What Did You Do to Me? I'm Straight!
In other words, those nascent storms were silently suppressed by a single hand when they were still just sparks in the sky.
And you've probably already guessed whose hands these are, right?
Throughout this entire affair, the biggest beneficiary was only one God.
All of this, from beginning to end, was a scheme orchestrated by the Sea God.
When he was still the Sea God, he went from seemingly ordinary acts of kindness to timely acts of assistance, and step by step, he was elevated to the position of God King.
Perhaps God would ask.
If everything else is fake, then what about the Desert God?
The other party had a grudge against the Sea God, and in order to show his magnanimity, the Sea God created the position of supervisor, which was second only to himself, for the Desert God, so that the other party could keep an eye on him at all times.
This can't be fake, right?
This is absolutely wrong.
The Desert God did indeed have a grudge against the Sea God, but that was the previous Desert God. The current Desert God has absolutely no grudge against the Sea God, okay?
And they, the Gods, were merely following the Sea God's plan, step by step walking to the place the other wanted them to go.
Of course, this doesn't mean there aren't intelligent gods.
For example, gods like the God of Time or the God of Fate.
To them, these were simply inevitable events, and naturally they wouldn't try to stop them.
Or, for example, other gods.
These gods had already been dealt with one by one by the Sea God, according to his plan.
There were both inducements and threats.
As for those who can't reach an agreement, just kill them.
Okay, let's get rid of these clever and pragmatic gods.
The remaining gods will only truly realize this much, much later. And when they finally belatedly understand and look back at those past details, they will suddenly realize the truth and feel a chill run down their spines.
But by then, it was too late.
The Kingdom of God has been established, the rules have been formulated, and the pattern has long been determined. But their positions, their habits, their thoughts... have long been controlled by the God of the Sea.
Even if they figure it out now, they can't cause any trouble.
At that time, the Sea God had become the unshakeable God King within the Divine Realm.
At this moment, our God King- King, the Sea God, sat upon his Divine Throne. He felt that he had never been happier than now. The joy that welled up from the bottom of his heart was deafening.
He succeeded and took this position.
At the pinnacle of this Divine Realm, above Gods.
However, for the Sea God, taking this position is only the beginning; he still has much to do. For example, right now, his first task is to drive away his true form.
At the same time, Su Qingci received a notification.
A line of text popped up on the System Panel.
The Sea God costume's Roleplay Value has reached 100%.
Sea God a wave of his hand, Wuma Xiu out of his body. Now that his true form was still there, it would only slow down his sword-drawing speed. Wumashu could go wherever he wanted, as long as he didn't get in his way.
Wuma Xiu, his face dark, stared at the leisurely Sea God on the Divine Throne, his chest heaving violently, and immediately roared:
"What have you done to me, Sea God?!"
At this moment, his feelings were indescribably strange. He hadn't felt anything was wrong when they were together, but after they separated, an unprecedented anger surged from the bottom of his heart, burning him to the point of being cooked.
Sea God sat regally on his Divine Throne, and in response to his question, merely smiled:
What could I do for you? I didn't do anything.
"Of course, if you want to hit me, you'd better hit yourself. After all, I'm just another version of you."
Wuma Xiu almost spat out a mouthful of blood, and retorted:
"What do you mean by 'another personality'? I'm not gay, I'm straight! Straight man, straight man, straight man, I'm straight! And what have you been doing to me these past few days? I tolerated you touching other people inappropriately, but you actually kissed me! That was my first kiss, my first kiss!"
Wuma Xiu said he could not accept it.
He's straight, okay?
But then, he actually kissed his crush.
He's the kind of God of Misfortune who seems cold and aloof, but once he falls in love, he'll probably be devoted to you completely.
Although he didn't use his current lips to kiss her, he still remembers it!
It was crystal clear, not a single detail was missed.
"Vomit--"
Wuma Xiu couldn't hold it in any longer and started gagging while leaning against a pillar.
His first kiss.
How did it end up being given to a man out of nowhere?
The more he thought about it, the more upset he became, his stomach churning violently.
I tried to vomit for a long time, but nothing came out.
After all, he is now a god and can't spit out anything.
The Sea God tilted his head, and a pale blue Divine Power silently emanated, enveloping Wuma Xiu and bringing him to his side.
He gently stroked the other person's head.
"It's okay. To me, those are just necessary steps on the road to success. Besides, don't worry, you're still straight. Straight as a rock."
Unfortunately Wuma Xiu wasn't buying it at all.
He forcefully slapped the other person's hand away, and was now frantically wiping his mouth, sneering as he did so:
"Hehe, we're all just people, don't pretend with me."
He knew exactly what kind of person this person was.
He appears gentle and mild-mannered, but is actually full of scheming.
Those comforting words sounded nice, but they really made him act like a little puppy.
Sea God smiled gently again, raising his hand to pinch Wuma Xiu's puffed-up cheeks, which were puffed up with anger.
"Yes, you said it yourself, we're all just ourselves. What I am, isn't that what you are too?"
He pressed his fingertips firmly, creating a shallow indentation on the soft cheek, then slowly withdrew them, his smile deepening.
"But I must say, you're actually quite cute, especially when you're angry."
Wuma Xiu was even angrier.
This feeling is something most people really can't understand.
His anger was burning fiercely, and he wanted nothing more than to throw a punch and smash the face in front of him to pieces.
But the other person was himself.
When he beats up the other person, isn't he essentially beating himself?
But if I don't beat him up, this anger will get stuck in my chest.
Wuma Xiu's face was flushed, as if someone had smeared the sunset on his face.
He glared at the Sea God, yet he was utterly helpless against him.
Fight? We can't win.
Reasoning? He's the same person on the other end; he knows better than anyone that he can't win an argument.
So he could only hold his breath in his chest, making Wuma Xiu's breathing become heavier.
Smiles can change, but ever since he took off the card, a smile has never appeared on Wuma Xiu's face.
But at this moment, the Sea God's smile was genuine.
He found teasing his own body increasingly amusing.
Perhaps in the future, when he's bored or feeling down, he can tease the other person more. Just now, the other person's sullen expression was actually quite amusing.