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Chapter 19

Xiao Wu's Confrontation with Tang San, Tang San Suddenly Flips Out

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Before long, Xiao Wu returned to the work-study students' dormitory carrying a pot of Blue Silver Grass.

As soon as she entered, Tang San, who had been waiting by the door, gave her a concerned look and asked,

"Xiao Wu, what took you so long? Where have you been all this time?"

Tang San was exceptionally attentive, almost like a "simp."

There was only one reason for this! He had recently had a dream!

In the dream, Xiao Wu and he slept in the same bed, and the two were exceptionally close.

During the winter break, Xiao Wu had even returned to Holy Soul Village with him and become the sister closest to him in this world.

The two had spent many happy days together at Nuoding Academy, and Tang San had once believed that Xiao Wu was the family member closest to him in this world.

So, to recreate the happiness in his dream, Tang San had chosen to take the initiative to get close to Xiao Wu.

However...

Having just returned to the dormitory, Xiao Wu did not even give her a proper look. After setting the flowerpot on an empty bed, she began gathering up "her" bedding.

As she packed, she explained to Wang Sheng and the others:

"I'm moving in with Lin Yan!"

"You have no idea how luxurious his private dorm is. It has a bedroom, a living room, and a big sofa!"

"Hehe~"

"From now on, I won't have to squeeze onto the communal sleeping platform with you anymore~"

Xiao Wu's vivid description made Wang Sheng and the others envious.

A private dorm!

If they could, they wanted to see what it looked like too.

Surely it was even nicer than where the nobles who bullied them every day lived, right?

Sister Xiao Wu was so lucky to be invited by that Lin Yan to share a luxurious dorm.

The children chattered among themselves, and the dormitory gradually grew lively.

And, as expected, once Tang San had collected his thoughts, he immediately objected.

"Wait!"

"You're going to live with Lin Yan? You're going to sleep together?"

Tang San rushed in front of Xiao Wu, his eyes full of disbelief.

Why was this different from the dream? Wasn't Xiao Wu supposed to grow close to him and rely on him, so the two could save each other and live happily together?

Why did Xiao Wu insist on sleeping with Lin Yan now?

"Yeah! What's wrong with that?"

Xiao Wu looked as though it were only natural, though she was also a little puzzled as she looked at Tang San.

It was as though she were asking him: What did her and Lin Yan's business have to do with him?

"No! Absolutely not!"

"How can you sleep with Lin Yan? How old are you two?"

Tang San rebuked her harshly! Even the whites of his eyes began to redden slightly.

His reaction immediately drew strange looks from Wang Sheng and the others.

Tang San realized something was amiss and explained,

"What I mean is... men and women should keep their distance. How can you sleep in the same bed as a boy you only met a few days ago?"

"That's a terrible offense against propriety!"

"Girls should be conservative and reserved."

Clearly, Tang San's remarks came from the same feudal code of ethics he had followed in his previous life.

That was what he believed in his bones, so the explanation came easily to him, and he saw nothing wrong with it.

But after hearing him, Xiao Wu knitted her brows as she looked at Tang San.

"If I remember right, a few days ago you wanted to sleep with me too, didn't you?"

"What? It's normal to share a bed with you, but sleeping with Lin Yan is an offense against propriety?"

"Why are you such a hypocrite?!"

Tang San froze!

But after only half a second, he instinctively retorted without hesitation, "That's different! I... you... how can you compare me to Lin Yan?"

"I'm the only one who's sincere about you. Lin Yan must be lying to you!"

Xiao Wu stopped what she was doing and confronted him with her hands on her hips.

"Oh, give me a break. What's different about it?"

"Oh, right!"

"It is different. You smell like shit, so stay away from me!"

As she spoke, Xiao Wu silently took half a step back, a look of disgust on her face.

Tang San paid no attention to that. Right now, all he wanted was to keep Xiao Wu from falling into Lin Yan's "clutches."

He began arguing with all his might.

"What I mean is, you sharing a bed with me would have been because..."

"It's because the quilt was mine to begin with, and we're all children. There's nothing to be worried about when everyone's squeezed together on the communal sleeping platform."

"But now you're going to sleep alone in a room with Lin Yan!"

Xiao Wu nodded.

"Yeah!"

"I'm moving in with Lin Yan precisely because I want to sleep in a big room."

"Don't you think a big, soft bed is more comfortable than this wooden plank bed?"

"And..."

"Wang Sheng and the others snore every night. It's so noisy!"

"I don't like sleeping on the communal platform with them."

With that, Xiao Wu rolled her eyes at Wang Sheng and the others, making them scratch their heads in embarrassment.

"Sister Xiao Wu, it's not like we do it on purpose."

"Who can control whether they snore?"

"I didn't say you did it on purpose. It's just that... now I have a better choice. I don't have to keep listening to you snore, and I get a big, soft bed!"

"Hehe~"

"That's that. Don't stop me!"

"If you keep stopping me, I'll fall out with you!"

Xiao Wu was in an excellent mood and couldn't be bothered wasting words with them. She picked up her packed bedding, took the flowerpot, and prepared to leave.

As she was leaving, she also gave Tang San a threatening look, telling him to hurry up and step aside if he knew what was good for him.

This time, Tang San did not try to stop her again.

"Why?"

"Why did Xiao Wu suddenly take the initiative to ask to sleep with Lin Yan? What exactly happened to her while she was out?"

"Why is the world different from the one in my dream?"

"Xiao Wu, why are you leaving me?"

Tang San felt as if a piece of flesh had suddenly been torn from his heart, but faced with reality, all he could do was watch Xiao Wu walk toward the door, step by step.

When Xiao Wu reached the door, she suddenly stopped.

Xiao Wu turned around, and Tang San was instantly overjoyed.

Tang San thought Xiao Wu had changed her mind and no longer wanted to move out.

But all Xiao Wu said was,

"Wang Sheng, you can choose a new boss for the work-study students."

"Your Sister Xiao Wu has made it ashore!"

As the saying went: a junior college was a junior college, and a bachelor's degree was a bachelor's degree; the two were as different as clouds and mud!

Xiao Wu now looked like a roommate who had made it into a bachelor's program and "forgotten her junior college roots." She stepped over the threshold of the work-study students' dormitory and kicked the door shut behind her.

Click!

The door closed with a crisp sound, leaving the others standing there in bewilderment.

Wang Sheng and the others looked at one another and sighed.

"Ai~"

"Sister Xiao Wu actually made it ashore. What a shame!"

"Speaking of which, what does 'made it ashore' mean?"

"I don't know, but I do know that from now on, we've lost Sister Xiao Wu. Life is going to get hard for the work-study students again."

Everyone chimed in, burying Tang San beneath their chatter.

Before long...

"Enough!"

Tang San suddenly flew into a rage, pointing in Wang Sheng and the others' faces as he roared.

"It's all because of you! Your snoring in the middle of the night drove Xiao Wu away!"

"It's all your fault!"

"And Teacher too! If Teacher hadn't blasted me with shit that day, I would have been sleeping in the same bed as Xiao Wu long ago!"

"Arghhh!"

"It's all your fault!"

Wang Sheng and the others: "???"

"Wait... have you gone mad?"

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