You can't do that again, or Xiu will be so hurt
The news that the Sea God and the Asura God were together spread quickly throughout the Divine Realm, even amidst the chaos of war.
When the Goddess of Beauty heard the news, her eyes almost bulged out of their sockets. She was stunned for a full two breaths, and then without saying a word, she rushed to the Sea God Palace god and kicked the door open.
"How could you two do this? What about me? Why is nobody playing with me? Why don't you come to me for such exciting things? The main wife has been chosen, so I'll be the third one."
Upon entering the hall and looking around, they discovered that there was only one Sea God, sitting alone inside, resting with his eyes closed.
He paused, then immediately changed the subject:
"Hai, why don't you come looking for me?"
The Sea God, disturbed by the commotion, could no longer recover. He slowly opened his eyes and spoke in a faint tone:
"I Asura God because he's the strongest. And he has such a large group of Evil Gods as dowry. Do you have that?"
He looked at the Goddess of Beauty's overly exquisite face and scoffed:
"I'm such a loser, I have no desire to duel with your group of suitors."
Especially one of the Goddess of Beauty's suitors, the God of Fate.
He had considered this idea before.
After all, the long list of suitors behind the Goddess of Beauty is a real asset, and they are indeed very attractive.
But just thinking about the face of the God of Fate gave him a headache.
When the other party visited the Sea God Palace last time, he felt that the other party's words contained a warning to him.
So he suppressed that thought himself.
Forget it, let's just fix the incense.
After all, he had completely subdued those Evil Gods, and they didn't dare to cause any trouble.
The Goddess of Beauty was speechless for a moment, her mouth agape, unsure how to respond.
After a moment, he finally found his voice:
"Could you have told me before making this decision? Think about it, with my publicity, this matter should have spread much louder, more briefly, and more sensationally."
As he spoke, he squeezed to sit next to the Sea God, casually posing him so that he could lean against him as if it were his right.
Sea God didn't move, and he was happy to be at ease. He narrowed his eyes and uttered a satisfied sentence:
"Comfortable."
After lying there for a short while, Goddess of Beauty's gossipy nature couldn't be contained any longer. He turned his head, his eyes shining, leaned closer, and asked in a low voice:
"Hey, have you ever kissed in front of the other gods before? That would have made a bigger splash. I've heard about it these past few days, not to mention the Evil Gods next door howling like wolves every day. The sound is so mournful and desolate."
Sea God glanced down at him, expressionless, and pushed him away from him.
"Want to try? I suggest you give each lip a quick kiss, one on the upper lip and one on the lower lip, and see for yourself."
The Goddess of Beauty rolled her eyes at him, her tone full of disdain:
"How can you be as boring as your original self? I finally met an Old Self who's finally awakened to romance, and you're still so clueless about love."
As he spoke, he moved to the side, half a foot away from the Sea God, expressing his dissatisfaction.
But those eyes couldn't resist stealing glances at the Sea God's face; clearly, they hadn't given up yet.
Sea God ignored him and simply closed his eyes again.
He leaned back in his chair, looking like he didn't care what anyone thought.
The hall fell silent for a moment.
The Goddess of Beauty sat for a moment, then suddenly felt that being quiet like this wasn't so bad. She leaned back in her chair, casually crossed her long legs, and closed her eyes.
Sea God Palace, the wind whispers softly.
The two gods, one on the left and one on the right, lazily occupied their respective corners, neither willing to acknowledge the other.
The Goddess of Beauty wasn't the only one to hear this news.
The God of Wine, who usually roamed all over the Divine Realm, soon heard about this from his friends.
However, he rarely went out during this period.
After all, the good and Evil Gods are fighting fiercely outside, and every now and then temples are overturned and divine light explodes.
His small frame couldn't withstand even the slightest harm.
That's one of the advantages of having many friends.
Even if he never leaves his house, news still manages to travel to his ears on its own.
God of Wine was holed up in his temple, munching on fruit.
He ate while looking at messages from his friends.
Until I saw a message.
God of Wine paused for a moment, then tossed the fruit aside, clapped his hands, and hurried out.
When they arrived at the entrance of the Sea God Palace, they found that the gates had been wide open all along the way, so they didn't think much of it and walked in.
Then he saw something truly shocking.
God of Wine almost reflexively covered his eyes and took two steps back.
"Sorry, I didn't see anything! You guys continue, I'm leaving!"
Before he could finish speaking, he had already turned around and was about to run away.
Unfortunately, before he could run two steps, Sea God reached out and pulled him back.
"Why are you running away? Come in."
As soon as he finished speaking, the palace doors slammed shut.
After God of Wine was dragged inside, he kept covering his face and refused to let go, shouting all the while:
"I really didn't see anything! I'm not telling Xiu! Do whatever you want, just let me go now, I don't want to get involved in your business!"
His purpose in coming here was actually to offer blessings to the Sea God and the Asura God.
Although he couldn't understand how the two Old Self had fallen for each other, he still sincerely wished them well.
But who would have thought that upon arrival, they would witness the Sea God's "cheating" act? Although the person he was "cheating" with was also Old Self, but...
But this still wasn't something he could accept.
Unfortunately, both sides were on his side, so all he could do was stand by and watch.
But just now, when he tried to run away, he was Shengsheng pulled back.
Oh no, is this an attempt to silence them?
No way?
They're all Old Self, surely it wouldn't come to that?
"Wine, what are you doing?" Goddess of Beauty walked over and reached out to pull God of Wine's hands away from his face. "You misunderstood what happened just now. We didn't do that."
God of Wine was far weaker Goddess of Beauty, and his hand was easily pried off, but his eyes remained tightly closed, his eyelashes trembling slightly.
Seeing this, the Goddess of Beauty was both amused and exasperated, and waved her hand in front of his eyes. "Hey, open your eyes, it's really nothing."
God of Wine turned his face to the side:
"I won't open my eyes. I saw what you were doing just now. Hai was lying on the chair, and you were right next to him, so close, your lips were almost touching. Who knows if you were...?"
He stopped mid-sentence, realizing his mistake, and quickly swallowed the rest of his sentence.
Sea God placed his hands on God of Wine's shoulders, leaned slightly forward, his lips almost touching Dionysus's ear, and spoke in a low, sinister voice:
"Wine, didn't you just say you didn't see anything? How can you describe it in such detail? You didn't see everything, did you? If that's the case, then I..."
The sound drifted lightly into his ears, and God of Wine felt as if a cold wind had swept across his earlobes.
The hairs on the back of his neck stood on end.
God of Wine suddenly opened his eyes, hid behind Goddess of Beauty, grabbed Goddess of Beauty's sleeves with both hands, and peeked out half his head to hurriedly explain:
"Okay, okay, I saw it all! I won't tell Xiu, but you can't do this again! You really can't! Otherwise, Xiu might cry if he finds out."
God of Wine imagined himself as Asura God, thinking about how heartbroken he would be if his lover were having an affair with another Old Self.