Did the Goal Grow Legs? Deadpool Actually Ruled It a Goal!

Halftime passed in the blink of an eye.

Both head coaches made sweeping changes, resulting in dramatic personnel reshuffles.

Six players from the Kung Fu Football Team's bench suddenly stood up.

Li Hongqi, David, Master Duan Shuiliu, Tony, Hua Xinwu, Madam Hu!

The moment these six people appeared on stage, they were met with cheers from a large audience.

"They've changed the player! They've changed the player!"

"Senior Brother's on the field! Watch out, the other side's about to get a beating!"

Commentator Zhan raised his voice. "Ladies and gentlemen, the halftime adjustments are here! Both sides have undergone major changes!"

Commentator Zhang shook the documents in his hand. "Hehe, Director Wang must be determined to win this time..."

"Oh? Li Hongqi replaces Ling Lingwu, playing as a defensive midfielder. Ling Lingwu had enough firepower in the first half, but unfortunately, he was blasted like a roasted sweet potato by Li Qianhuan."

"I've heard that Li Hongqi is really good at hard qigong and grappling... I bet he has a real knack for defense."

"David replaces Yang Liqing?"

Commentator Zhang turned the page.

"Yang Liqing's chokehold on Daken in the first half was commendable. David is skilled at catching, and he will definitely cause the opponent a lot of trouble."

"Replacing Shi Xiaoyan with Duan Shuiliu..."

"Tony replacing Ma Jun... hehe... although they both work for the 749 Bureau, I heard they have a conflict... Director Wang not to let them both play at the same time was truly wise... hehe..."

"Hua Xinwu replaces Chan Ka-kui... Madam Hu replaces Yang Jianhua..."

Duan Shuiliu adjusted his glasses and surveyed the away team's half.

"Everyone, don't misunderstand... I'm not targeting any one person, I'm targeting... everyone here!"

"Fuck!"

Upon hearing this, Wolverine flew into a rage and swung his hand repeatedly.

"Harry, Petra, Edith, Illyana! All of you, get up there and beat that bespectacled kid to a pulp!"

Geggebu, who developed a psychological trauma from guarding the goal in the first half, was substituted by Petra. At this moment, he is holding Baobao and crying about the cruelty of the other side.

Petra and Harry Kane, who replaced the Toad, held hands tightly, the couple fighting side by side.

Luke Shaw dropped back to play left-back, Wandering Girl moved up to the front line to form a two-striker partnership with Harry Kane, and Magik replaced Li Qianhuan.

"Beep--"

Deadpool, whistling, announced, "Second half! Ragnarok 2.0! Let's begin!"

The moment the whistle blew, the field completely transformed into a battlefield.

David executed a front flip followed by a triple volley, forcefully intercepting the ball amidst the Riptide torrent and fierce winds.

"Biaozi! Pass the ball!"

Li Hongqi, his eyes filled with murderous intent, smashed through Daken's blockade, and just as he was about to stop the ball with his chest, Magik swung his Soulsword, cleaving the void in two!

A dimensional portal bloomed in front of the ball, and the ball plunged into the portal, appearing directly behind the Duan Shuiliu.

The eldest brother snorted coldly and launched a spinning kick, sending the football towards the opponent's half.

Just then, Petra pressed her hands to the ground!

"Rise!"

On the field, the turf and the soil beneath it surged and reconstructed, turning into a three-meter-high wave of dirt that bounced the ball back!

"Harry! Charge!"

Deep Abyss Harry glided swiftly along the earthen wave, smoothly intercepting the ball in mid-air.

Wow!

In the stands, the Moon-Boy rode on the neck of the Devil Dinosaur, excitedly waving his support sign.

The Devil Dinosaur roared to the sky, shaking the stands.

The Gambit somehow brought out a small folding table, shuffled the cards, and shouted loudly.

"Place your bets! Kung Fu Team is 1 to 1! Mutants 1 to 3! Place your bets now!"

Ueda Kenji pulled out the few China notes he had just received from his pocket and slammed them on the table with gritted teeth.

