They Really Were Brothers
The Goddess of Beauty had noticed the Sapphire Blue Spear that was emitting pink bubbles at her from the very beginning.
He smiled slightly, extended a finger and beckoned it, saying:
"Come over."
The Goddess of Beauty refused to believe it. "He can't even hook his master? He can't even hook a little broken gun?"
Spear felt as if his entire spear was floating lightly, as if it were being lifted up by a gentle breeze.
It floated dizzily toward the Goddess of Beauty, and more and more pink hearts appeared on its body.
However, before it could get close, it was grabbed by the Asura God and pulled back.
Immediately afterwards, a crisp "click" sounded.
It regained consciousness.
"Promising."
The Asura God coldly uttered two words, his tone full of disdain.
Spear: ⌈Master, you must believe in my loyalty. It was the other party who seduced me just now. (●─●)⌋
Spear: "Master, look! Even the Water God is completely captivated. I'm just a spear; I can't resist even a little bit of the allure from the Goddess of Beauty (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑)."
The Spear began to act coquettishly, rubbing its shaft all over the Asura God's body.
It rubbed harder and harder, until the Sapphire Blue light on the gun almost sparked.
The Asura God's face darkened, and he sent the other person flying.
The Spear flew back from a distance.
It began to fawn over the Asura God again.
Spear: ⌈Master, I only made a mistake that all Spears in this world make. Really! It's not my fault, it's just that it's so good-looking (๑•̀ω•́๑).⌋
With a "crack," the Spear flew away again.
--Dizzy⌒꩜ᯅ꩜⌒.
Seeing that his attempts to charm the enemy were ineffective, Spear then began to pledge his loyalty to the Asura God.
How should I put it?
Although the Goddess of Beauty is beautiful, her owner is still the best.
It's definitely not because it's afraid its owner will break it in two if they get angry.
Spear: "Master, don't worry, you're still my favorite. ^⎚‸⎚^."
"Smack--"
The Spear was once again knocked away by the Asura God.
"Roll."
The Asura God realized that the Spear had lost its mind after the Goddess of Beauty appeared.
The Spear somersaulted several times in the air.
This time, it only dared to hang humbly behind the Asura God, its Sapphire Blue light shrinking back and forth, no longer daring to act recklessly.
The Goddess of Beauty took in the whole scene, chuckled softly, and grabbed the star-studded Dark Night beside her.
He raised his hand and touched it.
Reluctantly, Dark Night turned the Spear Tip back from the direction of the Asura God.
"You're just like your brother. No wonder you two are brothers. Since you like him so much, why don't you just go with him from now on?"
The Goddess of Beauty looked down at the Dark Night and asked in a teasing tone.
Dark Night felt ashamed for a moment, never expecting that it had been bewitched by another god. This was truly beneath its dignity as the exclusive sidearm of the Goddess of Beauty.
But then again, its older brother found a pretty good owner; he does look really cool.
That cold face, those red eyes, that aura of keeping strangers at bay—he was a sight to behold just by standing there.
The gun trembled slightly in the Dark Night as a bold idea surfaced in his mind.
Looking at that physique, although the proportions are excellent, it's still a bit too slender compared to those giants known for their strength. Add to that that overly handsome face, and his combat power probably isn't that great, right?
The Dark Night trembled again, and an idea came to mind.
Its Spear Tip brushed intimately against the back of the Goddess of Beauty's hand, exuding a fawning air.
Dark Night: "God, this is called 'the object follows its master's form.'"
Dark Night: "You see, he's quite good-looking, and his face is a good match for you. Why don't you just take him home? That way, we brothers can be reunited, and it'll be a double blessing. Wouldn't that be great?"
It got more and more excited as it talked, and pointed the tip of its Spear Tip at the direction of the Asura God again, continuing to poison its mind.
Dark Night: "God, look at that guy's physique, so weak and frail, he definitely doesn't have much fighting power. Besides, he's really good-looking, it'd be perfect to snatch him back to warm your bed ૮ ⑉ ᗜ ⑉ ა."
With each word it spoke, the Spear trembled.
By the time it was shaken to the end, it was almost like a sieve.
Spear: "Brother, stop talking, I'm begging you, I'll call you brother, okay?"
Spear declared that if it weren't so terrified that it was practically trembling, it would have rushed over and slapped Dark Night eight hundred times across the face with its spear tail.
--Say it, I'll teach you to talk nonsense!
--If you keep talking, you and your god might both disappear.
The Goddess of Beauty did not stop the Dark Night; instead, she stared at the Asura God with great interest.
He was very curious about how his cold-faced Old Self would react.
Should she turn and walk away expressionlessly, or angrily carry him back?
If it's the latter, that would be absolutely hilarious.
The next second, he posted his current situation on Star Network, and he even had the title ready.
Goddess of Beauty contemplated that scene, her gaze visibly brightened as she stared at the Asura God.
Those Flowing Light eyes brimmed with undisguised anticipation.
Should we invite our best friend over to join us?
In such a situation, it's better to share the joy than to enjoy it alone.
Dark Night caught a glimpse of his master's incredibly bright eyes and knew that his suggestion must have struck a chord with him.
It immediately flew away from the Goddess of Beauty, its courage growing, and circled the Asura God several times.
Finally, it stopped in front of the other party.
The Spear Tip was staring intently at the section of his chest exposed beneath his open mouth, scrutinizing it carefully.
Dark Night: ⌈No poke, no poke ヾ(･ω･*)ﾉ.⌋
Dark Night: "Your figure is alright, just a bit too thin. But it's alright, my god is in a superior position, your figure is just right."
Dark Night nodded the Spear Tip with satisfaction.
Dark Night: "Alright, come to the Goddess of Beauty's Palace tonight after you've washed yourself clean, and the goddess will favor you."
Dark Night was secretly planning to push its white-haired, red-eyed god back home. After a night of pounding, it could then rightfully use the "first come, first served" principle to push its cheap brother aside.
From now on, it will be the boss in the Goddess of Beauty's Palace, and even its brother can only be a subordinate.
The Spear originally intended to charge forward and whip the opponent eight hundred times with his spear tail to save them.
But it was caught by the Asura God and thrown aside.
The Asura God held the Dark Night up to his face, his scarlet eyes fixed on it at close range, a chilling smile curving his lips.
"Very well. It's been a long time since I've encountered someone as courting death as you. Little This Venerable, do you know who you're talking to?"
The Asura God flicked his finger.
The Dark Night struck the night, producing a series of cracking sounds as the Gemstone on the gun shattered one after another, the cracks spreading from the Spear Tip to the butt.
The entire gun shattered into a pile of dull fragments in the Asura God.
"Ha, you can't even withstand this much force. Useless."
The Asura God didn't even bother to glance at it, casually tossing the pile of fragments back to the Goddess of Beauty.
It's not even as good as his Spear.
His gun has withstood countless flicks and cracks, each time healing itself. When has it ever been so delicate?
"If you can't teach me how to use your gun, This Venerable can annihilate it completely for you."
If it were anyone else, the Asura God would have already annihilated them along with their master.