Hurting the Enemy at Your Own Expense
Wuma Xiu turned his head and looked at the other person; when he saw him, he felt a toothache.
He said he didn't want to talk anymore.
Sure enough, he said at the time that he had a bad feeling.
Ever since the That Matter with the Asura God, everything has gone completely out of control.
The gacha machine, tampered with by the Asura God, caused him to draw the Spring God, and the schemes of the Sea God led him to prematurely don the God of the Sea God's disguise.
Now, for some reason, this double-sided card has also appeared.
Wuma Xiu couldn't help but sigh inwardly.
Sure enough, this kind of thing shouldn't have even started.
Once it starts, gods will emerge in all sorts of strange and wonderful ways.
At this moment, in front of Wuma Xiu, a card with the word "God of Wealth" on it floated in mid-air, and behind the card, a phantom image stood up.
A handsome young man with almond-shaped eyes stood smiling.
Her skin was smooth and fair, she wore a gilded crown and a crimson brocade Brocade Robe embroidered with ingots and auspicious clouds, and a golden halo emanated from her.
"Long time no see, or rather, first time meeting."
Hello everyone, I am the God of Wealth.
The Sea God suddenly appeared before the God of Wealth, stretched out his hands, and chuckled softly:
"God of Wealth, given our relationship, I won't stand on ceremony. Please give me another hundred or so Lucky Stars. Also, could you please cancel the cooldown period for me?"
The God of Wealth shook his head, then stretched out one hand, revealing five stars above his palm.
He handed the five stars to the Sea God, saying, "There aren't that many. These are all we have."
Sea God took it, casually tucked it into his sleeve, and his smile became even brighter than before.
"Thank you so much, this has been a great help."
The Sea God reached out, his fingertips touching the corner of the God of Wealth's mouth, and lifted it upwards, adjusting the angle for him.
"Also, your smile isn't standard. A normal smile should look like this."
After the other party withdrew their hand, the God of Wealth carefully observed the curve of their expression, then nodded:
"Really? Thank you."
"You're welcome. But, Lucky, why isn't he coming out? Is he shy?"
The Sea God pressed his hand to the center of his eye socket, smiling slightly, a smile carrying a habitual, seductive quality. As soon as he finished speaking, the card in front of him that read "God of Wealth" flipped over, revealing the back, on which were written four characters:
--The God of Luck.
Suddenly, another figure appeared beside the God of Wealth of Wealth, who had originally only been standing there.
The man wore a huge, dark black, Wide-Brimmed Soft Hat. The hat was soft, with one brim drooping slightly downwards, obscuring half of his eyebrows and eyes. Light golden curly hair cascaded out from under the hat, falling in a wavy pattern to his shoulder.
The other person looked up, revealing a pair of honey-colored eyes peeking out from under the dark brim of his hat. They were bright and warm, like a ray of sunlight filtering through the clouds. He raised his hand and took off his hat, a faint smile on his face.
"It's a pleasure to meet you all."
In the Divine Realm, the God of Wealth and the God of Luck almost always appear together before the Gods, more like twins than twins themselves, and more like brothers than the other two pairs of brother gods.
As for the real reason, it's quite simple: they are essentially a god.
Originally, they should have been a unified "God of Fortune".
It was only later, for some reason, that it split in two, transforming into the God of Wealth and the God of Luck.
Seeing that the God of Luck had also appeared, the Sea God looked at Wuma Xiu with longing, his eyes so eager that he wished he could just shove the card at him.
"Xiao Xiu, hurry up and equip the card. Let me soak up the buff after you're done."
The Sea God is very keen on the buffs from the God of Wealth and the God of Luck. His God Kingdom has only just been established, and there are countless matters awaiting his attention. Although he only has a year, he believes that if he acts quickly enough, he can finish everything within that time.
"Hmph, then beg me!"
Having finally gotten the chance, Wuma Xiu was determined to vent his anger. He stood with his arms crossed, chin slightly raised, looking like he was determined to prove them wrong.
Seeing this, the Sea God immediately declared that he was always flexible and adaptable, changing his demeanor and speaking in a softer voice:
"Little Xiu, I was wrong. I shouldn't have treated you like that before. But you're just so adorable. Please, please, put this card in."
Upon hearing this, Wuma Xiu felt goosebumps rise all over his body, crawling from his arms all the way down to the back of his neck.
He shuddered violently.
This move is so devastating that it injures the enemy a thousand while damaging oneself eight hundred.
"Alright, alright, stop talking."
It's clearly the same person, so how come he doesn't know he's like this? He resolutely refuses to admit that there's anything like that about his personality.
Yeah, it's definitely because the other party has no scruples; I can't blame myself.
Thinking of this, Wuma Xiu glared at the Sea God, but finally resigned himself to his fate and stretched out his hands.
This time, he ate well, slept well, and played well—he was in top form and ready to go into work mode at any time. Besides, this level of Dissociative Identity no longer had any impact on him.
He can now face everything with composure.
Wuma Xiu stood before a group of Old Self, silently wondering who in the world could be more Dissociative Identity than him.
Just as the card was about to enter his body, he suddenly raised his hand:
"Wait a minute. I suddenly remembered, I have another question. I haven't even drawn any cards yet, so how did you guys suddenly appear?"
"Because someone made a wish. And we all heard that wish. So, we came out."
"You recognize the person who made the wish? It's Su Qingci."
The God of Wealth and the God of Luck spoke one after the other, and one of them said something.
The God of God of Wealth alone cannot actually bring about a breakthrough.
But God of Luck was on our side.
Even in the most hopeless situations, luck will sometimes find a crack, allowing him to find a glimmer of hope.
Just now, the card-drawing machine happened to malfunction slightly.
So they used this opportunity to get out.
Wuma Xiu extended his hand.
Su Qingci had already consciously emerged from his mind, reverting to the original Stickman skin, rubbing her hands together, and giving an embarrassed laugh:
"Hehe, um... could you be a little gentler, host?"
As for why it was given Stickman skin, the reason is quite simple.
It's cheap.
Even if it gets damaged by its host, it won't feel bad.
Wuma Xiu grabbed it, flattened it, rolled it into a ball, and kneaded it over and over again before finally tossing it back into his mind. After all, it had been with him for so long, he wouldn't really do anything to it. Besides, to be honest, this kind of sudden surprise was quite interesting.
"Alright."
Wuma Xiu held the card between his hands, and a burst of light shone forth.
When the light faded, the three figures that had been standing in front of him became two.
The God of Wealth and the God of Luck stand side by side in golden light.
Sea God practically clung to him immediately, leeching off the buffs, leeching off the buffs, leeching off the buffs, doing so with an air of self-righteousness. Once he had his fill, he contentedly flicked his sleeve and turned to leave.
Very good.
Next, you can make the movements even bigger.
"As Old Self, we won't show favoritism; everyone gets one."
As soon as they finished speaking, the two gods raised their hands simultaneously, one to the left and one to the right. Golden halos spread out from their bodies, transforming into countless tiny specks of light that flew toward the phantom images of each of the Old Self present.
The God of Wealth and the God of Luck bestowed a buff upon the other characters:
--[Good Fortune from the Heavens].