One Piece: How Many Divisions Do the Five Elders Have?
Chapter 52

Beautiful Marine Girl

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"Inappropriate content?"

"Should we still open it?"

Sanji stared wide-eyed in disbelief at the thumbnail and text message that appeared on the screen that had unfolded from the Den Den Mushi's abdomen.

In this thumbnail, you can vaguely see several shapely older women raising their legs and swaying their hips to show off their charm.

Sanji calmed down.

Ignite his last cigarette.

"The ladies need me."

"How could a mere risk stop a gentleman like me!"

Like a high school student visiting an inappropriate website for the first time, Sanji was excited, his hands trembling, and he instinctively clicked on the icon...

The internet in the One Piece world is empty; there's nothing there.

If Sanji were searching for something else, he would definitely find nothing.

But by sheer coincidence, or perhaps thanks to a kindred spirit, the only resource that Ma Qiao posted online was the "North Blue Girls" magazine, which he had subscribed to for over five years.

He Scan each issue and made it into an electronic version.

This also makes it easier to enjoy the scenery and relieve boredom while fishing.

Therefore, although this website is marked as a risky site, its content is actually genuine.

Although it wasn't the "East Blue Ladies" that Sanji longed for, "North Blue Girls" felt more familiar and had a more homely feel to Sanji.

He was like Nezumi that had fallen into a rice jar, happily swimming around in the world of magazines.

One hour later.

"No, no, I can't watch anymore!"

Sanji struggled to close the magazine webpage.

Sanji, who is only 16 years old, is the ultimate pervert who will suffer a nosebleed and have to receive a blood transfusion because he watched Mermaid. He only read a magazine for an hour and his nosebleed filled a small bucket.

If we continue watching, our lives might be in danger.

Sanji plugged Sanji's nose with cotton and bowed to the Den Den Mushi: "From now on, you are my biological father, and I will definitely feed and drink you well!"

At that moment, the leader of a violent gang in North Blue suddenly sneezed and continued his research...

Just as Sanji was about to put down the Den Den Mushi and go to bed, he suddenly noticed a default penguin icon on the Den Den Mushi screen.

"Penguins? What are they for?"

Sanji, unaware of why, clicked on the icon.

On the Dog-Head Warship.

The banquet continued.

Watching Garp stick chopsticks into his nostrils and then dance joyfully, Ma Qiao finally realized that he was Luffy's biological son.

"Ma Qiao!"

Suddenly, a soft female voice rang in Ma Qiao's ear.

"Tashigi?"

Ma Qiao put down the half-eaten pork hock he was holding, turned around and asked curiously, "Tashigi Petty Officer First Class, do you want some meat?"

"I'm full, thank you for your hospitality!"

Tashigi bowed very politely.

"Hey, why are you thanking me? These supplies all came from Vice Admiral Garp's ship! All the supplies on our ship were burned by that wretched Urpo D. Kuro!"

Ma Qiao sighed sincerely, "Come on, have a bite. You have great potential and need more nourishment."

With that, Ma Qiao forcefully shoved the large pork hock into Tashigi's hands.

"Huh? Actually, I don't like it... Ah... Thank you!"

Tashigi has a hard time saying no.

Although I had absolutely no interest in this kind of food that was too oily, I still reluctantly took it in my hand.

With her other hand, she opened the small handbag at her waist, took out a Den Den Mushi, and said with some remorse, "Mr. Ma Qiao, Captain Smoker asked me to keep this Audio-Visual Den Den Mushi safe, but it seems to be broken..."

"It's not broken!"

Ma Qiao shook his head, skillfully flipped the Den Den Mushi over, and then rubbed its belly.

Suddenly, a square screen lit up.

"This is a new type of Smart Touchscreen Den Den Mushi, and it's very powerful!"

Ma Qiao quickly swiped his finger, introducing Tashigi to various basic functions, including built-in mini-games like Snake and Tetris.

Like most girls, Tashigi really enjoys these little games.

However, perhaps due to her naturally clumsy hands, Tashigi could never pass the first level in any of the mini-games.

After playing for a while, she pointed to an icon and asked, "Mr. Ma Qiao, what is this penguin?"

"This one... is called Big Bird QQ!"

Ma Qiao, opened the app, and registered a QQ account. "This is a groundbreaking invention that can redefine how people connect and revolutionize the social landscape!"

With that, Ma Qiao held up the Den Den Mushi, pointed its eye at Tashigi, and said, "Smile! Cheese!"

The Tashigi reflex arc is relatively slow.

With a flash of light, the image of a man carrying a long sword, holding a pork hock, and looking completely bewildered was captured in the photograph.

Ma Qiao set this photo as his profile picture and then changed his QQ nickname to "[The Meat-Loving Naval Beauty Swordswoman]".

The signature was changed to: [A comprehensive collection of world- Famous Swords...]

"Huh? Mr. Ma Qiao, how did you know I like collecting Famous Swords?"

Tashigi didn't complain about her online name; instead, she was surprised that Ma Qiao knew about her dream.

"I'm a top-notch lecturer who's an expert in human nature!"

Ma Qiao laughed heartily, "I can hear the mournful cry of Famous Sword falling into the hands of a villain, and the purity and kindness in your heart. I hope you can realize your dream one day!"

Tashigi's greatest dream is to collect all eighty-three Famous Swords — the Twelve Supreme Grade Blades, the Twenty-One Great Grade Swords, and the Fifty Skillful Grade Swords— from the hands of villains.

To be honest, this dream absolutely dwarfs Zoro's dream—to become the World's Greatest Swordsman.

To become the World's Greatest Swordsman, all you need to do is defeat Hawk-Eye.

Tashigi, in order to fulfill her wish, had to defeat a large group of non-humans, including Hawk-Eye, Whitebeard, and Golden Lion.

You can't expect these guys to obediently hand over their Famous Swords, can you?

Ultimately, even if Roger were alive, he couldn't have defeated so many powerful individuals and stolen their Famous Swords.

Therefore, Tashigi rarely talks about her dreams.

Every time she spoke of these things with great anticipation, she was met with merciless blows and even ridicule from those listening.

Unexpectedly, this Pirate Hunter I was meeting for the first time understood me so well.

Tashigi was very happy.

"Thank you! Mr. Ma Qiao, who understands human nature so well!"

She was about to stand up and bow to thank Ma Qiao when a large hand pressed her down.

He then took a bite out of the pork hock in her hand.

"This is so interesting!"

Garp smacked his lips, his eyes sparkling, and looked at the Den Den Mushi with excitement. "Scarf Kid, how do you play this Den Den Mushi? Teach this old man!"

Garp just saw it; that strange Den Den Mushi can flip water!

Seeing that this old thief was just as impatient as Luffy, Ma Qiao immediately perked up.

These semi-retired military leaders are certainly not short of money.

Judging from his age, Garp is also the perfect target group for online scams—oops, I mean, for manipulative spending!

Ma Qiao quickly stood up, borrowed Den Den Mushi from Tashigi, and began to teach the elderly woman how to use a smartphone.

Don't let Garp's usual carefree attitude fool you; his talent for video games far surpasses Tashigi's, and he learns things incredibly quickly, unlike an old man. He picked it up in no time.

Seeing Garp engrossed in the moment, Ma Qiao and Tashigi exchanged a glance.

Ma Qiao shrugged helplessly, while Tashigi covered her mouth and chuckled.

"Forget it, I don't think that old Garp, oh no, I mean, Garp- senpai, will put down his phone anytime soon. I'll give you a new Den Den Mushi; you can keep the old one for Garp -senpai..."

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