If You Can't Win, Just Smash Them With the Goal!

"Beep!!"

Deadpool, dressed in a black and white striped referee's uniform, wildly swayed his slender waist. "Everyone stand up! Change! Your favorite! Wolverine for nearly thirty years, makes his grand entrance!"

"No, old man, have you taken the wrong medicine?!"

Daken was substituted, was very unhappy. "Do you even know how to play football? Why did you take me off like that? This is a football match, not a bar fight!"

Logan exhaled a cloud of smoke and glared at him. "Stop talking nonsense! Open those beady green eyes of yours and watch closely! Today I'll teach you what violent aesthetics really are!"

Daken was skeptical of this.

What's wrong with this old man?

When she coaxed me back, her tone was gentle. Oh, now that she's tricked me back, she's not only fussing over me every day, but her mouth is getting stinky!

Is this his true nature?

In the broadcast booth, Commentator Zhan's voice was passionate and piercing. "Ladies and gentlemen! Logan is on the field! He's going to use his physical strength to fight back against the Kung Fu Team!"

"Hehe... this is going to be lively in the penalty area!"

The score is 12-11, with the Mutants United leading by one goal.

Kick off!

The football rolled smoothly to Logan's feet.

Dribbling skills?

It does not exist.

The old guy grabbed the soccer ball and charged forward—a handball?

Deadpool, that idiot referee, didn't even call a foul!

Wolverine became a bulldozer, simply crushing his way into the opponent's half of the court.

Stop him!

Madam Hu, standing in the center circle, jostled with Polaris: "Li Hongqi! Cut him in the bottom lane!"

"Leave it to me!"

Li Hongqi roared and charged head-on into Logan, the shockwave erupting from the point of contact between the two.

Li Hongqi's legs dug two deep furrows in the grass, and he slid back a full three meters!

Logan's charge was also thwarted, and the ball slipped between the two players and landed to the side.

Wolverine was about to unleash his power, he suddenly noticed a shadow overhead.

David leaped into the air like a swallow, landing directly in front of the football. He turned to look at Logan, a roguish grin on his baby face, and then turned and sprinted away with the ball.

"Thanks, bro! I'll borrow the ball for now!"

The ball was passed to the wing, Storm Ororo hovered in mid-air, her long hair dancing wildly in the wind, her eyes glowing white.

"Boom!"

A fierce wind howled, accompanied by lightning and thunder.

The once clear sky was now covered with dark clouds, and torrential rain poured down in some areas, turning the right side of the stadium into a muddy mess.

Deep Abyss's eyes lit up—a perfect opportunity!

The weather and venue were perfect for him; he was like a fish in water!

Deep Abyss glided at high speed across the muddy surface, intercepting David's pass, and the football flew towards the Kung Fu Football Team's goal once again!

Wolverine also rushed to the landing spot, ready to seize the opportunity to break down the door.

"Don't even think about it!"

On the left flank, Master Duan Shuiliu leaped several meters into the air, arriving first despite being behind, and kicked the mid-air football back towards the Mutants United's half of the field.

Petra stood in front of her house, her arms pressed to the ground.

"Rise!"

An earthen wall rose from the ground, enclosing the entire goal.

With a fierce look in his eyes, Li Ding'an quickly moved backward, striding forward to approach the earthen wall, gathering all his strength in his right leg to kick it.

"Snap!"

Madam Hu charged like a wild boar, shaking off the Magik who was grabbing at the hem of her clothes.

She spun wildly in mid-air, executing a powerful 360-degree spinning kick.

Bang!

The football, leaving a trail of afterimages, hurtled straight towards the top corner of the goal.

Just as Ichirai Hisako transformed to try and block the rapidly approaching soccer ball, the ball spun around her head and slammed into the net.

12-12!

Draw!

The chaos has escalated completely!

Tony, that mad dog, completely forgot he was a guard. With bloodshot eyes, he pounced on Colossus, not caring whether Colossus was made of iron or not, and started a physical fight on the spot.

Magik wielded the Soulsword, and portals bloomed one after another.

