The ICU Has VIP Rooms Ready, Brothers, Go All Out

One week later, at the 749 Bureau's internal stadium.

Good heavens, what a bustling scene! The drums and gongs are deafening! Li Hongqi are waving everywhere!

The football field, usually used only for training runs, was decorated like UEFA Champions League final today.

The stands were filled with employees and their families from various departments who had come to join the fun, and there were even a few patients wearing hospital gowns who had climbed over the wall from the Abnormal Human Research Center.

On the sidelines, Amy, Soft Serve, was pushing a refrigerated cart.

The little girl was wearing a blue and white apron today, and the car was surrounded by ice cream cones.

"Everyone line up! We have vanilla and liquid nitrogen high-protein flavors!"

The Soft Serve maker's hands moved swiftly, creating blobs of steaming ice cream out of thin air.

The timidity she had when she first came to the bureau was long gone. Now, when she hears these rough men shouting, "Xiao Ruan, give me three balls!" her eyes are full of the light of being needed.

This is the 749 Spark New Year Cup!

If we don't prepare some special supplies that are high in sugar and protein, when those monsters on the field get really angry, a few of them will go into dehydration and shock!

"Popcorn! Sunflower seeds! Grilled sausage! Hey buddy over there, move your leg, you're blocking my teleportation landing point!"

Edith, Wandering Girl, wore a "Logistics Convenience Store" name tag and frantically teleported across the stands while carrying a large popcorn bucket. Her purple light flashed, and one half-second she was selling cola in the east stand, the next she was instantly teleported to the west stand to give change.

The home team's locker room.

Director Wang held up his thermos and blew on the goji berries floating on the surface.

"Comrades! This is not just a friendly match! This is a strategic game!"

Director Wang pushed up his glasses, his round face revealing a ruthless look.

Why are there people listening in?

"Those guys over there are newcomers, still carrying the arrogance of American imperialism in their bones! Today, bring out the spirit of defending our homeland in this 4-2-3-1 Tai Chi formation! Use China Kung Fu to teach them a lesson!"

Sing Sing, wearing a tight red jersey with the three large characters "749" printed on it, turned his head to look at the group of killers in the room while wrapping bandages around his feet.

Chan Ka-kui raised his leg high in place, his muscles bulging.

Ma Jun chewed gum with a cold expression, glaring fiercely at Tony beside him.

Shi Xiaoyan sat quietly in the corner, her eyes filled with murderous intent.

Listen up, guys!

Sing Sing stood up, his sneakers creaking on the floor.

"No matter what superpowers they have, we're all in this together today: go for it! No holding back! If anything goes wrong, Da Vinci and Old Man Jiang have got you covered in the ICU with VIP rooms! If you break a leg, we'll fix it with mechanical parts; if you lose a kidney, we'll replace it with a nuclear-powered one! Got it?!"

"Clear!!"

The locker room instantly filled with a murderous aura!

Are they going to play football?

This looks even more terrifying than a raid on northern Myanmar!

The away team's locker room.

The atmosphere is a completely different style.

Wolverine Logan, kicked the tactical board to the ground.

"Tactics? Tactics my ass!"

Logan pointed to the door, his face full of anger:

"Everyone, unleash your superpowers today! Smash that damn ball, along with that pretentious goalkeeper in the trench coat, into the net!!"

Daken leaned against the locker, and the bone spur on the back of his hand popped out with a "hiss," drawing several blinding sparks on the metal locker door.

Colossus Piotr stood tall and proud, his mechanical arm slamming into his metal chest. "For honor! Comrades!"

The two teams clashed fiercely in the players' tunnel.

Sing Sing and Riptide exchanged a glance, and sparks flew through the air.

Just as the two teams were preparing to line up and enter the field...

"Bang!!"

A red and black figure screamed as it crashed onto the grass!

Deadpool dusted himself off, casually got up, a shiny silver referee's whistle around his neck, a handful of red and yellow cards he'd stolen from somewhere in his hand, and grinned smugly at the entire arena.

"Hehe~! Surprised? Unexpected? The first-ever New Year Cup of the China 749 Bureau will be officiated by your beloved Wade! Anyone who dares not to give me a red envelope will be sent back to their hometown for the New Year!"