Oasis Martha and Flower Bud Olivia, each holding a bucket of popcorn, watched the chaotic brawl unfold with smiles, finding a strangely comforting quality to their chaotic lives.

Let's turn our attention back to the field.

Madam Hu directly directed operations on-site:

"Tony! Hold down that big Iron Man! Xinwu! Block the teleportation point of that short-haired girl!"

Tony's eyes turned sinister, and with a roar, he charged straight at Colossus.

He didn't care about Colossus's steel body; he leaped into the air and delivered a flying Muay Thai knee strike to Colossus's chest.

Hua Xinwu, with his eerie and ethereal movements, clung to the Wandering Girl like a ghost, forcing her to constantly teleport.

In the chaos of the battle, the ball changed hands several times and eventually rolled to Sing Sing's feet!

Sing Sing wiped his nose and was about to kick when a green light flashed before his eyes.

Polaris blocked his way, her long green hair flying. "Oh, isn't this Director Zhou? This road is blocked."

Sing Sing Chow chuckled and looked Polaris up and down.

"Lorna..."

"What?!" Polaris frowned.

"Have you not been sleeping well these past few days?" Sing Sing's eyes were filled with affection; the Egg Tart Prince had arrived.

Lorna paused for a moment, the fierce glint in her eyes softening slightly. She reached up and touched her face. "Are your dark circles really that bad?"

"No..." Sing Sing Chow began softly, "Because you were running through my mind all night last night..."

Holy crap?!

Li Qianhuan, who was drinking water on the sidelines, suddenly sprayed a mouthful of cola all over the back of Geggebu's head.

Polaris's perpetually icy face gradually flushed red, the color spreading from her ears all the way down to her neck!

The cheesy pickup line was so effective that it left her momentarily speechless.

Take advantage of that half-second when Polaris is distracted!

Sing Sing bent his knees and lowered his waist, lightly tapping the ball with the sole of his foot, easily shaking her off, and then dribbled forward with the ball!

It's a one-on-one situation!

There's a wide-open gate right ahead!

"Get in!"

With a loud shout, Sing Sing sent the ball flying like a burning meteor, streaking towards the corner of the goal!

"You bastard! You dare to play me!!"

The Polaris has turned reddish!

It's really red-temperature now!

Enraged, she screamed and raised her hands upwards!

To the utter astonishment of the entire stadium, their own goal suddenly rose from the ground!

"Whoosh~"

Sing Sing's seemingly inevitable goal, a shooting star, grazed the original spot of the goal and flew towards the stands, finally smashing the Gambit's folding gambling table with a loud crash!

Sing Sing, frozen in place while still in his shooting position, was completely stunned.

He glanced at the empty baseline, then at the goal that was still hovering and spinning in mid-air.

"Black whistle! She's cheating! She's moving the ball around the goal!"

Polaris gritted his teeth and sneered, "You think you can make the ball curve around the goal? Go ahead and try!"

Deadpool strolled over leisurely, "Beep! The defending team has utilized their advantage on the field and executed a reasonable tactical maneuver! Goal!"

The official live stream chat was flooded with comments:

"My goalkeeper has long legs and has run away!"

"Polaris: As long as I move the goalposts, your shots will always miss!"

"Deadpool's whistle is really only good for wiping his own ass; how could he even utter such a hellish punishment!"

"Director Zhou was dumbfounded. He tried to flirt with a girl but got punished instead. This is what happens when you anger a proud young lady!"

"The ultimate solution to physical defense is to modify the field parameters, folks!"

Duan Shuiliu was trembling with rage, pointing at Deadpool: "A trash referee like you should be thrown into the incinerator!"

Deadpool chuckled upon hearing this.

"Insulting the referee! One point deducted!"

The Mutants United cheered, and the score was immediately overtaken.

Even Hua Xinwu, who was known for his composure and self-control, couldn't hold back any longer and got into a stance ready to use Tai Chi to chop Deadpool to pieces.

Just as the football match was about to escalate into a street brawl, Wolverine, with a half-smoked cigar in his mouth, grabbed Anton, the fourth official, and demanded a substitution.

"What?! The head coach is warming up! Oh my god! Wolverine is going to replace his son in the game!"