The Game Becomes Reality: All My Alter Egos Are Gods
Chapter 87

What's the Conclusion, Anyway?

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[5L]: Upstairs, watch out for the Moonlight Clan coming to investigate. That guy who publicly made disrespectful remarks about the Moon God Goddess on the Star Network last time, his grave is now overgrown with weeds. Ancient tyrants at most exterminated ten clans, but they're even crazier, they actually count it by planet.

[6L]: Hmph, a bunch of fake believers. A truly qualified believer should be like me. In the morning, I praise the Sun God; in the evening, I sing praises to the Moon God and the Star God; when I encounter something beautiful, I praise the Goddess of Beauty; when I drink wine, I give thanks to the God of Wine; when I meet my beloved, I thank the Love God... All Gods are beings that we mortals should revere and praise, and not one should be missing.

[7L]: To the person on the sixth floor, you still have the nerve to call yourself a believer. You're juggling multiple relationships; be careful you don't get caught and die a horrible death.

[8L]: Hey buddy on the sixth floor, are you planning to worship every Gods in the Universe so that you can have some merit to offset any punishment that comes your way? That's a brilliant plan.

[9L]: Replying to the seventh and eighth floors, I am just being altruistic, thank you. Gods are all supreme beings, so praising any of them is the same as praising them. Besides, I am praising legitimate Gods, not Evil God.

[10L]: Speaking of Evil Gods, here's a little-known fact: the Evil God Order has been disbanded, and it's said that the entire cult is now sweeping the streets and planting trees every day.

[11L]: What? That Evil God Order is now sweeping the streets and planting trees? What kind of hellish joke has come true? Has the Federation run out of money to support cleaning robots?

[12L]: Not only that, I heard that the first thing they do every morning is to recite the atonement prayer in front of the Deity Statue of the Goddess of Beauty, and they also recite it again before going to bed. They are not allowed to eat until they finish reciting it; it's a rule they set themselves.

[13L]:...

[14L]: We've gone off-topic! Back to the main point. Moon God and the Goddess of Beauty, I choose the Moon God Goddess. I think my heart would jump out of my chest just looking at the Goddess of Goddess of Beauty's face, while the Moon God Goddess at least keeps me rational.

[15L]: Upstairs, are you sure you're rational when facing the Moon God Goddess? Those fanatical followers of the Moonlight Clan would disagree.

[16L]: At most, we'll just quietly place a few bouquets of moonflowers inside the Moon God Palace.

[17L]: Holy crap, is the Moonlight Clan?

[18L]: How is that possible? I've lived this long and I've never seen Moonlight Clan post on this kind of thread.

[19L]: Image. jpg

[20L]: Holy crap, really.

[1117L]: What are you all talking about upstairs? I ship Tsukiyo.

[1118L]: What are you shipping upstairs for? Shipping everything will only hurt you. Night God is Moon God's best friend, don't ship random things, understand?

[1119L]: "Close friend", yeah, we get it.

[1120L]: You guys can find something to ship. But speaking of which, is it possible for the Goddess of Beauty and the Moon God to appear in the same place at the same time? I really want to see the two Gods together in one scene.

[1121L]: It is said that the Goddess of Beauty went to the Perching Flower Star a couple of days ago, while the Moon God has been staying in the Moon God Palace. There is no record of the two being seen together yet. But what you said upstairs reminded me. If that day really comes, just imagining the scene is enough to make me want to eat for a lifetime.

[1122L]: The Goddess of Beauty and the Moon God in the same frame? Wouldn't all the other suitors go crazy? Putting aside everything else, the Sun God would go crazy first.

[1123L]: Sun God: No one can get near my brother! Not even the Goddess of Beauty! Star God: Meteorite warning, anyone who gets close to my brother, I'll smash them to death.

[1124L]: LOL, the divine image of the Sun God and Star God protecting their brother and sister will never crumble. But I really want to know what they're like in front of the Moon God?

[1125L]: Speaking of which, this thread has been open for so long, why haven't any followers of Love God spoken up? Love God is a god too, and he's quite handsome, so why hasn't anyone nominated him?

[1126L]: Love God seems to be withdrawn lately. According to rumors, someone saw Love God tied up in a ball with Red Thread on the Perching Flower Star.

[1127L]: Love God has tied himself up with his own Red Thread? What kind of performance art is this?

[1128L]: Could it be that the Red Thread is trying to offend someone below? It's not like it's absolutely forbidden to cross that line.

[1129L]: The person upstairs clearly eats too well; they eat everything. What, want to become a connoisseur of connoisseurship?

[1130L]: Certificate (15). jpg, Sorry, I don't lack certificates.

[1131L]: Wow, these certificates are really valuable.

[1132L]: This is a real expert.

[1133L]: It is said that the Love God has now retreated to the Love God Palace and recites the Mind-Cleansing Mantra to the Red Thread every day.

[1134L]: Love God: I am the god of love, and no one understands love better than me. Goddess of Beauty: What did you just say? Love God:... Nothing.

[100134L]: So what's the conclusion? This thread has been debated for so long, who really won?

[100135L]: The conclusion is... I don't know either.

[Goddess of Beauty]: The conclusion, of course, is that you can only like me, and the moon is mine.

After the message was posted, everyone remained silent for a full five minutes. It wasn't that no one had seen it; rather, everyone was stunned upon seeing the message.

Their initial thought was, shouldn't this be [100136L]? How can text appear?

Then.

Ah, the Goddess of Beauty? Could it really be her?

Then they clicked on the spokesperson's profile picture and found nothing there; it was like a ghost account.

[Goddess of Beauty]: Hey, where is everyone? Don't you believe me? I'm right here in the Moon God Palace, lying on the Moon's lap.

[Goddess of Beauty]: Image.

The moment the picture was opened, everyone who saw it instinctively held their breath.

In the scene, the Goddess of Beauty lies on the lap of the Moon God, her dark hair flowing like the night sky, a smile playing on her lips, her eyes looking over the screen.

The Moon God lowered his head slightly, his long, slender, white hand resting on the Goddess of Beauty's head, his fingertips sinking into her dark hair. He didn't look at the camera, but quietly lowered his eyelashes, his gaze falling on the Goddess of Beauty's face on his lap, a hint of indulgence in his cool expression.

A line of gold text was also added next to it.

[See? I never lie! ✌︎ ॑꒳ ॑✌︎]

It's true, it's actually true.

Oh my god.

They were incredibly fortunate to witness the true faces of the Moon God and the Goddess of Beauty, even together in one frame. No one doubted the authenticity of the image, because anyone who had seen it knew it was genuine.

No one but a god could possess such a face.

On this day, this image appeared in every corner of the Universe and was saved countless times.

[Goddess of Beauty]: Yue said it himself that he likes me the most.

[Moon God]: I didn't say that.

[Star God]: Brother, when did this guy get here! And Big Brother, you actually went to see him without telling me!

[Sun God]: You're talking about me. Don't think I don't know you've done this many times before.

[Night God]: Light, do you like him?

[Love God]: What!

The flood of IDs that followed left everyone's minds blank. Those who had previously spouted nonsense, gullibly praising and swearing to be the Gods' dogs were all silenced.

It's not that I don't want to speak, it's that I'm afraid to.

They frantically scrolled up their chat history.

Question: Is it too late to delete it now?

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