from the bushes with Shinki and Naruto.
"Yo, long time no see, Kakashi!"
Jiraiya greeted him warmly.
Kakashi was the Fourth's student, and the Fourth was Jiraiya's student, so Jiraiya knew Kakashi.
Kakashi was immediately flustered when he saw who it was.
"Lord Jiraiya?!(´◊ω◊`)"
I've read your "Icha Icha Paradise" several times! When will you release a sequel?!
Kakashi asked excitedly.
Jiraiya shrugged. "As you know, writing requires inspiration. I was looking for material and inspiration today when your two disciples disturbed me."
"It's precisely because of kids like this that the second part of 'Icha Icha Paradise' hasn't been finished yet. ╮(╯_╰)╭"