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Days of Courting Death in Azeroth
Chapter 330

A Bull Beneath the Peonies

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Robbie was aware of Experiment 335's nefarious intentions; he wanted to take advantage of the situation to have an affair with Jaina, the Daughter of the Sea.

"I advise you to rein in your lustful thoughts." Robbie recalled the terrifying appearance of Jaina's Old Gods incarnation—thick, dense eyes, octopus-like tentacles, horrifying and disgusting, like a monster from a nightmare.

Jaina's beauty is merely a shell, an external illusion; she is truly willing to sacrifice everything for power.

"To die beneath the peony blossoms is to die a romantic death, even as a ghost. Besides, I still have you. Are you really going to just sit and watch me be killed by Jaina?"

Once Experiment 335's lust was aroused, how could he give up so easily? He carefully groomed his hair, looked at his meticulously made-up face in the mirror that resembled Anduin, and suddenly asked:

"By the way, Jaina and King Varian have only met briefly a few times on formal occasions, so it's easy to keep it from her. But what about that cow, Tina? They've shared a bed for years; she must know King Varian very well."

"You can rest assured about that." Robbie was prepared. "Just like how we see Tauren, we're all pretty much the same, and the Tauren see us in a similar way. And just in case, I've prepared this as well."

Robbie handed over a delicate little box. Inside was a dazzling diamond necklace, exquisitely polished, with a heart-shaped pendant made of a beautiful, clear, and flawless sapphire.

"Although she's a Tauren, she's still a woman. She'll instinctively lower her guard when she sees jewelry. The sapphire pendant contains a simple Charm Magic, cast personally by the Black Dragon Princess. It's of reliable quality. That Tauren doesn't understand magic and could easily fall for it, mistaking you for King Varian."

"My God, it's so beautiful! I even suspect that if I gave it to Jaina, she would immediately side with us." Experiment 335 played with the diamond necklace, admiring it dearly.

"That's impossible. Don't try to use magic in front of an Archmage." Robbie hesitated for a moment, finding it an interesting suggestion, but finally produced a more beautiful diamond necklace without any Charm Magic.

"An interesting idea; why not try to understand a woman's heart?"

The Land of Gentle Cows.

Experiment 335 knocked on the back door, and a servant opened it, only to be astonished to see "King Varian" in full military attire.

The servants, of course, dared not be disrespectful to His Majesty the King, not even daring to glance at his face. Moreover, King Varian usually came here discreetly, always in a hurry, so the servants could only judge him by his clothing.

"Your King, what brings you here? Today is not the appointed day."

Of course, King Varian would visit his mistress based solely on his own whims and wouldn't inform a mere servant.

Experiment 335 said nothing, only strode into the exquisite villa with a gloomy face and an imposing, unapproachable air, his servants bowing and following behind. He had already been bribed by Jaina and Marshal Windsor; as soon as King Varian entered the villa, he would find an opportunity to send out Magic Beacon.

Robbie followed behind Experiment 335. The servant sensed that this guard was different. Wearing thick armor and with his face covered by a helmet, Robbie was clearly not the same person as the previous attendant. However, a lowly servant dared not question King Majesty's change of attendants.

The servant led "King Varian" through the long corridor, then opened the door, took the King's coat, and quickly went into the dressing room, secretly sending Magic Beacon to Jaina.

The female Tauren Tina had already come out to greet them warmly. Among the Tauren, she was considered petite, even shorter than King Varian. She had particularly large, watery, and alluring eyes that made her look especially cute, and her figure was curvaceous, with ample curves in all the right places.

When Tina saw "King Varian," she hesitated for a moment, feeling a sense of unfamiliarity. Experiment 335, seeing this, immediately took out a diamond necklace and handed it to her. Tina's big, watery eyes immediately sparkled like stars, and the feeling of unfamiliarity vanished. She felt that the person in front of her was her beloved, and immediately gave him a big hug.

Experiment 335 rolled his eyes upwards, nearly fainting. After Tina released her strong arms, Experiment 335 bent over, panting heavily. The Tauren's passion was truly terrifying, especially his hairy body and strong body odor, which almost made Experiment 335 faint.

Although he lived the life of a Tauren for a time, he was, after all, a strong bull back then.

Moreover, her lover is Cairne Bloodhoof's daughter, who is very clean and bathes frequently. She's not like this country bumpkin cow, whose frail human body is simply not up to the task of enjoying the Tauren's passion.

Robbie barely managed to suppress his laughter, almost bursting out laughing, but thankfully his helmet prevented him from losing control.

The room was small, but luxuriously furnished. Thick animal hides covered the wide chairs, making them comfortable and warm. After Experiment 335 settled in, Tina the cow sat beside him. Servants brought fine wine, roast meat, and fresh milk. The two snuggled together intimately, whispering sweet nothings and enjoying their drinks.

Tauren are much stronger than humans. Even a casual, affectionate gesture from Tina sends shivers down his spine, ravaging his body and mind. He feels as if his body is about to fall apart, yet he has no choice but to maintain a smile.

Experiment 335 then realized that he had been careless, thinking that his experience with the Tauren was enough to handle a cow, which was a huge mistake.

Experiment 335 even suspected that Varian's transformation from a slender young man into the Arena champion, the Ghost Wolf who struck fear into the hearts of his enemies, might be related to his life experiences with Tina.

After enduring such inhumane and beautiful torture, it would be difficult not to become strong.

Experiment 335 looked at Robbie with pleading eyes, Robbie deliberately looked out the window, pretending not to see.

He died beneath the peony blossoms, but sadly, the object of his suffering was a cow. Experiment 335 prayed deep down that Jaina would appear quickly and help him escape this hellish torment. He couldn't help but wonder, how could Varian be so able to tolerate Tina? Was he a masochist?

Although the time was short, it felt incredibly long to Experiment 335. Finally, he smelled an alluring perfume. Experiment 335 had done his research beforehand and knew that it was a perfume specially formulated by Jaina.

Suddenly, a beautiful, graceful blonde woman appeared in the room. The Tauren Tina felt threatened. She knew that King Varian had many lovers, but they never met, so they remained at peace.

"Someone actually chased me all the way to my turf out of jealousy!" Tina was furious. She stood up, snorting, and said:

"You shameless little bitch, I'll fight you to the death."

Tina slammed her hooves into the ground, lowered her head, and charged toward Jaina, her sharp horns aimed at Jaina's high breasts.

Bang!

With a gentle flick of Jaina finger, Tina transformed into a pure white, long-haired rabbit. Jaina bent down, cradled the rabbit in her arms, and gazed at "King Varian" with a warm, perfect smile.

Upon seeing the "stranger" appear, Robbie, as a guard, immediately stepped in front of Experiment 335, drew his longsword from his waist, and pointed it at Jaina.

"Guards, step back." Experiment 335 feigned authority, standing up. "Your Excellency Jaina, what brings you to see me?"

King Varian referred to himself as "this king," which, while not wrong, was slightly different from the Varian she remembered. Jaina tilted her head in slight confusion. Experiment 335, seeing this, realized he had been too presumptuous and quickly took out the second diamond necklace that Robbie had prepared.

Upon seeing the exquisite necklace, Jaina's eyes shone like stars, and all her doubts vanished.

After reading it, Robbie sighed softly. Jaina and Tina the cow did have some similarities.

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