Occasionally, Experiment 335 would think, "If I were King Varian, I would surely destroy the Horde, save the people from their suffering, become a wise and mighty King, and be remembered for generations to come, beloved by the people!"
But when he actually became Varian, he was initially treated with great hospitality by the cow Tina, putting him in a completely passive position.
He hoped Jaina would appear and save him from the cow's torment, but when he actually saw Jaina, he became nervous and almost exposed himself, so he had no choice but to give her the diamond necklace.
Seeing Jaina's ecstatic expression and childlike demeanor, Experiment 335, for some reason, suddenly knelt on the ground.
"Beautiful Jaina, please marry me."
Damn it, Experiment 335 secretly regretted his impulsive and rash action and cursed himself fiercely.
But he had to keep acting; after all, it was the advantage of being a time traveler—he could easily spout sweet nothings.
"After my beloved Tiffin passed away, I thought I would never find true love again, and I was drowning in a sea of bitterness from which I could not extricate myself. Until I met you, how fortunate I am to have met you. My love for you is like the exploding Well of Eternity, the Sundering, all for that one moment of brilliance. Let our love be like Maelstrom, never to cease. Until the end of my life, I will love you as I did at the beginning, my dear Jaina, will you marry me?"
Jaina was stunned. Experiment 335 had performed admirably. Even Prince Kael'thas, the Dalaran, had never been so shameless in his pursuit of love.
It must be said that Experiment 335's quick thinking had an unexpected effect. Jaina was completely shocked, which made her instinctively ignore the fact that the guy in front of her was a fake. The real King Varian was very different from him. Although Jaina had not met Varian often, she should have been able to notice some differences.
"Are you proposing to me? Wait, I'm not ready."
Jaina was a little flustered, looking panicked and at a loss. In fact, she had prepared a set of arguments, including threats, coercion, and enticement, and if all else failed, she would kidnap him. But now her plans had been completely disrupted.
Robbie watched out the window without showing any emotion. Experiment 335's unexpected performance had rendered all their plans ineffective, turning the whole thing into a ridiculous farce.
"I'm willing to kneel on the ground and wait for you to be ready." Experiment 335 remained kneeling, gazing at Jaina with tender affection, secretly hating himself for being so shameless.
"King Varian, I've come to discuss important matters with you, not to indulge in personal feelings." Jaina was a little flustered and could only try her best to calm herself down.
"What could be more important than our union?" Experiment 335 shamelessly declared, "Kingdom of Stormwind, Theramore, humanity should unite, embracing each other for warmth."
Jaina felt a bit of a headache and waved her hand, saying, "Alright, King Varian, such a hasty courtship is rather ill-considered. I think we should start by getting to know each other and then proceed gradually."
"In fact, I don't care about your past, Jaina," Experiment 335 said sincerely.
"I don't care about you, Prince Arthas of Lordaeron, Prince Kael'thas of the Elven Prince, Thrall, or countless other Orcs Tauren Half-Orcs, Centaur, and Ogres."
"Damn it, there's no such thing as countless Orcs, Tauren, Half-Orcs, Centaur, or Ogres."
Jaina was furious upon hearing this. She slightly raised her hand, and the power of magic lifted up Experiment 335, who was kneeling. After this farce, Jaina felt that she did not know King Varian well enough and no longer doubted that the guy in front of her was actually an imposter.
"King Varian, let's talk like adults. I think you should know the importance of peace. Thrall's Horde is thriving, with a strong Night Elf race, nearly wiping them out. Malfurion has knelt before Thrall more than once, begging for mercy, Thrall has spared his life over a hundred times. As the leader of the Alliance, I hope you can set an example and not let the Night Elves be so presumptuous as to offend the great Invincible Savior."
Jaina was clearly taking advantage of Varian's naiveté and lack of political acumen, believing him to be spouting nonsense. If Varian were truly here, she might actually believe him.
Experiment 335 didn't believe a single word Jaina said, not even a punctuation mark. He sat arrogantly on the bench, declaring, "I am Varian, and also..."
No, he wanted to declare with the same domineering presence as Varian, "I am Varian, and I am Lo'Gosh." But it was too early to say that now, and he stammered for a while, unable to find the words. Robbie, standing beside him, whispered a reminder: "Anduin."
"Yes, yes, "Experiment 335 quickly replied, "I am Varian, and also Anduin's father. My father taught me that beautiful women are all liars. Jaina, you have greatly disappointed me."
In fact, Experiment 335 did not perform well because he was too nervous and said whatever came to mind, completely forgetting the carefully crafted storyline by Black Dragon Princess and Robbie.
Jaina, however, adopted a cautious demeanor, thinking to herself that Varian wasn't as foolish as rumored; he had seen through her lie at a glance. She quickly changed the subject. "Your Majesty King Varian, I believe you are aware of the situation in Azeroth. Although it appears calm on the surface, turmoil lurks beneath. In the north, the Lich King Arthas is eyeing us covetously; in Outland, the Demon Hunter Illidan is stirring; the Firelord is wreaking havoc in Molten Core; the Black Dragon Prince is conducting dangerous experiments in Blackrock Mountain; and, not to mention, the Black Dragon Princess Onyxia is right here in Stormwind City."
Experiment 335 abruptly waved his hand, interrupting Jaina's boastful talk. "This is nothing. Arthas is my childhood friend, Illidan is my good buddy, the Firelord is just a small flame, and the Black Dragon Prince and Black Dragon Princess? Heh heh, I've never taken them seriously. As long as I, Varian, protect Azeroth, it's destined to be peaceful."
Jaina's face darkened upon hearing this. She shook her head and sighed, realizing that King Varian was actually a megalomaniac. This gave her a deeper understanding of His Majesty the King.
Robbie had already discussed with Experiment 335 this negotiation was destined to break down. How could such an important matter as the peace talks between the Alliance and the Horde be settled in one go? It would be too easy to arouse suspicion. Jaina had to be forced to reveal all her cards before she would "reluctantly" agree.
"King Varian, I hope you can recognize your own strength. Only Thrall, the Savior, can save Azeroth. We are all willing to give everything to save Azeroth, while you are here leisurely and boastful." Jaina gradually raised her voice and began to use threatening language.
Experiment 335 looked at Jaina, who was consumed by rage, and asked, "Are you truly willing to give everything to save Azeroth?"
"Of course!" Jaina replied matter-of-factly.
"Very well, then, I'll grant you all your wishes if you become Anduin's mother."
"You!" Jaina was speechless. She never expected that the King of Kingdom of Stormwind would be so despicable and shameless. Not only that, but Experiment 335 deliberately came closer to smell the alluring perfume on Jaina's body.
"Beautiful Lady Jaina, to save Azeroth, you need to make some sacrifices. If you agree to one small request, I'll even kill the Old Gods for you."
He reached out his Evil right hand and groped under Jaina's skirt.
Before they could even touch anything substantial, Experiment 335 cried out in pain, quickly pulling his right hand back, his fingers dripping with blood.