Something Seemed a Little Off?

The Asura God couldn't get angry at all about this.

He was too lazy to argue with the Moon God, nor did he want to fight with Old Self in his own Main Hall.

Okay, okay, what can we do?

This is Old Self; it's hard to fight him, and it's impossible to chase him away.

Whatever.

"God of Lies, you're in charge of entertaining him."

The Asura God grabbed the God of Lies, who was pretending to be dead, and casually tossed him in front of the Moon God.

Whoever brought them, is responsible for their hospitality.

The God of Lies staggered a couple of steps before regaining his balance. He looked up at the Moon God's cold, frosty face, then turned back to look at his own Asura God's face, which was etched with "too lazy to care." His expression was unusually bewildered.

"Asura God, this is the Bedmate I've found for you. Do you... like it?"

Upon hearing the words "Bedmate," the Moon God's indifferent eyes turned towards the God of Lies.

A month ago, the God of Lies engaged in serious reflection.

The Asura God never favored them.

For so many years, he has been at the beck and call of the God of Desire, with some offering themselves as his bedmates and others sending him clothes.

And the result?

One was slapped into the pool, and the other was kicked away; neither of them managed to climb onto the bed.

What exactly is the reason for this?

A bold idea suddenly popped into the depths of the God of Lies' mind:

Is it possible that Asura God is impotent?

The thought had barely crossed his mind when he slapped it away with a loud slap.

How could that be?

The Asura God is invincible and the strongest in everything; there's no way he could have any weaknesses.

The God of Lies felt ashamed of his momentary wavering and then decisively eliminated that option.

That leaves only one possibility.

Asura God simply hasn't tried it.

He hasn't experienced the pleasure of it, which is why he's indifferent to those who offer themselves to him. Once he tries it, maybe he'll see the difference, maybe he'll develop a taste for it, maybe he'll have a chance.

The more the God of Lies thought about it, the more irrefutable this reasoning seemed.

He, that flamboyant God of Desire, relentlessly offered himself as a concubine over 90,000 times. Yet, to this day, the other party hasn't even touched the edge of the Asura God's bed.

The God of Lies pondered this over and over, and concluded that perhaps the Asura God simply had no interest in them, these Evil Gods.

After all, they're always hanging around in front of me; I'm tired of seeing them.

So the God of Lies turned his attention to the Righteous God. Among the Righteous God, the one with the most beautiful appearance and the most graceful bearing was naturally the Goddess of Beauty.

But the Asura God probably wouldn't like Gods with a flirtatious personality.

The Spring God Goddess has an exceptionally gentle and warm personality, which might be able to warm the cold heart of the Asura God.

But for some reason, the Spring God hasn't woken up yet, so even if he wanted to make a connection, he couldn't find anyone. And even if he did wake up, he'd be surrounded by a few annoying guys.

Trouble.

The God of Life... well, the God of Lies. Thinking of this, the corner of his mouth twitched. This Gods's situation was rather special; the Asura God probably wouldn't like him.

Even if you really like someone, what if at some crucial moment, another person suddenly appears? How awkward would that be?

Cute God? A guy who only knows how to act cute, and his body is so tiny that he's not even knee-high when standing next to the Asura God. He's more like a son.

The God of Wealth? Although he's not bad-looking, the sheer amount of money emanating from him is too overwhelming. The God of Lies is worried that he might offend the Asura God.

As for the Godslayer? Although the opponent is their Asura God's opponent, the thought of conquering him is enough to fill one with a desire to subdue him.

The God of Lies' first choice was the other party, but unfortunately, the Godslayer was too powerful, and he couldn't snatch it away.

After that, the God of Lies went through a long search and finally set his sights on the aloof and otherworldly Moon God.

The Moon God is simple, doesn't cause trouble, and is quite powerful. Most importantly, her temperament inexplicably matches that of the Asura God.

One is cold, and the other is cold too; they're a perfect match.

Once the Asura God has tasted the sweetness, he will pack up the Moon God and send her back, then he will take over.

However, the God of Lies cannot do this himself.

If he, an Evil God, were to directly go to the Moon God's Temple to invite the Moon God to the Asura God's Temple, he would probably be blasted out by the power of the Moonlight before he could even enter the gate.

So the God of Lies went to the Water God Temple and found that Gods whose intelligence was questionable.

He smiled and gave the Water God a promise he couldn't refuse:

If the Water God personally invites the Moon God to the Asura God's Temple, then the Asura God will personally deliver the Goddess of Beauty to him.

The Water God, who had fallen in love with the Goddess of Beauty at first sight but had barely seen her face a few times, was immediately hooked after hearing the words of the God of Lies.

The Water God was preoccupied with the beautiful image of "the Goddess of Beauty being sent to me," and never considered that the smiling Evil God in front of him might try to trick him.

The God of Lies laughed inwardly at this.

Haha, you're so naive.

How can we believe the words of the God of Lies?

He's the God of Lies; lying is as natural to him as breathing.

Everything was normal until the Moon God was brought to the Asura God's Temple by the Water God.

Although the Water God's intelligence was questionable, he was still reliable in his work. He managed to get the Moon God out of the Moon God's Temple and lead her all the way to the entrance of the Asura God's Temple.

However, the only unusual thing seems to be the Moon God's unusual cooperation.

In response, the God of Lies speculated that perhaps the Moon God was being too well protected by his brothers, the Sun God and the Star God, keeping him confined to his Moon God's Temple and never venturing out, so much so that he had never even heard of the Asura God's Temple?

Regardless of the reason, as long as the other party didn't run away, that's fine.

Once you're inside their Asura God's Temple, escaping won't be so easy.

That's how it happened.

The God of Lies quickly went through the whole story in his mind, confirming that his plan was flawless, before looking up at the Moon God.

The Moon God sat regally in her chair, her face, usually cold and aloof, now subtly curved into a slight smile.

How can I describe that feeling?

It didn't seem like they were tricked; it seemed more like they went with the flow.

It seemed to be exactly what he wanted; this was the stepping stone he had been waiting for.

Well, something seems off about this Moon God?