"Well said!"

Luke Shaw spreads his steel wings, his Spectrum bionic eyes rapidly calculating the landing point, preparing to intercept.

Just as the ball emerged from the void, a ghostly figure silently approached.

Hua Xinwu's hands form a circle, revealing a surge of Tai Chi Internal Energy!

"Unload!"

His shoulders slumped slightly, and he flicked his wrist.

The ferocious ball, moving at lightning speed, became limp and lifeless, like a mud ox sinking into the sea.

The ball obediently stuck to his sleeve, spinning rapidly.

The Wandering Girl landed in a flash, just as she was about to reach out and snatch it.

Hua Xinwu nimbly evaded the defender and launched a long pass to the front of the field.

"The old man's skills are pretty good!"

Edith, with a lollipop in her mouth, suddenly appeared in the penalty area to defend.

Li Ding'an, with only one arm, ran wildly down the side path, holding a tree branch in his hand, but the blade's edge had already been integrated into it.

With wild movements, he weaved through the gaps in Ichirai Hisako's psychic armor, forcefully carrying the ball.

Xu Xi, meanwhile, remained in the shadows, silently filling in any gaps in the defense.

The scoreboard flipped rapidly as Deadpool blew his whistle wildly.

15-15!

18-18!

19-19!

"This is insane! This is a completely unsportsmanlike and insane match! An absolute visual feast, comrades!"

Commentator Zhan was shouting himself hoarse in the commentary booth.

"One minute left! Score tied at 19!"

On the field, Logan climbed out of the mud, intercepted the pass from Polaris, and charged forward like an enraged lion.

Only one obstacle remains ahead.

Yan Shuangying, Yan Shuangying.

Yan Shuangying stood in the center of the goal, his eyes sharp.

Logan unleashes a powerful shot!

This powerful kick deformed the ball, sending it hurtling towards the top right corner of the goal.

Yan Shuangying stepped back with his right leg, and his right hand transformed from a palm into a fist, fiercely meeting the cannonball-like ball head-on!

"Thump!!"

Yan Shuangying remained as steady as a mountain, motionless, as the football flew backwards and landed in the center circle, where Sing Sing stood.

Everyone held their breath and turned to look.

He looked up, a cunning glint in his eyes.

The away team's entire defense retreated to defend.

Petra frantically raised an earthen wall, Ichirai Hisako unleashed her largest telekinetic armor, and Luke Shaw folded his wings to protect the blind spot.

Sing Sing focused his energy in his dantian and opened his eyes wide.

He stomped his right foot hard on the grass, the earth trembled, and the ball bounced high into the air.

The right leg swung back to its maximum extent, like a dragon swinging its tail.

"Great Strength Vajra Leg! Break!"

"Bang!!"

A blur of light ripped through the air and traversed the entire arena.

"Snap! Snap! Snap!"

The earthen wall crumbled, and the armor trembled.

The ball, with unparalleled power, pierced through three lines of defense and flew into the bottom of the net.

20-19?

No!

Just after the ball went into the net, a green light burst forth from Polaris.

"Want to win?! Dream on!"

To the astonishment of the entire audience, the Mutants United's goal, along with the soccer ball in the net, was launched into the air.

The ultimate form of physical defense is simply removing the goal.

The goal was pushed backwards in mid-air, spanning most of the field, and with a loud bang, it smashed directly into the Kung Fu Team's half of the goal.

Goal!

Deadpool, witnessing the spectacular sight of both teams simultaneously sinking into the net, danced with excitement and blew the final whistle with all his might.

"Beep beep--Match ends! Both teams scored simultaneously! Final score 20-20!"

"This is the greatest match I've ever hyped! Long live peace! Respect!"

The entire stadium erupted in a tsunami of cheers.

Whether they were Mutants or 749 Agents, they all slumped onto the grass, exchanging glances and bursting into laughter.

Director Wang stood on the sidelines, unscrewed his thermos, and blew on a goji berry.

"What's the point of all this fighting and killing? This is what real team building is all about!"