Sing Sing, who was warming up, suddenly felt a twitch in his eyelids.

I'll blanch it!

What the hell is this bastard doing here, blowing the whistle unfairly?!

A very familiar voice came from the loudspeaker in the center of the stadium.

"Channel setup, channel setup... Excuse me, viewers, I've got the wrong channel. Hello everyone, this is Commentator Zhan, and this is Commentator Zhang next to me."

Good afternoon to all viewers, whether you're watching on TV, using your computer, or even across the universe watching this match Livestream Orb via Professor Da Vinci!

"Today, we have two special guests providing commentary for this match! So, Commentator Zhang, what are your thoughts on today's game?"

"Hehe... This kind of competition is a once-in-a-century event! Compared to the Kung Fu Football Team, I'm more optimistic about the Starfire Mutants United. Hehe... If they don't restrict their abilities, today will be quite a spectacle!"

"Now, let's announce the starting lineups for both sides!!"

"First up is the Starfire Mutants United! Their head coach is Logan Wolverine with a cigar in his mouth! They've fielded a very retro 4-4-2 formation!"

"Goalkeeper... uh, a pink jelly man? Oh, Geggebu!"

It was indeed a bit Shocker.

"In defense! Silver Fox and Daken are on the flanks, and the central defensive pairing is Colossus Ichirai Hisako! This defensive line is made of steel and bone, its toughness is off the charts!"

The wolf cubs have disappeared.

"In midfield! Li Qianhuan and Storm are flying on both wings, while Polaris and Riptide are in the Polaris! This is practically a super meat grinder midfield that controls the celestial phenomena and magnetic fields!"

"The forward pairings are Toad, who just completed its sixth-stage cybernetic Mayfly!"

"On the bench are Wandering Girl, Deep Abyss, Petra, the Spot, Magik, and Jiafeite!"

"Now let's look at our 749 Kung Fu Football Team! Our head coach is Director Wang's always sitting back and enjoying the fruits of his labor! Our formation is a versatile 4-2-3-1!"

"The goalkeeper! He's a legendary cool guy... uh, Yan Shuangying, the great hero Yan!!"

"The backcourt! From left to right: Shi Xiaoyan, Xu Xi, Ma Jun, and Li Ding'an!"

"Double defensive midfielders! Bald detective Ling Lingwu teams up with police superwoman Yang Liqing!"

"Three attacking midfielders! Chan Ka-kui, Hong Wubi, and Yang Jianhua!"

"The single arrow pointing directly at the front is our ace in the 749 Overseas Recruitment Office—Director Sing Sing!!"

"The bench is truly star-studded! Master Duan Shuiliu, Tony, David, and a host of other top players are ready to step in! Cao Dahua, Tsao Sir, and A Le are also warming up their old, calloused legs in the warm-up area!"

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The official live stream room, including the Alien Livestream Orb, was flooded with dense text in the chat.

"This formation is so well-arranged, Yama would have to work overtime all night to study its tactics!"

"Physical Salvation vs. Magical Clash"

"To be honest, if Geggebu were the goalkeeper, the ball would melt if it went in, right?"

"I bet on the Kung Fu Team to win with the handicap, Lao Wang, don't mess with me!"

Deadpool as referee?! These yellow cards in this game are probably just for covering up their messes!

"I'm in Li Qianhuan's long legs! Sister, step on me!"

"Hey buddy up ahead, calm down, or she might fry you into a eunuch."

On the field.

Deadpool was dressed in a flashy black and white striped referee uniform, with two katanas at his waist and an AK on his back.

He strolled to the center circle and pulled out a gold watch belonging to a senior Silver Peak Consortium from his crotch.

Listen up, gentlemen!

Deadpool held up his gold watch and waved it at the two team captains Sing Sing and Riptide.

"This watch is face up! Your Kung Fu Team kicks off! This one's face down! I'll fire a shot into the sky to celebrate!"

Before the two could speak, Deadpool threw the gold watch into the sand.

Splat...

The gold watch was embedded directly in the mud, making it impossible to tell which side was which.

Deadpool nonchalantly stomped on it, then pulled out a whistle and put it to his lips.

"Beep--!"

The whistle blew across the sky! The New Year Cup officially began!