Unfair Terms

The printer next to me started up with a "whoosh," and a piece of paper came out.

Su Qingci picked up the clause printed with "The host voluntarily allows his favorite commander to write various CP novels" and hopped over to Wuma Xiu in a few steps, slapping the paper in front of him with a "smack".

He chuckled twice, then lunged forward.

"Host, my dearest host, please sign your name on this!"

Wuma Xiu looked down at the head that was nuzzling against his knee and reached out to pat it.

Seeing this guy's sly grin and the way he was printing, I thought he was going to force him, but it turns out he was trying to get me to sign by being cute.

He picked up the paper, his gaze falling on the last line...

Small print above.

[If the above terms are violated, the host Wuma Xiu, will be subject to any demands from the system, Su Qingci.]

"Master, you're really getting more and more amazing. I'll grant you any request!"

With a "thud," Wuma Xiu punched Su Qingci on the head.

Su Qingci covered her head, looked up in disbelief, and said, "Host, I shrunk that line of text so small, how could you still see it?"

His host was a recent college graduate who hadn't looked for a job and was working as a freelancer, meaning he hadn't been exposed to any of the corrupting influences of society.

This can be seen from the mysteriously obtained game pod.

Logically, they should be easy to fool; they should sign the contract without even reading it. Why isn't the host playing by the rules?

Wuma Xiu pointed to the last line of small print, then to the other normal-sized text, and said:

"If you hadn't deliberately shrunk this line so much, I really wouldn't have been able to see it. Also, this title is just too weird."

A title like "The host voluntarily allows his beloved Tong to write various CP (couple) fanfiction"—any normal person would take a second look at this contract. Moreover, the last line of tiny print is right above his signature; Wuma Xiu wondered how stupid he had to be to miss it.

"Hiss—I see. Next time I'll use Invisibility Potion solution..."

Su Qingci and began to seriously reflect on the flaws in her design of this unfair contract clause.

Before he could finish speaking, Wuma Xiu punched him again with a "thud".

"I won't sign this. And sorry, I'm straight, and your attempts to charm me won't work."

Although Su Qingci is good-looking, he is male.

This one point was enough to calm Wuma Xiu's mind completely.

Wuma Xiu stated that he is not susceptible to men's attempts to act cute or affectionate.

I never eat it.

Upon hearing this, Su Qingci was so shocked that she forgot to even care about the punch she had just received.

Anyway, he was just tickling me; the damage was zero.

"Host, it's come to this, and you're telling me you're straight?"

Su Qingci raised his head, his icy blue eyes filled with disbelief. Undeterred, he opened the System Panel, brought up his host's Basic Information Panel, and secretly glanced at the sexual orientation section, only to find that it was indeed normal.

Su Qingci gasped. All he could say was:

"Hiss--Straight men are terrifying."

After dealing with a bunch of messy things, Wuma Xiu wasn't in a hurry to draw cards. After working non-stop for so long, it was time for him to take a good rest.

So he unceremoniously took over Su Qingci 'Su Qingci Sofa, then her bed, and then conveniently took over Su Qingci newly bought silk pillowcase and bedding...

In short, anything soft, comfortable, and suitable for lying down in his sight belonged to him.

Su Qingci wasn't annoyed at all; on the contrary, he was hoping his host could rest more. He nestled in the spare chair next to him, which was a size smaller, and watched his host relax with his eyes closed on his Sofa.

After spending these days together, he found that this host was actually quite interesting.

She has absolutely no "idol baggage" and doesn't put on any airs.

Do whatever makes you comfortable.

Of course, I won't hold back when I want to beat him up.

Although the damage to him was zero.

However, the more he looked at his own host, the more attractive he became.

Her fair and delicate face was nestled on the Sofa with her eyes closed, her fluffy black hair slightly disheveled.

At that moment, Su Qingci fully understood the joy that humans experience when raising small animals.

--It's really satisfying.

As Su Qingci stared intently, she suddenly discovered a tremendous secret.

His host had an innocent pair of dog eyes.

No wonder he always felt a sense of affection when he saw the host; now he knew the reason.

After staying home for several days, Wuma Xiu felt like he was about to mold.

He decided to go out and have some fun, but as soon as he took a step, Su Qingci pounced on him and hugged his waist.

The whole thing clung to him and wouldn't let go.

"Host, wait. I feel there's a tiny bit of danger in the outside world."

Su Qingci's face was full of worry. She couldn't imagine that if her host, with his current weak body, went out and ran into some blind Evil God, the other party could crush him with a single finger.

He'll have nowhere to cry when the time comes.

Now that the Gods have been resurrected, he can no longer freely reverse time as before.

What if he actually did that, and the God of Time immediately appeared before him and erased him from the river of time?

"Tong, believe me, I'm not that unlucky. Besides, I can call Old Self to protect me."

Wuma Xiu's eyes lit up. He had been here for so long, but he hadn't even had a chance to properly explore this world yet.

Although he traveled extensively as the Goddess of Beauty and God of Wine, can those be considered the same?

Going out with a disguise and going out as yourself are two completely different experiences.

Helpless, Su Qingci had no choice but to release her host.

Sigh, it's his own host's fault for testing him with that kind of look.

Which leader can withstand this test?

Anyway, he's no good.

Su Qingci had no choice but to quickly open the System Shop and exchange for a large number of life-saving items.

They wanted to arm Wuma Xiu from head to toe with One-Time Shields, Teleportation Talisman, and Divine Power Detector.

Then he followed behind his host, trembling with fear, seeing enemies everywhere. He would rush forward to block any slightly stronger person he encountered on the road, only to be mistaken for a con artist and chased away.

A month later, Wuma Xiu was having a blast.

He traveled to more than a dozen planets, tasted all sorts of strange and wonderful snacks, and experienced many exciting entertainment activities.

Finally, Wuma Xiu won a bunch of Star Coins in the Gambling Planet.

He didn't count the exact amount, but it seemed to be in the teens. Anyway, he wasn't interested in money and just tossed it to Su Qingci.