Why Can't People Eat Shit?
What is this thing?
Su Luo frowned as she watched Layton and Guan Ziyang being swept away by the ten towering "giant dung mountains" and sent flying like two pebbles hit by a sea of dung.
"How did they combine these Spells? They're so disgusting."
While observing, Su Luo's hands moved non-stop, rapidly adjusting the Spell sequence of the two wands.
It must be said that although this combination of Spells involving poop is quite bizarre, the terrifying propulsion it generates is real, even faster than Layton's [Teleport Bullet], it's just a pity that the direction cannot be freely adjusted during the movement.
The first wand rose, its tip flashing slightly. A [Trigger Spark Bullet] was fired silently, landing in the designated area and instantly expanding into three slightly Number One [Chaos Fields ].
Immediately afterwards, a second spark bomb swept an even greater distance, deploying three more fields in symmetrical positions. Six gray-black spherical force fields were precisely arranged to form the six faces of a cube.
Immediately afterwards, Su Luo switched to his second wand. Without hesitation, he chose to empty his Dharma Power, and a full twenty blazing [Flame Spears ] appeared out of thin air at the center of the six Chaos Field with a relatively slow initial velocity.
These Flame Spears, like headless flies trapped in mosquito coil vapor, began to frantically crash into everything. Whenever they touched the edge of the [Chaos Field], they would encounter a powerful deflecting force, bouncing them to the opposite side or the side. Within this confined space, the Flame Spears repeatedly deflected and accelerated at an ever-increasing speed.
Then, the Flame Spear split into three smaller Flame Spears, and their speeds continued to increase.
At the same time, Su Luo was also replenishing the Flame Spears at a rate of five to six per second.
As can be seen, within the hollow section sandwiched by six gray-black [Chaos Field], the number of Flame Spears is constantly increasing, and their speed is also getting faster and faster, transforming into countless crimson streams of light, weaving an increasingly dense net within the narrow space.
Damage Stacking...
On Guan Ziyang's side, Layton was pressed chest to back against him, their bodies locked in a tense standoff.
[Negative sentiment value from Layton +100861!]
[Negative sentiment value from Layton +53457!]
The rapidly flashing numbers on the Talent Plane startled Guan Ziyang, who was momentarily stunned by the overwhelming "manure wind," before a surge of indescribable elation welled up within him.
The world's top experts are truly something else! Even the negative emotion values they provide are so powerful and impressive!
Layton gagged, the Spell's aftercast animation finally ending, and he quickly used [Teleport Bullet] to escape.
With a flash of silver light, he vanished instantly from the terrifying impact, leaving only the lingering sound of retching.
"I'm speechless. How can anyone still play with poop? Ugh~"
It stinks! Layton patted the poop off his body, but the more he patted, the more poop appeared, the stickier it became, and the stronger the smell became.
The speed of the ten giant dung mountains finally slowed down, like manure trucks that had completed their mission, and crashed down, "fertilizing" a large area, the pungent smell almost solidifying.
Guan Ziyang expressionlessly broke free from the still slightly wriggling, steaming pile of "mountain" remains.
The Spell's cooldown was over. He turned his head, his cold gaze assessing Su Luo's location, then turned and aimed his rear at Su Luo.
When someone points their ass at you, they might not be trying to seduce you, but rather to attack you with their excrement.
Raise the staff and cast a spell.
"I'm no longer clean, and your companions are no longer clean either! What are you waiting for?!"
Su Luo, who was preparing a powerful attack, twitched her brow and switched her wand to change the Spell with lightning speed.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the battlefield, the long-tongued madman who relied on the "Black Hole" defense to successfully restore his Health Points to full—[Food]—seems to have been awakened by some more Essence desire.
He stuck out his ridiculously long tongue and caught a delicious aroma in the air.
He no longer maintained the protective "Black Hole" Spell, because something more important than mere special qualifications had appeared outside.
That guy who can summon ghosts summoned a whole bunch of delicious-smelling things; he needs to hurry out and taste them to make sure they're right before someone else steals them from him.
You can't get this much good food in the Land of Darkness. If he'd known there was good food in the Trait Dungeons, he would have come every day.
This scene unexpectedly sparked a surge of inspiration in his previously Chaos mind, making him want to recite a "poem" he had just come to understand:
The History of Shishi's Eating Feces
The act of defecating in the stone chamber was how I first came to know what excrement was.
Shi Shishi, Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi.
The glutton observes the excrement and releases his devouring power at the opportune moment.
The gluttonous man devours excrement, which is truly a case of consuming the world.
The world swore to abandon its filth, and the power of the beast began to wane.
Just as he was engrossed in his work, a woman's voice suddenly came from behind him:
"I just arrived, which side has the good people?"
He guarded his food warily and turned to look at the person who had just spoken.
A female that looks delicious.
"Hey! What are you doing, inhaling turbidity?!"
The newcomer was surprised and instinctively raised his wand to cast a spell.
[Wand]
[...]
[Current Spell: Big Stone]
[Big rock]
[Summon a large rock]
[Dharma Power Cost: 20]
[Casting Delay: +0.15 seconds]
In the blink of an eye, Su Luo only had time to remove all her Spells and replace them with an ordinary Spell.
With his exaggerated personal modifiers, Su Luo summoned a huge pile of boulders in an instant.
A whole bunch of boulders were summoned! They were stacked on top of each other, each nearly three meters high, like miniature mountains rising out of thin air, blocking a large space between Su Luo and Guan Ziyang, forming a thick rock barrier!
"Pfft! Pfft--!"
Su Luo listened expressionlessly to the continuous, muffled thuds of soft matter violently crashing against the pile of boulders. His gaze then shifted to the array of Flame Spears that had been charging for nine seconds.
Although the massive stone walls blocked most of the frontal impact, numerous gaps inevitably existed between the rocks.
Like a high-pressure water jet piercing through the crevices of a reef, streams of yellowish-brown, viscous solid-liquid mixture violently erupted from those crevices at astonishing speed and high pressure!
Su Luo nimbly dodged the direct hits of these "high-pressure streams of excrement," but the air was already filled with an intensely fragrant aroma that could instantly knock out an ordinary person. The ground beneath her feet had also become muddy and difficult to tread.
Su Luo pondered whether she should retrieve this guy's magic wand from the pile of dung after he was eliminated.
As Guan Ziyang was pushed against the pile of boulders by his own "mountain of excrement," his heart skipped a beat when he felt the solid touch on his back:
"Broken!"
He reacted extremely quickly, immediately cutting out the "healing staff" and starting to cast healing Spells on himself as if it were free.
'What's going on? Why isn't his Talent receiving any negative emotional value from that blue-robed guy? Faced with this situation, doesn't he feel even a hint of disgust, anger, or embarrassment? Is this guy emotionless?!'
Based on experience, the stronger a person is, the higher the quality of their emotions, and the more negative emotional value they provide.
This guy didn't provide any at all. Could it be that, like that madman, he likes... shit?