You Actually Want to Two-Time!

The Water God looked truly miserable at this moment. His once handsome face was swollen and discolored, with bruises and welts. His eyes were swollen into slits, and dried scabs hung from the corners of his mouth.

He was originally leaning against the Stream God's chest.

Suddenly, the Water God sensed an aura that would be etched into his very bones, and when he looked up, he was met with the cold face of the Asura God.

--devil!

The Water God shuddered and shrank into the Stream God's arms, reacting faster than a mouse seeing a cat.

The next second, he felt a familiar presence, and his swollen eyes turned to Stream God, seeing that worried face, and his nose suddenly stung with tears.

"Xi, what brings you here?"

The Stream God reached out and touched the swollen bump on the Water God's face. The moment his fingertip touched it, he felt a domineering Divine Power lingering on the wound.

This is precisely why the Water God's injuries healed extremely slowly; he could only endure the pain little by little, like a mortal.

Unfortunately, he was too weak to help the other side.

"Lord Water God, where have you been all these days? Why haven't you replied to my messages? I've been looking for you for so long..."

The Water God covered his swollen face and said in a muffled voice:

"It's the God of Lies. He came to me and said that the Goddess of Beauty likes the Asura God... He also said that if you're a male god, you should bravely pursue the one you love, and told me to go and duel the Asura God. He also told me not to say a single word when the Asura God asks me about it."

Therefore, during this time, although the Water God was hung up and beaten repeatedly, he did not utter a single word.

But things are different now; it's Xi who's asking him, so he can answer.

As soon as the Water God finished speaking, a clear and unrestrained laugh suddenly rang out.

The Goddess of Beauty laughed so hard she almost fell over, one hand supporting her forehead, and a few glistening tears even welled up in the corners of her eyes.

How come he hadn't noticed before that this Water God was actually so interesting? He took the God of Lies' casual remarks at face value, blindly rushed to duel the Asura God, and even after being beaten so badly, he still kept his mouth shut.

What kind of silly creature is this?

The Water God heard the laughter and looked in the direction of the sound.

His gaze fell on the Goddess of Beauty's bright and radiant smile, and for a moment he was stunned, forgetting the pain and fear. His eyes, swollen to slits, widened in a daze, and his mouth stretched into a grin.

The Asura God's face turned completely black in an instant.

He glanced calmly at the Spears still excitedly thrashing about beside him. For a moment, he seriously considered that he might as well go back and kick all those things away one by one.

They're just a bunch of useless trash anyway!

Spring God wasn't really interested in the various thoughts and schemes that the Old Self were plotting. However, ever since he woke up, he had felt a vague sense of unease pressing down on his chest.

Where does this feeling come from?

Spring God lowered her eyelashes, and her thoughts drifted away without her realizing it.

When he came to his senses, there were already two figures in front of him. One of them was a colorful little dumpling that was flying towards him at a not-so-fast speed.

"Spring--!"

God of Wine plunged headfirst into the arms of the Spring God, his legs naturally hooking upwards and clinging to the Spring God.

He exuded a sweet, intoxicating aroma of fruit wine.

"Chun, I'm here! Did you miss me? You invited me here yourself this time. What are those three younger brothers looking at? Even if you're unhappy, you have to keep it to yourself, understand?"

God of Wine first expressed his longing to the Spring God, then looked at the three gods behind the Spring God and made a face at one of them.

He was incredibly pleased; this time, Chun had personally invited him.

However, amidst the initial pleasure, the God of Wine couldn't help but grumble to himself. They were all Old Self, so why did the Summer Autumn Winter God seem so hostile towards him? Every time they met, the Gods wore long faces, as if he owed them eight hundred jars of aged wine.

"Who's your brother?! And get off my brother!"

The Summer God finally reached his breaking point.

That's outrageous! Absolutely outrageous!

Just how brazen was this drunkard trying to seduce his brother? In broad daylight, with so many gods present, he actually dared to call them "brother"?

Who gave him the guts?

However, God of Wine was not intimidated by his posture at all.

He clung to the Spring God, turned his head, and said in an arrogant tone:

"Spring's younger brother, that's my younger brother. Of course, Moon's younger brother counts too. Finally, he won't come down!"

Given their relationship, he and Chun and Yue are both legitimate Old Self. Chun's younger brother is naturally his brother, the god of God of Wine. What's wrong with that?

"What?! You actually want to have your cake and eat it too?!"

Summer God was completely distraught.

He thought he had already witnessed the shamelessness of the God of God of Wine, but he never expected that this guy could dig down another two miles.

The other person was clinging to his brother while constantly saying, "Yue's younger brother is also my younger brother."

His friend, the moon god's brother, Moon God Sun God, had actually been included in this drunkard's territory?

What's this? Having women on both sides?

While Summer God was still in shock, a picture had already appeared in his mind: the God of Wine had his left arm around his brother and his right arm around the Moon God, with an arrogant smile on his face that was so infuriating it could kill, enjoying the bliss of having two women on his left and right.

This scene is too horrifying.

That damned God of Wine of Wine, how dare he humiliate his brother like that!

"God of Wine!"

Summer God could no longer bear it. With a flick of his wrist, a fire sword materialized in his palm, its tip pointing directly at the colorful ball hanging on his brother, Spring God.

"Let's duel! If I win, you'd better stay away from my brother, the farther the better!"

God of Wine's body jerked violently, and the next second he leaped onto Goddess of Beauty.

"Who in the entire Divine Realm doesn't know I'm weak?! Fight you? Do you think I'm stupid? No way! If you're so capable, go fight my confidant! Go ahead, go ahead, do you dare?"

As God of Wine spoke, he jumped off Goddess of Beauty, moved behind Spring God, stuck out his tongue at Summer God, and made a face.

This position is the safest place in the Divine Realm for him. Who would dare to lay a finger on him? Heh, they'd have to ask his old Old Self if they'd agree first.

Summer God was so angry at his arrogant demeanor that he almost ground his teeth to powder. Just as he was about to take a step forward, a slightly cool hand suddenly landed on his shoulder.

The Moon God appeared beside the Summer God, placed a hand on his shoulder, shook her head, and spoke in a clear, cool voice like a night breeze rustling through a bamboo forest, a hint of helpless smile in her calm demeanor:

"Summer God, I think you've misunderstood. Jiu means he considers us family. Our younger brother is naturally his younger brother, nothing more."

Unlike the Goddess of Beauty, who loves a good spectacle, the Moon God always preferred peace and quiet and didn't want any strange rumors to spread from today's Tea Party. Besides, if the rumors got out, her brother, the Sun God, and her brother, the Star God, would start fighting again, and might even go after her everywhere.

Who knows what the scene will be like then?